Xiao Wuxin said, aren't you a heart, you didn't say it just now, and now you told me that you didn't bring the key, what's the matter, I'll kill it myself? With a bitter face at the moment, he opened his mouth and said, "I said what's the matter with you?" Aren't you a professional soldier? Shouldn't you carry these car keys with you? ”

Xiao Liu swallowed his saliva and replied: "Young Master Longlong, it's true that I'm a soldier, but what I carry with me is a circlip knife, I haven't heard of any soldier sleeping with a car key." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiao Wuxin said, okay, you have a yarn with a circlip knife? When you see someone "plopping", you kneel down, it's better to pick up something useless.

Xiao Wu has no choice but to go back, he and the little Taoist priest must be separated, and one of them has to be left here to watch, otherwise it will not be good to let Qin Wan'er and Xiao Liu stare at each other here, and then there will be a more powerful ghost, Xiao Liu is afraid that he will not be able to call others his ancestors?

"You're here to stay. No one should go in! Xiao Wu told him again, knowing that it was without further ado, so he rushed out directly, and when he looked up, the door of the guest house was closed intact, and he said in his heart, you are a ghost Qinglou, master, I came back to serve your nest!

Xiao Wu raised his leg is a kick, and the door was kicked open by him with a "bang", and the old woman was still knitting a sweater there. ”

"Fuck your uncle!" Xiao Wu knew that this product was probably not a good bird, but now the old woman didn't stop herself, she couldn't compete with her, and it was important to take the key, so she jumped to the third floor in three or two steps, saw that the doors of several people were open, and hurriedly went in and turned the key out.

Fortunately, although Xiao Liu is timid, the finishing ability of this goods is still quite strong, everything is placed on the bed next to him yard by yard, and the clothes are neatly folded, and the military style can be seen from here.

Xiao Wu didn't delay, he was about to take the key and leave, but he didn't want to turn back, the door "snapped" and closed, Xiao Wu didn't wait to kick the door, the woman's voice at the door sounded again, "Little brother, do you want to warm the bed?" ”

"I don't want it!" Xiao Wu yelled: "Are you finished? Didn't Lao Tzu say it, Lao Tzu is gay, you can go to whoever you like to make money, don't look for me anyway, I'm not interested in you. ”

The female ghost outside the door smiled and said, "We also have men here, do you want me..."

Xiao Wuxin said I want your uncle, one foot on the door, he knew that there were a lot of female ghosts outside, so he opened the state, and kicked the door away, the female ghost outside also pretended to be B, and I will lock you inside, if you don't answer the old lady, you won't let you come out.

Just thinking about it, this door flew out, this thing listened to the sound at the door, and thought about waiting for a while to blow a yin wind to scare and scare Xiao Wu, but I didn't expect it, I screamed, and was smashed below by the door panel, only showing two hands to twitch there.

Xiao Wu kicked the door out, and didn't see one lying under the door panel, seeing that there was no one around, he said: "Running really Nima fast!" "Turn around and go.

The goods are gone, the female ghost is angry enough, and after a few gestures, countless female ghosts immediately poured out of the aisle, surrounding Xiao Wutuan.

Xiao Wuyi is optimistic, your ghost special clothes are all dispatched, good, now the master has no oil bottles, the master will let you see the power of the proletarian iron fist, and roared at the moment, and turned on the state to the female ghost in front of him.

The group of female ghosts still called, "Little brother wants to warm the bed?" Does the little brother want to warm the bed? "I didn't call twice, I felt a black shadow flashing in front of me, Xiao Wu was like a killing god, pressing many female ghosts to the ground one by one, one by one, as if stepping on ants, they were all trampled to death.

How have these female ghosts seen this, seeing so many sisters dead, how can they still rest with Xiao Wu, hug up, this one bites his ankle, and the one who pulls his arm, and he can have three seconds, Xiao Wu's pants are all ripped off, and he is screaming there with a spongeBob SquarePants' underwear.

Xiao Wu saw that this is so special, how many ants bite the elephant to death, and he didn't talk nonsense at the moment, and directly blew up a big golden flower, and several female ghosts around him suddenly screamed and disappeared.

