"Dangdangdang......"

As soon as Liu Tianliang put the car in reverse gear, a middle-aged uncle wearing a reflective vest knocked on his car window, holding a stack of colorful parking invoices in his hand and said: "Your car has been overnight, and the parking fee is a total of 200 yuan!" ”

"Damn! You just go and grab it, get in the way and grab it. It's not as dark as you! ”

Liu Tianliang lowered the window and immediately howled angrily, but the charging uncle handed the invoice to him without hurry, and said: "Clearly mark the price, charge on time, if you are not satisfied, welcome to our service company to complain, but please pay the fee before complaining, so you can leave a evidence!" ”

"! Count you ruthless......"

Liu Tianliang hurried to the hotel to open a room, he really didn't want to waste time here, after glaring at the toll collector viciously, he could only honestly dig out his pockets, but this didn't know how to do it, and the two pockets were actually empty, only a dozen yuan in the pocket of his jacket, he yelled angrily, smashed the steering wheel and scolded: "you. Fucking bastard bastard, fucking stealing Lao Tzu's money after beating people, is there a king law......"

"There's no money, huh? Driving or driving license first press on this line, we are very humane, the customer is God! ”

Uncle Toll laughed strangely, picked up his arm and looked at Liu Tianliang in the car very leisurely, and Liu Tianliang looked at the drunken chicken next to him very aggrievedly, this girl has a piece of close-fitting fabric all over her body, even the milk cover seems to be invisible silicone, there is no pocket at all, even if you have money, you can only hide it in the butt ditch, it is estimated that no stupid bird will do this!

"!"

Liu Tianliang cursed in a low voice, feeling that the passing year was unfavorable, and his career and family were not going well, even if his career and family were not going well, he didn't expect that he could make so many bad things by soaking a girl, but he looked left and right, and could only obediently open the glove box and turn out his driving license, turned around and handed it to the toll collector outside and said coldly: "You have collected it for me, if it breaks a little skin, I will ask you to compensate ten times!" ”

"Don't worry! Guaranteed to be more intimate than to my wife! ”

Uncle Ha Luha smiled, casually stuffed Liu Tianliang's driving license into his satchel, and then hummed an old-fashioned pop song, staggered to a Porsche Cayenne that had just started, and heard him shout from a distance: "Oops! Boss, take it easy, I'll give you the command to reverse......"

"Phew~ Dog's eyes look at people's low things!"

Liu Tianliang spat at with anger on his face, turned his head and slowly reversed the car out of the parking space, but after thinking about it, his wallet was not only stolen, but even the ID card and bank card inside were left inside.

"Hey! Wake up, wake up, don't sleep yet......"

Liu Tianliang stepped on the brakes, turned his head and patted the drunken chicken sleeping soundly on the co-pilot, but the drunken chicken didn't even react at all, and buried his head in the car door as if he was dead, Liu Tianliang broke her thigh angrily, and directly put his hand under her skirt and stabbed it hard, who knew that the other party jumped up like a spring, and shouted in panic: "Don't ...... Don't kill me! I'll give it to you......"

"Holy! Why are you having such a nightmare? Kill them all? Ha Lu Ha ......"

Liu Tianliang smiled heartlessly, but the other party looked around with a pale face, until she confirmed that she was sitting in Liu Tianliang's car, she breathed a heavy sigh of relief, fell back on the car door and said weakly: "What the hell?" Hurry up and drive! ”

"You can't open a house without your ID card, how about going to my house? My bed was big and comfy ......"

Liu Tianliang touched the woman's smooth thighs awkwardly, a pair of golden lace underwear loomed in front of his eyes, just looking at the exquisite style, he knew that the Tao was worth a lot, but the woman pushed his hand away impatiently and said: "Alas~ Whatever, don't me now, let me sleep first!" ”

"Ha Lu Ha~ No problem, my brother will sleep with you in his arms later......"

Liu Tianliang laughed, took a deep look at the other party's charming cleavage, and then vigorously stepped on the accelerator and drove towards his residence......

……

Liu Tianliang's home is indeed not far from the bar, only ten minutes by car, but the community he lives in is the same as the old Passat under his seat, the beauty is twilight, the hero is strange, the former glory is no longer worth mentioning, not only is it gray from a distance, but whether it is a beggar or a ragged, you can go in and out at will!

