Chapter 52: Uncle's Quirks
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Uncle Kang Chu is an amazing person!
It's amazing enough to not only cook, but also to cook something weird!
But what I can't stand even more is his series of various quirks......
Like what......
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"Bang la la"
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Claire didn't expect to turn on the faucet and was surprised to find that there was still water here.
The water temperature is cold, but it's much better than if you don't have water!
She carefully put the unconscious Wen Qi on the toilet and sat down... Because there is only a shower in the bathroom of this family, she can only be placed in the toilet first!
Then after slowly removing the clothes on Wen Qi's body one by one, Claire took the shower head and began to slowly wash the wounds on Wen Qi's body.
At first, Claire was cautious because she was afraid that she would hurt Wen Qi or accidentally inflame her wound again.
It's just that when she really went to deal with Wen Qi's wounds, she found out that she was ...... Wen Qi's wound had already healed! And it's strange that there is not even a single scar left.....
"What did Uncle feed her?"
Claire looked at Wen Qi's wounds that had recovered as before: "There is not even a scar left!" ”
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door: "Little girls, it's time to eat!" ”
"Got it!"
Claire replied.
How could the food be cooked so quickly, it must be Kang Chu who had bad intentions and wanted to take advantage of them.
Sure enough, Kang Chu would come and knock on the door every minute,
And the old guy also had a reason to say: "It's to prevent you from suddenly being attacked by zombies!" ”
Where can zombies come over in such a small space?
The only exit is the door, as long as Kang Chu doesn't come in, no one will come in! There won't be any zombies coming in!
So after cleaning Wen Qi, Claire didn't send Wen Qi out in a hurry, but rinsed herself by the way.
After all, she wasn't sure what Kang Chu, the old pervert, would do to Wen Qi who was in a coma after sending Wen Qi outside!
After all, this old guy is even dreaming about taking advantage of others, so he has to be careful!
After rinsing herself and Claire wrapped herself and Wenqi in bath towels.
Claire helped Wen Qi out..... did not go directly to the living room to find Kang Chu, but entered the family's bedroom.
But when he passed by, he still gave Kang Chu a glimpse of the passionate scene when the beautiful woman was wrapped in a bath towel just after getting out of the bath......
"I'll go, this figure... Earn over! ”
Then what responded to Kang Chu was a "bang" sound of the door closing.
I'm good!
How good it would be if this was an island country action scene, Lao Tzu could GG in minutes!
......
After Claire found the hostess's clothes in the bedroom to change into herself and Wen Qi, the two came out!
She thought that Kang Chu must have been waiting in a hurry at this time, but what she didn't expect was that Kang Chu would ......
Claire looked at the table full of food in amazement, and her face was highly shocked!
"You did this?"
"Or else?" Kang Chu pointed to the door: "Do you think the three zombies hanging up outside the door will come over to cook for you?" ”
After Kang Chu finished speaking, he pointed to the food, and the tone of the command: "Hurry up!" Does it take that long to take a shower? It's cold! ”
Claire paused, "You just kept knocking on the door, did you really call us for dinner?" ”
"What do you think I'm doing?" Kang Chu sneered: "Sending you soap? ”
"There's soap in there!" Claire replied.
Kang Chu "tsk" and did not say anything, but signaled Claire to eat quickly, he had already eaten. Then Kang Chu ran to the windowsill, staring at the street outside from a distance, not knowing where he was, and kept muttering to himself......
If you listen carefully, it seems to be:
"I'm going... This figure, convex and convex, warped, can be called perfect......"
Claire subconsciously looked down at her chest, thinking that Kang Chu was praising herself, and subconsciously coughed dryly: "It's okay!" ”
But Kang Chu was still standing on the windowsill, and his head continued to lean out: "If only I could go over and try the feel!" ”
After hearing this, Claire finally couldn't sit there and eat quietly!
shouted at Kang Chu: "Uncle! ”
But Kang Chu didn't seem to hear it, and his eyes were staring out.
Claire also walked over curiously to see what Kang Chu was looking at?
It turned out to be there to find out.....
The perfect body that Kang Chu said was not talking about himself, but on the roof of a building not far away, a zombie wearing a pair of briefs, as if he was a bodybuilding coach.
"Oh my God! You've been muttering about him here for a long time! ”
Claire looked at Kang Chu in disbelief, who was staring at the bodybuilding coach zombie.
Kang Chu nodded heavily/said with an affirmative face: "Yes! You see that his chest is blocked, sharp and angular, and after turning into a zombie, he looks even stronger! And his biceps, that's called a strong! Uncle, I had a dream when I was young! ”
"What dreams?"
"Practice and be a macho man!"
All right......
Faced with such an unreliable Kang Chu, Claire decisively turned around and swept away the food on the table in one go.
By the time Kang Chu came back again, the plates were all empty.....
"Why are you eating so much? I thought I could have a little left, for dinner! ”
Kang Chu said helplessly: "Alas! Now I can only go out and find food! However, uncle, I will go to take a bath first, and by the way, I will change my clothes. ”
Because at the moment he is still wearing the same pair of trousers with rotten trouser legs.
Wait until Kang Chu finishes rinsing and finds the man's clothes in the bedroom and changes them simply.
Claire has double-checked every corner of the room again: "There are security windows, security doors!" You can rest assured for a night's rest here! There is also some flour in the kitchen, you can make some pasta to take to eat on the road, this... You should know how to make pasta, right? ”
Pasta?
At the mention of this thing, Kang Chu seemed to think of something, and asked Claire, "Do you know how to make pasta?" ”
Claire shook her head: "This, I'm not doing very well!" ”
"Then you just said in a tone as if you could do it!"
Hearing Kang Chu's words, Claire smiled helplessly.
Kang Chu then asked:
"Have you ever eaten steamed buns?"
"Nope!"
"What about the womb?"
"Didn't you have any?"
"Do you have yeast here?"
"This one has!"
I'll go......
Kang Chu said in his heart: This world view is chaotic! There is yeast, but there are no steamed buns and nests? What do they eat as a staple food?
Alas!
It's time to carry forward the traditional Chinese food civilization!