There was silence in the Land Temple, "If you don't come out, I'll smash it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "I put my hand on the earth statue and shook it gently.

"How did you know I was here?" Wong Tai Sin sneered out of a small hole next to the statue of the earth.

"The old man knows astronomy and geography, and he will naturally know that you are here when he pinches his fingers." I can't tell it I have a watch that detects demonic spirits.

"You're a mage too?" The little thing's eyes were rolling and probing me with bad intentions.

"Sort of." I thought for a moment and said, "Aren't you all perfect?" Can you turn into a human form and talk to me? Talking to a weasel always makes me doubt my life. ”

"What's so good about people? I don't even have hair on my body, and I have to wear those rambling clothes. Are you sure you need me to become human? The little thing said dissatisfied.

"Change, change." I nodded.

As soon as the little thing rolled on the ground, I almost had another nosebleed, and a little girl with long hair and skin as white as snow stood in front of me. Two long legs lazily crossed together, and a pair of jade feet curled up tightly.

I quickly covered my eyes with my hands, "You should put on your clothes too." ”

"So you're hypocrisy, okay, open your eyes." Wong Tai Sin said dissatisfied.

I quietly looked out from between my fingers, and the little girl had a ponytail tied on her head at random, and a small waistcoat on her upper body, which reminded me of a sentence in the textbook "Physiology and Hygiene": "A plump body is a manifestation of women's health." "There's a pair of hot pants underneath the vest, a pair of boots on my feet, and it's shameful to think about how naked I looked last second.

"Have you seen enough?" The little girl has changed her human form, and even her temperament has changed.

"I thought you were a male, that's why you were human. Actually, I'm a good person. "I hastened to explain." You're from SC, right? I see that your skin is white and tender, and your personality is also pungent. "I tried to change the subject.

"Do you have an issue with SC?" The little girl asked me with a frown.

"No, I don't like map guns at all, you look at the present, scolding on the Internet is not scolding the people of the whole country, someone specially summarized: gentle and elegant three eastern provinces, loyal and honest Holland. The breath is fresh, Wei Qilu is bold and atmospheric, Pudong Beach. Xiangjiang Port, the cultural capital, has a light taste for Cantonese food. The local sound has not changed, and Hu Jian loves the small bays of the mainland. The good family is high and the democracy and rule of law in Tianfu are thin. Multimillionaires are out of Anhui, and the spring breeze is green and sweet. The grasslands of Inner Mongolia are well greened, and workaholics are full of Qin and Shaanxi. Gui Province has no MLM in good faith, and the development of southern Jiangsu and Northern Qi. I sighed from the bottom of my heart.

"Don't talk nonsense, let's be straight, you're here to arrest me too, right?" The little girl asked coldly.

I scratched my head and said, "Actually, I don't want to arrest you, Village Chief Li told me everything about you, what do you say you are doing in human society?" Isn't it good to be king and hegemonic in the woods? ”

"What human society? Is the yang world inhabited only by you humans? Great human chauvinist! The little girl said angrily, "You didn't know where you were when I traveled in this world?" I think I also sharpened ink for Zhang Zhongjing and decocted medicine for Sun Simiao, Li Shizhen is still half of my apprentice, do you know? ”

"I said you'd treat people, the roots are here." I nodded, "Why don't you show me first?" With that, I reached out my hand.

"You don't need to be pulsed, look at your face is yellow, your eyes are dull, and your tongue is thick, you are a typical kidney deficiency. 30 grams of cumin, fried and grounded, 90 to 120 grams of raw shrimp meat, pounded and made into balls, rice wine to take, 3 to 6 grams per serving, 2 times a day. Remember to be temperate later. The little girl looked at me disdainfully and said.

I quickly jotted it down, "Thank you so much, by the way, why are you here?" ”

"Originally, I had been staying in the world well, who knew that decades ago, you suddenly wanted to defeat all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, and seeing that I had no place to live, I had to hide in Nanshan. I've been bored lately, so I'm going to come out and have a look. ”

"Nanshan, wait a while, do you know Sun Tianhong?" Looking at her puzzled gaze, I quickly explained, "A male fox that has become a spirit, red." ”

"Oh, I know, he's been pursuing me, but I didn't say yes." I didn't expect it to be an acquaintance.

I called Sun Tianhong: "Little Sun?" Your sweetheart is in my hands. Hurry up and transfer five million over, or I'll tear up the ticket! ”

"Don't make a fuss, viagra, I don't have any sweetheart." Sun Tianhong said disapprenously, "If there is something to say, I will hang up if I have nothing to do, I am looking for a job, and the old man of the province said that I am idle all day long." ”

"I have a little weasel spirit here, and I say it's your concubine. It seems that this girl is lying, by the way, what's your name? I asked, turning my head.

"Li Mengjiao. This is the name given by Li Shizhen. The little girl heard the word "concubine" and stepped on me fiercely.

"Isn't it Gillian?" Sun Tianhong's anxious voice came from the other side of the phone.

"Yes, she's in the provincial capital, so hurry up if you want to." I hung up the phone and asked Li Mengjiao, "Why did you offend the Mage Association?" Our mission for this assessment is to arrest you. By the way, it is said that your time to become a sperm is not short, why haven't you defended yourself a few times? ”

"I've been studying medicine to treat people, so people don't want to fight and kill all day long." Li Mengjiao said.

"I'll give you a call and ask." Saying that, I called Qingfeng, "Sister, do me a favor, what's going on with the task in Sanyao Village, the provincial capital?" ”

It didn't take long for Qingfeng to reply to the message. "Sure enough, it has nothing to do with the villagers. It's someone who jointly complained that you were demagoguery, well, and stealing chickens from the village to eat. I said to Li Mengjiao.

"I can't eat all the chickens sent by others, so how can I have the time to steal chickens in the United States?" Li Mengjiao was not happy.

"The problem is that you only charge one chicken for medical treatment." I opened a new message, "It's a couple of small clinics in the neighborhood that have sued you." ”

"Actually, you're a good person." Li Mengjiao suddenly said this.

"Don't send me a good person card, let's think about how to get through this first. You stay here first, and I'll go and call the village chief to discuss." With that, I ran to the village.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I met jeans, and I called out to him: "Brother, I have an urgent matter with your village chief, do you know where the others are?" ”

Jeans smiled and pointed to the mahjong parlor next to it. I went in to see, the good guy was smoky, my old cigarette gun almost smoked tears down, the old man was stacking cards, I hurriedly went up and said in his ear: "Wong Tai Sin has an accident." The old man stood up anxiously.

"It's okay now, come with me, it's not good for more people to know about this." I was afraid that the old man would be angry, so I hurriedly comforted him.