The 'ghost' fell to the ground with blood on his face, and his mouth let out a moan of pain, and although I was not strong, I still had some strength in my feet. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's just that the 'ghost' can still be afraid of pain? How to kick it is the same as kicking someone.

"Oh, it turns out that the little brother has learned from Ah Gong, and he can also catch ghosts?" Hou Sanmei jumped up in surprise when she saw me with great might, and the villagers next to me also stared at me with adoration.

Will I catch ghosts? If it's a ghost, I'm faster than anyone else.

Damn, this is clearly a human!

"Uh... Hungry..."

The people on the ground held their stomachs and groaned in pain, but they couldn't speak.

I shined a flashlight, yo, happy, I'm still a fat monk.

With a shiny head and a red yellow coat, no matter how you look at it, the coat on the fat man's body looks asymmetrical.

Looking at the round face and fat body, I thought to myself, it seems that the monk's food has been good in the past two years! It's very supportive.

"It's not a ghost!" Hou Sanmei also took a closer look and found that it was a monk, and her face instantly stepped down.

I said in my heart, eldest sister, if it's really a ghost, you will find out that I ran away early.

I don't know if you'll be able to get excited then.

"This monk has a hoarse throat, he should have not drunk water for a long time, and he is thirsty and speechless."

The monk glared at the third sister fiercely, as if he was dissatisfied with her attitude. Then he pointed to his mouth and signaled that he could not speak, because he was thirsty.

"Third sister, did you bring water?" I turned back to greet the third sister and the villagers.

Who knows that there is no water, after all, the mountain road is not far, and you will not deliberately bring a pot of water on your body.

"I don't have water, but I brought wine with my grandfather, but it's a pity that you are a monk." I suddenly remembered the cellar I had brought from the city, and said teasingly to the monk.

Who knew that this monk nodded desperately, this guy wants to break the vows!

"Isn't the monk abstaining from alcohol and meat?" Hou Sanmei asked curiously: "Could it be that what is said on TV is fake?" ”

He took out a bottle of 20-year-old cellar wine from his bag, handed it to the monk and said, "Then, let me make it clear first, this is really wine, although you are not afraid of breaking the vows, but also..."

Before the words were finished, the wine was snatched by the monk, and the bottle cap was a Ning, just like drinking white water, gurgling twice, and a bottle of liquor was gone.

We were dumbfounded, my throat couldn't help rolling, and I said to myself, "Is it true that monks are allowed to drink in the temple now?" ”

"Little brother, I think this monk must be fake." Hou Sanmei reminded me in a whisper.

"Well, indeed, how can a monk drink." There must be something wrong with such a monk who can drink alcohol, it seems that today I met a fake monk.

"It must be a wild ghost turned monk."

"......." Hou Sanmei's thoughts jumped too fast, and I couldn't keep up.

"You're a ghost, your whole family is a ghost." The monk burped, unsatisfied, and deliberately glanced at the name of the wine. "This wine is really good, I'll drink it next time."

"Heh, I said monk, in the middle of the night, you have nothing to do and run behind us to scare people, what's the purpose?" This monk simply doesn't accumulate virtue.

"Who scared you?" The monk's voice was still hoarse, and he wanted to raise his voice, but even his tone changed. "Ahem... Is it easy for me? The mouth is dumb, weak, and desperately chasing you with a wooden stick, isn't it just drinking saliva? ”

"Looking at you, I'm afraid I haven't drunk water for a few days, right?" I held my chin and looked around at the dark mountains and forests, saying, "There is nothing else in this mountain, there is no shortage of water." ”

"Master Dao, I went... Hum! The monk realized something, suddenly shut up, and glanced at the three of us with contempt, before he said proudly: "Dao Master, I have the blessing of heaven, and the inspiration flashed, in order not to lose the opportunity of heaven, I retreated and enlightened for a full seven hundred and forty-nine days. It is not until today that the merit is considered complete, and I wake up from meditation. It's a pity that I forgot that I was still a mortal, and I couldn't achieve the realm of Taoism and the valley. Seventy-seven forty-nine days, I have never eaten. ”

"Really, really?" Hou Sanmei and the villagers looked at the monk in a daze, and were stunned by the monk. If the monk continues to flicker, I am afraid that he will have to kneel and worship.

"Gotta get it." I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop the monk, looked at the third sister with white eyes, and said, "I said the third sister, you also believe the nonsense of this monk, why are you so easy to deceive?" ”

"So he's lying to me?" Saying that, Hou Sanmei's capable personality was about to step forward to clean up the monk with her sleeves rolled.

"Hehe, I said this beautiful fairy, Dao Ye, I'm just an analogy, an analogy, don't worry." Looking at Hou Sanmei's pungent appearance, the monk instantly succumbed.

