Chapter 103: Sure enough, the old man is easy to pass (three watches)

Wu Laojiu thought that he had fallen!

He happily explained to Hao Jian: "Didn't you kid shout to find the whereabouts of the dragon beauty's eye?" This parchment scroll has been passed down from generation to generation by our Wu family! It records the way to find the eye of the dragon beauty, and to put it bluntly, it is a treasure map. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info I will give you a treasure map, you are my apprentice, this deal is reasonable, really, what do you think? ”

Their Wu family has been in it for generations? Hao Jian couldn't help but become a little curious about the identity of Erjiu, an old thing.

Hao Jian asked particularly vigilantly: "Old Man Wu, it's okay if you want me to worship you as a teacher, but I can't just find someone to apprentice to?" You've got to tell me, what do you do? Except for the antiques? I can also see that your skills are not simple, not like an ordinary antique dealer! ”

"What's this? Since you have seen it, then I will tell you the truth, in fact, I have the same identity as you, and I am doing things for the king of Hades in the underworld. I've been here for most of my life, and it's time to retire now, boy, aren't you codenamed Ghost Husband? I'm codenamed Drinker! Have you heard of me? Surely you haven't heard of it! ”

"Nani?"

"Codename Winemaker?! I've never heard of it! In addition to being surprised, Hao Jian's brain also turned very fast, and he quickly heard the flaw, and asked vigilantly: "According to what you say, it's not right!" If you're like me, you're doing things for the old man of Hades, then why did he give me a task to ask you for a clue to the Eye of the Dragon Beauty!? Isn't that redundant? ”

"Hahaha." Who knew that Wu Laojiu heard Hao Jian's words, and suddenly, he burst out laughing. Then he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on his eyes, and then said with a playful expression: "Hao boy, do you remember the old beggar wearing sunglasses you met at the mouth of the antique street?" ”

"Yikes! You," Hao Jian shouted as if he didn't understand. "Are you the old beggar?"

"No, no, no." That Wu Laojiu is even more tricky. "It's all about acting, it's all about testing you. Didn't you kid notice it at all? ”

"This, why? Why are you doing this? Is it just for the sake of teasing me for fun? Hao Jian knew that he was being played with by them, and he began to get a little angry, and he couldn't help but start to doubt their purpose. He aggressively asked, "Could it be that you two are liars?" Scam money? Or is this old thing you are so short of apprentices, you have to make me your apprentice? ”

"Ahh

"You kid, do you think I'm willing!" Who knew that Wu Laojiu began to complain dissatisfied.

He pulled out a cigarette stick, took a few puffs of smoke, sighed again, and exhaled softly.

Then he took the cigarette stalk and knocked it heavily on Hao Jian's forehead, "ding", and it made a crisp sound.

"Oops, stinky old man, I warn you not to knock me on the head!" Of course, this is just Hao Jian's thinking in his heart.

Hao Jian quietly tinkered with the Niu Niu in his hand while listening to Wu Laojiu's crackling chatter.

Wu Laojiu sighed: "Alas, do you know that our local government liaison department and security department have not had a new person report for a long time?" I haven't sent anyone for almost seventy or eighty years! One is to come and do it for a short time. The other type is that they are reluctant to come and think that the salary is too small. Didn't Lord Hades tell you before he called you? ”

Yes! No wonder! The old man of Hades wants to coax himself to be extortioned!

Feelings are an errand that no one wants to do, pit!

Hao Jian shook his head vigorously, his face was full of wry smiles, and then he suddenly seemed to remember something, and Xingshi asked: "Then why were you so angry when I first came to ask you for the clue of the dragon beauty's eye, and let me eat the closed door soup, and poured me foot washing water?" I don't think we have any grudges, no grudges, why is your weird old man's temper so stinky!? ”

"Who knows, you damn stinky boy actually want to come and intervene, I have worked hard for most of my life, and I was summoned by the old man of Hades to give me all the things in my hands to you, fire my squid, and announce my retirement, you still don't appreciate it! What an elm head! In that Wu Laojiu was even more excited than his emotions, just like Hao Jian robbed his child, he was particularly angry and reluctant, after he finished speaking, he knocked Hao Jian's head with the cigarette stick, "ding", crisp sound!

You stinky old man, why are you knocking me on the head again!? If you knock me again, I won't be handsome.

