Fairy in the ear!

Captain Zhang frowned, and his face instantly became ugly again, he remembered that Maodou had said just now that this was the most troublesome situation. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What the hell is this fairy in my ears, I still have a fairy word in it, why is it so evil?"

Edamame rubbed his hands together and explained, "This is a kind of youkai that likes to drill into people's ears, and they use their voices to make people uneasy and lower their vigilance, so that they can secretly absorb the essence of their hosts. In ancient times, people liked to cultivate immortals and chant Zen, and when they heard these things whispering in their ears, they thought that they had cultivated the legendary Yuan Baby, achieved immortals, and finally indulged in it until they went mad, so this thing got the name of an ear immortal. ”

Edamame looked at Captain Zhang, whose face was like earth, thought for a while, and then continued: "This ear immortal is recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", but the language is unknown, and there is no mention of the method of cracking. ”

Hearing what Edamame said, Captain Zhang's heart sank, and a sweat suddenly broke out on his head, and he said anxiously: "What should I do then?" Why don't I go to an ENT specialist again? ”

Edamame rolled his eyes and said, "It's useless, although these guys are not powerful monsters, they are very cunning, and as long as they feel danger, they will desperately drill into their heads." Just like just now, if you use force, I'm afraid that before you catch the fairy in your ear, Dongdong will already be hurt to death, which is also the trouble I just said. ”

"What then! So what to do! Captain Zhang tugged at his hair and swirled back and forth in the living room.

Edamame also frowned and stood in place in contemplation, and after a while, he raised his head, just saw Captain Zhang spinning around, his eyes lit up, and he said: "I have a solution, but I don't know if it will work, if you want, we can give it a try." ”

Captain Zhang was completely convinced of Edamame at this time, and when he heard this, he immediately turned his head and said, "Try!" Whatever the method, give it a try now! But as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered Dongdong's struggle on the ground just now, and asked with palpitations: "But Dongdong won't be in any danger, right?" ”

The corners of Edamame's mouth turned up slightly, and he said with a smile: "No, I may have to wronged you." ”

When Captain Zhang heard this, he immediately relieved himself, grabbed Edamame's hand, and said earnestly: "Xiao Mao, as long as you can save Dongdong, don't say that you are wronged!" You're going to tear down my old bones! I don't even frown! ”

Edamame looked at Captain Zhang's firm eyes, nodded heavily, and said, "That's okay!" Take off your clothes! ”

"Huh?"

After a while, Captain Zhang was only left with a pair of big red pants on his body, with a big belly, standing in the middle of the living room with a confused expression.

"Huh? It's still the year of the natal life. ”

Edamame's narrow eyes made Captain Zhang blush, and he stared at him for a long time before saying, "My daughter-in-law insisted that I wear it, saying that it is a ...... to ward off evil spirits."

With a low laugh, Edamame stopped teasing Captain Zhang, and at this time he lost the restraint he had when he first entered the door, and after walking around the house with two hands behind his back, he dragged out a large bathtub from the bathroom and put it at the door of Dongdong's room, and then pointed to the bathtub and said to Captain Zhang: "Come here, lie in." ”

Captain Zhang walked over with a body of fat shaking, retracted his stomach vigorously, curled his legs, and squandered all his strength before stuffing himself into the bathtub.

When Captain Zhang was competing with the bathtub, Edamame was not idle, and he didn't know where to make a large ball of cotton, tore out two pieces and kneaded them into a ball and handed them to Captain Zhang.

"Plug your ears, you have to plug them tightly!"

Watching Captain Zhang stuff the cotton ball into his ears, Edamame checked it again, then turned around and ran into the kitchen again, opened the freezer of the refrigerator, rummaged in it for a long time, took out a few ice packs, looked back at the big lump of fat shrunk in the bathtub, he touched his nose, and his heart simply moved all the things in the freezer out in one go.

Captain Zhang is busy with work, and he only goes home once in a long time, and Dongdong's mother is also running outside all day for Dongdong's illness, and the things in the refrigerator are only added to this time, and the huge freezer is stuffed to the brim.

Edamame was busy sweating, and it took a while to dig out all the frozen meat, frozen chicken, and frozen fish in the freezer, Captain Zhang shrank in the bathtub, staring at Edamame working in the kitchen for a long time, and finally couldn't help but take out a cotton ball in one ear, and asked, "Xiao Mao, what are you doing here?" ”

Edamame wiped his sweat and turned around and said: "Monsters like the Ear Fairy like people who are full of qi and blood, but this kind of person is generally full of yang energy, and it is difficult for them to get close, so I thought about suppressing your Yang Qi for the time being, and seeing if I can lure out the Ear Immortal, as long as it is willing to come out, I can find a way to deal with him!" ”

Hearing Maodou say this, Captain Zhang's face suddenly showed a hint of joy, and he hurriedly said: "Sounds reliable!" Let's get started! ”

"Okay!" Edamame picked up a basin full of frozen meat and staggered over.

"Are you ready?"

Captain Zhang stuffed the removed cotton ball back into his ears, nodded with a solemn face on his bare shoulders, and said, "Come on"

"Boom", a large pot ......of frozen meat fell on Captain Zhang in an instant.

"Sizzle......" Captain Zhang gasped and couldn't control a few swings.

"Come again!"

"Whoa......" Another large pot of frozen meat covered Captain Zhang's body.

After several back-and-forths, Edamame finally piled all the frozen products in the refrigerator in the large bathtub, looked at Captain Zhang, who was trembling with a frozen pig's head, he frowned, and ran into the kitchen to catch a few large basins of cold water and poured it in.

Edamame moved his somewhat sore arm, and said loudly to Captain Zhang, who was trembling with fat all over his body: "You hold on, I still have to go in and watch Dongdong." ”

Captain Zhang's face was blue at this time, and the upper and lower rows of teeth were desperately fighting, how could he still speak, so he had to wink at Edamame and signal that he heard it.

Edamame nodded, turned around and walked into Dongdong's room, took out a cotton ball and squatted down at the head of the bed, and whispered in his mouth.

This bucket protects my body, the grass covers my shape, the shape is like the roadside grass, sitting like the roadside temple, the god is not seen, the ghost does not know, hidden!

This invisibility spell only works for some weak monsters, and it has no effect at all when encountering stronger demons or ordinary people, so it can be said that it is very chicken, and edamame is not usually used.

However, although this ear fairy is not a powerful monster, it is extremely cunning, and if it feels that someone is guarding it, it will definitely not show its head, and this invisibility spell is suitable for use now.