Chapter 295: Extreme Behavior
I didn't have time to think about it, so I grabbed the word Fu and casually stuck it to the head of the Nian Beast. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 The info beast was weak on all fours, and knelt down with a "boom", the red light in its eyes gradually disappeared, and its figure became smaller and smaller, and finally changed back to the appearance of a little yellow dog.
"Year, year" The little guy seemed to have completely forgotten what had just happened, and ran around my trouser leg and refused to let go.
"What are you going to do with this guy?" Fang Hongwei, this guy didn't know when he ran back again.
"What else can I do? Keep it, anyway, I'm going to become a monster zoo there. I shook my head helplessly and said.
As soon as Fang Hongwei left, the white tiger came out of the money pile. I looked at it with disdain, and it blushed and hurried into the ring on my hand.
"Why do you have to raise this monster?" Suzaku asked, pointing to the little yellow dog.
"Are you stupid?" I patted my full trouser pocket, "With this guy, our company can't open at all." ”
"That's a good idea." Suzaku had just put his head into the ring when he heard my words and sneered, "If you want it to use this trick, you have to feed it money in advance!" Double! ”
I looked at my watch, it was almost a little faster, and I was thinking about getting a taxi when a group of people rushed up and surrounded me. "It's him, what he holds in his hand is our family's blessing word!" An old man pointed at me and shouted.
Before I could explain, a group of people beat me, and the old man gave me two crutches tremblingly, "I just brushed the paste, and the crow you raised stole the words away, and you won't buy anything for two dollars a piece?" ”
It's hard to be a good person. I patted the dirt all over my body, limped and stood on the side of the road to take a taxi, you said that I don't want to be famous and not for money, I am conscientiously fighting on the front line of maintaining social harmony and stability, and I have to suffer from the misunderstanding and white eyes of the world, am I easy?
Originally, it was difficult to take a taxi in our city, and it was even more difficult in Chinese New Year's Eve. Finally, when one arrived, the driver glanced me up and down, kicked the accelerator and left, leaving me alone in the wind.
I had to cover my injured ass with one hand, rub my waist with the other, like a newly married daughter-in-law, twisting back one by one, I guess that when I go back, it will be dawn!
"Viagra!" I was sad when I suddenly heard a cry behind me. I turned my head and saw a large lion scurrying towards me. "Zhang Xin, didn't you let your grandfather take it away?" I asked curiously.
"It's too late to explain, come up and talk about it later." Zhang Xin lay on the ground, I hurriedly rode up, and I saw his four paws kicking the ground, jumping into the air, and a white mist rose under him, and I rode on the lion to ride the clouds.
I straightened my back, straightened my hair, tsk, even a Maserati doesn't have my style, right?
"Stop posing." Zhang Xin smiled and said, "I used a trick to blind my eyes, and people outside couldn't see us." ”
"Have you regained your memory?" I remember, this guy didn't seem to know this kind of spell before, huh?
"Well, my grandfather gave me medicine, and I remembered it." Zhang Xin said as he flew.
"Well, don't be too sad." I hurriedly said, "In all fairness, Sun Wukong didn't do it right!" ”
"What am I sad about?" Zhang Xin didn't mean to be sad at all, "My idea at the time was to become a human, isn't it true in this life?" Well, did you get the antidote? ”
"What does the Nine Spirits Saint Yuan want to do?" Wang Laowu asked anxiously when he saw Zhang Xin.
"My grandfather was stimulated back then, and Sun Wukong killed all his children. The most important thing is that he has always taught us to be kind to others, to rain when there is a drought, to dig ditches and build ditches when there is a flood, and to show people for free when they are sick. But those people always treated us as monsters, and after my grandfather's family was caught, they were the happiest, and they even took our bones to make wine and drink. When he got home, Zhang Xin's eyes were a little red as he spoke.
"These guys don't know what it's like, I really should let them taste what it's like to be a monster! Let them also live without clothes, without food, and worry all day long, afraid that they will become the experience points of those mages who kill demons and demons when they have nothing to do. Sun Tianhong jumped to his feet after listening to Zhang Xin's words and said.
"Don't mess around!" I glanced at Sun Tianhong, this guy's thinking is too extreme.
"My grandfather thought so too, that's why he took King Qin Guang's temptation grass." Zhang Xin whispered, "That year beast is the result of his experiments on stray dogs. ”
"That's no use." King Qin Guang said proudly, "The book of life and death is here with me, no matter how powerful the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage is, he has no way of knowing who was a monster in his last life and an immortal in his last life, right?" ”
"He doesn't know, and he's not interested in knowing, he's going to use it for everyone, a few count." Zhang Xin muttered.
"Who is so stupid? Take medicine when you see it? It's not tap water, and everyone can drink it, right? I scolded him.
"It's tap water." Zhang Xin opened his mouth wide and said in surprise, "Viagra, it's a pity that you don't go to a stall to tell fortunes." ”
"What?" I was shocked, the Nine Spirits Saint Yuan is the rhythm of doing great things!
"You bring this." Seeing me running out in a hurry, King Qin Guang handed me a small red bottle with half a bottle of pink water inside.
"What is this?" I took the bottle and opened it and sniffed it
This stuff is quite fragrant.
"This is an antidote made with Meng Po soup and the flower of the other side. I've just developed it, and I haven't tried it yet, but it should work well. King Qin Guang lowered his voice and said.
"Hurry up and give the waterworks a call and see if anything happens!" I hurriedly dialed Fang Hongwei's phone.
"What's wrong? Is the water out? You can't bear it, huh? Fang Hongwei muttered, "I just fell asleep." ”
"Stop talking nonsense, if you don't want to become a toad spirit, then take me over quickly!" I shouted at him, "Someone's going to poison the waterworks!" ”
"You wait for me to go to the waterworks right away!" After Fang Hongwei finished speaking, he hurriedly hung up the phone, and I vaguely heard a woman's complaint.
"Let's go, I'll go first. Hurry up! "I jumped on Zhang Xin and took off.
"Hmm, Viagra." As I was flying, Zhang Xin suddenly turned his head and asked me, "Do you know how to go to the water plant?" ”
As soon as I heard this, my brain buzzed, and I said that I seemed to have forgotten something important! "No, you've been living here for thirty years." Zhang Xin looked at me and said incredulously.
What are you kidding, who has nothing to do to run to the waterworks, don't believe you, ask yourself, where is the waterworks in your city?