Chapter 36: The Toilet Incident
Everyone twisted into a ball in the cafeteria, and it took a while before they stopped, but in the end, Ye Xiao stayed and was at the mercy of the women. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but he is not a loss, he also took advantage of the scuffle just now, and even Nan Lixiang did not escape his clutches. However, the inspector was also quick to see the opportunity, and immediately withdrew after eating two losses.
And the others were not so lucky, as Ye Xiao's struggle and hiding place was attacked several times, so when they finally stopped, the women would look blushing. Of course, most of the women were teased by Ye Xiao, and Little Alice was ashamed of her because of the impact of the picture. But fortunately, Ye Xiao also knows restraint, his movements are concealed and skilled, and his strong acting skills are coupled with the strong acting skills of the 'senior idiot', so no outsiders can see it except for the parties involved.
The women sat down again with shame and anger, staring at Ye Xiao's eyes with water and fire, that was called a complicated one. And Ye Xiao pretended to be sad, as if he had been greatly wronged. However, Ye Xiao is still honest and a good idiot in the end, since he has received so many benefits from the other party, of course, he must cooperate with everyone to play well.
So what happened next became everyone's time for revenge, because of the cooperation of Little Alice, the combination of Ye Xiao and the two was simply defeated.
Soon Ye Xiao's face was painted with various shapes, compared to Ye Xiao's planned and orderly painting of everyone into their own interesting patterns, the women were simply venting, and as long as they had the opportunity, they would be scribbling fiercely. Little Alice looked at Ye Xiao, who was painted beyond recognition, and smiled from ear to ear, and continued to carry forward her style, no matter what Ye Xiao said, she didn't listen to it, and completely played with her personality. So it didn't take long, and Ye Xiao's face was black and there was nowhere to write.
But where were the girls who were having fun willing to let go, so it was natural that the girls ignored Ye Xiao's protest and asked him to wash his face and start over, which made Ye Xiao grit his teeth for a while. However, Ye Xiao is not a random crowd to rub it round, since the women are so 'cruel and ruthless', he will no longer keep to himself.
So then Ye Xiao served the women more diligently, serving tea and pouring water. And the result is that the number of times the women go to the bathroom has increased significantly, and every time at this time, Ye Xiao will also run to the toilet with an anxious face, as if he has drunk too much water.
At first, everyone didn't care, after all, the men's and women's toilets were separated. And even if Ye Xiao runs to the toilet, he will not delay coming back to paint. But gradually, the women noticed that something was wrong, because compared to Ye Xiao's relaxed appearance after going to the bathroom, the girls were flushed, as if they were more anxious than before. Especially the scene where the girls and Ye Xiao met on the road several times, and Ye Xiao immediately turned around and followed the next one back to the bathroom. Comparing the difference in the face of the person before and after the meeting, it is not difficult to understand the purpose of this pervert who frequently runs to the toilet by referring to his own 'encounter'.
'This bastard! The women who were ashamed and annoyed scolded in their hearts at the same time.
Of course, there are exceptions, that is, the chief inspector of Nanzato and the high school student Miyamoto, because of Ye Xiao's concerns, they were not poisoned at the beginning. So the two of them were very active in making fun of Ye Xiao's face, as if venting their usual grievances and dissatisfaction. Especially when the women who were close to Ye Xiao had scruples because of the 'bathroom incident', and gradually became timid, the two of them became even more positive. So in the end, the two were still blocked in the toilet by Ye Xiao and taught a good lesson.
The inspector has a fiery personality, and after being 'humiliated' by Ye Xiao in the bathroom, he immediately came back to complain, and he didn't have any scruples to directly announce Ye Xiao's crimes to the women. But what I got was the expressions of the women who were 'gloating', 'full of relief', or 'it's finally you'd'.
The inspector has a kind of 'It's a dog!' In the mood, I shouted sadly in my heart, "This script is not right!" Isn't it supposed to be a big-eared scraper thrown in that bastard's face and say, 'Let's break up, scumbag'? If you are lighter, you should also scold a few angry words, and sternly warn the other party to break up like this again. No matter how bad it is, you have to be jealous, right? But what's going on now? Sell cute officer your 'damnable!' 'What?' Big-breasted school doctor, have you forgotten how many days and nights, the two of us fell asleep on the chest? And you! The eldest lady of the Takashiro family! It's enough to have a poison island! That's enough! Why should you also learn from each other's docile character! I beg you, hurry up and take out your tsundere and punish that beast on behalf of the moon! Yes! Yes! Yes! ”
The inspector's face was full of grief and disbelief, and his heart was so mad that he almost had schizophrenia. But then Nan Lixiang seemed to suddenly discover something, and the faces of several of them seemed to be a little familiar? As if I had seen it somewhere not so long ago. Suddenly, the blessing came to her heart, and the light of a detective flashed in Nan Lixiang's mind. This kind of complexion! Isn't it the same as the face you see in the mirror when you wash your hands?
'Could it be that this bastard just now?!' ’
Nan Lixiang, who had this question in her heart, quietly leaned into the ear of her natural big breasts and whispered to ask. What I got was the affirmation of the other party's shyness and resentment.
In an instant, Nanli Xiang was enlightened, completely enlightened. There is an old Chinese saying that 'if you don't suffer from a few, you will suffer from inequality', which is what it means!
