When midnight came, and the whole village was caressed by the silent moonlight, a dazzling light suddenly appeared in the sky, turning a corner, and heading straight for Hu Yang, who was playing a game at home. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Bang!" With a muffled sound, Hu Yang, who was hit by the light, fell to the ground and fainted on the spot.

"Ding, the future transformation system is starting to load...... Loaded successfully! ”

"Ding, I found that the owner's personality is too stinky, and it is being modified...... Revision complete! ”

"Start matching, hello master, the future transformation system will serve you, I am from the future scientific and technological civilization. Start budgeting for the future: In the next seven seconds, you'll have a stomachache as an adjunct, so get to the toilet as soon as possible. ”

Hu Yang, who woke up, looked confused, and immediately, he rushed to the toilet with his stomach in his arms.

……

At eight o'clock in the morning, the sun was so hot that it could bake everything. Hu Yang stood in front of the window, drooping his eyes, yawning, and said tiredly: "I was made weak by this broken system, vomiting and diarrhea for a night, and it is finally over." ”

After straightening his big flower pants, Hu Yang turned around, slumped on the sofa, picked up the cigarette on the coffee table casually, and lit it in his mouth.

That's right, Hu Yang has now successfully mastered this future transformation system.

Future retrofit systems, as the name suggests, can change the systems of the future. According to the owner's needs, it will provide accurate information in the future as well as changes to the owner.

Hu Yang had dark circles under his eyes, his eyeballs were bloodshot, and said, "Hey, break the system, make me so miserable." ”

"Hello host, you will fall asleep with three seconds, please note...... The owner is asleep and the system is dormant......"

"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"

The cigarette was still in his hand, and after a few seconds, Hu Yang fell asleep. With his head tilted, his nostrils up to the sky, his mouth open, drooling, and snoring, Hu Yang made no secret of his exaggerated sleeping posture.

"Bell bell bell ......"

The mobile phone rang suddenly, Hu Yang was so frightened that he threw away the cigarette, wiped off his saliva with a "hula", hurriedly took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and said, "Hey......"

"Breakfast was on the table, remember to eat it. I put all the fruits in the refrigerator at home. Also, the snacks are gone, so I'll buy some in the evening and bring them back. That's all, I'm going to be busy. The words on the phone were cold, without the slightest emotion.

"Okay, thank you, wife."

The other party was stunned for a moment, Hu Yang had never said such things before, what happened today!

"You...... You okay? ”

"Alright, you're busy. I'm hanging, wife. ”

Hu Yang has never had a relaxed smile, and the system actually stimulated his original character that he was suppressing because of the death of his parents. With a big yawn, Hu Yang scratched his long unkempt hair and walked to the bathroom.

"I used to blame me for being too a bastard and not knowing how to cherish it, which is why my wife is so cold to me. Now that the future transformation system is in hand, change starts now! ”

Looking at himself in the mirror, Hu Yang couldn't help but narcissist, "I didn't expect Hu Ye and I to be so powerful and domineering, and Yushu is in the wind." ”

Smiling slightly, Hu Yang took out the half of the cigarette he had picked up earlier, and then picked up the toothbrush and towel and began to wash.

After a while, Hu Yang washed up and came to the table. Two eggs, a glass of milk. After gobbling it up, he pushed his battery car and went out.

Hu Yang's house is located in the west of the village, a two-story small western-style building, which is one of the best in the village. However, the money to build the house was not earned by Hu Yang, but by his wife's hard work every day.

"Sudden ......"

The small battery car was driving on the uneven dirt slope road in the village, and the villagers who got up early to do farm work in the fields came back with hoes. ”

When the other party saw that it was Hu Yang, he was stunned for a moment, didn't this kid get up every afternoon, why is it so early today. Strange to strange, the other party still shrugged his shoulders, shook his hoe twice, and left a "hum".

"Hey, I said uncle, what do you mean?" Hu Yang stopped the small battery car.

