Chapter 345: Fooling God's Wife

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Although I came to France because of Angel's Tears, it has been more than a year.

Stepping on the streets of France again, the group was stunned.

There are a lot of inexplicable people on the streets, well, inexplicably.

For example, looking at the car that is coming, it does not back down at all, it is strong, the bright moon shines on the outline, and the breeze blows on the hills; It is horizontal by it, and the bright moon shines on the river; It's ruthless, it's evil, and I'm really angry.

Bang!

He was knocked several meters away by a fast-moving car, and managed to complete a 360-degree spin of Thomas in mid-air before landing on the ground.

But the next moment, the person bounced up, patted the dust on his body, and looked at the phone with a smile on his face.

"Hello everyone, I'm Kevin, and it turns out that I'm still not going to die, and I'm going to move on to the next place."

Lin Hao looked at this scene and shook his head slightly, although God is in charge of the world, this law only covers France, and it has no effect on other countries.

All kinds of methods of death are common, as long as the life expectancy is not reached, whether it is jumping off a building or committing suicide, there will be no problem.

All this was caused by the Daughter of God, and the announcement of the date of death led to a huge change in France, where people who have not reached the end of their lives can not die no matter how they die, and those who have reached the end of their lives will fly into trouble even if they stay at home.

Ia, the daughter of God, was fooled by her brother Jesus and used the family's teleporter, well, the drum washing machine, to come to the world, ready to find six disciples to restart the world.

Naturally, as a god, he found Iya who had sneaked into the world, and chased after him non-stop.

According to the computer's setting, at the end of the game, it can make a man pregnant......

The main reason why Lin Hao came to France was to see this magical computer.

"Are these people crazy?" Zhenzhen looked around with a look of shock on her face.

Lin Hao looked at everyone, and then said with a smile: "Since you have come to France, with your strength, even if you meet terrorists, you can't help you, so now...... We split up. ”

"Well, yes, I'm in a group with Lin Hao, you are free." Ma Xiaoling hurriedly hugged Lin Hao's arm and said with a smile.

Guo Tianyou and Guo Fusheng rolled their eyes, this white-eyed wolf.

Lin Hao thought about it for a while, according to the plot, God doesn't know mana at all, even if he controls the world, it's because of the computer, it can be seen that there are no capable people in France.

Lin Hao didn't object, and took Ma Xiaoling to the front.

Judging from the situation at this time, Iya must have come to the world, and God is not far behind.

The only one who remained in God's dwelling house was his wife?

If God's wife is beautiful, he can still fight tooth sacrifices and flirt, but unfortunately, the beauty is not obvious.

In Lin Hao's view, this computer is an artifact, an omnipotent thing, after all, it can change the rules of the world.

Lin Hao looked at the furniture store in front of him and walked in.

The devil knows which washing machine God and Ea ran out of, and in the end, God had no choice but to work in the washing machine shop in order to find his way home.

God became a waiter...... It's no one anymore.

Under Lin Hao's divine sense, he discharged ordinary washing machines one by one, and finally found a washing machine with special energy two hours later.

I don't know what God is like, since this is a teleporter between heaven and earth, why is it still in someone else's store?

Or maybe the portal itself is an ordinary thing, and it is only because of a certain energy that the channel is constructed, and as long as there is this energy, any washing machine is a portal.

Under Ma Xiaoling's puzzled eyes, Lin Hao's figure disappeared into the washing machine.

Ma Xiaoling hesitated for a moment and followed behind Lin Hao.

Heaven.

In the movie, God's abode is only shown, and other places are not described, and at this time, Lin Hao also discovered what heaven is like.

"Who are you?" A voice suddenly rang out.

An Obasang appeared in front of Lin Hao's eyes, his eyes were blank, and he was still holding embroidery in his hand......

Nima!

The movie is really a lie!

In the movie, neither God's wife nor God can use mana, and in the end, God is willing to be a worker in a washing machine shop, which is obviously not strong.

And in front of him, Lin Hao could feel the terrifying aura on this Obasang.

Name: Mia

Identity: Wife of God

Repaired: Da Luo Jin Xian (Pseudo)

……

False?

Lin Hao seemed to understand a little, why God was an ordinary person in the world, presumably, this strength can only be used in heaven.

However, since even Mia has the strength of Da Luo Jin Xian, but even so, she is hardworking and resentful to God, and she never dares to express her opinion in front of God, so God's strength is stronger?

"Hello Ms. Mia, my name is Lin Hao." Lin Hao smiled slightly: "This is Ma Xiaoling." ”

"You know me?" Mia was slightly surprised, and then asked, "How did you get to heaven?" What is the purpose? ”

Although Mia's tone was very gentle, she put down the embroidery, with a dangerous aura on her body, well, obviously if Lin Hao didn't answer well, she would be furious.

In this time of a few tenths and a few seconds, Lin Hao thought of a perfect excuse.

"I wonder if Lady Mia knows about demons?" Lin Hao said with a smile.

Although he is also in the Great Luo Golden Immortal now, he will not fall behind in battle.

But he is a businessman, and peace is precious.

If you can't fight, don't fight, and if you have to, fuck it.

"I guess Miss Mia doesn't want the Earth to be destroyed, right?"

"Now, the demon sacrifice sealed by the world is about to begin, but as humans become more and more selfish, the demons are also about to break through the seal, if this group of demons breaks through the seal, even heaven will be destroyed."

Mia nodded slightly, picked up the embroidery and continued to move.

"And what about your purpose?"

Lin Hao stopped his words for a moment, and said with a righteous face: "For the peace of the world, in order to prevent the resurrection of the demon, I will take the lead." ”

Immediately, Lin Hao sighed and said helplessly: "But I can't stop it with my strength, so I came to Heaven to deal with demons with the help of Heavenly Treasure." ”

Lin Hao has to praise his wit, it is impossible to deceive others with these words, but it can be found from the movie that this Mia's brain is originally lacking roots, and it naturally seems perfect.

For the sake of merit, Lin Hao didn't even want to do the discipline, and besides, the Titan and Lucy were about to appear, if his strength was insufficient, he could only shrink into the pawnshop or return to the main plane, how could the dignified pawnshop owner do such a humiliating thing?