Seeing the monk's hip-hop look, I smiled coldly and said: "I don't care what you, the monk, are going, okay, our well water doesn't interfere with the river water, and you also drink the wine, now we have to go back to the village, don't appear behind us again, next time I will really treat you as a ghost." ”

"Don't! I said brother, my Buddha said, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you see that Xiaodao is now weak, you can bear to throw Xiaodao in this wilderness? Or you... Good people do it to the end? "The monk's fat body was light and flexible, and in a blink of an eye, he rolled up to me, pulled my legs, and begged for 'poor care'.

"You Buddha? You fake monk, if the Buddha knew that there was a person like you smeared under him, I am afraid that he would have asked you to go to the West Heaven to report on your work. ”

"Who said that the master is a monk? Yes... As long as you scream one by one, the Taoist Master hasn't had time to correct it. The monk crossed his legs and knees, sat upright and said: "Remember, I am a Taoist priest, and everyone in the world respects me as a golden dragon Taoist." ”

"Golden Dragon Dao people? Taoist? The three of us subconsciously took a half step back and looked at the monk suspiciously. He pointed to the monk's head and clothes, which means that you are not dressed as a monk.

"Cut, I'm going to be a little bigger." The Golden Dragon Daoist pursed his lips, raised his head and said arrogantly: "Buddhism and Taoism are not separated, besides, it is inconvenient to walk the rivers and lakes in Taoist clothes, you are monks..."

"You're the monk." This lack of virtue monk, there is indeed a problem with morality.

"Slip of the tongue." The Golden Dragon Daoist rubbed his hands, smiled and continued: "I mean that now, the monk eats openly, there is no money, he has to go to the door, and he will make it simple." When you're hungry, you have to go to the door, and you can make it simple. I'm not here for convenience. ”

After doing it for a long time, I finally confirmed that the Golden Dragon Dao people were indeed not monks. He insisted that he was a Taoist priest, and we didn't seem to need to figure this out.

This guy is actually going to Nanjiang, isn't this the village where grandpa is?

It turned out that the master of the Golden Dragon Daoist sent him to Nanjiang to deliver tokens, and he should have arrived early, according to his words, he finally escaped from the master's control, and naturally wanted to appreciate the world of flowers outside.

So, within a few days, the money was gone.

'As a last resort', he shamelessly robbed the monk, stripped the monk's clothes, and then shaved his own head, pretended to be a monk, and 'turned his fate' all the way to this place.

The most eye-popping thing is that after the Jinlong Dao people pretended to be monks, they inexplicably fell in love with the profession of monks. There is no other reason, these days as a monk, he has indeed turned into a lot of oil and water, which makes him deeply jealous of the monk.

As for why he ended up in such a field now, he was silent.

couldn't bear the dead face of the Jinlong Dao people, and finally with the help of the villagers, he limped to the village.

Along the way, the fake monk of Jinlong Daoren, his mouth never stopped, either fooling the third sister or fooling the villagers. I stayed away, and I couldn't listen to it.

"I said the third sister! Your singing voice is so beautiful. In this poor and remote place, I can hear you singing mountain songs, and I instantly forgot about cultivating and becoming immortals, and we all began to miss Hongchen. ”

"I'm afraid that someone is about to faint, so I heard the third sister singing and followed all the way!"

He also cultivated and became an immortal, and I think this monk almost became a Buddha on the spot.

If it weren't for Hou Sanmei's singing, in this wilderness forest, he would have gone to see the Buddha a long time ago, no, he should have gone to see the ancestor.

"I said scholar, do you love me so much?"

The Golden Dragon Daoist stopped doing it, and when he turned around, he was ready to fight me, but when he looked at me, he was stunned, his brows were slightly furrowed, like a pervert looking at a beautiful woman, not to mention how obscene his eyes were.

"Look at what, I've never seen a handsome guy, but it's a pity that you're not a beauty." When I knew that I was still a student, the monk screamed one scholar after another. The word 'scholar' came out of his mouth, and the irony was far-reaching.

"Handsome guy?" The monk smiled and said: "I said scholar, you have something good coming, Master Dao, I remind you in advance, you have to keep a snack when you sleep at night, maybe there are really beautiful women coming to you, hehe..."

I didn't have the heart to talk to this fake monk, so I just buried my head and walked. The key is that this monk is too capable of teasing, no matter what you say, he will fight back against you shamelessly, without leaving any morality on his lips and not avoiding shame.

In the past two years, the overall quality of monks has declined too quickly, and it seems that it is not without reason, mainly because there are too many fake monks.

On the night road, with the participation of monks, the whole mountain road is not quiet.

When we looked at the distant hillside, the faint lights that were beating, we finally arrived at Nanjiang Miao Village.