"It's not that I said that you Yangzi, there is more grass in your field than crops, and you don't go to see it. Every day, I know that I am idle, riding around blindly on a battery car, and the people in the village say that you know no! ”

Hu Yang waved his hand, with a smile on his face, and handed the other party a cigarette, and said, "Little thing, I'll go to see it another day, and I made an appointment to play cards today." Gone, uncle. ”

The man was slightly stunned, Hu Yang used to see people with a stiff face, as if others owed him five million. Why is he so good at talking today, and he still takes the initiative to smoke others when he picks the door? While surprised, the man's eyes were still full of disgust, and he said: "No matter how much you change, you are still scum who don't do your job!" ”

"Who, which scum?" A villager who had returned greeted him and asked.

"Who else could it be, Hu Yangbei! You said that he has been married for a year, and every day at home he is either playing cards or fishing, and I haven't seen him do a day of serious work! It's really hard for his daughter-in-law, who gets up early and goes to work every day for him! But today, when you do good, you actually gave me a cigarette. ”

"You can be careful, maybe it's a fake cigarette. That kid is nervous today, and Ming'er is probably going to trouble you! ”

Hu Yang's sudden change made the villagers puzzled, but Hu Yang's glorious deeds were so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that they were widely spread not only in the village, but even in the next few villages.

Riding a small battery car, Hu Yang was holding a cigarette and looking like a hanger.

Even the old men and old ladies who were sitting under the big tree to enjoy the shade, when they saw Hu Yang, they all stretched out their dry fingers and pointed at Hu Yang and scolded: "You are a turtle grandson, you know how idle you are every day." Sooner or later, it's going to be over! If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. ”

Hu Yang changed his normal smile, it turned out that someone once cared about how happy he was. He stopped, handed cigarettes to the old people, and then continued to ride his small battery bike bumpy down the path.

"Hey, hey, morning!"

Some villagers who had just walked out of the door with bowls saw Hu Yang take the initiative to say hello, but they still looked disgusted, and immediately turned around and went back to the house. and also pulled his son and shouted: "In the future, you must have a chance, you can't be like Hu Yang, idle all day long!" Lost the face of our village! ”

"I don't want to be embarrassed like Hu Yang!" Even a four- or five-year-old doll knows.

Along the path, rushing from the west end of the village to the east end of the village, Hu Yang stared at the scorching sun, his brows furrowed.

"It's hot, I'm a good girl!"

Sweat flowed like a waterfall on Hu Yang's back, flowing smoothly. Hu Yang hurriedly hid in the shade of a tree, took out the mineral water in the car stall and drank a few sips.

"Hey, Hu Yang, this tree belongs to my family, you hurry up. Otherwise, you'll be stunned! ”

The one who came over was the son of the village chief, Li Daniu, this guy is a tiger, tall and big. The momentum was menacing, and he stepped forward to drive Hu Yang away. For a. Door. Heart. Li Daniu, who thought about work and shouted "labor is the most glorious", said that Hu Yang's appearance was a thorn in his eye.

"I said big cow, I didn't have a holiday with you, right?" Hu Yang took out a cigarette and handed it to Li Daniu. If it was placed in the past, Hu Yang was afraid of his big body, so he didn't talk to him.

The horizontal flesh on the other party's face trembled, and he glared at Hu Yang. Then with a wave of his hand, he knocked out the cigarettes that Hu Yang kindly handed over, and shouted loudly: "Don't smoke, I didn't have a holiday with you, but I just see that you are delicious and lazy!" I wondered, what kind of ecstasy soup did you kid use to marry such a beautiful and capable daughter-in-law! ”

Hu Yang put away his palm, glanced at the cigarette on the ground, frowned, and said, "I can marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, it's my ability, it's in your way?" Don't pull down! Who is rare! ”

"You!"

Starting the battery car, Hu Yang's tires crushed the cigarette.

"Phew! Shameless guy! Li Daniu spat on the cigarette, "What the hell, relying on his wife to come out to play prestige, embarrassing." ”

Along the way, Hu Yang was not less looked down upon by the villagers. In their eyes, Hu Yang is a typical eater of soft rice, idle, and not doing his job. Hu Yang himself admitted that he was indeed a little white face who came to Yilai to reach out for food to open his mouth, sit and eat and wait for death.

"Tell me, the son of the old Li family didn't go to junior high school, and now he is moving bricks in the city for five or six thousand yuan a month! It's like Hu Yang, it's not a fart after graduating from college! ”

"Still! How can Hu Yang be worthy of his dead father! I guess he doesn't have the face to go! ”

"Isn't this a loss for marrying a good daughter-in-law! Otherwise, Hu Yang, this little white face, would have to starve to death! ”

……

But now, Hu Yang, as the master of the future transformation system, wants to change all this!

