I regret the statement of the Roaring Sky Dog, the Monkey King, who was the hero I grew up with. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoI think it must be belittling its opponent, after all, it had a vendetta with the Great Sage back then. I glared at it, "Why don't you follow Erlang God to the world?" ”

Hearing this, the roaring dog blushed, comrades, the dog blushed! If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought the author was making it up. "Well, I was beaten down from the world and reincarnated as a dog because I violated the rules of heaven."

As soon as I heard this, I was not happy, "Oh, dogs with backgrounds are stronger than people, look at you, they are all sent down to labor reform, and they still carry mana, isn't this cheating?" ”

"." The Howling Dog sniffled, "When I went down to the mortal world, I was an ordinary dog, and I was caught by the dog thief two days ago, and when I was about to be hanged by the cook of the dog meat restaurant, a kind old man saved me and helped me recover the memory of my previous life." ”

As soon as I heard this, my heart was cold, King Qin Guang, this old thing is too limitless, not only to people, you see, now even the beasts are not spared.

"Tell me about the two of you." I pointed to the noses of the Howling Sky Dog and the Nine-Tailed Yin Cat and pointed, "You said that the whole territory of the wild cats and wild dogs is something, what are you two doing blindly with the spirit of the monsters?" ”

"It's the one who picks the lead." The roaring dog looked a little aggrieved, "Originally, I didn't take it seriously, but this cat demon is getting more and more excessive, occupying the entire South Fourth Ring Road." If I don't make a move, I'm afraid that our fellow dogs will have to go to Nanshan to be wild dogs. ”

"I can't just watch these dirty dogs bully the cat people, can I?" Unexpectedly, the nine-tailed yin cat Zhenzhen had words, "Our race can't beat them, so it's not normal to come to me for help?" ”

"You're not right!" Hearing this, the Howling Dog was not happy at the time, "According to what you say, wouldn't you have to eat the cat first when the rat becomes sperm?" Youkai have to abide by the rules of youkai, how can you do whatever you want? ”

"Yes." I looked at the Howling Dog appreciatively, "I didn't expect a dog to say such philosophical things." ”

The Roaring Sky Dog blushed, "It's not that I listened to the gods in the sky and learned a few sentences." ”

Seeing that the nine-tailed yin cat was still a little unconvinced, I hurriedly persuaded, "Okay, you all listen to me, can you coexist peacefully in the future?" Although our city is not so developed, there is no shortage of leftovers, right? Go back and talk about your subordinates, don't have nothing to do and flirt with each other. ”

"Okay, that's what you do." Seeing that the two monsters seemed a little unconvinced, I shrugged my shoulders, "Okay, just when I didn't say it." I can tell you, the city is about to start building a national civilized city recently, and if you continue to make trouble in the middle of the night, if anyone complains, tsk, have you ever eaten the dish of dragon and tiger fighting? It's okay, I guess we'll be selling wolves and tigers soon, and I'll take you there then. ”

Hearing this, the two guys finally settled down, "That's it." I waved my hand, "Starting from this street, the east belongs to the dog clan, and the west side belongs to the cat clan, and they are not allowed to violate each other in the future!" ”

The Nine-Tailed Yin Cat and the Howling Sky Dog thought for a moment and nodded. In this way, a Nan'an line comparable to the "38th line" appeared in history, many years later it has become an important tourist attraction in the city, with this line as the boundary, cats and dogs two species actually row the street and rule, many experts and scholars are famous for their research on this peculiar phenomenon. Of course, that's all for later, so let's not talk about it here.

"By the way, aren't you dogs all very smart? Do you know who the old man who gave you the medicine is and where he lives? "That's when I remembered what I do.

"What?" Hearing this, the Howling Dog's ears moved.

"It's nothing." I pretended to be nonchalant, "I'm just curious, I want to know who I was in my last life?" "To be honest, I really have this thought, since I learned about the temptation grass, I have been dreaming at night recently that I am surrounded by a group of beautiful women, could it be that I was a merry genius in my last life?

"Forget it." The Howling Dog stuck out his tongue, "It's better not to know, what if you were a eunuch in your last life?" I mean the kind of eunuchs in the palace, not the poor ones who write books. ”

I thought about it and felt chills all over my body, yes, if I was unlucky enough to be a eunuch in my last life, wouldn't this increase the psychological pressure on myself? There's no medical word for psychoerectile dysfunction, and I don't want to get it at such a young age. Besides, even if you are not a eunuch, what if you are a follower of a certain religion? You know, my favorite food is braised pork.

"I promised him that I would never tell anyone where he was. I still have this bit of ethics. I owe you a personal favor this time, and I will pay it back to you when I have a chance. With that, the howling dog barked twice at the group of dogs full of wounded soldiers, and swaggered away. A group of dogs, large and small, limped after him and soon disappeared.

When I got home, it was almost dawn. I'll close the curtains on the balcony first, after all, it's a panda and a tiger here, and it would be terrible if people saw it! Yawned and dragged Wang Lao Wu up from the study, "You tell me the truth, why did King Qin Guang betray the underworld, don't tell me you don't know!" ”

"I really don't know." Wang Lao Wu slapped my hand away dissatisfied, "I have so many things to do in a day, how can I care about what he is thinking." By the way, are you making progress in your investigation? ”

"There's a fart progress." I sat down dejectedly, "One moment to get a fairy out, another to get a monster out, the hell knows what he wants to do!" It's strange, how does this guy know who did what in his previous life? He doesn't try to see people with his head covered, does he? ”

"This." Wang Lao Wu hesitated, "Doesn't he have a book of life and death, it's all written on it." ”

"Really." As soon as I heard it, I was in spirit, "Have you seen it, who was I in my previous life?" Is it Zhao Yun or Guan Yu? It can't be Wei Zhongxian or something, right? ”

"It's worse than that." Wang Lao Wu said lightly.

"Worse than a dead eunuch?" I asked incredulously.

"Yes, you were just a passerby in your previous life, with no name or surname, and nothing left, do you say miserable?" Wang Lao Wu opened a can of beer and said, "Okay, look at the red circles under your eyes, hurry up and make up for sleep." There's still business at dawn. ”

In addition to playing cards, he just went to the square to dance with the old lady, and he could have a woolen business! I secretly cursed in my heart, but I couldn't resist the sleepiness, so I fell asleep on the sofa.