54 My king will not accept it every day
Wang Ritian, formerly known as Zhang Shuai. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info was the same as Wang Mulin before the war, a security guard for an obscure enterprise.
Moreover, it is different from Wang Mulin, who is one meter seven or eight tall, simple-minded, well-developed limbs, and reads a lot of books (web novels). Wang Ritian, formerly known as Zhang Shuai, is just a sharp-beaked monkey cheek who is one meter tall and in his early sixties, has no savings and no rich parents - it is indeed ugly and poor!
Born in the post-85s, he ended up in his early 30s and didn't find a daughter-in-law, so he had to be Wang Mulin's follower and beat the bachelor together with Wang Mulin, the old bachelor of the post-80s.
Originally, such a person should be poor to death, right?
However, since the chaos in the first year of Zhengjing, everything has changed.
Zhang Shuai and Wang Mulin did a lot of unethical things, ranking fifth in Wang Mulin's Mulin Army.
After Wang Mulin founded the country, he made a vow, and Zhang Shuai made a marshal.
Moreover, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, in order to show his generosity and not forget his roots, and not to kill heroes, Wang Mulin gave his ten marshals a different surname Wang ********, and they all gave the emperor treatment.
Moreover, in order to commemorate his heroic deeds, Wang Mulin changed his name to [Wang Shuntian]!
And after the ten marshals under him all bowed to Wang Mulin, they all changed their surnames to Wang. Under the auspices of Wang Mulin, they have also changed the names of [Shangtian] [Ritian] [Crazy Sky] [Grass Sky] [Dry Sky] [Riding Sky] [Drilling Sky] [Into the Sky] [Batian] [Gongtian] Such a bullish name has also been changed!
Such a good life has passed for a full year, and murder, arson, and bullying men and women are all evil, which is called a cool word......
However, being bullish also means being remembered.
A while ago, Emperor Wu Mulin, the battle to conquer the south was defeated by the big steamer of the Japanese devils. Not only did he fail to open up the sea outlet to the world, but he failed to obtain tribute from all countries, not to mention, he also died 4 good brothers [Diamond Heaven] Marshal [Into the Sky] Marshal [Batian] Marshal [Bar Heaven] Marshal Martial Emperor Wang Mu Lin was grief-stricken. Then he couldn't swallow this breath again, so he conspired with the remaining six generalissimos [Shangtian] [Ritian] [Crazy Heaven] [Caotian] [Gantian] [Qitian] and several people to plot a strategy to retaliate against the little devil, but as a result, Martial Emperor Mu Lin was fooled by the nearby master Dao Master, saying that he had obtained the secret method of the Beidou Lord's Fist:
"The immortal comes out of the hole, the god goes down the mountain, and attaches to the human body to pass the fist. The art of war is all learned, and it is not difficult to calm the devil. Tear down the railroads, pull out the poles, and urgently destroy the big ships...... Foreign devils, all the foreign devils are eliminated, and Onishi will unify Jingjiang and ......"
So, Wang Mulin, who was like an initiation, came up with a good idea and commanded the remaining six generalissimos [Shangtian] [Ritian] [Crazy Heaven] [Caotian] [Gantian] [Riding Heaven] A few people began to pick up the railway!
As for the aircraft artillery of the Japanese......
Naturally, it is difficult for those marshals who have read a lot of books. As a result, all kinds of secret methods of cultivating truth, evil methods, and demon methods were thought of, such as spraying diluted fecal solution into the sky with a fire truck. Or throw the menstrual belt with a large slingshot. It is said that a woman's blood can break the evil spell of a devil. So the Emperor of Mulin mobilized the Daoists in the territory to find all the boys and girls, and the Daoists drew ghosts and talisman formations in the local area, and then the Mulin Army dispatched tens of thousands of people to actively destroy the railway. Emperor Onishi, who was holding the rank of generalissimo on his shoulders, was mutilating an elementary school girl (who was later confirmed to be a Soviet female spy) in a urinal pose. And shouted in his mouth [invulnerable, invincible].
Of course, Wang Mulin's invincible results are also known.
Emperor Wu Mu Lin against the sky, in the process of picking up the railway, was forced by the Soviet female spies to poison and poison, originally the Emperor of Mulin wanted to pick up the little devil's railway, but turned into a little devil with traitors to pick up the skin of the mother of the Emperor Mulin, made a human meat bun for the majority of the people to enjoy......
