The next day, Xiaomei looked at Xiao Wu, who was sulking in front of the stall, leaned over to the old man, and whispered, "Grandpa, what's wrong with Xiao Wu?" ”

The old man smiled awkwardly and said, "Alas! When I was out of work yesterday, there was a little accident, an accident! ”

Xiaomei nodded inexplicably, seeing that the old man didn't mean to continue, she handed over a bottle of Fanta with interest, and then left without speaking. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man sent Xiaomei away, and when he turned around, he saw Xiao Wu with a black face and a pair of eyes staring at him, just like the female ghost last night.

"Oh, okay, okay!" The old man sneered and said, "Isn't it just a little sweaty!" Not so much! ”

When Xiao Wuyi heard this, he suddenly became angry, and said in his heart, why did you look like you last night, if you didn't shake an old bird and look like a ghost, I would be so embarrassed? So he opened his mouth and said, "To put it mildly, why don't you wipe it on your own face." ”

"Oh, I'm not worried that you're possessed by a demon!" The old man looked at it, although this kid had a dark face, but he opened his mouth anyway, as long as this person has communication, it is easy to say, so he smiled and came to Xiao Wu and handed over Fanta in his hand.

"Phew!" Xiao Wu snorted and said, "Me? Possess? What ghost have you ever seen possess me so blindly! ”

That's right, as soon as Xiao Wu's state opens, it's basically a ghost who has to walk around, who can get on Xiao Wu's body so blindly, after all, the old man didn't react that night, so it was a big joke.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The old man hurriedly smiled and said, "The eldest grandson is right, if you are thirsty, drink some water!" ”

Xiao Wu glanced at him, but he could only complain like this, the old man was his only relative, and the old man was also messy last night, to put it bluntly, he was still worried about what harm he would suffer, although he was wiped with stinking sweat, but the starting point was still good.

So Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, and after taking the drink, he suddenly sighed, and said, "Why did I get on such a grandfather as you!" ”

What kind of character is the old man, as soon as he heard it, he knew that this kid was a self-esteem monster, and now as long as he was cheeky and said a few words, he could immediately release his suspicions, so he laughed, sat next to Xiao Wu, and said with a smile: "In order to apologize, how about I give you a big gift, old man?" ”

Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, his grandfather had to pick and choose more, he didn't even buy ice cream on a hot day, and he said that tap water is good for physical and mental health, so he was not interested in the "big gift" in the old man's mouth at all, and said: "Not interested!" You better don't talk about it, keep it to yourself and be disgusting. ”

When the old man heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Really? ”

Xiao Wu shook his head.

The old man suddenly sighed, and there seemed to be a hint of cunning in his eyes, only to hear him say slowly: "En...... This matter has something to do with Xiaomei, and you don't want to listen to it? ”

When Xiao Wuyi heard this, he immediately turned his gaze, glared at the old man, and said: "I'll tell you, don't make a mistake, you don't want to mess around here, I still want to, don't fight Xiaomei's idea, if you want to fight, go to fight Aunt Hong's idea, I see that you dance square dance with others every day very well, and your small waist is twisted so neatly." ”

When the old man heard this, he said in his heart how this bad boy knew everything, his old face turned red, and he opened his mouth and said: "I'll tell you, if you don't listen, forget it, how to say it and go to your Aunt Hong, I have nothing to do with your Aunt Hong, isn't this just joining the elderly song and dance team, take advantage of the cool weather these days, practice more, it's good to ......."

Xiao Wu was not interested in the of the elderly song and dance team, but when he saw the old man chattering non-stop, he suddenly felt that one head was bigger than two, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and stopped: "Okay!" Say whatever you like! What do you and Aunt Hong do, I don't have anything to say about you middle-aged and elderly people who love and kill each other, just don't fight Xiaomei's idea. With that, he turned his head and turned around.

When the old man heard this, he saw that Xiao Wu's mouth was closed and all Xiaomei's Xiaomei was there, and he was also a little angry, pulled his face, snorted, and said: "In vain, I still want to send you to Xiaomei's school to study, but you have this attitude, which really makes the old man sad." ”

Xiao Wuyi listened, sneered, and said: "Don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf here, you don't know what level I have, I scored 270 points in the last mock test, I can be admitted to Xiaomei's school, and I will swallow dung on the street!" ”

When the old man heard this, he sneered in his heart, little cub, you finally took the bait, glanced at Xiao Wu with contempt on his face, and said: "You are still a master of exorcism, and you are really finished if you can't even take the college entrance examination." ”

"If you have the ability, go take a test, I'll take a look! Talking here every day! Xiao Wu muttered.

The old man snorted and said, "I don't know who is as stupid as a pig, you can't pass the test, don't you still have so many ghosts!" ”

"What's the use of those things, all of them are either missing arms or ......" Xiao Wu just retorted, but as he spoke, a golden light flashed in his mind, and he immediately interrupted his words.

