Hao Jian originally wanted to go over and solve them on the spot!

But he suddenly thought that it was better to let these two starving ghosts go like this, it was better to clean them up, and an evil thought was born in his heart, it was not easy to rectify the person!

Hao Jian deliberately surrounded those alleys, weaving through and around. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info also deliberately detoured to a long distance. He didn't have anything with him, so he was very relaxed. But those two ghosts, it's miserable!

If you are greedy, you have to pay the price...

The two starving ghosts were drunk and had big bellies, walking behind Hao Jian, walking staggeringly, their legs and feet trembling, and the key was that they were still carrying two heavy cases of beer, and they were almost tired like dogs!

Hao Jian was secretly happy in his heart, hehehehe, this is what he wants. Let's see how you eat me later, and what strength do you have to fight me!

Gou Danzi (female ghost) finally can't stand it anymore!

The female ghost threw the beer on the ground, sat on the top of the box and complained to the fat man, and complained coquettishly: "Oh, my husband has a sore hand, and my stomach is too hungry to move." ”

"Wife, hold on a little longer, and you'll be home! I'm hungry too. You can't move, why don't I get you this beer?" "This male ghost is very reasonable, and he pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade.

Hao Jian was the first time he had seen Wang Fatzi so gentle, but such an ambiguous conversation between the two men couldn't help but feel that it sounded a little numb, and it gave him goosebumps.

Are you sure you're going to drink this crate, though? This is a good feeling! Drink, drink, I'll beat you to death when you're drunk.

"Okay, husband, let's drink together!" The female ghost was also very happy, and she didn't even refuse.

So there was such a picture on the street, two big men on the street, drinking and fisting, blowing beer, and drinking a glass of wine, full of affection, abusing the past couples with a bloody face!

They pointed their fingers, probably thinking in their hearts, these two guys are crazy!

Today's young men are really indecent, even if they are secretly gay, they are still in love, and they all run to the street, I am disgusting, perverted.

Another gay couple passed by, snorted twice, and cried and asked for each other's companions, and the next time they came out, they would drink and punch with him like this, and count the stars on the street.

Ha ha. It's all bad, the impact is too bad, I'll go!

Hao Jian stood by alone, enduring the pointing and pointing of these passers-by alone, he couldn't wait to stuff his face into the crack in the ground, shame!

Hao Jian couldn't help it, and finally rushed over angrily with his fist!

He yelled angrily, "You two put the beer down for me!! ”

"Stinky boy, what do you say? Uh-huh?! Wang Fatman's face was dark, and the male ghost's consciousness was awake in an instant, and when he lifted the beer bottle, he yelled at Hao Jian, "Dare to talk to me like this, don't die?" ”

"Husband, beat him! Don't let us have a drink! Beat! The Gou Danzi on the side was already drunk, and instigated Wang Fatzi to beat Hao Jian.

"Big brother, brother, you continue, keep drinking, don't worry about the younger brother." Hao Jian had no choice but to retreat and retreat to the side alone. "I'm just worried that you're drinking too much and hurting yourself. Keep going, keep going, don't stop. ”

The man put down the bottle, opened a new beer, and continued to drink. After a while, a few bottles of wine were served, and the female ghost seemed to be a completely different person. The face is flushed and delicate.

"Husband, come on, dance!" She actually beckoned at Hao Jian.

The female ghost actually mistook Hao Jian for her husband.

"Let's swing together!" Then he began to sway, twisting his waist hotly at Hao Jian, shaking his head wildly, shaking his hair, clapping his hands and singing! "I'm fire, I'm my shape!"

Others can't see it, but Hao Jian can see it. Hao Jian looked embarrassed and froze there like a wooden stake. This rhythm?

Seeing that he didn't move, the female ghost became even more energetic. She reached over and pulled Hao Jian's hand, kept jumping and twisting her body, and invited enthusiastically: "Come on, husband, let's dance tango together!" ”

"You kid, get out of the way, she's my wife." The male ghost rushed over and roared at Hao Jian.

The female ghost staggered over, and suddenly, she waved her hand and slapped the male ghost and said, "What are you doing?" Who do you tell to? Stinky boy, are you bullying my husband! See if I don't kill you! ”

Hao Jian looked confused, he hadn't figured out what was going on? How did she become her husband?

Things were not good, the war ignited immediately, I hid, and Hao Jian hid to the side again.

Wang Fatzi (male ghost) covered his face pitifully, looking aggrieved.

