Chapter Eighty-Five: The Master Invited by Jingjing
The three of them naturally didn't say anything along the way, and they arrived at the main entrance of the park at about half past six. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The little Taoist priest pointed with his hand, and at the entrance of the park at this time, there was a person dressed as a Taoist priest, about forty years old, with a full beard, a big cake face, and the pimples on it were glowing, if it weren't for a Taoist robe, it would be more appropriate to say that he was a robber.
The three of them walked over, confronted the man, and found that he was the "master" in Jingjing's mouth.
When the master saw that the people were three hairy boys, the arrogance in his eyes naturally increased, and he began to assign tasks like the leader of the special mother.
Xiao Wuxin said, I'll let you have to be scared for a few minutes, and when you cry and shout for help, see how I torture you! Step aside and start preparing.
The fat man didn't care about that, he talked with this master for a long time, and even deceived the master and said that I paid for the exorcism this time, so I have to ask you some professional knowledge, otherwise I don't worry.
The master glared at him, and said that what I, Yang Qi, said is also the great-great-grandson of Yang Jian, will I deceive people for your three hundred yuan, do you see this mirror in my hand, it is an ancestral demon mirror, I don't know how many demons are collected in it, and it can scare you to death if it is released, not to mention a mere water ghost, even if the special mother Yama Laozi comes, I can get him a mirror to Mars.
As soon as the fat man heard it, this special mother is also Yang Jian's great-grandson, and the mirror in his hand is still stainless steel, you have to show some sincerity when you fool people, right? If this thing is an ancestral demon mirror, then is the earthen gun in my house a whip?
Xiao Wuyi couldn't stop sighing when he heard it, and his heart said that this Jingjing is really unreliable, and he can still provide door-to-door service for three hundred yuan, and he is not a serious heavenly master, even if he is not good, he will have to come to the door for three or five thousand.
The three of them glanced at each other, and the little Taoist priest nodded slightly, signaling everyone to go directly when they saw that the situation was not good.
Yang Qi on the other end saw that the fat man stopped talking, and thought that he was shocked by him, so he smiled and commanded the fat man: "You go to the woods to catch a black dog for me, you want to live, otherwise it's useless, what to see, go quickly." ”
The fat man said in his heart, where can I find a black dog for you, now it's dark, you let me find a black dog, can your special mother find the stars during the day? I just wanted to open my mouth to curse, but I was glared at by the little Taoist priest, so I had to go to the woods to find a dog.
Don't say it, after ten minutes, the fat man really found a black dog, not to mention how dirty the hair was, the fat man was not angry when he saw Yang Qi, and threw the dog to the ground, "Your dog!" ”
Yang Qi hurriedly grabbed the black dog, took out a rope and tied it, then straightened his backpack, took out incense and candles from it to worship Xiao Wu and the little Taoist priest, and marched towards the park with a gesture.
This park has been abandoned for too long, there has been no one for a long time, and I haven't seen a single figure along the way, if it weren't for the artificial lake that introduced living water, it would have dried up a long time ago, and everyone had nothing to say along the way, Yang Qi led the way in front, and really gave birth to a sense of leadership, dragging a black dog (because the dog didn't want to go with him) The one who walked in eight steps was called a wave.
Walking to the lake, Yang Qi pretended to hold the demon mirror and began to dance, the fat man really couldn't stand it, and said Master, you haven't placed this incense candle offering yet, what are you doing?
Yang Qi was stunned, this rhetoric also made Xiao Wu and others admire, he said that this is my exclusive study of the "Exorcism of Ghosts" theme aerobics, after jumping, not only can strengthen the body and avoid diseases, but also can improve 20% of the Tao, hey, tell you that you don't understand, hurry up and put the incense and candle offerings, I want to call the water ghost up.
The expression of the little Taoist priest is the same as eating stool, and the heart is that there are too many gods like you, and Taoism has declined to this extent, so he put the incense candle on the ground at the moment, and walked to the side and secretly inserted three soul-attracting incense sticks on the ground.
Yang Qiyi on the other side didn't say anything when he saw the crowd, so naturally he didn't say much, he took out a wooden sword from his bag, and some ghost drawing talismans were drawn on it, and he didn't know what it was, it looked like paint.
