"It's for me, you can't be fooling me, are you?" The little widow asked half-incredulously. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I put a hundred dollars into the little widow's hand and said, "I am a sincere man and never play tricks." I should be paid for delaying your time. ”

The little widow looked at me and murmured, "The people in the village say that there are many people in the city, and you must be on guard, otherwise you will be deceived." ”

I smiled and asked, "Do you see that I have a lot of eyes?" ”

The little widow looked at me and said, "I don't know, because I don't know you." ”

"You'll get to know me slowly, but now you should trust me. You see, I've given you all the money, and that's a real hundred dollars. ”

The little widow held up a hundred yuan, shone it in the sun, and asked suspiciously, "Uncle, this money can't be fake, right?" ”

I couldn't laugh or cry, shook my head and said, "Hey, I'll accompany you to the village commissary, there is a money detector, you can check it to know if it's true or not." ”

When the little widow heard me say this, she put the money in her pocket with confidence, and she smiled apologetically, and said, "Uncle, you have given me a hundred dollars at once, and I feel like a dream." ”

I listened to the little widow calling me one by one, and I was a little displeased, and I wrenched my face and asked, "Hey, you call me uncle, do I look old?" ”

The little widow looked at me and asked, "Uncle, you don't look old at all, you are only in your thirties." ”

I'm speechless.

I was only twenty years old, but the little widow saw me as if I was in my thirties.

The little widow didn't know that she had seen the wrong person, and asked happily, "Uncle, are you forty?" ”

I huffed and said, "I'm in my early fifties." ”

"Ahh The little widow cried out in astonishment, and said, "You are too young to look like you are fifty years old." ”

I frowned and said coldly, "Let's go, let's go to that stone and sit and talk." ”

The little widow followed me to the big rock.

I sat down, patted the stone, and said, "You can sit too." ”

The little widow said, "I'll just stand." ”

I asked displeasedly, "You... Why don't you sit? ”

The little widow looked around and muttered, "I... I'm afraid you'......"

I was taken aback and asked suspiciously, "I... Am I like a bad person? ”

The little widow lowered her head and said, "You will give me a hundred yuan at once, you don't just want to talk to me, do you?" ”

I understood that the little widow had misunderstood me and thought that I had given her a hundred dollars to "sleep" her.

I sighed. It seems that Luo Quanleg said that the little widow and the big cigarette gun have a leg, which is true, perhaps, every time the big cigarette gun sleeps with the little widow, he will give her a sum of money.

I patted the stone and emphatically said, "Hey, I'll say it again, I just wanted to talk to you, nothing else." ”

The little widow still didn't believe it, she said embarrassedly: "Uncle, I'm not familiar with you, and I don't want to be with you." ”

I said angrily, "You don't want to be with me that, and I don't want to be with you that." I've come to you today just to ask you about something. ”

"What's the matter?" The little widow asked, still standing.

"I want to ask: Do you know where the big smoking gun is?" I simply asked straight to the point.

The little widow blushed and asked, "Why are you asking me this?" ”

I said politely: "I heard from the people in the village, you are familiar with the big smoking gun, right?" ”

The little widow lowered her head, fiddled with the corners of her clothes with her hands, and said, "I... I'm not familiar with smoking guns. ”

"Hey, I've been in the village for a few days, and I'm familiar with the situation in the village. I know that you don't have a general relationship with the big smoking gun. I'll just open the window and say something, I don't care about your relationship with the big smoking gun, I only care about where the big smoking gun goes. ”

"You... Why are you asking about this? The little widow asked, confused.

I stared at the little widow and replied, "I suspect the big smoking gun is dead!" ”

"Ahh The little widow staggered in fright, her face suddenly turned pale, and she asked in a panic, "You... Are you a police officer? ”

I shook my head and said, "I'm a painter, but I'm also an amateur detective, you know?" ”

The little widow shook her head, indicating that she did not understand.

I explained, "It's about helping people find out about things." ”

The little widow nodded understandingly.

"Excuse me: When was the last time you saw the Smoking Gun?"

The little widow thought for a moment and replied, "The night seven days ago." ”

As soon as Little Widow said "night", I thought: Maybe I slept with Little Widow on the last night when the big smoking gun disappeared.

Luo Quanleg said that he saw the big smoking gun for the last time seven days ago, and the little widow also said that he saw the big smoking gun for the last time on the night of seven days ago, and the two people's statements are highly consistent, indicating that the big smoking gun was indeed "missing" seven days ago.

"Are you sure?" I asked.

The little widow tilted her head again and thought for a moment, and replied, "I'm sure it was the night seven days ago when I saw the last of the big smoking guns." ”

"Tell me about the big smoking gun that night."

The little widow muttered, "That night, when I returned to the village after I had finished my work in the fields, I came across a large smoking gun at the entrance of the village. ”

"At that entrance to the village?" I asked.

"Just... Right in front of Big Smoker's house. The little widow replied hesitantly.

I asked aggressively, "Did you talk to the big smoking gun?" Did you get into the big smoker's house? Did you sleep at the Big Smoker house that night? ”

The little widow's face turned red, and she muttered, "No, I didn't talk to the big smoker, I didn't go to his house, and I didn't sleep with him." ”

If the little widow had an affair with the big smoking gun, then how could the big smoking gun not speak, not let her go to the house, and not sleep with the little widow?

No matter how you think about it, it's a little illogical.

I looked at the little widow and thought: maybe she's lying.

"You've been having a falling out with the big smoker lately?"

The little widow shook her head.

I asked bluntly, "Since you didn't have a problem with the big smoking gun, why didn't you talk when you met him?" Why didn't the big smoker invite you to his house? ”

The little widow hesitated for a moment, and then said, "That evening, I saw the big smoking gun, but he didn't see me. ”

I sneered and said, "Even if you see him and he doesn't see you, then why didn't you shout the smoking gun?" ”

The little widow bowed her head and said nothing.

I speculate that the reason why the little widow is reluctant to say more must be something unspeakable. So, I encouraged, "You say, just say, I'll keep it a secret for you." ”

When the little widow heard that I would keep it a secret, she asked leisurely, "Uncle, do you really keep it a secret for me?" ”

"Of course." I say for sure.

When I saw that the little widow still did not believe me, she cursed, "If I tell anyone what you have said, I will be choked to death if I eat; I was hit by a car and killed ......"

When the little widow saw that I had cursed, she interrupted me: "Well, I say, I will tell you everything." ”