"How?" The little Taoist priest smiled, "You were saved by a ghost?" ”

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"I said a long time ago, I am a Heavenly Master!" The little Taoist priest looked at Li Man, "And I also said that you will have a bloody disaster today, if you don't believe me, I can only save you myself." ”

Li Man's face was pale, and he hadn't reacted yet, and swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, "You're really... Is it really a Heavenly Master? ”

"I said, big sister, why are you so dead-eyed!" The fat man said: "Who would put thunder in the palm of an ordinary person?" Why are you playing Legends? Anyone knows how to do thunder and lightning? ”

At this time, Li Man finally believed it completely, looked at the little Taoist priest and the fat man, and then looked at Sun Qi who had fainted on the ground, his mouth was flattened, his eyes were red, and he immediately began to cry.

The fat man hurriedly came up, stretched out his hand and patted Li Man's shoulder, a good comfort, the great sage also wanted to cry, the fat man saw that your special mother wanted to cry and cried, and leaned towards Li Man, and the great sage had to hold the radiator and cry.

The fat man took advantage of others in the girls' dormitory, not to mention, just to talk about this little five.

Xiao Wu is still waiting outside, what do these two people mean, why haven't they come out, there are still ghosts inside? I didn't dare to leave, so I shook it at the bottom of the dormitory building.

When the female ghost ran away just now, the little Taoist priest had already broken the barrier, and the fat man's voice suddenly spread far away, like a special mother killing a pig, and the girl in the girl's dormitory was not deaf, and was suddenly awakened by the male voice that suddenly appeared in the dormitory building, and one by one he appeared in the corridor with a flashlight, and looked out with a probe.

There are often girls who lose their underwear in the girls' dormitory, and when they hear the man's voice, they don't think about anything else, thinking that the underwear thief has appeared again, and the senior sister is suddenly angry, pinching her waist and looking for it in the building, and there is no underwear thief in the building, so all the angry seniors naturally walked to the window, and saw Xiao Wu dangling downstairs at a glance, and looked upstairs vigorously.

"Lewdness! Eyes wander! At a glance, Xiao Wu's current appearance is really very in line with the image of the underwear thief in everyone's hearts, not to mention that Xiao Wu has a plaster on his hand, and it looks like he is holding clothes from a distance, which is more certain of the thoughts in the hearts of the girls, "It's him!" Lingerie thief! ”

Xiao Wu is still dangling underneath, seeing a lot of heads popping up in the window, and thinking about whether I can walk or not, I don't feel at ease when I walk back, and in the eyes of the girls, it is naturally "back and forth, obscene, holding underwear, openly provocative", so this girl's bedroom can be opened, more and more girls are woken up, the girls are wearing pajamas, and everything they can hold in their hands has been brought over, and the kettle basin and small water cup are smashed to Xiao Wu like the special mother is raining.

A lot of girls are confused, and they don't know why they want to throw things, anyway, they're all thrown there, so let's throw them too.

Xiao Wu was still thinking about whether to go, not to go, but also afraid of exposure, and to go is even more afraid that the three of them will not be able to solve it, this delay, upstairs clanging sound, and after a while, the water basin rain will come down, Xiao Wu doesn't know which Wang Balamb also threw out two balls of sanitary napkins at a glance, and he was suddenly frightened, so he quickly ran away.

He ran, the girls in Building No. 4 suddenly made a noise, scolding and throwing things, the third and fifth buildings next to them were not deaf, listening to the sound of Building No. 4, crackling outside, looking out at the water basin and kettle thrown there, thinking that they were doing something, and suddenly came to the spirit, college students, bored, when I saw that side was thrown on, let's also throw it, the kettle and basin scrolls and books were thrown down, and it was so lively in the middle of the night.

It's like a chain reaction, Building No. 6 next to Building 5 is the boys' dormitory, and the men's dormitory is a night owl, so we don't need to say more, many men who play games heard the sound outside, and immediately looked over, and were surprised, "Hey, my school girls are crazy, why are they throwing kettles there!" ”

The old man over there looked, then we can't let that group of old ladies look down on it, it's like we can't afford to throw it away, anyway, I don't know why, who knows if it's a protest? It's all thrown there, then let's throw it too, water bottles, instant noodles, beer bottles, water dispensers, anyway, they can be thrown away, so that the men's bedroom is the same as the special mother was bombed.

This is a bitter little five, everywhere it seems to be raining, it is easy to pass through the women's bedroom, but the men's bedroom has even thrown down the bucket or something, looking from a distance like World War II, scared Xiao Wu had to drill into the woods.