I saw him think for a while, suddenly his eyes widened, looked at the old man and said, "Could it be that?" I can ......."

"Isn't that stupid!" The old man smiled and said, "Grab a good study and bring it in, no one can see it anyway, this exam is not easy to capture." ”

"Oh my God!" Xiao Wu only knew how to drive away ghosts before, but he never thought about it, and at this time, after being reminded by the old man, countless possibilities for the future immediately appeared in his mind, and he hurriedly jumped up from the ground.

"In other words......" Xiao Wu said excitedly: "I can take which school I want to be admitted to?" ”

"Not really!" The old man stroked his beard and said leisurely: "All walks of life have their own hidden benefits, our industry earns blood-stained money, this welfare is not ordinary, just the college entrance examination, naturally not a problem." ”

"Grandpa!" Xiao Wu shouted, the unhappiness on his face had already flown away from the nine heavens, and he knelt down for the old man with a plop!

"Grandpa!" Xiao Wu's eyes were full of sincere stars, "I want to go to college!" ”

The old man smiled, first showing a "kind" smile on his face, and then pulled his face and said, "No! ”

"Huh?!" Xiao Wuyi was stunned, and said in his heart You just said that you would send me to Xiaomei's school, why did you change your hexagram so quickly, so she hurriedly said: "Grandpa!" ”

The old man smiled secretly in his heart, but on this face, it was not revealed at all, I saw his old face pulled, snorted, and said, "No money!" ”

"You just said you sent me to Xiaomei's school!" Xiao Wu hurriedly said: "How can you talk without words!" ”

"I just asked you, how did you answer?" The old man said: "If you don't go to what you say, you can't rely on me now!" ”

Xiao Wuyi listened, anxious, and said in his heart, aren't you playing with me, is it a pleasure to play me on a hot day or what, and grabbed the old man's pants and didn't let go.

"I don't care!" Xiao Wuyi pulled the old man's pants and shook vigorously: "I don't care!" I'm going to school! ”

Since last night's incident, the old man has always felt that these pants are not securely worn, and this feeling was pulled by Xiao Wuyi, and this feeling suddenly became stronger, and he hurriedly said: "What are you pulling my pants for!" Monkey business! Monkey business! ”

"I don't care, you ran around a bird for a long time yesterday, and I didn't see you ashamed, now why are you afraid that I will pull your pants!" Xiao Wu shook and said: "Anyway, Aunt Hong is sitting opposite now, and I will see how you will meet people in the future if I tear off your pants, and how will you go to the elderly song and dance team!" ”

When the old man heard this, he was immediately happy, thinking that this kid was really good, and he knew that he was threatening himself, and he thought that it was almost over, and if he let him tear it down, the pants would really fall off, so he said fakely: "Okay, okay, okay!" Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I promise you, can't I? Then the voice changed, and he continued: "But I have conditions!" ”

Xiao Wuyi heard that there was a play, and said in his heart that as long as I can go to Xiaomei's school, what do you ask me to do, I will do it, and immediately accompanied a smiling face and asked, "What's the matter, grandpa!" ”

When the old man saw him like this, he laughed secretly in his heart and said, "It's a serious thing for you to go to school, but the situation in our family is ......."

"Hey!" Xiao Wuyi waved his hand and said, "What should I do, tuition, earn it!" ”

When the old man heard this, he shook his head and said, "The money for our fortune-telling stall is too small, it's not enough at all, not to mention your living expenses in the future, and now you can't even make up the tuition fees." ”

"This ......" Xiao Wu suddenly made a mistake and said, "Then we don't have any other ways to make money?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the old man immediately jumped in front of Xiao Wu and said, "As Zhang Sanfeng's seventy-ninth generation exorcist descendants, we naturally have some other business channels, huh!" As he spoke, he handed over a business card and said: "This boss is deeply suffering from the charm and the ghost, and he can't sleep at night, and now he has paid 5,000 cash, and asked Zhang Sanfeng's descendants to go out in person to subdue this demon and monster, so as to calm the prosperous world!" ”

A gust of wind blew, and the willows on the side of the street shook.

Xiao Wuyi was stunned, looked at the business card in front of him, at this time he knew that no matter how stupid he was, all this was a big pit dug by the old man, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes fiercely, looked at the old man and said, "Wait for me here, right?" ”

"Hey, hey! It's not like I said I want to make money! The old man smiled slyly and said, "You said it yourself!" ”

Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, you are not serious, you even have a grandson, and there is no trace of humanity.

"Besides!" The old man smiled and said, "It's not for me!" It's not for your life's events, you must know that this kind of thing is actually ......"

"Stop!" Xiao Wu waved his hand and said helplessly: "I'll go!" Can't I go! ”