Chapter 2 This joke is too big

Wang Aihua woke up from the coma in a daze, and the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was that the little Angela in his arms was gone, he sat up suddenly, shook his head and looked around, but found that he was sitting in a strange place, with four walls of white flowers, the room was very small, but it was very tidy, only a single bed stood in the middle of the room, there was a small bedside table next to the bed, and there was a note on the cabinet. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Picking up the note, Wang Aihua found that the note was a beautiful and beautiful English, Wang Aihua, who has always been a scumbag, should not be able to understand the content of the note, but it is also strange that when English came into view, Wang Aihua actually understood the meaning of English.

"When you wake up, come out by yourself, the child is in the next room!"

"Huh!" Wang Aihua was shocked and said, "Why am I so good at English?" ”

With doubts, Wang Aihua slowly got up and opened the door to leave the room, but when he opened the door, he was indeed a black beauty with a sexy figure and a good look, with smooth and soft light black skin, thick lips sexy and attractive, a pair of big eyes that were crystal moving, but the eyes revealed endless indifference.

"You're awake!" The black beauty spoke English, but Wang Aihua could understand it completely, but a look of surprise appeared on her face unconsciously.

"Can I understand English?" You must know that Wang Aihua didn't graduate from elementary school, and he was sent to Shaolin Temple by his parents to learn art since he was a child, and he didn't learn English, twenty-six letters, that is, he knew me, I didn't know him.

After the black beauty found out that Wang Aihua heard her words, she was in a daze, her eyebrows couldn't help frowning, a look of displeasure appeared on her face, and she said coldly: "When you wake up, get out of here with the child!" ”

"Kid?!" Wang Aihua was excited, and then he remembered Angela, and hurriedly asked the beauty, "Where is Angela?" ”

Wang Aihua, who was anxious to ask, didn't realize that what he spoke was also English, Wang Aihua, who had never learned English, exported English, with extremely standard pronunciation, correct and round words, with an American accent.

The black beauty pointed to the left with her right hand and said, "The child is in that room!" ”

Wang Aihua rushed to the room, quickly opened the door, and when he found Angela lying quietly sleeping in a crib in the room, he relaxed his heart, slowly took two steps back, and gently closed the door, for fear of waking up the child.

When the door closed, Wang Aihua dared to thank the black beauty loudly: "Thank you!" ”

"My name is Wang Aihua!"

"Wang Aihua?" When the black beauty heard Wang Aihua's words, she tilted her head and wondered: "Even if you want to give a fake name, don't you give a Chinese name?" ”

"Fake name?" Wang Aihua didn't understand the words of the black beauty.

The black beauty said unhappily: "You are a Caucasia, but you use a Chinese name as a pseudonym, do you look down on me?" ”

"Caucasians?" Wang Aihua was puzzled: "Beauty, what are you talking about, I am from China!" ”

The beauty's face was even colder, and she said angrily: "Where do you look like a Chinese!" ”

"Don't I look like it!" Wang Aihua habitually touched his face, but his hand paused suddenly, and then he touched his face carefully with both hands, feeling the angular face, and after comparing it with the previous feel, Wang Aihua suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Mirrors, where are mirrors!"

The black beauty reacted very strangely to Wang Aihua, and subconsciously pointed to a door and said, "That's the bathroom, there is a mirror in it!" ”

Wang Aihua quickly rushed to the bathroom, found the mirror, stood in front of the mirror, and the whole person was stunned.

"How did I end up like this?"

What greeted the mirror was a fair-skinned, angular, blonde face, which was completely different from the ordinary Asian face that Wang Aihua had before.

Wang Aihua pinched his face with his hand, and found that the person in the mirror had movements at the same time, Wang Aihua's movements gradually became bigger, and a handsome white face was rubbed beyond recognition by him, Wang Aihua, who was in a mood, did not see the door of the bathroom, and the black beauty seemed to be looking at the eyes of neuropathy.

Wang Aihua, who finally accepted the facts, gave up continuing to rub his face, and accepted the fact that he had changed from an Asian to a foreigner.

"Not to mention, I'm a lot more handsome now!" Wang Aihua carefully looked at himself in the mirror, and then looked down at his body, and found that not only his appearance had changed, but his figure had also changed, there was no trace of fat on his body, only strong and hard muscles, compared to those bodybuilders, but the muscles were not as bloated as those Europeans and Americans, but showed a streamlined state, which was a bit like Wang Aihua's idol in his heart, Bruce Lee.

Wang Aihua couldn't help but start stroking his body, feeling his suddenly changed figure, the eight angular abdominal muscles in his abdomen, after touching for a while, Wang Aihua suddenly stretched out his hand to the crotch, and felt that the little brother was full three laps bigger, revealing his lewdness? With a swaying smile, the black beauty at the door heard Wang Aihua's smile, and her back couldn't help but cool, and she took a step back slightly, three steps away from Wang Aihua.

After laughing lewdly for a while, Wang Aihua finally stopped being immersed in his body, and turned his head to find the black beauty at the door of the bathroom, especially after seeing the beauty's idiot-like eyes, he suddenly became embarrassed.

"I was so excited just now that I forgot that there was someone next to me, and my heroic image was completely ruined!"

Wang Aihua wanted to break each other's embarrassment, raised his head and asked, "Beauty, where is this?" Who are you? Why am I at your house! ”

The black beauty did not answer Wang Aihua's question immediately, but looked at Wang Aihua carefully from top to bottom, looked at him with a handsome face flushed, twisted his hands, and said embarrassedly: "Beauty, what do you mean by this, do you have a crush on me?" ”

"It's you!" The black beauty sneered, hit Wang Aihua and said: "You don't look in the mirror, you want money or not, you want no people, and you have a drag oil bottle, I will take a fancy to you!" ”

Wang Aihua, who was injured by a full two hundred points, exaggeratedly covered his chest and made a look of being hit, but quickly reacted and asked, "How do you know that I have no money?" ”

The black beauty's rare pretty face flushed, she actually found Wang Aihua who fainted on the street, so she touched him all over his body, trying to find his social security card, so as to send him to the hospital, but she didn't expect Wang Aihua's whole body to be cleaner than her face, not to mention the social security card, even if she didn't have a dollar, she took the child home, it is undeniable that Wang Aihua's handsome face was also the reason why she brought Wang Aihua home.

"You're all on the streets, obviously you don't have any money!" The black beauty casually found an excuse to hide her shyness.

"Beauty, what the hell happened to me, where did you find me!"

The black beauty was slightly stunned, and then said, "My name is Claire?" Temple, I found you father and daughter lying on the street of Fifth Avenue! ”

"Fifth Avenue?" Wang Aihua couldn't remember that there was another road in the capital called Fifth Avenue, so he asked suspiciously: "Where is Fifth Avenue?" ”

"It's Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn!"

"Brooklyn?!" Wang Aihua asked in surprise: "That Brooklyn district in New York?" ”

"Yes!"

Wang Aihua, who reacted, walked quickly to the window and looked up, but found that the street outside was no longer familiar, but a street full of American atmosphere, and the shops on the street were all in English, but Wang Aihua could understand it, and he found that he had just communicated with Claire, and it was all English.

"It's a big joke!"