"Oh, that's how it is!" Hao Jian touched his head with his hand, he had to endure eating his stuffy cigarette stalks, he couldn't deal with an old man, and accidentally robbed him of his job, Hao Jian also felt a little sorry, and said embarrassedly, "Oh, Uncle Wu, you can rest assured that you will hand over the errand to Xiao Jian, Xiao Jian, I guarantee with my own character, and I will definitely not do it halfway through and pick a child!" will never shirk responsibility, cheat, and fail to complete the task well. ”

"Xiao Jian! Don't blame the old man for being too picky before, so it's embarrassing for you, you come to take office, I can't test you well, how can I rest assured that I will give you all the hard work of most of my life? Do you think it's true? Even if you don't come, just send someone here, and I'm going to put it to the test! Sure enough, when Wu Laojiu heard Hao Jian say this, his attitude began to soften, after all, Hao Jian was the only one who passed his test, and he didn't pick it, and then patted him on the shoulder and said: "It's you, you passed my test, and I don't have to worry about the task being handed over to you, boy, do a good job, my vision is right!" ”

Hao Jian couldn't help but start to be a little curious, what his test meant, so he leaned over with a smile, and while giving Wu Laojiu a massage, while flattering him, he asked: "Uncle Wu, you tell Xiaojian and me, how did I pass your mission?" I'm a little curious, and since I've passed your test, can you tell me the whereabouts of the dragon beauty's eye? ”

"Well, it depends on your performance!" Then Wu Laojiu touched his stomach, looked at Hao Jian expectantly and said, "I feel hungry!" Do you have anything to eat? ”

Hao Jian immediately understood.

"You wait, I'll be right away." Hao Jian gave the command "I want food" in his brain, and then said proudly: "Uncle Wu, you see, the next moment is to witness the miracle!" ”

Before Hao Jian's words fell, "Huh" and "Huh" a few times, a table full of big fish and meat appeared on the table in front of Wu Laojiu's sofa, good wine and good food, and suddenly, the smell of wine and meat was fragrant.

Wow, I'm a good one! Is this all the kitchen moved?

"That, I'm welcome, I'll eat it first!" was so shocked that Wu Laojiu's eyes almost fell to the ground! His eyes were full of starlight, and his saliva was flowing all over the ground. He hurriedly grabbed the chopsticks on the table, shook Hao Jian's words, and prepared to eat.

"You haven't told me yet" Before Hao Jian's words fell, Wu Laojiu had already gobbled it up and ransacked all the wine and food on the table. How many years has it been since you've eaten meat? Astonished!

Seeing that he was eating so deliciously, Hao Jian planned to wait for him to finish eating before asking. He sat on the side, wiping the blood on the cold weapon - the Xuantie Sword when he fought with Wu Ding just now with a cloth, but the more he wiped it, the more he felt that this blood was a little strange? Shouldn't a normal person's blood be pink or crimson? How can this Wu Ding's blood be green!?

Amazing!

The green blood can't help but make Hao Jian think of those movies, mutant creatures, or genetically mutated humans, or some monsters that eat green plants? Bugger? Monster?

I couldn't think about it, so Hao Jian gasped when he thought about it, and a chill ran down his spine.

Hao Jian's heart began to feel uneasy, it seems that this trip to Chongqing is full of crises and unsolved mysteries, he really doesn't know what he will encounter next, what is more terrifying? But Wu Laojiu ate and drank like a nobody, he began to envy these old people a little, just now he was still scared in the sword light and blood, and now he began to drink wine, eat small meat, hum a little song, and live a really free and comfortable life.

It wasn't until Wu Laojiu finished eating, touched his round belly, and hiccuped that Hao Jian began to continue to ask: "Old man, are you full?" Are you satisfied with the food and drink? ”

"Satisfied, that's pretty satisfying, boy, what do you have to ask, now start asking, right? If you want to ask anything, you don't have to hide it from me, we're all our own people! "Wu Laojiu is also an understanding person, after eating Hao Jian's meal, he treats him as his own.

Hao Jian hesitated a little, embarrassed to speak.

Wu Laojiu looked at his twisted look, and said with great interest: "Then I'll answer your previous question first, the old beggar you met before was your next connector in Chongqing, I deliberately asked him to test you, so you passed the test of "kindness", and then it was the time I embarrassed you, splashed your footwater, you couldn't help beating me, and you passed the test of "patience", as for later you came back to me and accidentally saved me, you passed the test of "persistence", so overall, I'm still quite happy with you kid. ”

"So that's it?"

Sure enough, the old people are easy to pass, haha.

Luckily, the cat lured me back again, and it looks like I'm going to reward it well when I go back. What a misguided accident! This cat is worth it!

"Boy, it's time for you to ask questions next!"

"Then I'll be blunt, I want to know if you have that parchment scroll? Can you give me the parchment scroll? I can complete the task they have given me. ”

"What's this?" Wu Laojiu looked a little embarrassed, "That's my family heirloom!" Boy, you just want to be so simple that you can send me away with a meal? ”

(Today's third update!) 3,000 words! )