Liu Tianliang drove the car to the flower bed downstairs and parked it well, even if it was a domineering parking posture like a crab, no one cared about him at all, and Liu Tianliang pushed the car door and jumped down to take a look left and right, there were not many pedestrians in the community just after work hours, most of them were old men and old ladies gathered together in groups to chat, and there was no one of his acquaintances!

This made Liu Tianliang slightly disappointed, and finally brought a beautiful girl home and couldn't even find a sassy object, but he just wanted to turn around and get the drunk chicken on the co-pilot, but a white small Fukang slowly turned in from outside the gate of the community, he immediately slowed down quietly, and walked to the co-pilot's side!

"Heavenly conscience! I didn't go to work today......"

The white Fukang slowly pushed up behind the Passat, the left and right car doors opened together, and a middle-aged couple walked down from above, and the man with eyes came up to greet Liu Tianliang familiarly, and Liu Tianliang leaned on the open car door and smiled: "Brother Huang, you came just in time, I went crazy with my girlfriend all night last night, and I haven't had time to sleep yet, hurry up and help me get her up!" ”

"Yo! This girl is too drunk, isn't she? ”

Brother Huang walked to the car door suspiciously and looked inside, the drunken chicken was lying in it on all fours, directly showing her fair legs and towering breasts in front of the other party's eyes in a large area, Brother Huang's eyes immediately appeared a touch of envy, and said sourly: "Tianliang!" You are really good at it this time, Xiaoyan is already beautiful enough, you just got divorced and a beautiful woman came home? ”

"I'll look at ......"

Brother Huang's wife walked up and pushed him away in a few steps, hugged her arms and looked into the car, and then sneered and said, "Tianliang! It's not that the sister said you, even if you leave Xiaoyan, you can't give up on yourself, bring all the dirty women to the house, you have to find a decent woman from a good family, look at what this woman looks like! ”

"Liu Li, I don't like to hear what you say, have you ever seen an indecent woman wearing a Cartier necklace and wearing Chanel?"

Liu Tianliang knew that this girl would definitely say this, although Liu Li and his ex-wife Ding Xiaoyan were in the same unit, and even an office, but this old lady has always liked to watch their jokes, and the reason why the two of them got divorced after the most was not missing this girl who contributed to the trouble, so he slowly lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "People can smell a bottle of perfume for hundreds of thousands, and if you can smell it today, you have already taken a big advantage!" ”

"Xiaoli, what are you talking nonsense?"

Brother Huang feigned anger and pulled his wife's arm, anxiously glanced at her, Liu Li subconsciously looked in the direction he indicated, it turned out to be the drunken chicken in the car on the sole of the outside, and it was very clearly marked with a golden Chanel logo, but Liu Li didn't know how to twist her bloated waist, and said disdainfully: "What about the Chanel in the leather bag shop outside the door, what's the big deal?" Huang Jianye, can't you go home to get something? If you don't leave, you'll die alone! ”

"Hehe~ Tianliang, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're in a hurry to go home and get the household registration book to get the real estate certificate, and when we move to a new house, you must come over to be a guest!"

Huang Jianye nodded and bowed down to Liu Tianliang, turned around and hurriedly chased his wife into the doorway, and Liu Li still said loudly in the doorway: "Look at your thief eyes, staring at that chicken woman's milk, you are reluctant to let go, right?" What is there to envy? He Liu Tianliang plays with women outside every day, doesn't his wife play with others the same? If you dare to be like him and all the bells and whistles outside, the old lady will dare to be like Ding Xiaoyan, bare-ass and men in the park......"

"Mother's ......"

Liu Tianliang's eyes were red and he slammed the cigarette butt on the ground, his teeth creaked, but Liu Li was quickly pulled into the house on the second floor by Huang Jianye in a hurry, and the heavy security door immediately isolated the sound of Liu Li pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, which made Liu Tianliang just chase out of the footsteps and stop helplessly, the previous pride instantly turned into a thick loss, and turned his head to look at the drunken chicken in the car, which didn't seem to be so attractive!