"I'll tell you!" Xiao Wu lifted his pants and threatened: "Whoever comes over again, I will blow her up!" Don't move! Don't move! ”

This group of female ghosts probably has never seen such a fierce celestial master, originally this is a small place, it would be good to be able to come, there can be a dozen or twenty people a year, and there can be a few powerful celestial masters, no, many female ghosts look at Xiao Wu's big golden flower is too fierce, and they dare not come forward, but they are not willing to let Xiao Wu go like this, so they will take a step when Xiao Wu takes a step.

So an embarrassing situation was placed in front of Xiao Wu, as long as he took a step, the group of female ghosts followed a step, and the movements were called a neat and uniform, just like telepathy, Xiao Wu even had the illusion of standing on the podium to lead the exercise during the school recess.

"I said are you bothered?" Xiao Wu retreated and said: "Actually, we are all proletarians, don't we, you see that I am so poor, it must be the proletariat, right, you are like this, shrinking in this small broken guest house as a special service, that must be a proletarian element, which bourgeoisie can do this after death, right, we are actually all friendly soldiers, the second company commander, hurry up and put away your special mother's Italian cannon... Ahh ”

Xiao Wuxin said, Recently, why is my ability to run a train so perfect, and I am still running to the bright sword here, and I quickly shook my head at the moment, and continued to instill proletarian ideas in this group of female ghosts.

If you want to say that Xiao Wu has no choice, everyone knows that if this female ghost can use proletarian thinking to exceed, then the ideological and political teacher in the university will not be so unpopular, but he is fighting now, although it is one per second, but the other party is too much, and the division of labor is extremely clear, and a rush will definitely kill Xiao Wu, how many big golden flowers can he put in it? It's not for nothing that a good man can't stand up to a lot of people, so Xiao Wu has no choice but to take advantage of the fact that the current group of female ghosts can't make up their minds and retreat downstairs.

Xiao Wu was retreating, and he felt that he had bumped into something behind him, and when he looked back, he saw that the proprietress was holding a dead cat, the kind of gray with long hair, standing behind him, and pulling the cat hair down at that time, and the mouth was full of fangs, "Young man, what's wrong?" Don't you like my girl? ”

Little Wuxin Dao, which normal person can take a fancy to the girl you here, you are the old bustard here, right? are all dead, and you are still holding your post here with a group of dead ghosts, you are really a model worker!

"Mom!" Xiao Wu opened his mouth and said, "Your girl here doesn't match my appetite." I'd better go, so as not to disturb your business." He is now followed by a group of female ghosts, and he doesn't dare to rashly kill this old bustard, otherwise if this group of female ghosts goes crazy, the car outside the door can be lifted for him, and he doesn't think about himself, he has to think about it for Qin Wan'er and them, so he opened his mouth and started talking nonsense with the old bustard.

"That's not going to work, boy." The proprietress opened her mouth and smiled, "You have come to me, then you have to pick one, otherwise it will be a shame for me to spread it." ”

Xiao Wuxin said, hey, where did you get the face when you died, and you still care about the face when you die, right? Oh, I don't even know what to say about you, you're so much better than some shameless modern people.

But he couldn't say that, so he took out two hundred yuan from his pocket, handed it to the proprietress, and said, "Mom, that's all I have in my pocket, you just finish playing with me, how about leaving now?" ”

"How?" The proprietress had eyes like cats, and she jerked up sharply, and her voice was sharp, "Not good!" You have to pick one! ”

Xiao Wuxin said that there is no one who can do this business, what do these female ghosts look like, who dares to choose? The big fangs are less than three centimeters, kissing my lips is not rotten, and he pulled the proprietress at the moment and whispered: "Since you are so enthusiastic, mother, then I have to choose one, just wear it... Wear a red dress, I think she's okay, your uncle, I'll blow you up! ”

The first half of Xiao Wu's sentence was still there, seeing that this old mother was defenseless, she really thought that he was going to choose a girl, and she was still laughing there. Who would have thought that the second half of Xiao Wu's sentence suddenly changed his tone, and pulled the old mother is a big golden flower, and directly gave the original form of the collapse, which was a pure black big wild cat, lying on the ground and calling there.

"Kitten!" The little five monsters screamed and pounced, "You don't know that animals can't become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China, do you?" ”

"Lao Tzu, I'll send you to see God in the bare belly!"