At that time, Wang Ritian was also tied up with five flowers, and was forced to eat the so-called Queen Mother's buns under the guns and bayonets of a group of devils and traitors, drank the Queen Mother's milk soup, and looked at Mrs. Wang's blind head on the dining table, Wang Ritian couldn't help but feel ashamed.
However, when he was put back, after learning from various channels that the treacherous Wang Laohan and the insidious and vicious Shi teacher, the two guys who were full of bad water, were going to kill the heroes after the death of Emperor Wu Mulin, they were completely dead to Wang Laohan's family.
Moreover, now he feels that it is really right to eat Mrs. Wang's Queen Mother buns and Queen Mother milk soup!
That Wang Mulin's family, except for the dead ghost Wang Mulin, there is no good thing!
Now he only hates himself for eating Wang Mulin's mother's meat!
Therefore, after this incident, Wang Ritian completely took refuge in the devil traitor, and sold himself to seek glory and became a hardcore traitor!
Even after wrapping Wang Mulin's mother in buns a while ago, Wang Ritian also greeted the legendary Green Devil King's patrol......
At that time, Wang Ritian took out all the good things, if it weren't for the fact that the Green Goblin was an inconspicuous girl, otherwise Wang Ritian couldn't wait to take out his little daughter-in-law and offer it!
Moreover, this Green Devil is not the same as the legendary muscular orangutan at all, others believe that the Green Devil is a muscular orangutan, but Marshal Ritian, who has seen the real Green Devil, knows that this Green Devil is just an inconspicuous little girl.
White, quiet, and even a little weak......
Among the girls who have passed by Marshal Day, there have also been such ...... A slap can scare them into tears and let them be slaughtered.
However, if you see that the Green Devil's body is just a good baby looking like a high school girl, it is wrong!
This is the Green Goblin!
In the cognition of Marshal Ritian and his dog-headed military advisor, everyone thinks that this Green Devil is a ruthless character who is deeply hidden.
Also, can you make Wang Mulin's mother, the Queen Mother of the Great West, the role of adult meat buns, not a ruthless role?
Do you know the allusion of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger"?
I don't know what is said in martial arts novels, what blind and lame women, children, monks and Taoists can't be messed with?
Those who survive in the troubled times have the ability to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger or a vicious assassination technique!
As for the lesson of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger", Marshal Ritian has seen Teacher Shi, originally when the marshals were in a meeting with Emperor Wu against the Heavenly King Mu Lin, they were often beaten by the marshal, and Mr. Shi couldn't beat a fart with three slaps, isn't it also a bad stomach, but when the Mulin Army was picking up the railway, he almost borrowed a knife to kill people, and killed him Marshal Ritian with the hands of the imperial army?
Even a cobra like Mr. Shi is so scary, isn't this kind of Japanese female high school student who looks like a good baby even more like a demon king?
Marshal Days's followers and dog-headed military advisors all said: The three types of people in the world are the most terrifying, Japanese high school students, American homeless people, and Chinese traversers!
That day, Marshal Tian thought that he was not an American vagabond, and he did not have the ability to travel through it, so in the face of Japanese high school students, he naturally had to kneel and lick......
However, Marshal Ritian wants to hug the thighs of the imperial army and traitors, and he must also show something.
These days, the devils and traitors are only stationed in the Western District, and they are stationed in the Daxi Palace where Wang Laohan is located, and they have no intention of taking care of the western suburbs of Marshal Ritian.
Even by Marshal Ritian's side, unlike Wang Laohan, he could see big officials like Lieutenant Devil and Captain Lieutenant of the puppet army at any time. Only a disgruntled corporal correspondent kept in touch with Marshal Ritian - and not every day, not for a week! And the last few times, because of the change of military uniform, this corporal has also been changed to a private class!
This kind of ignorance and lack of attention made Marshal Ritian very hairy.
Marshal Ritian, who has been a factory security guard, knows that this leader ignores you, although you don't have to be scolded, but you won't have your share in good things in the future. How can this be good, once he is completely marginalized, then Wang Laohan, the old immortal and Mr. Shi's cobra, pinch their fingers, and that day Marshal himself will not become a human meat bun!
Thinking of the interrogation video of the headquarters interrogating Wang Laohan and Teacher Shi that he had only seen at a high price, Wang Ritian couldn't sleep.