Then, Minami Satoka is really schizophrenic! With a weird smile, he looked at the only survivor in the field - Rei Miyamoto! Later, in the case of his own victory, he gave the opportunity to punish Ye Xiao to the other party with a kind smile. And when he saw the other party innocently and happily running over and smearing it on Ye Xiao's face, he felt happy and happy from the bottom of his heart. Especially after the innocent little girl went to the toilet just after painting, Nan Lixiang looked at Ye Xiao with an eager expression of encouragement and urging.
'Little Xiangxiang...... You have fallen! Yuriko Takashiro, who has always been alone, sighed silently in her heart.
"Ah~! Leaf...... Ye Xiao senior! You...... How did you get in? Rei Miyamoto, who had just walked into the women's restroom, was startled by the person behind her. His face turned red and he whispered, "The ...... Senior, you ...... You're on the wrong track, here's ...... It's a women's restroom. ”
"I'm sure I came in the women's bathroom." Ye Xiao approached with a wicked smile, and continued in his mouth: "And I only came in after I made sure that Li was inside!" ”
"Seniors, you, you, don't come here, I, I, I, I'll call!" Miyamoto Li's fair-skinned face blushed to her chest, and her whole person instantly turned pink, moving her steps and retreating.
"I know, and I'm sure, you're going to scream so loudly!" Ye Xiao smiled casually, and played the negative role very realistically. After finishing speaking, he directly stepped forward and hugged Miyamoto Li's thin waist, choked the pair of soft pink lips and began to suck, occasionally probing his tongue into the other party's mouth to tease, and the beautiful high school girl fell in a few seconds.
Then one hand moved up and down slightly, and two balls of light white clothes suddenly appeared in his hands, which were Miyamoto Rei's underwear! And Miyamoto Rei's sailor suit was not messy in the slightest!
Stealing Skill: Perfect Touch!
Effect: Stealing is always successful, and can steal items that the opponent has already equipped, and will have a fraudulent effect, if no one reminds them for a short time, the stolen person will not find out that they have been stolen, even if they strip naked! (The success rate is related to luck, steal skill level, stolen item value, item weight, and target strength.) Since it is a second-level legend, it has a 10% base success rate of solidification. )
Another magic skill from The Elder Scrolls 5! If you're lucky, you can directly reduce the opponent's strength by more than half! Of course, because of the combination with reality, the skills themselves have also changed, and in general, they have been strengthened.
However, Ye Xiao is using it to do embarrassing things with beautiful girls at the moment, and she has to make people cry and laugh. Of course, Ye Xiao didn't have any pity or violent feelings, and he was even excited that he had found the fastest and most labor-saving way to improve his skills. Because just tonight, after stealing and placing underwear on the six girls more than a dozen times in a row, the stealing skill that was obviously slow to upgrade after level 90 was actually upgraded! It was a complete bonus.
Of course, Ye Xiao's thoughts also flashed in an instant, and he had more important things at this time.
For example, push a high school student beautiful girl into the toilet cubicle and let the other party lie down. Then, while enjoying the smooth skin of the other person, you can study what kind of body type the other person is and what is the internal structure? I didn't know what position I would take when picking this sweet fruit in the future, and I made a perfect plan. In addition, we will thoroughly explore the feasibility of the plan and fully implement the supreme guidance of 'no investigation, no voice'.
Of course, because they were too involved, the two of them spent a lot of time in the toilet, and when they returned to the cafeteria, everyone had already dispersed, and they didn't even notify the two.
Miyamoto Li couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief while being embarrassed, at least she didn't have to face everyone's strange eyes now. However, thinking of the bastard's actions just now, the pretty face full of spring love couldn't help but turn a little redder, and her steps became even more vain. Biting his red lip, he angrily knocked Ye Xiao a few times, and dropped a sentence, "It's all your fault, I won't be laughed to death by them now!" Then he turned and ran back to his room. Locking Ye Xiao who came after him outside the door, Miyamoto Li lay on his bed, twisting and beating for a while.
Ye Xiao looked at the closed door, sighed with some regret, put down the idea of taking down the other party in one go, and prepared to go back and check the plan he had made again, and then improve each step of the plan in more detail and detail, so as to solve which button first! So, chick, you wait for me!
However, the wonderful nightlife has just begun, and Ye Xiao will not waste this night.
"I heard that women will have a strong sense of insecurity after the first time, so Xiaomeng~, you open the door and let me go in to comfort and comfort you, I'm really worried about you!" Ye Xiao stood at the door of the little policewoman with a concerned face, and persuaded her bitterly, as if she wanted to eat grandma...... Ahh It's the big bad wolf who wants to eat Little Red Riding Hood.
"You don't talk nonsense! The ghost has any insecurity, and even if there is, it will have disappeared a long time ago, who wants you to comfort him! The little policewoman leaned against the door and smacked.
"Who said that?! It has been scientifically proven that insecurity lasts for at least a month, otherwise how can newlyweds go on their honeymoon? And in my opinion, for a very small reason, the insecurity will be longer, and it will take at least a year to comfort you! Ye Xiao's righteous retort on his face was like an old beast.
"The devil believes you! Besides, I'm 25 years old, so I'm not too young. I asked Aunt Yuriko, I'm 6 years older than you~! The little policewoman continued to fight, but said that there was a little grudge at the end.
"I'm not talking about age." Ye Xiao said calmly, and when he felt that the other party was close to the door and was obviously listening carefully, he continued with a hint of obscenity and ridicule: "I mean you are very small there, and your 'injury' is very serious, so you have to ...... Yes! ”