Chapter 25: The front row is seated

I only heard Wang Fatzi say: "Brothers, let me tell you something." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 A few months ago, my daughter-in-law called me and told me that the crazy man in the village had come back and brought back a stupid son. ”

When he heard this, he was stupid, and his face was full of disbelief: "Didn't Madman Liu be sent to the madhouse by the strips, how can he come back, your daughter-in-law is blowing nonsense!" ”

When the other workers heard this, they also nodded in agreement, and looked at Wang Fatzi to listen to what he had to say.

"Don't believe it, my mother-in-law is an honest person and won't talk nonsense. is saying that Madman Liu also brought back a stupid son, and Hu Bian will not make a stupid son out. ”

One of the workers said, "That's right. Brother Wang, you go on, what's wrong with Madman Liu. ”

"Crazy Liu has been demented since he was a child, everyone knows it. But this time he came back from the asylum...... It seems that I have suddenly become smarter, and I don't giggle all day and worry that the sky will fall, as if ...... It seems like...... My daughter-in-law said it was like ......"

Seeing that Wang Fatzi couldn't speak for a long time, he urged eagerly: "Brother Wang, did your daughter-in-law say that Liu Madman's madness was cured, and was it cured by the doctors in the big hospital?" But big hospitals are expensive, where did Liu get the money? ”

When Wang Fatzi heard this, he blurted out in a hurry: "No, no, it wasn't cured by the hospital." My daughter-in-law said that he was good for himself, as if he was ...... By the way, my daughter-in-law said that Liu Luozi seems to have suddenly changed as a person, right! It's a sudden change in person, and he doesn't remember anything before. He said that he used to be demented in fact, but he lived in the dream of the fairy, and the fairy taught him spells in the dream, and when he finished learning, he came out of the dream, and it became normal. ”

Laughter and ridicule rang out in the group of workers.

"Do you think that it is still the old feudal people, don't engage in those old superstitions, we must adhere to the spirit of Marxism." A bespectacled worker said with a smile.

"Brother Wang, you are full of routines, I almost believed it! Hahaha......"

The workers obviously didn't believe Wang Fatzi's words, and all kinds of doubts continued to be accompanied by spittle stars.

The inside of the bus was a bit dreary, like a blacksmith's workshop, and the steaming heat was visible to the naked eye.

Wu Wei's back was already full of sweat, the T-shirt was glued to his back, and his forehead was densely covered with sweat the size of soybeans, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Is the air conditioner in the bus broken? Or the driver didn't turn on the air conditioning at all.

He stood up and wanted to remind the driver. He froze as his body slowly stood up, his gaze rising above the seat in front of him.

What is the crowd looking for her thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, the person is in the dim light.

No, no, it should be that everyone is looking for her thousands of times, and suddenly they look straight ahead, and the person is in the front seat.

There are two beautiful girls in the double seat on the left side of the front row two seats away from Wu Wei, and one of them is Xiao Niangpi (Ren Yingying)

Wu Wei sat down with a "bang", shrunk his head, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a tissue, and took out a folding fan from his travel bag and fanned it like a whirlwind, it was so hot that he was hallucinating.

He didn't want to alarm the little girl, our imperial army didn't want to shoot, and quietly entered the village. When the little lady comes to my territory, see if this chick can still run.

I thought she was buying two bottles of JDB to give me a bottle, after all, the master is so handsome. But she never expected that she would have a female companion! Oh, that's the innocent little beauty sitting next to her...... Wu Wei thought in his heart.

Wu Wei reached into his pocket, rubbed a few dry Grandpa Mao, and thought, let you make me lost, let you hurt me without fifty yuan, you made me almost miss the bus, let you make me late with white eyes, hum! See if I'm giving you some excitement.

Quickly opened the backpack, took out a round box from inside, unscrewed the lid of the box forcefully, poured out a jet-black pebble, and then gently crossed a trace of spiritual power into it.

"Luk, Luk, don't sleep, wake up, wake up, wake up."

This black pebble is called the Stygian Stone, and it is a place where youkai can be parasitized temporarily, and Ryuk usually stays in it and sleeps when he is fine.

Dressed in a black robe, with long black hair, a handsome and bewitching face, and a pair of evil eyes.

Ryuk was bubbling with black vapor on his body, and he sat on Wu Wei's left with a stiff face.

The sun shone through the glass window, through his majestic body, and fell on the soft tawny chair.

The sun shines through! Passed through him like air! Didn't leave a shadow on the ground.

In addition to humans, the sun is also crowding him out!

Wu Wei seemed to smell the smell of loneliness, just like a lone wolf smelled the breath of his kind. He's been living in the shadows, and if you think about it, isn't he just like him?

Doesn't it mean that the sun is the most selfless and the most inclusive, that it shines on all things, that it brings light and warmth to all things, and that is, that is, that is, it doesn't mean that demons and evil spirits are afraid of the sun?

Cut! Sure enough, fairy tales are all lies.

"Listen to me, Luk. Do you see the two little beauties in the first two rows on the left? ”

"Well, I see it. Second master, the chick sitting in the window seat is really hot, with a thin waist and long legs, and the white flowers are about to blind my 24k alloy steel dog eyes. Oh oh Luke's professional comments, with a serious look, made people laugh.

"What do you think, I'll tell you the right thing!" Wu Wei raised his hand and gave him a burst.

I really didn't expect Ryuk to be a pervert, hmph, I didn't even notice it before.

Since Liuke and Wu Wei have been messing around for a while, they have become more and more familiar with each other, and Liuke has become more and more obscene, and he has become more and more obscene.

Every time I call Ryuk out, I bark like a pug, "Lord Wu Wei, Lord Wu Wei".

Wu Wei was annoyed by him, and said, don't call me Lord Wu Wei in the future, it's too long and tongue-twisting, and it's weird and unpleasant (he thought of Liuke's servile appearance at the time, and felt a little uncomfortable).

Luke said, it's not called Lord Wu Wu, what should it be called?

Wu Wei thought for a while and said, you just call me Xiaoer, I'm at home (pause...... Ranked second.

Ryuk was a little frightened, and said, "What can I do, "Little Er" used to be the title of a buddy. That's it, how about I call you the second master!

So Liuke called Wu Wei the second master in the future.

"It's the one with a thin waist and long legs, you help me to fix her. Hey? It's so cool, Luk, I can't see it, you still have a cooling function. It was so powerful to carry a natural air conditioner with you. Eh, it's also pure natural and pollution-free, there is wood. ”

Ryuk smiled embarrassedly and said: "Actually, this is the cold qi in my body, although it can cool down, but inhaling too much will have some impact on ordinary people, and they will get some minor illnesses and the like." However, it has no effect on the second master, who has spiritual power. ”

"Hee-hee, it seems to be a private VIP air conditioner! No, no, you go get her, go ahead, I'll praise you! ”