Chapter 63: Laughing
Everyone in the Red Sakura team fell silent. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although this is the reality of this area, when all this is actually unfolded in front of everyone, the feeling of heaviness does make people feel an invisible pressure that cannot breathe.
"Now, you say, if... I mean, if... Whether it's the Central Zone or the Australian Zone, they've all been captured by the Moonmen, will we become ......like this?"
Serena suddenly thought of something, but by the end, her voice became quieter and quieter, and then faded into the team channel.
No one answered her questions.
After a long time, Yale said softly: "If I want to die, I will also die on the battlefield, and I will drag the moonman to death before I die." ”
"Me too!" Becky's voice was a little firmer.
The team channel fell silent again, so quiet that you could hear everyone breathing.
"Ahem, that." A voice broke the dead silence in the channel.
Jiang Feiyi coughed twice and pretended to say: "Anyway, there is a child who has very large pores, and his mother heard that bathing with sesame seeds can cure it, so she bought a lot of sesame seeds and poured them into the bathtub for her son to bathe. Later, he became a strawberry. Hahaha!! ”
“……”
Silence even quieter than before.
"Hahahahaha...... Hey? Why aren't you laughing? Jiang Feiyi asked suspiciously.
In order to better integrate into the energetic group of the Red Sakura team, Vice Captain Jiang Feiyi has made full preparations.
Moreover, he is also very confident in the joke he has been preparing for a long time, "Now is the perfect opportunity to use this joke!" He thought to himself.
After a brief silence, the next moment, a burst of strong laughter erupted in the team channel.
"Hahaha! Deputy Jiang, you still don't tell jokes in the future, hahaha do you want to laugh at me to death! ”
The crowd, who had been suppressed by the refugee tide and already seemed to be out of breath, all burst into laughter after hearing Jiang Feiyi's joke.
"Hahaha, I rely on it, my Feiyi Vice Captain also has such a cute side!"
"Hahaha, it's really funny! Vice Captain, the way you tell jokes is really funny! ”
However, it seems that Vice Captain Jiang Feiyi's way of telling jokes is more funny, rather than this joke that he has carefully selected.
Mavis was lying on the counter at this point, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up at all, and she even felt a little urine coming out from under her.
"Hehe, don't beg me to tell you jokes in the future."
Jiang Feiyi sneered and directly closed the team channel.
As a result, after turning off the team channel, he couldn't help but laugh in the cockpit. He is usually serious and reticent, but it is rare for him to tell a joke to cause such a sensational effect, which he never expected.
"Haha!! Don't, don't, Deputy Jiang, we don't mean to laugh at you, it's just, hahaha!! The contrast is so great that I can't react for a while! ”
"Yes, yes, it's not cold at all, it's super funny!"
"This is what we look like as the vice captain of the Red Sakura team, I said that in the future, we will let the vice team tell a joke every day, what do you think?"
"Good! I'm for it! ”
Seeing that Jiang Feiyi seemed to be really awkward, everyone in the Red Sakura team persuaded their vice-captain, hoping that he could go further on the road to becoming a funny artist.
"Jiang Feiyi, if you don't tell a joke every day, I'll shake out that thing about you!"
Mavis, who was gradually returning to normal, forced her smile and threatened in the channel.
"Hey, it looks like there's big news! Big sister, you say it! You said it, I'll tell you two jokes a day! The guarantee is a hundred times funnier than the vice! ”
Cecil seemed to be a gossip, and when he heard his eldest sister say this, the gossip soul in his heart couldn't help but burn.
"Get out of the way, who's going to listen to your broken gong and voice tell jokes? Xiao Feiyi, have you thought about it? Last night, you were with ......."
"Good, good! One a day, I said it's not okay?! ”
When Mavis was about to reveal what happened last night to everyone, Jiang Feiyi opened the team channel and stopped her in time.
"Tsk, it's too late to answer, you can tell my sister one now!"
Mavis said with a teasing tone.
"It's gone, it's gone! I don't have any jokes anymore! I'll check it out when I get back to base, okay? ”
Hearing Mavis's special request, Jiang Feiyi suddenly felt that one head had become two big, "Eldest sister, don't be too aggressive......"
"Oh, then I think these little bunnies should be happy to hear your gossip."
Mavis grinned, "I'll tell you, your Deputy Captain Jiang is him!" ...... last night"
"I said, I said okay......"
In the face of Mavis's rogue behavior, Jiang Feiyi could only disarm and surrender.
At this time, a female member of the Red Sakura team listened to their conversation, her face was red, and her heart was beating, for fear that Mavis would shake the gossip out in the next moment.
"Ahem." Jiang Feiyi coughed twice again. He was about to start telling another bad joke he had carefully prepared, but several of his teammates couldn't stop laughing just by hearing his cough.
"Hey, I'm sorry, vice-team, it's just that the contrast with you is too big, I really can't help it! Hahahaha!! ”
Yale was one of the few people who laughed the most exaggeratedly.
"Hold it all down!"
Mavis roared angrily in the channel, and then said to Jiang Feiyi in a peaceful tone: "Xiao Feiyi, you continue, you continue~"
"That, in other words, the five-year-old sister and the four-year-old brother took a bath together, and the sister saw the younger brother's little brother, so she wanted to play, and the younger brother said angrily: You played with your own, and you want to play with mine again, no way!"
“……”
Awkward silence.
"Hahahahaha...... Hey? Why aren't you laughing? Jiang Feiyi asked again suspiciously.
"Eldest sister, are you sure this is Deputy Jiang himself?"
"Well, I think he shouldn't be himself, this person should be a spy of the moon people who infiltrated our army!"
“……”
was interrupted by Jiang Feiyi like this, and the atmosphere of the entire Red Sakura team became relaxed again. The heavy scene just now was also forgotten by everyone, and the team was full of laughter.
…
At this time, on the top of a mountain far away from the path of the Red Sakura team, there were two men in white-robed research uniforms.
One of them was holding a telescope and looking at the direction the Red Sakura team was heading, while the other was crouching on the ground, typing something on his laptop.
The researcher-like man standing lowered his binoculars.
"You're all set, aren't you?"
"All 70 TBN-MK0s are ready and arrive at the designated location, and the mechs are all in good condition.
But section chief, this Red Sakura team is the ace mecha team of the Earth Army. The Captain Scarlet Witch is the best of those who control potential energy, and I'm afraid we may have to fight this time. ”
The man known as the section chief said lightly: "Don't worry, I specially applied to Lieutenant General Qin Rong to call Colonel Wesley over to assist in this operation."
The success rate of our experiment can reach 80 percent. ”
"That Wesley, who is said to have reached the level of mind? Then this time it should be nine out of ten. ”
"Don't be careless. It's up to you to control the overall situation, and when the target enters the encirclement, start the experiment. ”
With that, the man turned around and prepared to leave, "I'm going to take a closer look at this experiment." ”
"Okay, section chief, you also pay attention to safety."
The man waved his hand nonchalantly.
"As long as this experiment can be successful, it doesn't matter if you die."
The man left the top of the mountain and walked down an easy mountain path step by step.
As he walked down the mountain, behind the man, two rows of dim purple light gradually rose from the dense woods on both sides of the mountain road.
"The main theme of war is about to be rewritten."
The man in the white-robed research suit smiled confidently.