Chapter 12 The Mentally Handicapped Squad
Zhang Bai obviously felt that Xiao Wu had discovered his thoughts, and now although he didn't know why he stayed, he didn't speak because of one more person, so he didn't speak. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info and in his heart, he always felt that this youngest boy who came last seemed to have an indescribable feeling in it, and when he looked at him, he felt his heart palpitate.
Zhang Bai was originally a makeup artist, and he spent most of his time dealing with corpses every day, so he didn't have a good mouth, and he stumbled when he spoke, and a short story made him say that he could have half an hour, Xiao Wu took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it was almost eleven o'clock, and he said in his heart that if you ink for a while, the ghost should come out to play with you.
Overall, Zhang Bai probably told a nonsense story.
Because as soon as Zhang Bai opened his mouth, he said, "It is said that it was a matter of the Republic of China......"
Xiao Wuyi listened, yes, this product is not a letter at all, and the Republic of China period, the Republic of China period was full of war, such a big house, throwing two grenades can blow up a wall, what the hell can dodge it, and plus the degree of preservation of this building, if it can be preserved so well, then what else to sell, decorate, ah, this whole old object, gramophone, loudspeaker or something, there is a little wax clay figure, put it there, and ask a few people to write a song and cry XXX hero biography, That proper history museum, sit on the ground to collect tickets, when the flow of people increases, as soon as the yang energy gathers, no matter what the hell you are, you have to finish the fun the next day, can you find such an unjust boss to take over?
And don't say anything else, just the story of "an infatuated girl would rather die than marry a rich son for Xiao Erlang" in Zhang Bai's mouth is exactly the same as the bridge in the special TV series, Xiao Wu speculated in his heart, estimating that this product must have been seen from the central 8 sets of TV series, and temporarily changed the name and took it out to fool this wave of ignorant students.
What kind of character is Xiao Wu, when he opened his mouth to fool people, this Zhang Bai didn't know where to mix, so for him, this set had no effect at all, but for this group of little children who were not deeply involved in the world, it was effective.
The five of them listened fascinated, and a few tears even came out of the eyes of the two girls.
Xiao Wu looked at it, and felt incredible, and said in his heart, haven't you read a novel magazine? As far as Zhang Bai's mouth is concerned, the three-hundred-word little yellow text is better than the story of this product, I don't know how many times, I can cry this, if you read the biography of the martyrs, you can't cry blindly?
When Xiao Wu rolled his eyes and was worried about the IQ of these people, Zhang Bai's incoherent story was finally finished, he looked at the few people in front of him with satisfaction, and saw that the few people sitting on the sofa seemed to be unsatisfied, so he had to praise his eloquence in his heart, and at the same time winked at the female classmate sitting in it.
I have to say that a man with a house is still very lethal to a girl, especially a man with a big house, when he saw that the girl was teased by Zhang Bai like this, her face immediately turned a little red, smiled at him, turned her head and talked to the girl next to her.
As long as it's not a cold eyebrow, this means that there is a drama.
Zhang Bai smiled, and said in his heart that he had gained a lot today, and when he was done, he would ask this little sister out for coffee, and then ...... Hey, hey, hey!
Thinking like this, he inevitably showed an old pervert look on his face, and the corners of his mouth were about to run.
After all, he has been single for more than 30 years, as long as there is a little sign of it, Zhang Bai will be happy for a long time.
Xiao Wu saw everything in his eyes, snorted, and said in his heart, there is still a ghost in this house who doesn't know what Taoism is, maybe he will strangle you to death in a while, you are good, start to feel good now, cow! I respect you as an old whore!
Zhang Bai laughed for a while, the people in front of him were talking in a low voice, and they didn't look at him, and he laughed enough, so he naturally looked around, and this carelessness matched Xiao Wu's eyes.
Xiao Wu sneered, the expression on his face that anyone could understand, and then he made a "stroke" gesture with both hands, and then twisted it hard!
"Click"
Zhang Bai seemed to hear the sound of his descendants breaking in half, and his face couldn't help but turn pale.
"Humph!" Xiao Wu snorted, Zhang Bai's whole person was like being beaten in the chest, so he had to say a few words, and said in his heart This person is really amazing, he knows everything I think, but don't be a monster, this house is not very peaceful, I better hurry up and find a chance to withdraw!
After thinking about it, he looked at his watch, and then said: "A few people, I still have to work at night, so I won't be here today, you can rest assured, the things in this room are not mine, and I don't plan to ask for them, if I accidentally knocked over something when I exorcised the ghost tonight, then it's fine, as long as it's not too much." ”
The five people looked at each other, and said in their hearts, why is this person so easy to speak, isn't this equivalent to letting us toss at will in his house, this is a good opportunity for supernatural exploration, and nodded happily at the moment.
