Chapter 15: Ge Lao Wu
Turning the corner of the street, the clamor of the jewelry and jade did not stop, Zhou Mushu was listening carefully to the teachings, and suddenly felt that the earth-shattering shouting stopped, so he subconsciously looked up and saw that he was facing a pair of thieves slippery, glowing green eyes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In front of the Xiangfa jewelry shop, a Tai Chi gossip is embroidered, a goatee flutters in the wind, and there is a bun with chopsticks inserted on the head.
Lu Yuanyan was shocked that something was wrong, and suddenly turned around, the Taoist priest seemed to be a daz, and hurriedly looked away with nothing, leaned down and bargained with a ghost lady.
The ghost lady crossed her waist, "I heard that your shop has just opened, so I came to give you a cheer, such a small broken flower, how can it be cheaper?" How many pounds of meat are you missing? It's my turn to be reincarnated soon, won't these net worth still have to stay here at that time? ”
The Taoist priest was not to be outdone, his eyes secretly swept to this side, "I have a small business, a string of beads and flowers will earn you a paper ingot, you this... Isn't it embarrassing for me? Besides, Aunt Sun, your son burns so many offerings for you every year, and he doesn't care about that, does he? ”
The ghost lady smashed the vegetable basket on the table where the jewelry was placed, "I can make it casually, it's not to get some blood drinking things so that I can cast a good baby as soon as possible, maybe I can see my fat grandson!" ”
The Taoist priest was defeated, "You have to get it, ten ingots are ten, you will be as old as your fat grandson after you are reincarnated, I will close the store today, you go back and rest, don't send it slowly, next time you will be on the field!" ”
Lu Yuanyan hugged his arms and smiled, pushing the little glasses, "Yo, your apprentice really didn't do it for nothing, his intuition is very accurate, but we have to run a long way, let's go over and inquire." ”
The Taoist priest has begun to be busy collecting the stall, the platform is not big, there are a lot of things, and the wooden box is shiny in a pile, so it is a little difficult to move, but the Taoist priest's hands and feet are very neat, and he stuffed it into his arms when he wrapped it indiscriminately, and did not forget to catch up with the crowd, "I'm sorry, I will close the stall early today, close the stall early, hahaha." ”
A few ghost girls muttered and left, Lu Yuanyan went up with a big grin, the Taoist priest began to be in a hurry, and finally packed up, puffed up, and just turned around, Lu Yuanyan stepped on the jewelry platform.
The platform "creaked" twice, and when it went forward, it smashed into the Taoist priest's calf without losing its head.
"Oh, what the hell in broad daylight." The Taoist priest covered his calves and jumped straight, and the jewels hung up with a "jingling" sound, and after jumping, he still rolled on the ground with his legs in his hands.
"Are you the hell, or am I the hell?" Lu Yuanyan couldn't cry or laugh, he leaned up and slapped the Taoist priest's head, Zhou Mushu was used to being beaten, and then subconsciously shrank his neck.
"Woo yo yes." The Taoist priest was still posturing.
"Pretend to be your uncle's grandson, and burn so many offerings for you every year." Lu Yuanyan went up and slapped him again, "Ge Lao Wu get up, I have something to ask you, it's a serious matter." ”
The Taoist priest finally stopped pretending, and a carp straightened up, patted the Taoist robe full of soil, and lifted the jewelry bag on his waist, and hummed, "You can get it if you say no to anything, you are not afraid of losing your life as a literati." ”
Lu Yuanyan said, "Are you letting me say it?" What's the matter, business is not good over there, and the shop has moved here again? ”
Taoist priest Ge Lao Wu raised his head and looked at Zhou Mushu with his eyes, "What's the matter, your son?" ”
Zhou Mushu just wanted to explain, Lu Yuanyan reacted much faster than him, this time it was not a slap, but a punch, and said angrily, "Is Lao Tzu like someone with such a big son?" ”
Ge Lao Wu reacted faster, squatted down, avoided the punch, and said, "If you have something to say, let's go in and say something, otherwise the people here will take me as a madman." ”
The furnishings in the Xiangfa jewelry shop are called complicated at best, and it is cumbersome to say that it is difficult to hear, because Ge Lao Wu can't wait to mark everything with a colorful little color tag on the source story, and the good name is that there is a story to sell expensive, and it took a long time to pick up a small piece before making room for them to sit down.
Zhou Mushu frowned, and said in his heart that this ghost was a little sloppy, Lu Yuanyan had already picked up a broken stool and motioned him to sit down, Ge Lao Wu smashed the chopsticks on his head twice, and was stopped by Lu Yuanyan just when he wanted to go in to make tea.
"Don't, we don't drink the paper ash water." Lu Yuanyan said.
"Who the fuck gave you a drink, I'll drink it myself."
