036. Monkey What's wrong with you Monkey!?

"Are you the Master?"

As soon as this sentence came out, it was directly cold. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Qin Hua thought about all kinds of things this girl might say, such as "you actually locked me in for so long" or "Did you release me" and "Master, I'll come out too!" Something like that.

I never thought that this kid would come directly......

After being cold for a long time, Qin Hua reached out and wiped the black line on his forehead and asked, "How do you say this?" ”

The girl looked around, took out a small box from the corner and sat on it, crossed Erlang's legs, like an eldest sister on the road, and almost twisted a cigarette in her hand, and said: "The old lady has been locked up in it for more than two hundred years, although she can't move, but her mind is still sober, and she has been there in a daze for more than two hundred years, recalling what she had done before...... Do you know, the first idea of the old lady was that whoever rescued the old lady, the old lady would help the old lady do three things. ”

“…… Go on. Qin Hua's cheeks twitched...... How do you feel like you've heard this before?

"A hundred years have passed, and no one has come to save the old lady, so the old lady changed her mind, whoever rescues the old lady, the old lady will kill the old lady."

As soon as the words fell, Qin Huahu's body was shocked, and he took out a thick gun from his crotch, and pointed straight at the blonde heavily armored girl: "Little sister, you have to calm down!" Don't do stupid things!! As he spoke, he slowly dragged Tang Sheng behind him.

"Look at your sample." The girl sneered, "Later, a hundred years later, no one came to save the old lady, so in the end, the old lady was angry, and simply swore that if anyone rescued the old lady, the old lady would be a horse boy for the girl...... What's wrong? What kind of eyes do you have? ”

After hearing this, Qin Hua hurriedly turned on the [Lock Face] function, otherwise he would have to laugh again - is this the YY novel from a few years ago!? saved a girl, so this girl promised to lie in the groove with her body, do you want to be so bloody!?

"Look at your eyes, you know that you must be thinking too much......" The blonde girl sneered again, and said, "It's a horse, not a horse...... Can't tell the difference, right? Your biology teacher must have been pedaling three times before quitting his job as a pig killer and running to teach you Chinese, right? ”

"Don't talk about the three rounds of ......" Qin Hua was poked in the sore spot, "Lao Tzu has been throwing up three rounds of pedaling in the past few days, can you not pick this up?" ”

"Okay, anyway, it's not bad for the old lady to follow you for the time being...... But let me ask, boy, do you know where India's refuge is? ”

“…… Such a coincidence? We are also preparing to go to the India Shelter. "Qin Hua didn't feel right, why did this unlucky kid suddenly want to go to India?

"Of course it's a smashing of the enemy's house, how do you think the old lady was cheated two hundred years ago?"

“…… I don't know. "I don't dare to say it if I know!

The blonde heavily armored girl kicked on it with a black face, and stomped on the alloy ground: "The old lady is the chief scoop of the Monkey Gang, she didn't do anything, and she suffered this disaster for no reason!" Didn't you just go to the arsenal in the east stronghold, beat up the factory director surnamed Ao and dismantle half of Ya's factory by the way, didn't you also invite the surnamed Ao to have a meal afterwards, the Heavenly Federation was also very afraid of the old lady, and asked the surnamed Ao to make a titanium alloy steel pipe for the old lady, and let the old lady use it for group fights...... The result! What kind of immeasurable army has come out of the damn India...... The leading general Shakyamuni said that he was going to do the right thing for heaven, but he was almost disabled by the old lady with a group of younger brothers...... If it weren't for the plot against the old lady later, the old lady would have ended up in such a situation!? ”

I think I've heard some kind of black history...... Qin Hua thought about it and decided not to touch this girl's moldy head, so he stretched out his hand.

"My name is Qin Hua, this is my sister-in-law Tang Sheng, and we are preparing to go to the India Shelter, do you want to go together?"

"Go! Why not go? The younger brothers are all dead, as the eldest sister, the old lady must go to find the field back! The eldest sister on this road stretched out her hand and shook hands with Qin Hua, "The old lady's name is Himya." (Scimmia, Italian for "monkey"...... Du Niang told me)

"Well, Himya, welcome to our team."

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"That's how you two got all the way here!?" Himia looked at the steampunk-style rickshaw in front of her, and for the first time, she showed a surprised expression.

"That's right, and you're not my pony, aren't you?" Qin Hua took Tang Sheng to sit in the back of the cargo hopper, "You will start pedaling three wheels today...... The old man can finally rest. ”

"Don't do it!!" Himya's face changed back and forth, and finally glared at Qin Hua viciously, "Ma Zai is not like this!" ”

"Hey, hey!" Qin Hua turned over and jumped out of the car, "I know that you are unreliable...... Come on, come on, if you don't agree with each other, you still have to do her mother's shot, when Lao Tzu was messing around outside, you little girl hasn't even used her aunt's towel!! ”

He had long expected that this "Monkey King" would not be honest, if you think about the Monkey King in the original book, he was just released by Master Sanzang, and it didn't take long for him to knock to death six people who blocked the road and robbed, and was nagged by Elder Tang, and he immediately refused to accept it and ran away.

