Chapter 1 The end times are coming, and you are amusing them
When the noon sun shone on a small county town in the western part of SD Province of the Celestial Empire, in a bedroom in a residential area to the east of the small county town, a human creature began to wrirm like a maggot. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
After squirming for a long time, he finally didn't resist the sun shining on his ass and face, as well as time and urine, and began to slowly open his eyes, squinting his eyes, the humanoid creature got up from the bed in a trance, crossed his Bogu shelf where the figure was stored and the locker of various two-dimensional winds, opened the door of his room and slowly headed towards WC.
After entering the WC and deciding all the problems, this humanoid creature washed his face, and his hazy eyes began to gradually become clearer, and then he looked at himself in the mirror, and then said: "Bai Yujing, you are so handsome, why are so girls unwilling to be their girlfriends~!"
stretched his waist, looked at himself in the mirror again, then washed it, and turned around after finishing it, but just when Bai Yujing was about to turn around, he suddenly turned around and smiled in the mirror, and said with an open mouth: "Live~!" ”
Bai Yujing suddenly excited, his heart suddenly beat a few times, and then instinctively took two steps back, and then ran out with a roar, and after Bai Yujing kicked the stool in the living room, and stepped over the living room, Bai Yujing rushed to the balcony, and gradually settled down under the warm sun.
The warmth of the sun made Bai Yujing tremble in horror and tremble, and his little heart gradually stabilized, and after settling down, Bai Yujing stared wide-eyed and looked in the direction of WC, and after finding that nothing ran out, he began to wonder if he drank too much yesterday and was dazzled, and it was normal for him to fantasize about the house that didn't sleep on time, and looked at the sun and scenery outside the window, Bai Yujing didn't notice that it was close to summer, it should be the time when insects and birds were chirping everywhere, and the community was unusually quiet.
Bai Yujing rested for 5 minutes and carefully walked around the sofa in the living room, and when he was about to walk to the door of WC, Bai Yujing took a Tang knife placed on the storage shelf in the living room in his hand, and after pulling out the scabbard, Bai Yujing continued to move towards WC, and after walking to the door of WC, Bai Yujing first poked out half of his head, and then scanned it like a thief to confirm that there was nothing abnormal, snapped on the light inside WC, and then continued to move inside.
When Bai Yujing moved to the side of the mirror again, the frightened Bai Yujing continued to stare carefully, trying to find something inside the mirror, but unfortunately there seemed to be nothing inside the mirror, Bai Yujing was relieved, walked to the front of the mirror, and the hand holding the knife in his hand was tightly held and looked at the inside of the mirror with wide eyes again. I found that it was all the same.,Then I walked out with a knife on my forehead.,Thinking that the hemp egg was really a self-hallucination that stayed up late at night and masturbated too much.。
At the moment when Bai Yujing turned his head, Bai Yujing inside the mirror was an inexplicable smile, and then the picture was transformed into normal, Bai Yujing came to the kitchen slowly, opened the refrigerator door, grabbed out a box of yogurt, inserted a straw, and began to eat.
Bai Yujing made a box of yogurt in an instant, but he still didn't feel like it was enjoyable, and then took out some food from the refrigerator, and then came to the living room, put these things together with the snacks on the table, and then turned on the TV to see what good programs there were.
Putting aside the strange situation just now, Bai Yujing's current state is almost daily, as a dead house that has not found a job for a few months after graduation, Bai Yujing's current life is also stress-free, which is also thanks to his parents, so that Bai Yujing, who has no job, has no worries about food and clothing, but the two adults are also busy, and they don't know where to work when they are not in the country all the year round, anyway, they are busy, Bai Yujing remembers that this is not the case when he was a child, it seems that he didn't know exactly what day it was when he was in junior high school. The work of his parents was suddenly transferred, and then he couldn't take Bai Yujing away, and then Bai Yujing suddenly became unsuppressed, and then began to contact online games, online texts, and finally became the generation of the post-80s generation who fell and died.
Fortunately, although Bai Yujing was greedy for fun at that time, his grades were not good, but he didn't make trouble, and finally spent high school safely without being killed or disabled, and then casually applied for a school, but he didn't expect to pass the exam, and then went to school, in the past few years of college life, Bai Yujing himself doesn't remember how he spent it.
Bai Yujing clearly remembers his liking in addition to another hobby of the game network textCOSpl, due to the worry-free life, Bai Yujing began to buy props or something after entering this circle, and slowly developed his own path, and gradually gained a certain reputation in the circle, and finally Bai Yujing stepped into the two-dimensional circle and went deeper and deeper, which is also the reason why the three-dimensional girl and Bai Yujing did not have a chance.