Seeing someone passing, the female ghost walked over drunkenly and actually stopped the passer-by. grabbed a man, scratched his head and called his husband, and invited people to dance.

The passers-by thought that Gou Danzi was a madman, and they were so frightened that they fled as fast as rabbits.

"Whew" is gone!

The male ghost on the side saw that his wife was so enthusiastic about other men, and he was obviously jealous, so he pulled his wife over. "Wife, your husband is here, your husband is here."

"You're not my husband, you big fat man, go away!" The female ghost began to babble nonsense, "Where is my husband?" ”

The male ghost turned her to one side and shook the female ghost's shoulders vigorously. looked at the female ghost with a smile and said: "Wife, you can see clearly, I am your husband, what kind of tango does it matter!" Cha-cha! I will, I'll dance with you. ”

"Oh...... So my husband is here!? The female ghost began to beat wildly again. Come on, husband, let's swing together! ”

Instead of stopping his wife's movements, the male ghost waved an empty bottle and swayed wildly with his wife. He also danced and sang: "I just love music, don't tell me to stop." ”

"I just love to sing and breathe to the beat!" They began to sing in duet like two madmen.

"You two madmen!" Hao Jian rushed over again, wanting to test whether they were drunk or not. "Stop it all! Do you want to have a big meal?! Believe it or not"

As a result, before Hao Jian's words were finished, the fat man and Gou Danzi clenched their fists violently, looking hungry and fierce, and the two ghosts instantly woke up, and greeted him one after the other.

Seeing that the two of them still had the strength to beat themselves, Hao Jian's attitude softened suddenly.

The first set of whole people plan failed!

Start the second set of relationship plans, baa!

"Brother, how can you be like this, you don't even call me when you drink, believe it or not, I'll drink enough with you today! Come, brother, cheers. Hao Jian hurriedly bent down in a hurry, took out three bottles of beer from the ground, handed two of them to Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi, and said with a hippie face: "Let's drink it together!" Drink him tonight, don't get drunk or happy! Do you say yes? ”

"Okay, brother, drink !!" Hao Jian didn't expect that the male ghost would take the wine bottle very boldly, drink it with a grunt, and agree to him in one sip.

Hao Jian hurriedly pulled back the empty bottle in their hands and threw it on the ground, and he also raised his head and drank a bottle domineeringly!

Gou Danzi, who twisted his waist and shook his head on the side, took the wine bottle in a sneer, and started a drunken madness, crying and laughing, singing and dancing, and after a while, even the fat man began to play drunken and sing while drinking.

In order not to be recognized by the two of them, Hao Jian also deliberately pretended to be drunk and staggered and danced with their group of ghosts.

In this way, the three of them were on the street, completely ignoring the eyes of others, you and I were bottled, you and I were a bottle, and they drank and danced wildly.

The three of them drank so much that they actually opened both cases of beer.

By this time, it was already dark, and the pedestrians had gradually dispersed, and only the three of them were left on the street.

Later, the female ghost got drunk, lay on the ground, and fell asleep.

Under the empty street, the moonlight was reflected and the cold wind was blowing, but only Hao Jian and the male ghost were still crying to each other...

The two of them hugged each other drunkenly, holding empty bottles in their hands, crying so much that they grabbed snot and tears, and poured out their hearts to each other: "Brother, you don't know that buddy has been miserable in the past few years!" ”

"Big brother, I'm miserable too! I've lived for more than 20 years, and this year is the worst. I fell asleep and died. Hao Jian also cried vividly, "You say, how miserable can you be? Is it worse than me? I'm such a miserable baby! ”

Hao Jian saw that the time was almost up, and began to talk.

"Young man, you don't know, I was wronged with the green goose to death." As he spoke, the male ghost sat down on the ground and sighed. "Alas, God has no eyes, why do people who love each other only have to die to be together."

"Brother! Why can't you be together? Did you die more unjustly than me? Hao Jian also sat on the ground with a look of empathy. comforted: "We are all hard-working people, if you have any hardships or grievances, you can tell me about it, just say it." ”

"Originally, I and Cui Goose were childhood sweethearts, and the two had no guesses, and they were in love, and they had already made a private decision for life. But who knew that the people in his family forced her to marry someone else, so we eloped, and we went to the city, but later?! Oh, no, I shouldn't have dragged my goose into the city. ”

He finally let down his guard against Hao Jian, and told Hao Jian everything about it. Hao Jian continued to stay drunk and listened carefully.

"Brother, it's good to elope, and it won't be hindered, but why do you still sigh? What happened after that? How could you have died unjustly? ”