Chapter Twenty-Three: You're a Madman
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One is that he has been a mercenary from the beginning, and he has slowly risen to the king of soldiers, and he has a very strong sense of belonging to the mercenary organization, coupled with the worship of the martial god, and his liking for moves, so he has been exchanging. As for the Daoist who is halfway to become a monk, if he wants to exchange it, he still has to start with the most basic mercenary, which will take quite a long time.
Du Hui's performance today has been exposed to the monitoring of the deck, but Du Hui is not worried about the exposure of Lord Martial God's moves.
The reason is very simple, according to the time, Lord Martial God will only list the twelve forms as the exchange list of the King of Soldiers after 130 years, and the current Lord Martial God does not know where to retreat, and no one in the whole world knows the origin of these moves, so Du Hui has no taboo to expose these.
Orr, the dog instructor, died not unjustly at all, and he should be proud to die under the martial god's self-created moves.
Of course, this victory also requires a strong psychology and strong courage, with Du Hui's current physical strength, as long as he is hit by Orr, he will basically lose his resistance! It must be completely played normally, and there can be no mistakes, mistakes mean death! Like dancing on the tip of a knife, it takes a strong faith.
Du Hui now feels extremely relaxed, his soul has been sublimated, an obstacle on the road has been removed, and he has completely relied on his own strength to pass, which is a kind of self-success and a key to self-evolution.
Du Hui felt that his spirit was clear for a while, and he vaguely felt that there were bursts of heat flowing through his lower abdomen, which was a sign of the growth of vitality, and the growth of vitality depended on the sublimation of his mental state, not by eating any natural treasures. The true evolution of human beings is by no means dependent on external objects, this is the principle followed by any living race, and only the evolution of the spirit can lead to the evolution of the physical body.
When the vitality grows to a certain extent, it will naturally rush to the first level, the tail.
Rushing is always natural, not you want to rush, not if you don't want to rush, you don't want to rush, your heart of the sword to a certain level, the vitality to a certain extent, will naturally lead to rushing, this is a kind of evolutionary road, is the way to heaven given to human beings.
Du Hui vaguely felt that he was not far from the first rush.
After summing up, Du Hui stretched his waist, this battle did not consume much physical and mental power, and it can be said that it was an easy victory, so there was no need to rest.
It's time to really relax, and in boredom, Du Hui turned on Sheila's TV screen.
Federal News Channel, or broadcast the so-called big events all day long.
For example, the most important program is the Avenue Talk, which mainly interviews the Avenue of Xinpusheng, and the ratings of this program have always been at the top.
The Great Daoist is like the most dazzling star, originally ordinary and obscure, but suddenly became the Taoist and became the Great Daoist, this huge contrast in identity and status always makes the audience and friends feel relaxed and happy, everyone is thinking, such an ordinary person can become a Daoist, what about me? Can I do it?
Today's Avenue Talker shows the story of a lumberjack.
John is a lumberjack who lives in North America, and his daily job is to cut trees with a chainsaw and transport batches of wood to the warehouse, day after day, year after year, John repeats every day.
It was quite a tedious job, but it was this tedious work that did not stop John's evolutionary path, and on the eve of his forty-third birthday this year, he awakened to enlightenment and became a supreme glorious Daoist.
Let's interview this lumberjack-turned-Daoist to delve into the world of Daoists.
"John, have you ever thought that at this moment, you suddenly truly became a Great Daoist?"
"Hehe, this question, I think that every human being in the Federation has the dream of a Great Daoist, and I am no exception."
"Then please tell me the story of enlightenment, I believe that every viewer of the TV station wants to know about your enlightenment experience."
"I'm actually a very ordinary lumberjack, doing the same thing every day as any other lumberjack. It's just one day, when I was cutting trees, I suddenly thought of a question, do trees feel pain? We are not trees, so how can we know what trees feel like? If the trees could feel the pain, wouldn't my daily work be no better than that of a butcher? Even more cruel than a butcher might be! ”
John raised the chainsaw in his hand and pulled the switch rope, and the chainsaw suddenly made a buzzing sound.
"Look, this is the chainsaw we lumberjacks use, which can chop a lot of things in an instant, and it can do a lot of damage to objects. We can imagine that if a chainsaw were used against our own flesh, the pain would be simply too great to be imagined. Children all know that chainsaws can't be used against us humans and animals, but can we use them against trees without any psychological burden? ”
The host is a middle-aged fat man, facing the chainsaw in John's hand, not only wiping his sweat, but also afraid that if he doesn't answer correctly, the other party will see himself with the chainsaw...
