"Wow!" Wang Lili was so surprised that she almost couldn't close her mouth, and the eighth sister carefully counted the number of dung insects in the two bowls. After finishing counting, the eighth sister smiled and said to Wang Lili: "Sister Lili, you have a total of seven dung worms in your head." ”

No matter how you listen to this, there is some ridicule in it, so I didn't wait for Wang Lili to answer, and quickly said to the eighth sister: "Aren't you known as a medicine girl, but you also have dung worms in your head." ”

"No, it won't!" The eighth sister replied in disbelief, "Why don't we try it, anyway, the guy is all right, and the bowl is not cold yet." I suggested to the eighth sister.

"Well, I'd like to see if I have bugs in my head." After the eighth sister finished speaking, I began to prepare.

After another twenty minutes, the eighth sister pulled the small bowl that was still holding her ears just now, and said to me in a very depressed manner: "weishenme I have nine insects in my head? ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I couldn't tease Wang Lili and me. This product actually has two more dung insects than Wang Lili.

To say a word of conscience, how many excellent Chinese cultures of 5,000 years have been passed down to our generation, far from saying, let's just say that this method of getting rid of dung worms to treat toothache still existed during the Republic of China, and now, it has not fallen, but it is a pity.

Since I have written it here, I will write a few small home remedies in the wish, readers in need, you can give it a try. As for the prescription for treating toothache, because it involves three corpses and nine insects, I won't write it in so much detail, lest those people with ill intentions go out to deceive people with this prescription, I hope the majority of readers can understand, there is really a toothache that can't stand it, the hospital also went, or the kind of pain, you can call me, I will tell you how to get rid of the dung worm in the head.

First of all, let's talk about the treatment of headaches, many people have a headache when their heads are blown by the wind, or if they don't rest well at night. It not only affects normal work, but also causes great inconvenience to daily life.

In fact, the method of treating headaches is very simple, the brain does not think about problems or things, and the mind remains peaceful, and if you walk backwards for ten minutes, the general headache will disappear. Even if the headache is particularly severe, walking backwards for a while will effectively alleviate the headache.

There is also the back of the ears of the elderly, who can't hear anything clearly, which is also easy to solve, but it needs the help of professionals.

Take a white piece of paper two inches long and half an inch wide, and write on it in the way of wishing for youshu: Zeng Yin is like a law! Five big characters, after writing, immediately incinerate the white paper from the bottom to the top, and then use warm water to follow the ashes that fall, and after the white paper is completely incinerated, the warm water containing the ashes will be taken orally, which can effectively improve the problem of the back of the ears of the elderly.

After talking about deafness, the elderly generally have presbyopia, except for myopia, of course, and it is not very difficult to treat presbyopia with its practical blessing technique.

On the first day of each month of the lunar calendar, wash your face and eyes with warm water containing miscanthus nitrate, and insist on it for one year, you can effectively treat presbyopia.

Let's talk about the aphrodisiac method in the Zhu You technique, male readers will give a round of applause first, wow Ka Ka! In fact, those viagra, Indian god oil or something, are more or less harmful to the body, Zhu You surgery, generally use the method of food supplements, to aphrodisiac.

The most common method, half a catty of white mutton, dipped in and cut, put it for a while to eat garlic paste, eat it for three days in a row, and the effect is significant; There is also a quick one, that is, ginger juice is drunk with raw eggs, and eaten with leeks, generally after eating, you don't expect to be able to pee out this night, haha, I'm so bad.

"Jia Shu, why don't you get the dung worm in your head out too." The eighth sister probably planned to count how many insects could crawl out of my head, and to put it bluntly, she was going to pull me as a back, so she said to me.

"Forget it, after a while, when the sloppy Taoist comes back, it's better for me to get rid of the three corpses and nine insects formed by the day after tomorrow through the method of Bigu." I rejected the eighth sister's proposal in one bite.

Seeing the disappointed expression of the eighth sister, I hurriedly said: "By the way, eighth sister, let Sister Lili show me the wedding shop tomorrow, and you can accompany me to the Taizi River." ”

"Why are you going?" The eighth sister asked puzzled. After I gave a concise account of what happened in the second courtyard to the eighth sister, Zuihou said, "If it weren't for the fact that I went to find the baby's bones, I guess we wouldn't have known each other." ”

After hearing this, the eighth sister immediately retorted to me: "That's not necessarily, even if you don't go to the Prince River that day to look for the baby's bones, the two of us will definitely know each other, this is a fateful thing, you can't change it." ”

Wipe! weishenme: Are all these strange people in the circle I know fatalistic? Isn't that Taoist "my life is up to me, not to heaven" teasing you?

Just when I was about to ask the eighth sister about fatalism, Wang Lili pulled the corner of my clothes, "Okay, what is there to say tomorrow, it's been a busy day, hurry up and sleep." ”

Isn't there a saying that says it well: "Eat more vegetables, drink less, listen to your daughter-in-law, follow the party, and live that little life, the more you go!" ”

Therefore, I nodded obediently at Wang Lili, ready to say goodnight to the eighth sister, and then continued to accompany my little wife back to the room to roll the sheets. But as soon as my words came to my mouth, I felt a chill in my back and black in front of my eyes, and at the same time I found that the eighth sister in front of me suddenly became nervous from smiling.

Before I could speak, the eighth sister shouted, "Go to the other side!" Without waiting for me to react, a man rushed to the door barefoot.

I quickly took out two life-saving amulets from my pocket and threw them to Wang Lili, and advised: "Give Xuanxuan one, remember, no matter what happens, don't come out." After saying that, I also rushed to the door.

After I joined the eighth sister, this little girl said to me with a pale face: "Jia Shu, I will open the door in a while, you rush first, I am afraid that my spiritual power will not be able to withstand it." ”

After taking a few deep breaths, I nodded at the eighth sister, and then began to inject the spiritual power in my body into the body of the hanging bomber, turning the other party into a shield and holding it in my hand. Rao is like this, I still don't have any bottom in my heart.

"I'll open the door after three counts, and you're ready." The eighth sister nervously told me again, "Got it! I switched from holding the shield in one hand to holding it in both hands, and then replied.

"One, two, three!" After the eighth sister finished shouting, she opened the door suddenly, and I grabbed the shield with both hands and rushed out.

But before the eighth sister came behind me, I was pushed back into the room by a huge aura in front of me. "I'm the next Olympian! You come over and help me top it, I can't rush out alone! I gritted my teeth and yelled at the eighth sister beside me.

"Burst out all the spiritual power in your body." After the eighth sister yelled at me, she quickly came behind me and pushed my back with both hands, temporarily stopping me from retreating.

to be continued