Chapter 39: Jump Up
Qin Wan'er had just walked over, and before she could understand the reason for the matter, she couldn't help but be stunned when she heard Xiao Wu ask her. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Wan'er!" Xiao Wu kindly took Qin Wan'er's hand and said, "Do you want to watch the show?" ”
Qin Wan'er was pulled by Xiao Wu's hand, her pretty face suddenly turned red, and her heart suddenly became sweet, and she didn't know what Xiao Wu meant, so she just nodded subconsciously.
Xiao Wu nodded, turned to the left, stretched out his hand to grab the void, and said in a low voice: "First seven? ”
Everyone can't see it, Xiao Wu may see it, on his left hand side, at this time, there is a male ghost squatting there to watch the excitement, and Xiao Wu reached out and grabbed him.
The male ghost was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this might be the Heavenly Master, and quickly nodded like pounding garlic: "The Heavenly Master is above, boy, I am only the first seven souls, passing by here to see the excitement, and I will go to Yin Si to report in a while." ”
Xiao Wu didn't look at him, just smiled lightly, shook his wrist, and gave this group of boys the feeling that they were warming up, "You do me a favor in a while, I'll let you go, otherwise... Hey, hey, hey. ”
"Okay, okay, okay!" The male ghost immediately nodded, "Heavenly Master, you command." ”
Xiao Wu sneered for a while and said, "You give me his body." ”
The male ghost looked at the big back that was still scolding, nodded and said, "But the Heavenly Master's yang energy is too strong, I can't go up." ”
When Xiao Wu heard this, he blew on his neck, muttered a few more words, and said, "Now you go." After speaking, he waved his hand loudly, "Brothers and sisters, let's take a look!" ”
The male ghost got up flutteringly, and with a brush, he attached himself to the body of the big back.
This big back was scolding before, but he suddenly shuddered and smiled at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu saw that this was done, and hurriedly shouted: "Heaven and earth are infinite and the universe is borrowed from the law, and the invincible hypnotic jumping technique of opening the world is open!" Music on! Jump up! ”
As soon as Xiao Wu's words fell, he listened to this big back, jumping? Okay, let's do what, twist your ass and move, it's called a wave.
"What's going on?" Qin Wan'er asked in a low voice, "Is he mentally ill?" ”
Xiao Wu smiled, "Just look at it." Waiter, bring me some music. ”
This top club is different, as soon as Xiao Wu's voice fell, the music immediately sounded.
This male ghost should have been a prodigal before he was alive, otherwise he couldn't die here, and he didn't go home to see the first seven, but ran here to wander around, and he didn't pay attention to it at first glance.
"You!" The big back shouted, "It's you!" Come and dance with me! ”
"your grandma!" The man walked over when he saw the big back twisting his buttocks, biting his lip and reaching out to hold his hand, like a pervert, he hurriedly scolded and dodged.
When he looked at his back, he really didn't give face, twisted his waist and pulled a male waiter, hugged him and twisted it.
The waiter's expression was the same as eating poop, but the big back was a child of a rich family, and the waiter didn't dare to say anything, so he could only cry and jump with him.
The onlookers looked at it, all of them were high, how could they have a good scolding fight, and they danced while talking, and they really danced without saying a word.
Xiao Wu didn't expect this male ghost attached to the big back to be so enchanting, he originally just wanted him to jump a few times and pretend to be neurotic, who would have thought that he would dance on the show, and he was stunned for a while.
"Gu... Customers!" The waiter was sweating profusely and opened his mouth to say, "Is it okay?" ”
The waiter of this top club, that is to have good looks, to have a figure, big back to look at it, the heart said that this little fresh meat is good, quickly stretched his head over, sucked in his ear, and then stretched out his tongue and licked his lips.
"Wow~"
When the onlookers arrived here, they were completely high, and in the ninth year, the two men's dancing was basically on the dark side, and no one dared to take it on the stage, so if you wanted to see it, you could only go to the underground club, unlike now when people are so open-minded, this crowd looked at it, good wow, this is going to be staged here The men's live spring palace ah, they immediately became excited and began to applaud.
When he heard this, he was even more excited, he was good at this when he was alive, but he could only sneak around, and now it's okay, he is attached to someone else's body, it is really unscrupulous, and he immediately reached out and pinched the waiter's buttocks.
The waiter almost cried, he had never been despised by a man when he was so big, and his face suddenly turned red.
