Lovers dress up as men, I swear I've only dreamed of this thing in my dreams, of course, the real scene again, it's just very different!

Originally, in my imagination, Lian Xin'er, a woman with a natural heroic spirit, changed into men's clothes, it was bound to be a trick boy, or the kind of heroic and charming jade-faced Langjun in Lin Qingxia's version of Oriental Undefeated, ≤ was a handsome guy, but I didn't expect that now after Lian Xin'er changed into men's clothes, put on makeup, walked in front of us, and immediately became an unkempt worker, wearing greasy overalls and carrying a lunch box in his hand.

This is not what I imagined, and in order to show that it is full, all of us, including the old mage Thor, and the little liar, all turned their heads and said in disgust: "Go quickly, the food will be cold in a while, remember to take a look inside!" ”

At noon, we got all the meals ordered on the opposite side, and after loading the dishes and meals, Lian Xin'er set off. Driving a small motorcycle, there is a tailwind ear charm attached to the side of the underwear, which is so that we can hear the conversation inside.

This time the other party came with three wizards, and ordered three meals, and Lian Xin'er soon arrived at the small hotel they rented, and when the food was delivered, the other party didn't open the door for her at all, revealing a small crack, and then handed her 100 yuan, and said that there was no need to look for it. Originally, just when we thought that Love's voyeurism had failed this time, as soon as she came back, she said to us before she had time to remove her makeup: "Have you noticed something?" ”

I was slightly stunned, looked at her suspiciously, wiped the sweat with the back of my hand, and then said: "When they ordered a meal, they asked for four pairs of chopsticks, although it was three meals, but why did they ask for four pairs of chopsticks?" Kurgan had said before that the current way of life of their Wu clan is very similar to that of the human race, so it is no longer a situation where Ru Mao drinks blood. It's not uncommon to know how to use chopsticks, but why four pairs? And it was especially explained to the restaurant that I wanted four pairs of chopsticks. ”

When Lian Xin'er said this, we all understood, and everyone was not stupid, so we naturally knew the meaning of Lian Xin'er's words, because it was four people eating, although they only ordered three meals, but it was enough for four adult men to eat.

I immediately said, "It seems that the young patriarch of our relatives is not dead, these wizards think that this will be able to trick us against us, and tomorrow, I will come to expose the tricks of these guys." ”

On the third day, early in the morning, the three wizards came to the courtyard, and I got up early in the morning, and when I saw them in the living room, the three wizards still looked arrogant, and when they saw me coming, they immediately asked: "Duanmu family master, I don't know how the case is investigated?" ”

I waved my hand and said, "That's all, I have an old mage in the West, he knows some resurrection spells, as long as it is a living thing, it is possible to be resurrected, you bring out the young patriarch of your family, let's try to resurrect him, okay?" ”

I'm just talking nonsense, of course, this old Western mage is naturally Thor, not to mention, Thor has long hair and a shawl, long and white, plus a white Western mage's robe, and a slightly blue Merlin staff in his hand, which feels almost the same as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings!

"Hmph, don't fool us! Although our Wu clan has not been born for a long time, we also know the situation in the outside world, what resurrection technique is, it is purely deceptive, I want you to hand over the murderer, you can watch it! ”

This high-level wizard was aggressive, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said that he wanted me to watch it, I smiled slightly, looked at Thor and said, "Archmage, why don't you give them a demonstration?" ”

Thor nodded, but the three wizards were stunned, their eyes blinking at me, at this time, I asked Zhou Yi to catch a cockroach in, and then put the cockroach in the light, and then poked it to death, Thor naturally grinned for a long time, the blue light burst of the Merlin staff in his hand clicked a little bit of this dead cockroach, the cockroach suddenly rose into the air, a moment later, the limbs began to move, and, unexpectedly, struggled in the air, and finally ran into the corner, extremely fast!

This scene, of course, can't be true, I asked Lian Xin'er to use the light to be invisible and then tied a rope to the cockroach's leg, pulling the cockroach's leg to jump and jump, and finally Li Xun used Taoism to move the cockroach into the corner.

Where in the world is there a resurrection technique, if there is, the underworld will long ceased to exist.

