Chapter 11, buttock lift, anal retraction

"Squeak...... Quack, squeak, squeak...... Ga ,......"

The big ceiling fan above his head swayed and rotated, and Hu Yang switched from sitting on pins and needles to leisurely, which was staggeringly fast. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Huang Xiaomin looked at Hu Yang, who was already labeled with labels such as "little white face", "idle" and "hooligan", and couldn't help but glance at him. He didn't even understand "very famous" before, he must have been pretending in front of Liu Jianguo.

"Ablindcatmeetsadeadrat, how do we compare?"

"What are these words, it's a mule or a horse that comes out and slips away. Ladies are preferred. ”

As soon as Hu Yang's words came out, it caused ambiguity, whether he admitted that he instigated Huang Xiaomin to come first, or was it ......

"Besides, you're still younger than me, so you can ask the question first." Hu Yang crossed Erlang's legs and said leisurely.

Huang Xiaomin frowned, this Hu Yang was a little strange. Although he is hanging, it is completely different from the rumored taciturn, with a dead face every day. Standing up slowly, Huang Xiaomin thought and thought again with his head that had just passed English level 4, and said: "Okay, Toreallyunderstandamanwemustjudgehiminmisfortune, do you think this sentence is correct?" ”

Huang Xiaomin did not ask Hu Yang directly what this meant, but asked him whether he was wrong or not, and asked his attitude.

"This sentence is not true."

Nonsense, except for right or wrong, Hu Yang, you just keep pretending! Huang Xiaomin's eyes were full of disgust, but Liu Jianguo smiled slightly, sitting on the side and looking at Hu Yang. The little ones who came to make up the class, although they didn't understand what the teacher was talking about, but there was a lot of fun, and they were all curious to come up and watch.

"Hu Yang won't, hahaha, he won't. You look at Hu Yang, it's like I can't figure out the multiplication formula. An old man shouted.

Hu Yang frowned, got up and began to pace, looking like he was pretending to be thoughtful.

This little girl is amazing! The exit is the famous aphorism. Hu Yang touched his chin and began to organize the language.

"If not, it's okay, I'll change it to a simple one. It doesn't need to be that difficult for schools to accept substitute teachers. Huang Xiaomin cleared his throat and spoke.

Hu Yang raised his eyebrows, then sat down on the chair, cleared his throat, and said: "576millionpixelsinpeople'seyes,afterall,looknottounderstandtheheartsofmen"

The thick foreign accent was too fast, not only did Liu Jianguo not hear it clearly, but even Huang Xiaomin was stunned for a moment. What is he talking about?

"What you say ......"

The human eye has 576 million pixels, after all, it still can't understand the human heart. What is right and wrong, what suffering is not suffering, it can only be said that no matter how you look at it, you can't see it clearly. Hu Yang slowed down, although he was now proficient in English, he still couldn't help but speak Chinese. Who made people so patriotic, ha.

Huang Xiaomin stared at Hu Yang, not knowing how to refute for a while. His English was so good that he not only understood his own words, but also refuted them.

"Is this question complete, then here I am. Pay attention to ......" Hu Yang spread his hands and slowed down his speech, "GazingAtMountTai,O,peakofpeaks,howhighitstands!" Oneboundlessgreeno'erspreadstwostates.Amarveldonebynature'shands,O'erlightangshadeitdominates.Cloudsrisetherefromandlavemybreast; Istrainmyeyesandseebirdsfleet.Imustascendthemountain'screst; Itdwarfsallpeaksundermyfeet.”

Huang Xiaomin's face changed suddenly, and he quickly sat down and took out a pen and paper to record the key words he heard. I have to admit that Huang Xiaomin's English is indeed very good, Hu Yang said while she wrote, and when Hu Yang finished the last word, Huang Xiaomin also stopped writing.

She looked at Hu Yang and said, "You are a poem?" Staring at Tarzan, looking at the highest peak, see how tall it ......"

"Stop!" Hu Yang laughed, this smile mixed with pride, mixed with the joy of victory.

Huang Xiaomin bit her thin lip and stopped, lowered her head and looked at the important words she had written down on the paper, yes, she should have translated it correctly!

Hu Yang came up and stretched out his head to take a look, "I have to admit that you are very powerful." However, I said that sister, everything, you have to have a bit of a big picture. ”

After speaking, Huang Xiaomin looked in the direction pointed by Hu Yang, and Du Fu's "Wangyue" was hanging on the wall. Huang Xiaomin suddenly realized and muttered, "I lost." ”

Seeing Huang Xiaomin's lost appearance, Hu Yang hunched over on the table, picked up the paper she had recorded before, and said with a smile: "In the future, let's learn more about our profound Chinese culture." I find it useful. ”

"Report to the master, you can pretend as much as you want, because in a few seconds they will stop you."

Hu Yang stood up heroically, and the sunlight outside the door shone on his angular face, which was extremely confident. Liu Jianguo saw it in his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief, that Yangzi, who was once lively and smart, is back.

It's a bit exciting to think about!

"Haha, how is Dai Zongfu, Qi Lu Qingwei is not over...... It will be the top of the mountain, and you can see the mountains at a glance! Hu Yang laughed and walked out of the office heroically.

Li Jianguo and Huang Xiaomin saw it in their eyes and shouted in unison: "Wait." ”

Hu Yang didn't want to leave, he just wanted to improve his qualifications. The foot that had just stepped out was thin again, and he looked at the two of them as if he was telling me to do something.

"That...... Well, can you stay and substitute teach? And can you give me some advice, I want to ask you a question for the sixth level. Huang Xiaomin lowered his head and folded his hands together, a little embarrassed.

Hu Yang's eyes glanced at Liu Jianguo, and after the other party nodded happily, he was just about to speak, when the system in his head shouted as if it was about to explode.

"Report to the master! Report to the master! Yellow hair appears! It was he who smashed the hostess's car! It has been confirmed that Huang Mao is Huang Xiaomin's elder brother. ”

, what is the hostess's car, fortunately, Li Mengshan is his wife, otherwise the elbow of this broken system will turn outward.

"Little sister! I knew you were here, give me three hundred dollars! ”

Huang Mao shouted, stretched out his hand and asked Huang Xiaomin for money. When he glanced at the other people in the office with an impatient look,, why is Hu Yang here!

Lift the buttocks, close the anus, be a thief, and turn your head to leave.

"Hey, you little, smashed the front windshield of my car, and you still want to run! Stop me! ”