Of course, these Bai Yu Kyoto is a vague memory, when Bai Yujing was bored and nibbled on snacks and reactionary on this TV, when he was on the CCAV International News Channel, a scene attracted Bai Yujing, according to the situation on TV, it was a video, it was a beach, the sun was shining, and then suddenly the tourists who were swimming suddenly began to scream, and then gradually some blood red appeared in the sea, and the tourists screamed in horror and rushed to the beach, and then the guards patrolling on the beach quickly approached the seaside, Listening to the language shouted by the other party, Bai Yujing could tell that it was English.
Of course, after these tourists almost rushed out of the water, and then the creatures in the water first leaked out of a dorsal fin, looking like some kind of fish, the whole body was colorful but the attacking fish Bai Yujing instantly thought of the shark, but the shark is not the protective color of the shark The back is gray, and it is obviously not so small, with the stretching of the camera lens, Bai Yujing instantly followed the appearance of the first dorsal fin, and then more dorsal fin emerged, and a strange figure appeared on the beach, Bai Yujing's eyes widened instantly, isn't this the fishman in the World of Warcraft?!
Bai Yujing was stunned, the guards on the beach reacted quickly, quickly took out their guns and shot at the fishmen who rushed out to attack the tourists.
With the sound of gunshots, the fish-man was killed instantly, and the pitch-black blood flowed out, dyeing the surrounding sand into ink, of course, it was just a fish-man, and then more fish-men began to pour out, the guards shot and retreated, and reported to the police station with walkie-talkies, and some tourists who reacted began to take out their mobile phones to call the police.
Then the news ended abruptly, the host said that for the accident that occurred on the west coast of the United States yesterday, all countries expressed concern about Yunyun, Bai Yujing was almost stunned in an instant, what is the situation with his meow, could it be that the glass slag (Blizzard) company has always known that there are these creatures in the world and then got the information to do it?
Bai Yujing instantly felt that it was no wonder that the World of Warcraft with glass slag had been popular for so many years, and it must be that the members of the production team had a mirror to peep into other worlds, just like the super scientist Walter Bishop of Edge Crisis, who had a mirror to peep at other worlds.
When Bai Yujing complained, Bai Yujing continued to change the TV, Bai Yujing changed for a long time and didn't find any more interesting news than just now, and then planned to turn off the TV, just when Bai Yujing was about to turn off the TV, suddenly the official news channel of the ccav suddenly appeared, and then the host appeared on the big screen, and then the host began to say the words that made Bai Yujing frightened: "According to the notice of the Department of Defense, an urgent message is now inserted, after the attack in San Francisco at nine o'clock in the morning Western time." , similar situations have occurred all over the country, the people in the country once you find an abnormality around you, please immediately call the emergency number XXXXXXXXX and then report the specific location, the state will send special personnel to deal with it, and after the report, please quickly go to a safe area to avoid being harmed...."This is followed by a large list of various precautions.
Bai Yujing instantly had an idea in his mind - the crisis of the end times~! At the same time, I also thought that maybe all governments knew about this, otherwise there were so many emergency measures, and Bai Yujing found that a piece of content that flashed in the international news just now was that not long after those fishmen poured onto the beach, a head of American GI drivers and various steel killing machines emerged, shooting wildly at the fishmen, and the beach was instantly dyed black, although it was only a fragment of the picture, it was enough to see that the situation was wrong.
Bai Yujing instantly thought of the strange shot in the mirror just now through this situation, and instantly realized, is the end of the egg really coming, when Bai Yujing was stunned, his mobile phone rang, Bai Yujing looked at the caller, it was a COSpl playmate in a coastal province and city Lu Ying called, Bai Yujing heard the other party shout after connecting: "The surname is white, hurry up and prepare for the end of the world, ****.." The shrimp soldiers and crabs will all come out with his meow... Toot ....."
Bai Yujing was confused, what is the situation today, just when Bai Yujing was wondering, he heard a whistling sound outside the window, it was the sound of a fighter breaking the air, Bai Yujing then had a premonition and rushed to the balcony again, and saw two fighters in the sky chasing a black dot in the sky, and then Bai Yujing saw that he had been holding the telescope that had been on the balcony to pay attention to his neighbor's sister in his hand, and by magnifying it, Bai Yujing found that it was two fighters chasing a bird-like creature, and the three air units were chasing each other, but obviously the plane is not as flexible as this bird-like creature, and a plane suddenly emitted black smoke for half a day when it was fighting in the sky, but just when Bai Yujing was worried, a flame ignited around the bird-like creature in the sky, as if it was shot down by a missile and then fell to the ground.
To be continued