However, the three stupid wizards showed a shocked face, even the previous senior wizard who was very determined, after seeing this scene, he also showed a surprised expression, and then the old mage Thor took back the staff, looking like a master outside the world, and his eyes squinted at the wizards of the three witch clans.

The Wu clan has not been born for a long time, even if they know the appearance of the outside world, but they really don't know how quickly the hearts of people in the outside world are changing, like the kind of deception I made today, it is not exquisite, there are some old liars on the rivers and lakes, just by deceiving the common people can make millions a year, what empty basins come to snakes, what are things taken from the air, tricks are tricks, spells are spells.

However, the three wizards were now unpale, and I arched my hand to them and said, "Please also ask the three to carry your young patriarch out, don't the three of you want to resurrect your young patriarch?" ”

Being questioned by me like this, the three of them could only lift the straight Kurgan out and put it on the ground, this Kurgan is still the same, the complexion has not changed, the person has been dead for three days, and there is no antiseptic means, how can it not rot and stink? The problem is clear.

Old Mage Thor walked to the side of Kurgan's fake corpse, picked up Merlin's staff and poked it hard, and then I heard a "bang", Merlin's staff fell on Kurgan's fake corpse, and there was a knocking sound that only occurs when it hit the stone, and the faces of the three wizards became extremely ugly.

Then I said, "Three, I don't know who gave you the idea to lie to me, but now I am ready to make a truce with your Wu clan, and I have also brought over the previous grievances. Today's matter, I don't think I need to explain more, the three of you also please take the young patriarch of Kurgan back, if you still want to find trouble, I promise, you witch clan will not get a trace of benefit from me! ”

The two intermediate wizards looked at the senior wizard together, his face was embarrassed, and then he clapped his hands, and several vines grew on the ground, these vines were wrapped around Kurgan's fake corpse, and then twisted it fiercely, and the fake corpse was shattered instantly, and it was indeed made of stone! This counterfeiting technique is really nondescript!

"This is a joke brought to you by our Kufeng tribe, and it is a friendly expression of our tribe to you, and we ask for your understanding. We'll just bother, and we'll go back. ”

The senior wizard wanted to leave, but Zhou Yi walked to the door and blocked the door of the living room, the senior wizard's face changed and turned his head to look at me, his hands and fists were clenched very tightly, as if he wanted to fight, but I smiled and said: "Please bring my greetings to the patriarch of your tribe and Kurgan, I greet your tribe and the ancestors of your tribe!" ”

The senior wizard probably didn't understand this pun, nodded his head, and walked out of our Xuanyuan family. In the afternoon, Li Xun came to report that the Wu clan had completely left Beijing, and so far, the first entanglement between the Wu clan and me could be regarded as the end of the curtain. I can't say who wins and who loses, their witch god is very mysterious, listening to the meaning of the crescent moon witch should be a great witch after death, the identity of the golden giant behind me is not clear, the most confusing thing is the reason why the crescent moon witch took away the undead, she obviously has such a strong strength, why not directly unify the witch clan, and even I feel that her strength is definitely capable of winning the savior, but her dead tiger has a deeper secret, which I can't see through.

However, after the Wu clan left, I looked at the lovers who had already taken off their makeup and looked a little tired, and said with a slight smile: "You still don't want to dress up as a man in the future, it's really not very good-looking." ”

She glanced at me and said with a light smile: "Actually, I'm a man, can't you see it?" ”

I was stunned and laughed, "Really? So good buddy, shall we go to the shower together tonight? I know a new Beijing bathhouse, which is very comfortable, and the master there rubs his back and calls it an old way, take a walk! ”

I hooked my lover's shoulder as I spoke, but she was slightly stunned, then glared at me, ran away, and only then did I react, just now it seemed to hook her shoulder, my heart was beating for a while, and I thought about it that the action just now was a little too intimate!

After living in Beijing for half a month, the affairs within the family have gradually been dealt with, and life seems to be gradually becoming calmer, but the enchantress came to visit me and said something that made me a little concerned.

She told me that Lin Dong's Holy Flame Castle, which was taken over by the fifth group of the national brand, has been inexplicably attacked by some dark council forces in the past few days, and recently, several staff members of the fifth group of the national brand of the Holy Flame Castle have been killed inexplicably.

When I heard this, I was slightly shocked, could it be Wells's men who did it?