However, recently, his younger brother, the tour guide Bai who was originally born in the soldiers' memorial, also came up with a new way for Wang Ritian!
Isn't there a soldier memorial in Wang Ritian's territory?
In that soldier's memorial hall, isn't it enshrined the selfless dedication of the fool spirit of Lei Laomo?
Once these foolish spirits of selfless dedication are carried forward, they are not afraid that the imperial army will not like them!
What, to say that Lei Laomo is a chaotic party?
In addition to the Tian champion and members of the cosplay Lei model worker, there are still foreign friends who hold passports from friendly countries, which shows that the fool is famous in the spiritual world. Moreover, I also heard that the United States Military Academy at West Point is still enshrined in the statue of Lei Laomo! Look at it, even Taijun's godfather, the U.S. military, recognizes Lei Laomo, Marshal Ritian, if you learn from Lei Laomo...... Well? Won't it make the princes happy?
Listening to the advice of his dog-legged white tour guide, Wang Ritian immediately came smart!
Learn from the good example of model workers!
Isn't the Memorial Hall of Model Workers in the West District of Dongzhou? Naturally, it's a robbery!
Recruit all the younger brothers stationed in the Model Worker Memorial Hall, and let them donate all the model worker hats, model worker jackets, and model worker cars used by the model workers back then!
Don't give?
Is Marshal of the Day a Papier-mâché?
My Marshal Ritian is the younger brother of Emperor Wu Mu Lin! The only survivor of the Ten Marshals! That Emperor Yu of the Han Dynasty was only the second handsome back then, and if he didn't wear the armband of the [Emperor Taishang], he would still salute me!
I can't beat devils and traitors every day, so I don't believe I can't beat you little ass!?
So, under three fists and two feet, the Mulin Army stationed in other parts of the Model Worker Memorial Hall was beaten away by Marshal Ritian, and the Model Worker hat, Model Worker Jacket, Model Worker car and Model Worker submachine gun used by Lei Model Worker were all in Wang Ritian's hands!
The model worker hat and model worker jacket used by Lei Lamo fits very well on the thin and withered Wang Ritian, but ...... This Lamor car is broken...... The Lamor submachine gun is also a scrap product with the firing pin removed...... It doesn't work!
You can't let Wang Ritian wear a model worker hat and a model worker jacket, but drive a BMW car to carry forward the spirit of a fool, right?
This...... How do you look like a fool!?
In order to avoid such a foolish situation, Wang Ritian had to find a way.
Finally, one day, carrying a model worker submachine gun on his back, he was wandering around the model truck in a model worker suit, and the scene of directing his younger brother to repair the car was seen by Wang Ritian, who was in charge of liaison. As a result, this matter spread throughout the Dongzhou Expeditionary Team of the Imperial Allied Army......
Next......
Then happiness came too fast, even Wang Ritian didn't dare to imagine it.
The soldiers of the Imperial Army and the Imperial Association Army took the initiative to come to Wang Ritian's vehicle parking place, and replaced Wang Ritian's Lei Lamo truck with a brand-new V12 engine, and it was also turbocharged, and the horsepower was definitely more than four times that of the original.
Moreover, the imperial army also saw that the model worker submachine gun in Wang Ritian's hand was broken. simply helped Wang Ritian replace the bolt of the model worker submachine gun for free, so that the model worker submachine gun could fire again.
Moreover, the considerate imperial soldiers were also worried that the model worker submachine gun in Wang Ritian's hand would have no bullets, so they happily covered their smiling faces and sent ten boxes of bullets to Wang Ritian......
At this moment, Wang Ritian's shotgun changed. He often wears a model worker leather jacket, a model worker hat, drives a model worker truck, and carries a model worker submachine gun to send warmth to the masses.
For example, kicking the widow's door to send warmth to the masses, digging out the graves of households to change customs, and eating confinement milk to help breastfeeding women solve the problem of chest pain...... There is nothing good that Wang Ritian does not do!
What the...... Not a widow?
What is the use of the model worker submachine gun in the hands of the king of the heavens?
It's not a widow who turns you into a widow and then comes to send warmth......
In the recent smoky miasma warmth campaign, inspired by Wang Ritian's model worker spirit and model worker submachine gun, the revolutionary masses in the northern district who were killed and disabled by Wang Ritian's division of the Mulin Army rose by 300 percent......