Chapter 4 Chinese Food and Kung Fu
Lu Junqin's first meal in the Republic of Oli was at 7 p.m., led by logistics officer Mali, at a so-called "Chinese restaurant". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
This restaurant is quite far from the Military Academy, Mali drove a Humvee and took Lu Junqin to look for this restaurant several times before finding this restaurant, after leaving the Military Academy, there are obvious traces of war on the street, it looks slightly dilapidated, and this Chinese restaurant is also very simple.
Mali drove a Humvee and parked in front of the restaurant casually, the two entered the restaurant, there were a few round tables in the hall, but Lu Junqin didn't see a compatriot, maybe he heard someone come in, and a fat white man came out of the back kitchen of the store, and warmly entertained the two of them.
"Welcome! Welcome! What would you like to eat? ”
The obese white man opened his mouth to speak English, and when he wanted to speak English, Lu Junqin didn't learn anything at all when he was in school, and in the words of his English teacher, he only learned three words and one sentence: I-LOVE-YOU.
Since the army of the Republic of Europe basically systematically learns the style of the US military, many officers learn and train from the US military, so English is a necessary skill, and the words of this fat boss are also translated by Mali.
This is very embarrassing, in this Chinese restaurant, Lu Junqin, a Chinese, communicates with Mali, a Ori, in Oli, and Mali communicates with the fat boss in English, and then Mali translates the fat boss's English to Lu Junqin in Oli.
Such a three-way meeting was very difficult to communicate, and it took almost half an hour to finish the order, and at the same time, Lu Junqin also learned who this white boss was.
The white proprietor's name is John, and in Lu Junqin's impression, it seems that most foreigners call him by this name, he came from Chinatown, learned the skills of cooking Chinese food with the Chinese, and then opened a Chinese restaurant in the European Republic.
A foreigner opened a Chinese restaurant, Lu Junqin thought it was very funny, when he heard Mali say that he would bring him to the Chinese restaurant to eat, he thought it was opened by a compatriot, who knew that it was a foreigner's copycat.
"Don't worry, I learned authentic Chinese food in Chinatown, and you will definitely be satisfied with it." John swore and said, "I understand your Chinese tastes, and I decided to cook you the most authentic Chinese food, not for them." ”
For the kindness of the fat boss John, Lu Junqin was happy to accept it, and expressed his gratitude to him very appreciatively: "Thank you!" If your Chinese food is really authentic, I will come to you to eat it in the future. ”
"No problem." John patted his chest and reassured, then hurried to the back kitchen to get to work.
Looking at the menu marked in Olli, Lu Junqin was speechless, and he didn't have much hope for the next dishes after reading the two pictures on the menu, a picture of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and a picture of potato chips, which looked colorful.
The time for the meal to be served is much shorter than the time for Lu Junqin and them to order, yes, Lu Junqin ordered the dishes on these two pictures, and he was even more worried about those dishes that did not have pictures.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes!
Potato chips don't know what to fry!
A fork, a knife, Lu Junqin looked at the fat boss with a smile on his face dumbfounded, is this the so-called authentic Chinese food you learned in Chinatown?
It's really a beep dog, how to eat this, but looking at Mali's left hand fork and right hand knife, enjoying the delicious gesture, Lu Junqin feels that maybe he pays too much attention to the quality of the dish, maybe it's really delicious.
With a fork down, I picked up a piece of green potato chips, stuffed it into my mouth, and chewed it twice.
The taste is very crisp, it is really crispy, so crisp that Lu Junqin suspects that this thing is not cooked at all!
It's really hard to swallow, is this the most authentic Chinese food? The color and aroma are not touched at all, the naked Chinese and Western methods, the things on the plates of the two meals, the scrambled eggs with tomatoes are full of tomato sauce and salad dressing, and the potato chips are also inside.
This is a seasoning that is completely in line with the taste of Westerners, and it has nothing to do with Chinese food, so there is no way, Lu Junqin had to pinch his nose and eat it, end this not very pleasant dinner, and walk out of the restaurant with John's warm farewell.
"Lu, you know what, I haven't eaten Chinese food for a long time, it's delicious." After coming out, Mali said unsatisfactorily: "Your Chinese food and kung fu are really amazing. ”
"Do you really think this kind of Chinese food is delicious?" Lu Junqin was very curious, such a combination of Chinese and Western food can really be eaten, and it is delicious.
"Of course it's delicious, you must know that Chinese restaurants can only be eaten by rich people, and my salary is not enough to eat Chinese food every day, so this is still a free ride for you." Mari nodded, then asked him a question of great concern.
"Lu, you know Chinese kung fu, very mysterious Chinese kung fu, can you fly? Fly to the roof? Mali pointed to a three-story building down the street.
"This ......"
Lu Junqin didn't know how to explain the question to Mali, and before he could figure out how to answer, Mali said something that made him sweat profusely.
"Lu, you are here to teach us to learn the Chinese kung fu in the movie, flying around, invulnerable." Mali said with great interest: "I heard the staff officer say that they have watched your special forces perform in your country, splitting bricks with one hand, breaking big stones in the chest, and stabbing the throat with a gun......"
Lu Junqin could no longer stop Mali's magical fantasy of Chinese kung fu, and he found that he was now facing a very serious problem, and it was very likely that the foreign martial arts instructors applied for by the Ministry of Defense of the European Republic were hoping to learn the magical Chinese kung fu they imagined.
Regarding the performance that Mali said the staff officers saw in the Chinese army, although Lu Junqin did not know what the specific situation was, he was also a soldier for two years, and he was no stranger to the so-called external performances of the troops, and he had even seen them himself.
In addition to seeing it in person, Lu Junqin also staged it in person, the company had to perform a show when the superiors came to inspect, what to perform, I don't know who patted the head, performed the iron head broken wine bottle, and the whole company had three empty beer bottles, in the shape of a military fist, and the brim of the hat was thrown to the back of the head.
Bang! Ahh
Bang! Ahh
Bang! Ahh
With the impact of the empty beer bottle and the head, the popping sound of the wine bottle, and the soldiers who roared every time they broke it, a very shocking performance won warm applause, and Lu Junqin and his comrades also had a big bag on their heads.
Lu Junqin has learned kung fu including traditional martial arts routines, qigong, sanda, grappling and fighting, and he has not let go of the practice of these kung fu over the years, but these kung fu and the kung fu that Mali said are completely heaven and earth, and there is no comparison.
If only based on the Chinese army's outward performance subjects that the European Republic has seen, many Lu Junqin can't do it, if what they want is to teach these kung fu by themselves, then what should I do?
In just one day, Lu Junqin's mood has experienced several mountains and valleys like a roller coaster.
At first, he came to this place inexplicably, and he was flustered.
Then there was the mission, serving as an instructor of the special forces, and I was even more in a trance, I was just a conscript.
Then there was good news, just a martial arts instructor, it just so happened that he had been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he was secretly happy in his heart.
Now, knowing that what people want to learn is the Chinese kung fu that is flying away from the sky and the earth, and is invulnerable, Lu Junqin is already confused.
"What am I going to do to teach you to fly away and be invulnerable?"