Ge Lao Wu rolled his eyes and walked into the backyard with a scolding, and Zhou Mushu said, "Can this person see us?" ”
Lu Yuanyan regained his appearance as a scum, "Of course I can see that he is a living person." ”
Zhou Mushu's brain was not enough again, "Didn't you say that only ghosts can come to this place?" ”
Lu Yuanyan coughed twice, and Ge Lao Wu came out with a tea jar, "I'm a living person, but I'm also a ghost, half human and half ghost, no human and no ghost." ”
Lu Yuanyan knocked on the table, "This is my apprentice." ”
"I'm not satisfied with teaching you?" Ge Lao Wu took a sip of paper ash water, and the tea jar "snapped" to the ground, "Little brother, listen, there is a Shangliang village in Pukou, and there is a madman in it, if you have the opportunity to pass by in the future, remember to find my ancestral hall and burn some paper money for me, paper ingots are the best, that thing has a high value in the ghost market recently." ”
"Are you alive or dead?" Zhou Mushuqi said, "Can you receive the paper money?" ”
Lu Yuanyan sneered, "Of course he can receive it, the rare yin and yang life, others think that Ge is mentally incomplete, in fact, others have three souls, he only has two souls, one soul is in the sky, one soul is in the earth, but by chance he was born in the world and became a freak, and then was discovered by my master, that is, your master, taught him how to shuttle yin and yang, I often burned paper money for him, and now he is mixed in the Yin Si, I came to him to ask about something and ran away, do you say it is ungrateful?" ”
Zhou Mushu nodded, "It's a little." ”
"Ahh Ge Lao Wuniu's eyes widened and he was angry, "When did I not help?" When did you kid not pit me all over the ground looking for teeth? Say, isn't it the ghost place of Kanzi Mountain that is causing trouble this time? This time, I don't want to run far! ”
Kanzi Mountain? Zhou Mushu paused, it was the second time he had heard this word, the first time it was mentioned in the process of talking between Murong Yu and Lu Yuanyan in Wanqingzhai, but then Lu Yuanyan didn't seem to be willing to tell him more, Zhou Mushu is a very interesting person, since the shopkeeper said that he would know sooner or later, and he was unwilling to tell him in detail, it means that the time of "sooner or later" has not yet come.
Lu Yuanyan said disdainfully, "You're still just as lazy, but you don't have to go far this time, everyone knows that the biggest business you do in this area is to sell those jewelry to female ghosts, I just want to ask you, have you seen an emerald hairpin?" ”
Ge Lao Wu pointed to a drawer behind him, "It's all here, red agate, turquoise powder, tourmaline, all of them are high-quality goods, which ghost girl do you fancy I'll give you half of it, I'm not kind." ”
"Fuck your damn female ghost, look at this." Lu Yuanyan scolded while taking out a painting from his sleeve, the painting was painted on a dark yellow paper, the paper was shiny and shiny, but the lines were like dead leaves, Zhou Mushu looked at it, the painting on it was not very clear, but it could be seen that it was a hairpin, a whole green round stone on the tail of the hairpin, compared to the size of this stone, the style of the hairpin was quite thin, and there was not even a pattern of the compilation, he couldn't assert whether there was a problem with his aesthetics, or a problem with the hairpin, in short, a little ugly, and a little familiar.
He secretly poked Lu Yuanyan, "Isn't this the one on Tong Jinlan's head?" ”
Lu Yuanyan made a fool of himself, "The problem lies in this thing." ”
Ge Lao Wu was quite surprised after taking it, "Yo, the paper of the Ruyi Pavilion!" It's just that the ink is a little worse, and the color has faded. ”
Lu Yuanyan said, "Look at things." ”
Ge Lao Wu sighed twice, took out a monocle, carefully looked at the paper and went down, his face was attached to the painting, from the tail to the head, and from the head to the tail, and then the hand holding the lens began to twitch, Zhou Mushu was also paying attention to the painting, at this time he raised his eyes and saw Ge Lao Wu, his temple actually shed a bean-sized sweat.
Lu Yuanyan knocked on the table, "Don't shake." ”
Ge Lao Wu suddenly took off his glasses, wiped a handful of sweat indiscriminately, and actually stammered, "This... Where's this thing? ”
Lu Yuanyan glared at him, "I want to know where I want you to do something?" ”
Ge Lao Wu was even more excited, he was originally a jeweler and a fan of wealth, holding up the painting and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity, how can it match such a shell, hey, this is a good thing, if this color ratio is not wrong, this is the old pit glass imperial green jade!" ”
Although Zhou Mushu has never touched jadeite, he also knows that such a long list of adjectives means that this thing must be worth a lot of money, but Tong Jinlan has been a favorite concubine after all, and it is not strange to have this thing, but he didn't expect Lu Yuanyan to cough and say, "I can't find a few of these things in the palace." ”
"Originally, there were a few things, all of which were hung on the emperor and the emperor, even the imperial concubine and the master may not be qualified to bring this, you see in this painting, the green is so thick that it is almost purple, what is this called? Purple Qi is coming from the east! Ge Lao Wu was still trembling uncontrollably, and he almost pulled something out of the painting.
Lu Yuanyan didn't bother to play dumb riddles with him, "If I say that the spirit of this thing is in the Netherworld, and it has created evil and killed a lot of people, can you find it?" ”
"You're saying that that thing on Tong Jinlan's head was the culprit that turned her into that?" Zhou Mushu opened his mouth wide.
Lu Yuanyan nodded, but Ge Lao Wu suddenly came up, and there was fire in his bull's eyes, "If I find it, you will go to Pukou and give the hairpin in the yang world to the crazy Ge above, how about this deal?" ”
Lu Yuanyan stretched out his hand and pushed him out for three points, "Although I refine the weapon, I have no interest in the things that cause murder, if you want it, after you are done, love how much and how much." ”
Ge Laowu's eyes lit up, and he smiled, "A word is a certainty, I have a clue to ask the guy to find you immediately." ”