"Bang" and "bang" were sounded, and one person on both sides fired a shot, kicking off this weird battle. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's okay, I already know which version you have."

By the time Zorro said this, the two had already fought with real knives and guns - completely "real knives and real guns". The knives in the right hand of the two men collided in various ways, and the left hand tried to point the pistol at the other's body while trying to find a way to knock off the other's arm and prevent his body from appearing in front of the other's gun.

As a result, all kinds of ding-dong knocks and gunshots rang out several times, but there were no injuries.

Both are still in the tentative stage.

For Zorro, Deadpool with a fixed "baby" was much easier to deal with than the "sewn mouth" version. This version of Deadpool is at least no worse than Laser, and he doesn't have an Edman skeleton, which is weaker in both attack and defense. As for Deadpool's two knives, as long as they weren't the Edman alloy bone blades sticking out of his arms through the skin, Zorro's hose would probably be able to block them......

“Oh，sh*t！”

As soon as he thought about it, Zorro's water hose was cut off in half by Deadpool.

"Why, you think my knife came from some hardware store or something?" After glancing at the remaining half of the hose, Deadpool complained about this, and then said in a long and unbeaten voice: "Oh, please~to~"

It was frustrating enough to slash at Deadpool with a hose, and he had to be careful not to run into the other party's knife head-on. Now that he was accidentally discarded by the other party, he was attacked by the other party's mouth cannon, and Zorro was suddenly not good.

It seems that the other party's knife is not ordinary. Otherwise, even if you can cut the water pipe, it will not seem so easy.

"If you have a plumbing pipe near your home that won't be cut off with your knife, be sure to let me know." It is not Zorro's style to be complained about by others and not respond, he immediately fought back, "Then I will use it to tell you that some blood stains are covered in red clothes, no, it!" ”

"I'm sorry, but are you sure you really can't telepathize or anything? Like some old man from X Academy. You seem to know me well, which worries me a little. Deadpool said, "If I told you that I already have a lover, and it's fixed and unique, you won't do anything bad...... Oh，sh*t！ ”

Only then did Deadpool notice that when Zorro said "can't cover it", he had taken the opportunity to go around his back and pull out the other knife on his back and use it.

"This knife is not bad. It's a bit worse than what I used to be. Flicking the back of the knife, Zorro smiled and said, "Why don't you give me the one you have in your hand?" The shape of a single shadow monster is pitiful. ”

Hearing this, Deadpool shouted, "A single shadow? You really have an intention for me! Your hints are too clumsy. Although the half of your face under the mask is one of the more attractive kinds, I'm sorry to tell you that you're late. I already have a regular relationship. But if you don't mind......" At this point, he suddenly felt like he had been slapped in the face. "Ah, Nedeadpool! How can you betray Vanessa because of a guy who met you for the first time, even if it's just an idea! Although, that guy is a little muscular, and a little handsome, and his ass is quite upright......"

Zorro shuddered involuntarily.

"OMG forgot that Deadpool has hidden bisexual attributes!"

No matter what Deadpool said next, Zorro had no intention of speaking again. Such a person is talking, but the other person is silent, and I still feel very helpless.

"Oh, you're not as interesting as you were just now." Deadpool said as he jumped up and slashed 270 degrees.

"yes, yes, I'm not funny at all. I'll admit I'm no match for you when it comes to mouth cannons, so be it. Zorro couldn't wait to take a stand. He didn't even want to be with Deadpool anymore. God knows what will happen if you stay any longer? "How about you just leave? Or I'll go! Also, if you like men, I can introduce you to one. What is it like in X-Men? Or maybe it's New York's good neighbor Little Spider! ”

Originally, Zorro was just expressing his attitude. I didn't expect Deadpool to really think about it.

"Forget the X-Men, it's either ugly or muscular in there. Those who were once handsome are old. As for Spider-Man in New York? Hmm, I heard it was a cute boy paper. But ahem, don't try to seduce me with such a despicable trick! I repeat, I have a stable relationship with my baby and have no idea of changing partners for the time being! ”

Looking at Deadpool's righteous words, Zorro has completely made up his mind and will not answer Deadpool's words anymore.

It's just that he doesn't speak, it doesn't mean that Deadpool will stop there.

"You're a little better than I thought you would. Why don't you record a quote for me to prove your worth so that I can raise the price to my employer? ”

"You're in good shape, how did you get out of it? I've seen those guys who all want their muscles to be like granite, and it's rare to see a relatively soft line like yours. ”

"In fact, I coveted you back when I was a mercenary...... Your bounty is over. It's just that I was still an ordinary person at the time, and I didn't even dare to think about it. And now? Maybe I'll be able to collect your bounty after I've received my employer's commission. I'll tell you, that's a lot of money...... Oh no, it looks like your bounty slip was taken down some time ago? Not sure why, but it's definitely not good news. ”

"By the way, do you really know that little worm? I'm talking about the one in New York. Well, although it was blurted out, the nickname 'little bug' is really good, much better than some spider-man, spider-boy or something. I have a feeling that I will get along well with him. You tell me? ”

“Oh，sh*t！ Am I thinking differently? I don't know. That's what makes me struggle......"

One is talking vigorously, regardless of whether the audience is listening or not. The other is that they don't want to listen but have no choice but want to turn around and run away blindfolded. But even so, the battle between the two did not stop. What should be cut is still chopped, what should be shot is still shot, the left pistol and the right hand knife are much more wonderful than the gunfighting skills of Latvia.

It's a pity that there is no audience, only the corpses of vampires in one place.

After five minutes of fighting, both sides were almost familiar with each other's combat power, and both began to lay their own traps to lure the other into being fooled. Gradually, scars began to appear on both sides. After a stalemate of forty-five convergences, the two sides invariably slowed down the pace and began the most tangled war of attrition.

"Why don't you have that blue energy of yours? If you use words, you might be able to scare me away! Can you form a shield to block attacks, right? No matter how bad it is, it will drain my patience. And what I lack most as a person is patience. ”

After hearing Deadpool's words, Zorro was almost certain that the other party's employer was a Hydra.

"If I use it, you won't get your commission and bounty." Zorro said, "For my sake, I'll talk to you again, or you'll tell me who your employer is." ”

I don't know if it's pretending or what, but Deadpool really thinks about it.

"It's not fun to say that only one person speaks, but I still have a work ethic." He said solemnly, "Otherwise." I'll tell you what I know, and then you'll let me kill you. In that case, I wouldn't be divulging my employer's information! ”

Zorro shook his head and smiled softly.

"Since you're useless......"

The next moment, he brazenly met Deadpool's knife with his body. Without the blue energy that caused the uproar, he allowed the other man to pierce his body through the right rib with a knife, and he himself cut off Deadpool's left hand holding the gun, and fired two shots at Deadpool's head at the same time.

"Headshot, whew!" Zorro pulled out the knife that was still under his ribs, screamed in pain, and threw it away. Then glancing at Deadpool's corpse/body that had fallen to the side, he danced the trophy in his hand and said casually, "I'll take this knife with me, and I'll take it as the price for your life - if you can survive like this." ”