And Xiao Wu, still a dead face, said in his heart, your special mother even knows that this ghost will smash things, and let us come, you can find all the old men, even if you are looking for the old man, the yang energy is also strong, what do you mean by looking for two girls, and you are shameless with others, or people!
Pushing people into the fire pit, and trying to drag them to the kang when it's over, can you still show your face, it's just a hooligan in broad daylight.
Zhang Bai saw Xiao Wu gritting his teeth, his heart was empty, and he said again in his heart This kid is really amazing, he has never been false once in the face of a corpse in the past, why does he feel like his tail has been grabbed by someone when he looks at him.
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to delay any longer, and after waiting for another hour, the thing was about to come out, so he hurriedly said goodbye.
Those five people were originally looking for excitement, and if the owner was not there, it would be more conducive to them tossing blindly, so he smiled and nodded, and did not stop it, and Xiao Wu was upset when he saw this guy, and he couldn't wait to flash his dog eyes with a golden light, so he didn't even look at it.
"Bang dang!" With a sound, Zhang Bai pushed the door out, and then there was a sound of the iron gate opening and closing again in the courtyard, and after a few seconds, Zhang Bai's voice came from afar, "Pay attention to safety!" ”
"Hey! Got it! The five of them responded in unison, but Xiao Wu was silent and sat there hatefully.
"I'm mindful of you big-headed ghost!" Xiao Wu scolded in his heart, wishing that this goods would be hit by a car when he went out, and it would be peaceful in the world.
It's no wonder that Xiao Wu is angry, no one likes to be used as a gun, and it is a "free" gun.
Among several people, there was a lean man, he was about 1.8 meters tall, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and he looked polite.
"I thought he was going to stay with us all night!" He looked at the other four: "This is a monumental night, haha!" ”
The four of them smiled when they heard this, suddenly stretched out their hands, folded them together, and said in a loud voice: "Netherworld!" fighting! fighting! fighting! After saying that, he pressed down his arm violently, and suddenly burst into laughter.
"What a fight!" Xiao Wu rolled his eyes widely, and at this time he had a new understanding of the mental retardation of this group of students, only to see him slant a glance at the five people who were smiling, and muttered: "I'll see how you cry in a while!" ”
The five people laughed for a while, probably suddenly remembering that they were not the only people in this house, so the thin boy led by him came out of the crowd first, walked up to Xiao Wu and stretched out his hand enthusiastically, and said, "Hello! My name is Ma Mingyuan! It's the president of the Netherworld.,Please take care of me when we meet for the first time.。 ”
Although this group of people has a touching IQ, they are quite polite, and Xiao Wu is embarrassed to pull an old face, so he also smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Long Wu." ”
"Oh?" Ma Mingyuan said: "The surname Long is really rare. Said a smile and continued: "We are under the same roof today, which can be regarded as fate, let me introduce you to you, this is Guan Lingling, this is Liu Lina, these two are Zhang Zeyuan and Li Bo." ”
Ma Mingyuan pointed over one by one, in order, they were black charcoal girls (because this product is so dark, a big white tooth and a smile are reflective, and there is a white hairpin on his head, not to mention how obvious the contrast is. Then there is the coquettish girl who throws flattering eyes with Zhang Bai, the big old cow who stands there with his hands and feet, and a reading boy who is also with eyes.
Xiao Wu nodded and signaled, and those people also smiled kindly, especially when they heard that Xiao Wu had not taken the college entrance examination this year, the coquettish girl twisted the big crotch and walked over, put her hand on Xiao Wu's shoulder, and said softly: "Little brother, sisters will protect you for a while, ha~!" ”
Xiao Wu has not yet taken the college entrance examination, although he also has a spring heart from time to time, but he still likes the kind of pure little girl like Xiaomei, at this time I saw the coquettish girl twisting her hips, crooked hips, and smelled the perfume on her body, and suddenly her head buzzed, and her heart said What is the taste of this big old cow and reading boy, looking at people's buttocks vigorously, so big one is like a grinding plate, what is the beauty of twisting around.
After thinking about it, he sighed secretly, and said in his heart: "Hurry up, you come out quickly, I'll solve you quickly, go home and sleep." ”
As soon as I thought of this, I heard a "zila", and the chandelier above everyone's heads suddenly flashed, and then went out with a "pop".
The boundless darkness, like a monstrous beast, surged towards the few people in the hall.