"Pull it down!" As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly waved my hand, "It's okay to learn spells, let me be a Taoist priest, don't even think about it!" Lao Tzu didn't grow so big to eat fasting and chant Buddha! ”

"Huogong Taoist people don't eat fasting, they don't chant Buddha, and if they are lucky, they can marry a daughter-in-law. What's going on, think about it? It's good to be a fairy couple with ghosts or something! The Ninth Master said, smiling shamelessly.

"Pull it down, let Chubby come on this good thing, I can't do it" After hearing this, I grabbed Chubby and pushed him forward. Seeing this, Xiaopang hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't make trouble, I'm not a child!" After saying that, it's a little late for me to learn Maoshan at such an age, don't learn, don't learn! Absolutely not! I'm going to have a relationship with Xin'er! ”

After Xiaopang finished speaking, he hid far away, and when he saw the two of us, the virtuous Ninth Master shook his head depressedly: "Alas, can I rely on the two of you, but your boss and I are also a famous generation of heavenly masters, why am I worthless in your ability?!" ”

"Ninth Master, what you said is wrong, it's not that we don't want to learn, it's that we can't afford to learn. You also know that if you want to enter your Maoshan faction, there will be no good results. Widowed, lonely, disabled, lack of money, short life, and likely to be desperate This is not typical to practice this Gong must first be from the palace, I don't know what others think, anyway, I can't afford to learn.

"Damn! According to what you say, my Maoshan faction has no successor! The Ninth Master said, glaring angrily.

"No, maybe one day I will meet an unlucky guy who wants to learn your skills, I heard that in the past, corpse chasers had some special conditions for accepting apprentices, such as being bold, such as being ugly, for example, it is difficult to eat from a poor family, and you can find someone who looks ugly enough to be an apprentice, and you can't find a daughter-in-law anyway." Giggled, I said.

"your second uncle, do you think my Maoshan secret method is so worthless! Don't put us with those charlatans who deceive gods and ghosts, okay?! The ninth master said, raised his leg and kicked, I raised my foot to stop easily, and said: "What's the matter, I won't drive the corpse in Damaoshan?" Then the corpse bearers and corpse chasers on the border of Hunan and Jiangxi are not Taoist priests?! You are also a cultivator, how can you look down on others! ”

"That's it!" When Xiaopang heard this, he also took the opportunity to coax.

"What do you know? My Maoshan disciples do chase corpses and catch zombies, but the corpse bearer and corpse chaser you are talking about are completely different from us, they are not Taoists, and they don't know how to do magic, except for a few people, most of them are masters who deceive the world and steal their reputation. ”

"What do you mean?" As soon as I heard this, Chubby and I were curious.

"What do you mean? Have you ever seen a zombie? "Take the flashlight and shine it on me, the ninth master asked.

"It's going to be over, that's the old lady with a cat's face." I said, chewing gum in my mouth and nonchalantly speaking to him.

"That doesn't count, the one you saw, was washed by the old cat, at most it's a walking corpse, not a zombie, and she's a puppet, she can't move without the old cat, that day, I used a secret method to force out the spirit in her body, and the old cat immediately ran away, did you find that the fluff on the corpse soon disappeared after you slapped the old cat to death?"

"This is really no, didn't I pass out with corpse poison at that time!" Shaking my head, I said.

"Oh, I forgot" Jiu Ye said, patted his forehead, and then explained to me while pulling the wild grass in front of him: "Actually, there are many kinds of zombies, white and black are the most common, the names are different, but the actual difference is not big, there is a method of controlling corpses in Maoshan Technique, and some people use it to transport corpses, but as far as I know, the kind of corpse bearers you are talking about are not the same thing as this, in other words, they are just making money under the guise of our Maoshan Taoists." ”

After listening to him, Xiaopang became interested, and ran forward to stand beside the ninth master with interest: "What do you mean by this, is it possible, those who drive corpses don't know the Tao?" But how did they do it? How much effort does it take for one person to get so many corpses! Lu Li, do you say it?"

"That's right." I nodded, and then spread my hands and said to the ninth master: "I heard from the newspaper that the corpse chaser often carries a row of corpses around. If he didn't have the Dao Law, it would be impossible for him to let the corpse go on its own, so how could one person move so many guys? ”

"Huh." When the Ninth Master heard this, he was very disdainful, "Have you seen them drive the corpse forward?" Are you sure they're just one person? How much do you think those corpses weighed? These things, you laymen, naturally don't know, I tell you, except for the Maoshan disciples of the Eight Classics, the rest of the corpse chasers are fake Taoists, and they don't have that ability. Moreover, when the Maoshan disciples drove the corpse, the corpse followed the Taoist priest forward, not as jumping as in the movie. In the early days, burials were prevalent, and those who died in a foreign land could not go home and entrusted the corpse to be transported back by the corpse, but there were not many disciples in Maoshan, and it was impossible to have them everywhere, so some people had to take on this responsibility. These people don't know how to pinch and chant mantras, and they can't step on the gang, they can only use some methods to deceive gods and ghosts to transport the corpse away, and those who have a conscience will try their best to get the corpse back, and even if they receive a reward, they will not be sure what to do in it when they encounter those who lack virtue! ”

"For example." Seeing that he had something to say, I hurriedly asked.

"For example, the kind of corpse chasing method you imagine, a person walks in front with a bell, and a large row of zombies in the back jumps and jumps behind him, which is the most typical trick to blind the eyes. In fact, there is not only one person who drives the corpse, but only a Taoist priest in front and a corpse in the back. ”

"Two people? Are you sure? Hearing this, Xiaopang made a "two" gesture and was a little puzzled.

"That's right, it's two people, these two people, one is at the front of the team, and the other is at the back of the team, when they drive the corpses, they put two bamboo poles on their shoulders and then tie those zombies to the bamboo poles, and when they look at it from a distance, they see a row of zombies stretching their arms forward and jumping forward, in fact, they are not jumping forward but carrying their bamboo poles and shaking with the length of their steps."

"That's not right" Hearing this, I was a little puzzled, "How can a big living person have a hundred catties, according to this, then a row of corpses is hundreds of catties at least, and many awesome people can carry such a heavy thing to hurry, besides, there is nowhere to find such a bullish bamboo pole."