By this time, the scene is no longer under Xiao Wu's control, this group of sons and brothers are all masters who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and the ordinary fun can no longer arouse their interest, who would have thought that today they could see the sons and daughters of the Chen family in the east of the city dancing in public, and openly flirting with waiters, screaming excitedly for a while, many people took out their mobile phones and began to record videos.
The big back head doesn't care about this, I'm dead in my heart, you have to make me feel good enough, at the moment, his eyes are like silk, he stroked the waiter's earlobe, and exhaled like a land: "Am I beautiful?" ”
"Beautiful!" Before the waiter could answer, the group of boys shouted, "Beauty! It's beautiful! ”
The waiter was completely paralyzed at this time, he didn't know what to say, his mouth was open, he was ashamed, and he lay on the ground at once.
"It's boring!" The big back glanced at him and spat, "It's really a soft egg, or it's not a gentleman!" ”
The waiter was about to cry, "Gu... Customer, I'm not a gentleman, I'm not a gentleman. ”
When the big back heard it, he ignored him anymore, looked around, and saw that there were handsome guys and beauties all around, and said in my heart that I could only dance secretly when I was alive, how could I have been appreciated by so many people together, and for a while the dancing was big and I twisted it alone.
The big back stepped on the dance steps, sometimes ballet, sometimes glamorous, sometimes turned to Indian dance, for a time the audience was dazzled, and the eyes were all small waists with big backs twisted wildly, and suddenly burst into bursts of applause.
"Oh my God!" Qin Wan'er covered her mouth and said in disbelief: "I didn't expect him to dance so well!" ”
Xiao Wu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Everyone has an unknown side, who knows that this second ancestor still has this skill, you see this waist twisted, it's too profligate." ”
After the dance, the big back took off his pants suddenly, threw them into the sky with all his might, and said charmingly: "Am I beautiful!" ”
"Beautiful!" A group of boys laughed and clapped their hands.
The scene almost spiraled out of control.
Xiao Wu saw that it was almost over, and the male ghost had finished jumping, so he nodded to him.
The male ghost finished his enjoyment, and he didn't delay, and he floated to Xiao Wu's side to stand still.
"Enjoyable?" Xiao Wu asked.
"It's fun! Grandma's cool! The male ghost said unsatisfactorily: "I have never been so cool in my life!" ”
"That's it!" Xiao Wu said softly: "It's good that there are no regrets, go ahead, go to Yin Si to report." ”
The male ghost agreed, his figure faded, and he disappeared in a flash.
As for the other end, the big back felt that it was dark in front of him, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that almost everyone had gathered around and applauded him from the bottom of his heart.
The big back was stunned when he listened to this thunderous applause, what happened to his heart, why are so many people, why do you want to applaud, did you think everyone was right when I scolded this thing just now?
The big back was wondering, and suddenly someone behind him patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Jianmin, I didn't expect you to dance so well." ”
"Dancing?" The big back head now seemed to have been subjected to a continuous bewilderment spell, pointing at himself and saying, "Me? ”
The man smiled and said, "Here's something for you." With that, he stretched his hand forward and handed over the pants with a big back.
"It's not me..."The big back looked at it, isn't this my pants, how did it get into your hands, and when I looked down, I saw that I was naked and the bottom half of my body, and the light yellow SpongeBob SquarePants were presented in front of everyone at 360 degrees.
"it!" The big back grabbed his pants and said in a panic: "What happened to the mother!" ”
"It's up to you to ask your inner little beast." Xiao Wu smiled, "I didn't expect you to be so wild, Brother Jianmin, I really admire it!" Admire! ”
The plot behind it, that's called exciting, before the big back head could come to his senses, he saw a man in a suit come over and whispered a few words to the big back.
When Da Beitou heard this, he was furious and shouted, "Thin your male waiter? Are you sick, do you know who I am, and put a pot of on my head? ”
The man in the suit also looked helpless, and said in his heart that this basin was not deducted by me, it was on your own head, and the public looked at it with forty or fifty pairs of eyes, why did you start to cheat, and immediately pulled your face and dragged the big back away.
can open such a big top club in the city center, if the boss behind it has no background, it would be strange, looking at the dead look of the big back, it is estimated that he will have to suffer a little.
"Oh maa!" Xiao Wu glanced at Qin Wan'er and said, "This time it's not in vain, this drama is worth watching!" ”