This night, it was really exciting, many people who didn't know the truth of the melon eating people have participated in this "I don't know why I'm going to throw things down anyway" activity, the water bottles that have been accumulated for many days in the men's dormitory are thrown down like bombs, many people in order to join in the fun, the bottles are filled with water, and many of the senior brothers and sisters who are about to intern will throw out the heating rods they have used for many years, electric hot pot and a lot of curling irons or something, alas, my God, that scene can't be described.

And the men and women who were cheating in the grove were also confused, what was going on with their hearts? Fryer, huh? Before I could figure it out, many people saw Xiao Wu running in in a panic, with a strong "slot" in his mouth, and the people on the other side of the dormitory building were boiling, and my mother thought it was on fire, so she ran outside the school with her pants and clothes.

Xiao Wu is like a wolf rushing into the flock, where he goes, there will be a few couples who don't know the truth, everyone is running here, then let's run too, who knows why, anyway, everyone runs, then run together.

Xiao Wu has the heart to speak, but what can he say, he said that you don't run away from the women's dormitory, and I am arresting me as an underwear thief, and I just went to the women's dormitory to exorcise ghosts, I didn't mean to come in and delay your good things, this is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding.

Mom believes you!

The fat man who was comforting Li Man in the bedroom also felt that something was wrong at this time, why was it the same outside as if it was turning the sky upside down, and suddenly remembered that Xiao Wu was still outside, and at this time he heard a burst of "underwear thief underwear thief" outside through the door, and immediately knew that it was broken, but the two of them didn't dare to go out, and the fat man squatted in Li Man's bedroom and smiled back and forth, and he almost rolled on the ground.

"Oh my God!" The fat man's tears of laughter came out, and he didn't dare to speak loudly, "I hope Comrade Long Wu can run fast, otherwise he will not be picked up and paraded through the streets for public demonstration?" ”

The little Taoist priest was also speechless, why didn't Comrade Longwu run away, how can this be done, in a panic, he remembered that he still had a phone in his pocket, and hurriedly called Xiao Wu.

"Little Five......" Before the little Taoist priest finished speaking, the angry voice of the little five came, "Tomorrow you will come back, my special mother will kill you!" ”

The fat man's face was suffocated, he laughed quietly for a while, his stomach hurt with laughter, and he took the phone, "Alas, mom, isn't this our 'underwear thief' Comrade Long Wu, you have to run, I see that many girls have jumped down from the second floor to find you." ”

Xiao Wu said that your special mother is embarrassed to speak, if you hadn't screamed like a pig, I would have made it like this.

The fat man didn't have any embarrassment at all, and spread his hands, "It's normal for people, I mainly want to remind you, besides, why don't you know how to run!" ”

"I'll run you paralyzed!"

Xiao Wu's angry voice came, "Your special mother is a disaster!" After saying that, he hung up the phone.

This grand farce lasted until more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, and if it wasn't for the school calling the police and the police car roaring in, I am afraid it would have lasted for a long time.

So when the fat man and the others returned to the dormitory at four o'clock, they found Xiao Wu sitting alone in the dormitory, his face black like a ghost.

"Oh, Comrade Long Wu!" The fat man patted Xiao Wu's shoulder with his hand, "Class greats have to go through such a similar process before they become famous, how can they fly high without honor and disgrace?" The gap between you and the supreme leader of the proletariat has undoubtedly been brought closer tonight! ”

"Believe it or not, I'll stew you in a while......" Xiao Wu said viciously: "I just picked up a soup pot downstairs, just to get some pork stewed vermicelli." ”

"Okay, Comrade Long Wu, this time I was wrong, I apologize to you." The fat man knows that he must be soft now, otherwise with Xiao Wu's arrogant personality, I am afraid that he will not pay attention to himself in three or five days, and today is really his own mistake, although it is unintentional, but this is not a reason not to apologize, so he smiled: "I will invite you to eat for a month." After speaking, he also pressed Xiao Wu's leg diligently.

After three minutes, Xiao Wu found that his anger had gone down half, and he secretly scolded himself in his heart for having no position, and he wanted to clean up the fat man before, but now he even dispersed his anger, shook his hand, and said sullenly: "Sleep!" ”

The little Taoist priest secretly gave a thumbs up, and he was really convinced by the fat man's set, the fat man smiled, glanced at the little Taoist, and several people turned over to bed, and soon fell asleep. (To be continued.) )