This is not a joke, the avenueists are all crazy, people have sawed themselves, who to reason with? As a mere mortal, can you expect the law to defend you? You must know that the Great Daoist has its own legal system, which is completely different from the laws of ordinary humans. The Human Federation wants to restrain ordinary humans like ordinary humans? Dream! The Dao people are all a group of extremists, and there is no one to mess with, even if this madman saws himself in front of him, he will only get some condolences in the end, who makes himself angry?
As an interviewer for a street show, this is really a high-risk profession, if it weren't for the fact that the salary is several times higher than that of colleagues, I wouldn't have come to accompany these crazy people to do talk shows.
On the Avenue Talk Show, only people like Fat People in the program group know some insider information, and they have some unknown hardships.
At the earliest, the interview reporter of the program group was a beauty, and the result was very speechless, when interviewing a great man, he was taken by the big man, and he had to ask this beauty to quit her job and become her girlfriend, the program team was very helpless, and finally sent away a large amount of compensation for this beautiful colleague, and in the end it was not clear whether the two were married, in short, the program team never needed a beautiful reporter anymore from then on.
The later reporter is a man, everything else is fine, but he speaks a little young and vigorous, very principled, and as a result, when interviewing a great man, he is not speculative, and he quarreled with the great man, and as a result, this great man happens to be able to be biased towards combat, and a punch knocked out the reporter's brain, and the interview room where the brain collapsed was everywhere, so scared that the staff of the column group did not sleep a peaceful sleep for a month, and had nightmares every night, dreaming that their brains were also beaten out. . .
In the end, the Daoist who beat people was only called over by the Dao Arbitration Committee to talk once, and there was no, so what should he do.
Later, the program team changed several interview reporters, all of which left for one reason or another, and in the end, the program team chose himself to be a reporter, his image is a middle-aged fat man, who looks harmless, speaks steadily, and never offends people, which is more suitable for interviewing the extreme madmen of the avenue.
John said, "Don't just nod your head, talk about your opinion, do you think trees feel pain?" ”
The fat reporter laughed and said, "Well, I think trees should be different from people, and they shouldn't feel pain." ”
John jerked the chainsaw to the reporter, causing the reporter to lean back sharply, and with a "snap", his whole body and the chair rolled backwards.
directly fell into the mouth and gnawed on the mud, and Du Hui, who was happy, laughed.
At this time, Sheila came in and saw Du Hui, who was watching TV and smiling from ear to ear, "Are you still in the mood to watch TV?" ”
"Come and see, this one is funny."
On TV, John said, "Finally, one day, I became enlightened, and I could feel the joys and sorrows of the trees around me, and I could feel whatever the trees around me felt. I tell you, trees also have feelings, trees can also feel pain, we humans hurt these poor trees all the time, this is a crime! I appeal to plant protection organizations to take this issue seriously! ”
Du Hui nodded and sighed: "This person should be in the perceptual domain, and the ability should be in the plant communication category." The most out of the perceptual domain are these kinds of wonders. "The abilities that I opened in my previous life are not from the Perception Domain, and many of the abilities in the Perception Domain are scientific research, and there are few abilities that can help in battle.
"You know a lot, tell me how you deal with the next problem."
Du Hui turned off the TV, "First of all, we said okay, I passed the dog instructor level, and the two of us will call each other by name, so I will call you Sheila in the future, and you will call me Du Hui." ”
"Okay, if you win, okay, Du Hui, what are you going to do next? Do you think there is nothing wrong with killing an active officer? You think the Federal Military Department is a vegetarian? You've made it too big this time, since you have this strength, just teach it a lesson, why kill people? ”
"Hehe, he's already on my must-kill list, I've said this sentence many times, no matter who it is, as long as it's on my must-kill list, the two of us can only survive one. Do you understand? ”
"You're such a madman."
"Thanks for the compliment."
"The investigation committee of the military department will definitely send someone, you had better be mentally prepared, this matter will not help you, it is not a trivial matter for you to commit a crime, even if your combat ability is very outstanding, but with the style of the federal military department, punishment is indispensable, and I can't predict the specific situation."