Just when Wang Lili was flirting with me, this girl actually turned over and ran away from the bed, leaving me alone to look at each other horny and tangled.

"Your Majesty, the concubine is unwell, so she retired first, turn over the other concubine's signs tonight." This little goblin retreated to the door, and actually gave me such a sentence, so that it didn't make my nose crooked!

Then, I gritted my teeth and said, "But I am just a concubine of yours?" ”

God knows if this Nizi has been messing with me for a long time, and she is choking like me when she talks. I saw that my second daughter-in-law said lightly: "Aren't there still left nobles and right nobles, they have been with the emperor for more than 30 years." ”

I rub! This Nima is definitely deliberately good or not, you know, I haven't jerked off for many years, and I don't love the cold edge of the bed. But this little girl found out about this, so I had to grit my teeth and ask, "Ai Concubine, how can I fulfill my wish?" ”

Just watched this thing slowly sit on the edge of the bed, cocked Erlang's legs, lit a cigarette, and then said arrogantly: "Tell a joke that can make me daxiao, and I will accompany you to finish!" ”

Looking at the other party's legs, I smiled evilly and said, "Do you know what leg clamping syndrome is?" ”

Seeing that the other party didn't answer, I continued to smile evilly and said: "For young girls, leg clamping syndrome is harassed by parasites, and it may also be the result of the decrease in ferritin in the blood of the patient, resulting in insufficient iron storage in the body, causing catecholamine metabolism disorders. ”

After seeing the question mark on the other person's head, I began to say evilly: "Leg clamping syndrome is a bad habit to be corrected for little girls, but it does not exist for adult women." Girls clamp their legs just like boys jerk off, you can feel the pleasure, some girls are particularly sensitive, just by crossing Erlang's legs (while talking, I threw a wink at each other), and some girls need to clamp quilts and the like to achieve pleasure.

Women with leg clamping syndrome generally use the leg clamping method when they want to, and pleasure can be achieved in one minute. However, there are some very unpleasant places for leg clamping syndrome, the most unpleasant is that many girls with legs will not be red for the first time, and then they are not haode when they have sex with their husbands after marriage, it is especially not easy to reach high X, because the sensitivity of the body has decreased, and the rest has no effect, and the leg clamp is cleaner than using hands and utensils, and the most important thing is: fast! (Readers and friends who have daughters, you can take a serious look, even if you popularize the basics.) "First, the old lady doesn't have the leg clamping syndrome you mentioned, the leg clamping is just to have a style; Second, what you're saying is very unfunny. After listening to me, Wang Lili glanced at me, stared at my lower body, and pouted.

Well, this girl's taste has changed, and I'll have to work hard. So, I rolled my eyes and continued: "Do you know that the sea weishenme is blue? for there is water in the sea; Is there water in the sea weishenme blue? Because there are fish in the water; Weishenme has fish that are blue? Because fish spit bubbles; Weishenme fish will spit bubbles is blue? Because the fish spits bubbles blue~blue..."

"It's cold!" Wang Lili grabbed the quilt on the bed and draped it over her shoulders, well, this is a cold joke.

I grabbed my hair, and then said: "When I was working in the imperial capital, a buddy in the unit was a little frustrated, and I never had a partner. So, out of a humanitarian spirit, I came up with an idea for him to raise an Alaskan dog and walk the dog every day at the college near my home, so that a little girl would come to talk to him! After hearing this, he slapped his thigh and felt that it made sense, so he did it. One day I asked him how it worked. He said, "Well, it works well, there are really a lot of little girls who come to tease the dogs, but as soon as they look up at me, they turn around and leave, and they don't even look at the dogs." ”

"It's okay, but, husband, you have to tell a funny story quickly, otherwise, I will have to sleep peacefully!" Wang Lili began to urge me to say.

"Listen, when I was working in the imperial capital, a colleague's wife liked to buy things, especially small items of low value. At first, his wife went shopping and saw a mobile phone lanyard that was very beautiful, so she bought one, and my colleague at that time was a poor student, and in order to capture her heart, she was equipped with a mobile phone for her lanyard; After graduating, his wife saw that the car cushion was very beautiful, so she bought it without saying a word, and two years later, my colleague gave her a Polo; His wife bought a baby bottle, and they had a baby; But when my colleague told me, he said in a very tangled way: "Today my wife bought a pair of men's leather shoes, 43 sizes, and my feet are only 40 sizes." "Speaking of which, I'm sitting alone on the bed hahadaxiao.

"What's so funny about stealing a man!" Wang Lili coldly dropped a sentence, so that I was so angry that I was angry.

Looking at the snow outside that had not yet melted, I said with an idea: "I remember one time, I drank too much with a few friends and walked home. Suddenly, a friend's wallet dropped, and I was about to tell the guy to pick it up. Just watch the guy start pulling a big hole in the snow, and then kick his wallet that fell to the ground into the pit, and Zuihou buries it with snow. When everything was done, the guy burped and said to us proudly, "Don't let anyone else find what I lost!" ”

Wang Lili had a smile on the corner of her mouth, but she didn't laugh out loud, I found out, this product is definitely deliberate, absolutely dripping!

Thinking of this, I hugged and pressed the other party under me with a hungry tiger, pursed my lips, and said in an extremely obscene voice: "There is no perfect life, it is inevitable to be criticized, I don't need everyone to nod my head to do things, I may just make people who hate me more and more unhappy!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Wang Lili struggled to push me down, and then rode on top of me, and then said to me with a high spirit: "You stupid husband, I am your daughter-in-law, I always look forward and backward before doing things, I hate that kind of man, look at you now, how many masters!" ”

Rub, dogs don't eat, people are used to it, if you dare to love me, you have to abuse you every day, you're comfortable, right? I really don't understand what the other party thinks, don't put the board up, you have to be bullied by me every day to be comfortable, could it be that this is the legendary "lead and don't go backwards?" ”

What makes me even more entangled is that this girl has to ride on me every time, this is clearly a kind of discrimination against men, no, I have to resist, where there is oppression, there is resistance, this is the eternal truth. Of course, if the other party resists, I will continue to oppress, which is also an indisputable fact.

So I tried my best to press the other party under me, which way into thinking, this little girl desperately resisted, and also told me that women are easy to give birth to genius babies on it!

What is the truth of this Nima? But who am I, with a slight movement of my brain, I immediately guessed the correct answer: Nima, dare to love because the old, weak, sick and disabled can't swim, right?

Just as I was about to get over each other, I heard a crisp wind chime, accompanied by a shout from the next bedroom...

to be continued