Finally came to the place agreed yesterday under the big sun, Hu Yang parked the battery car in the courtyard of his home, and as soon as he pushed open the door of the hall, several young people who were about the same age as him shouted inside: "Hey, why are you so late?" Helping my wife get food? Ready? ”

In their eyes, the unkempt and unkempt Hu Yang can only have time to come out if he serves his wife like Lafayette every day.

Hu Yang ignored their stupid ridicule, frowned and glanced at the four people in the room, he recognized the two tigers with the head and the bald man who lost the money to him yesterday, and the other two faces.

"Hey, what's it today? You're two face-to-face! Hu Yang handed over the cigarette, and each of the four took it.

Erhu looked at Hu Yang, who was smoking cigarettes for the first time, and was stunned for a moment, before standing up and introducing: "Brother Yang, this is the helper found by the bald man, Huang Mao and the thin man, they are very good at playing cards!" ”

This bald man played cards with Hu Yang yesterday and won more than a dozen in a row, Hu Yang lost so much that he even took off his clothes, and he still owed the bald man 500 yuan. As a result, the bald man thought about it together, remembering that Hu Yang's wife was a well-known beautiful girl, so he forced Hu Yang to press his wife on the table, but on that plate, Hu Yang was lucky and made a big comeback. After five in a row, the bald man lost again and again, and when he finally left, he reluctantly looked at his three hundred yuan.

Today he brought two brothers who are good at poker skills, just to win back the 500 yuan, and by the way, see if he can get Hu Yang's woman!

"I have long heard that Brother Yang is handsome and white, and when I saw it today, it really deserved his reputation!" There was an evil smile on the corner of Huang Mao's mouth.

Obviously, they look down on Hu Yang and say that Hu Yang is white, which is nothing more than saying that Hu Yang is a little white face, a pus-filled soft egg who relies on women to eat.

Hu Yang changed his previous coldness, narrowed his eyes, slowly lit a cigarette, and replied: "Look at how you look, you know that you don't spit out ivory from your mouth." Don't shout, hurry, a few handfuls. ”

The yellow hair glared at Hu Yang and shouted, "Grass! Hu Yang, what do you mean! ”

"Alright, we're here to play cards today. I can tell you Hu Yang, they are invincible in several surrounding villages, even if you are lucky today, it is useless, wait and see! "In the eyes of the bald man, Hu Yang's poker skills can be said to be scum, and he can lose yesterday with four kings and six twos.

The bald man stopped him, and then the three of them looked at each other and laughed knowingly.

"Ding, found that the master's card skills are too poor, and is being modified...... Revision complete! ”

Hu Yang grabbed the playing cards, raised his eyebrows, and laughed.

, what is this stupid fork Hu Yang laughing at, what kind of capital laughs at the mess of card skills.

At this time, on the table of the Eight Immortals, Hu Yang, Erhu, Huang Mao, and Thin Man looked at each other, and finally decided: "Fight the landlord, count the cards, one dollar, and the landlord loses three times." ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The two decks of playing cards are cleaned by each person, and finally eight playing cards are separated, and the landlord cards are picked out and the cards are started.

"Hey, Brother Yang, I heard that my sister-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy, is it cool at home every day? Look at your face is white like this, isn't it empty! Do you want a few brothers to help out at night? Hahaha......"

Hu Yang frowned, smacked his cigarette mouth, and said, "Your sister-in-law is not blind, unless you go to Thailand to fix it and become as handsome as a man like me!" Otherwise, you don't know how to die! ”

Hu Yang smiled, revealing two rows of yellowish teeth, and he bit the cigarette butt in his mouth, and several people felt uncomfortable no matter how they looked at it. Especially Hu Yang's eyes, like poisonous scorpions, made the three of them shiver.

"Hey, that's true." Huang Mao shrank his head and looked at Hu Yang's eyes, he seemed to be in an ice cellar in the hot summer.

Even Erhu, who was most familiar with Hu Yang, was shocked by his completely different style of doing things today.

What's wrong with Hu Yang, he hasn't seen him for one night, why has he changed so much?

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