"Today, there is a disciple Yang Qi, who was ordered by the ancestor to walk the rivers and lakes to eliminate harm for the people. Please--God--sword! ”
After speaking, he raised the wooden sword in his hand to the top of his head, and as soon as the sword turned over his head, a thunderclap sounded, which startled the fat man.
"I'll be a good girl!" The fat man said: "This thing really has some ability." ”
Xiao Wuyi slapped him on the head, and pointed his hand into Yang Qi's clothes pocket, "There's a chicken feather, you have a little common sense when people put MP3s." ”
The fat man looked at it, and sure enough, he saw a red MP3 in Yang Qi's pocket, which was the kind that the old man and aunt usually wore when they danced square dances or walked around the corner, and at this time the red corner was exposed, and the rumbling thunder came from inside.
Yang Qi didn't know that he was exposed, and he turned around and pretended to smile at the three of them, all that was written on his face was "Lao Tzu is not awesome".
The three of them smiled awkwardly, and the fat man said in his heart, you can concentrate on fooling people, okay, and laugh at us.
The little Taoist priest signaled to the two of them, and said softly: "I lit the soul-attracting incense, the water ghost should come up in about a quarter of an hour, let's go farther, and wait for the water ghost to come out in a while, I'm afraid that there are too many of us, and the yang energy is too strong that thing won't come out." ”
Yang Qi looked back, saw that the three of them retreated behind the bushes three meters away, thought that he was scared, smiled disdainfully, walked to the black dog in eight directions, tied the rope to his belt, and then took out a knife from his pocket and smiled at the black dog.
The dog cub saw Yang Qi smiling at him sadly, thinking that he was going to stew it, and began to bark, Yang Qi saw that you are quite capable, took out a mask from his pocket, and pounced directly on it to tie the dog to his mouth.
This time the dog didn't move, and he couldn't bite him with a mask on his mouth, so he could only retreat vigorously, but the dog rope was tied to Yang Qi's body, and he couldn't break free, and he was caught by Yang Qi in his hand in less than thirty seconds, and the knife in his hand was cut off on the paws of the dog.
Xiao Wu and the three of them were dumbfounded, this Yang Qi's technique is very skillful and fast, he always does this at a glance, and ordinary people don't want to bring masks to wild dogs.
Yang Qi muttered while cutting the dog's paws, "Don't whine here, get some blood, tonight has become a major event for this exorcism, and you will definitely be able to reincarnate into something else in the future, ah, tonight has become this yin virtue, I will immediately send you to reincarnation." As he spoke, he took out a bowl from nowhere and picked up the dog's blood there.
As soon as the dog heard that your special mother said that it was going to stew me for a long time, it was even more struggling, Yang Qiyi saw that it took a little bit of blood to come out in the first half of the day, and he had the intention to kill the dog, but after killing the dog, he was covered in blood and it was not good to sit in the car, so he looked at Xiao Wu and the others, and saw that they were staying far away, and they didn't come to this side, so they were confused, anyway, they didn't know how much there was here, and I just threw it into the bowl in a while.
After making up his mind, Yang Qi directly picked up the small bowl, and quietly pressed it on the MP3 with his hand, and suddenly there was a whining sound of yin wind, so he shouted, pointing to the lake, "Shameless demon, you dare to break ground on the head of the Heavenly Master and eat my black dog blood!" As he spoke, he threw the bowl in his hand into the lake, pressed his hand on the pocket with the MP3, and suddenly said, "Ah! A scream.
"Humph!" Yang Qi sneered, "Even the water ghosts dare to argue with the Heavenly Master, they are ignorant!" After finishing speaking, he turned to the few people behind him: "A few little brothers, let's ......"
He just wanted to say that this water ghost is dead, and our transaction is over, and from then on, the rivers and lakes are far away to see Yunyun or something, but before he finished speaking, he felt a sudden cold around his body, and there were countless nails pressed on his back, so he quickly turned his head to look at the lake, and saw a white mist wrapped in his bowl containing black dog blood flying up.
"Holy!" Yang Qiwei screamed, but he didn't react, he was directly hit by the bowl, and his whole body flew backwards, making a face of blood, and he didn't know if it was dog blood or his own blood.
The black dog immediately ran away, like a black shadow, but it forgot that it still had a rope around its neck, and it didn't run far, and it was pulled back with a "tense" sound.
"Wait a minute!" The little Taoist priest held down the fat man who was about to rush out, "She hasn't come out yet, don't go out yet!" (To be continued.) )