If it weren't for Aunt Guanyin sending Master Tang a tightening spell, it is estimated that Master Tang and his old man would not have said that he would study in India, and it would not be impossible to be beaten to death by a monkey!

And this world...... Although Tang Sheng didn't say anything that she couldn't kill, this monkey definitely wouldn't be much better, she had to be convinced, and it was also excellent to solve the problem as soon as possible, so Qin Hua also deliberately asked her to pedal three times, so that she could find an excuse to fight with her.

"Paralyzed! You really don't use Ma Tsai as a little brother, do you!? Himia raised her eyebrows, and took out the titanium alloy steel pipe from somewhere, "Even if you are a horse boy, the old lady will be backwater!" ”

"Come on, come and knock Lao Tzu!" Qin Hua threw away the gun, showed his two empty hands, and patted the top of his head, "If you can knock Lao Tzu out of blood today, you will be my eldest sister!" ”

"Huh! It seems that the old lady has not been in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years, and no one really remembers the prestige of this Monkey Gang boss, right!? Himia laughed angrily, "Boy, be careful not to be crushed by the old lady!" ”

Then in Tang Sheng's field of vision, Himia suddenly disappeared.

That's fast! Far beyond the limits of what the human eye can capture!

You must know that General Yin's kind of talent who can dodge bullets can only drag out the afterimage!

Almost instantly, Himia came to Qin Hua, and a steel pipe slammed horizontally towards Qin Hua's head.

However, Qin Hua is also a CPU thousands of years later and a camera thousands of years later, the efficiency of image processing is still not bad, this speed is not in his eyes, and he dodged this steel pipe with a slight bow.

Himia's face is not good--this thing is not easy to deal with! I thought it was an ordinary person, just scare and scare it, but I didn't expect this guy named Qin Hua to be faster than himself who fused the two technologies of mutants and transformers - this alone was stronger than himself.

Now he can't get off the stage, Himia stubbornly slammed a steel pipe towards Qin Hua's head.

"It's not over yet, is it!? Walk you!! As soon as Qin Hua grabbed this girl, he threw it out, threw it more than ten meters away, fell to the ground and rolled a few times.

When Hemiya stood up, Qin Hua smiled with his hands behind his back: "You have been locked up in it for more than two hundred years, and you have long been weak, and you still want to fight me?" ”

What does it mean to be weak! I've been in the best shape all the time, right!? Himia was about to refute, when she saw Qin Hua winking at her quietly, and she was still talking in the direction of Tang Sheng.

"......" This is giving yourself a step.

Himia blushed—this was not cowardice, but embarrassment—and got up and gritted her teeth at Qin Hua and said, "This time it doesn't count!" ”

Then he honestly sat in the driver's seat of the tricycle.

Tang Sheng on the side was still there with a tangled expression: he couldn't see the speed of Himia at all.

Qin Hua thought about it, and began to be entangled: he became the tight spell in this version of Journey to the West.

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Don't say it, this Hemea pedaling technique is quite in place, probably because of good physical fitness.

"I said monkeys!" Qin Hua sat in the cargo bucket and shouted.

"The old lady is not a monkey! Where did you see that the old lady had a relationship with the monkey!? Himia waited in front of him for three rounds, and did not turn his head back, and answered angrily.

"It's nothing, I just wanted to ask you what kind of animal this mutation to? Speaking of which, you're still the strongest mutant I've ever seen. ”

"It's not just mutants," Himia still didn't look back, "the old lady is man-made, the genes have been optimized, it can be regarded as a mutation, and it has not only been artificially mutated, but also modified...... Speaking of which, the transformation technology was brought out by the teacher from the immeasurable army. ”

This Qin Hua had heard some of it when he was chatting with Tai Bai Xing, but he didn't figure it out clearly, and he would just listen to Himia give him some popular science.

It turns out that the Heavenly Alliance mainly relies on a variety of high-tech equipment, and the personnel themselves are actually ordinary people, and most of the members are intelligent robots made by using high technology.

Mutants are called mutants because their genes have mutated after being infected by radiation and develop into other biological species.

And that transformation technology is the technology mastered by the Infinite Legion, through the injection of chemicals into the human body, as well as the transplantation of artificial organs and limbs, to improve combat effectiveness, this is called transforming people.

After listening, Qin Hua thought silently: This is probably the Buddha, Tao, and Demon in this world, the three camps, and Taoism is not divided into two sects, there is only one Heavenly Alliance.

It seems that this wasteland journey to the west is not only for ordinary people and mutants.