Carrying the field chicken back home, Wang Lao Wu was happy all of a sudden, "Grandson, have you really changed your career to be a kidnapper?" ”

", this kid is King Qin Guang's person. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "As I spoke, I sprayed a mouthful of water on the face of the field chicken. The boy groaned and opened his eyes.

"Liu Wei, you kid is not authentic!" Tian Ji said fiercely, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, which was just spitting on Wang Lao Wu's face, and Lao Wang's grinning expression disappeared suddenly.

"You've known Yin people since you were a child, could it be that you were born to a eunuch?" Tian Ji was numb while looking at Wang Lao Wu directly. Oh, I don't have any glasses. I took the glasses from Erfat's hand and put them on for him. Tian Ji was about to speak, but Wang Lao Wu jumped up and slapped him, and shouted in his mouth: "Dare to spit on my face." Lao Tzu beat you to death! ”

Ma Xilin glanced at the thick phlegm on Wang Laowu's face, and said faintly: "Young man, your phlegm is too yellow, and you have a problem with your lungs." "I hurriedly asked Li Qiankun and Sun Tianhong to pull these two troublesome old men into the back room.

"Alright, don't howl either. How do you think you can be better than Lao Tzu? When I was in the fourth grade, I made an appointment, but who gave a small report to the dean? I glared at him, and Tian Ji's face turned red and he stopped talking.

"Although you didn't deal with me well before, you were classmates after all." I said with sincerity on my face, "Do you know who your boss is?" That's the backbone of the cult. I really want to give you a hand. ”

Tian Ji rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Viagra is really righteous enough, I understand, see if you can let me go first." It's so uncomfortable to be tied up like this. ”

I looked at his small body, and saw that he couldn't play with any moths, so I stepped forward and untied his hands. Tian Ji seemed to be really uncomfortable, moved his wrist vigorously, and stretched his waist. Just as I was distracted, the kid suddenly took out a blue pill from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.

I was just about to stop him when I saw the kid's eyes roll and he fell to the ground. "Oh no, this kid has taken poison!" I shouted.

The second fat people heard my shout and ran out, "This thing committed suicide by taking poison!" I pointed to the pheasant lying on the ground twitching and foaming at the mouth.

"I'll see." Ma Xilin came up, stretched out his hand and rolled the eyelids of Tian Ji, "I can't do anything for the time being, but I have to induce vomiting for him as soon as possible." ”

"How?" I don't want this guy to die here, I'm going to use this house as a wedding room.

"Just soap and water." Ma Xilin said.

Soap, soap. I went into the bathroom with Erpang and searched around, not to mention soap, I couldn't find a piece of soap. "What do you do at home, old thing? I don't know how to buy two pieces of soap when I run out of soap? I muttered at Wang Lao Wu.

"Don't worry, you can use gold juice without soapy water." Ma Xilin hurriedly comforted me.

"Golden juice?" I was stunned, "Where am I going to give you the whole gold?" By the way, Qin Wanru seems to have a gold bracelet, I don't know if it's enough? ”

"So why bother?" Ma Xilin turned around and said a word, and entered the bathroom. After less than five minutes, I saw him holding a small basin with one hand covering his nose and the other, and there was a foul smell coming from it, "I've eaten a lot of meat in the past two days, I'm sorry." ”

He said as he handed me the basin, "You can pour it on him." ”

Looking at the "golden juice" in my hand, if I hadn't known that he was a medical immortal, I would have thought that he was going to make me kill people. I forcibly endured the nausea and took the basin, and as soon as I stuffed it under the nose of the field chicken, I saw his nose move, and his eyes opened suddenly, "Boy, do you want to kill the old man?" With a wave of my hand, the basin was knocked to the ground, but fortunately I flashed quickly, otherwise I would have to be splashed. The fishy smell suddenly spread through the room.

"Tian Ji, you kid don't know what to do, I'm giving you vomiting!" As I spoke, I glanced at Erfat, who jumped up and pounced on the chicken. As soon as the hand touched Tian Ji's shoulder, Tian Ji's head did not return, a golden light flashed on his body, and the second fat flew out fiercely, lying on the ground "Ouch, ouch" and screaming, we all watched from afar, not that we didn't want to help him, the key is that the place where he fell was too unfortunate, just on the gold juice.

"What are you doing? Still don't let people sleep? Zhang Xin yawned and walked out of the balcony, "Hey, who pulled up his pants?" Why does it stink? "This guy obviously looks like a lion, but the action of covering his nose is quite in place.

"Grandson? You're alive? Tian Ji saw Zhang Xin suddenly shouting loudly, and tears actually flowed down his face.

"Who's your grandson?" Zhang Xin's lion head shook and roared dissatisfied.

"Looks like you haven't woken up yet." Tian Ji showed a look of pity on his face, and before I could react, this guy jumped three or four meters away, raised his hand and clamped Zhang Xin under his arm, and turned around and smashed the balcony

Floor-to-ceiling windows, a few ups and downs disappear from our field of vision.

"Your sister! Isn't the door coming? Why do you have to jump out of the window? "I looked at the broken glass on the balcony and cried without tears.

"This bastard just took drugs! Otherwise, Lao Tzu would have killed him a long time ago! Seeing Wang Lao Wu's mocking eyes, I explained with a red face.

"Viagra, he just called Zhang Xin his grandson, could it be that this guy is also a lion spirit?" Li Qiankun said suddenly.

It makes sense, I turned my head and asked Wang Lao Wu, "Can you see what this guy is from?" Wang Lao Wu shook his head. What use do you say? I don't know anything, I can't do anything! "I was so angry that I jumped to my feet.

"Viagra, what should we do now?" Li Qiankun asked anxiously.

"What else can I do?" I shook my head weakly, pointed to the messy room, and said, "Clean up the house first!" Otherwise, it would be terrible for Qin Wan and them to come back. ”

"What's bad when we come back? What are you doing to be unsightly? "It's over, Qin Wanru's voice came from the door. Yao saw the embarrassed appearance of the second fat and hurriedly pulled him to the bathroom, the second fat had a dead expression, I estimate that if there is a rope now, this thing can be directly put into the neck.

"How did you get the house like this? Hurry up and pack it up for me! Qin Wanru said, twisting my ears and moving her hands.

After finally cleaning up the broken glass and gold juice on the floor, I quickly ran out to buy some incense and light it, and the stench in the room was a little lighter.

"How did you guys get back? Isn't it said that there has been too much work lately? By the way, why didn't Fang Xiaoya come back with you? Li Qiankun asked a little strangely.