Looking at these bare-headed, black-stocked women, my jaw dropped. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoMore than a dozen women with all carbines "suddenly" shot at the devils, and suddenly all the devils were shot and fell to the ground. The leading woman waved her hand, and the women rushed forward with a shout. "What kind of play is this?" I felt like I wasn't running out of brains.

The eldest brother, who was still chatting with me just now, opened his mouth, and the cigarette butt in his mouth fell directly into his neck, and he squeaked and screamed hotly. I hurriedly helped extinguish the cigarette butt, and the eldest brother said with tears in his eyes: "Fucking watched anti-Japanese dramas all my life, I originally thought that tearing devils was the limit, but I didn't expect to be tricked." ”

While comforting him, I asked the staff next to me, "Brother, what kind of scene is this?" ”

The young man only stared at the anti-Japanese beauty wearing black silk, and it took a long time before he turned his head to me and said, ""The Anti-Japanese Nun Company". ”

"Is this a nun?" I pointed to a woman in black stockings and contact lenses and asked in surprise, "It's almost the same as a young lady?"

"You don't have eyes." The young man said angrily, "You can't see that bald head, what is not a nun?" ”

While chatting, I saw a middle-aged man wearing a vest and a pocket running over with a sweaty head and shouting at the young man: "Xiao Liu, what kind of plane are you doing?" The director was angry just now, what kind of extras did you choose? Especially those who play prisoners, one is more sissy than the other, I said Xiao Liu, if you can't do this job, tell me as soon as possible. ”

Xiao Liu's face immediately turned white, and he hurriedly said flatteringly: "Don't worry, I'll go find a few people now, and you give me half a day." ”

"Half a day?" When Ma Jia heard this, his face was longer than that of a donkey, "You mean that this scene is no longer filmed, and the whole crew is waiting for you here?" You will be given fifteen minutes at most, and if you can't find someone for fifteen minutes, you can do it yourself. ”

"Fifteen minutes isn't enough for me to get out. It's really not a human job. Looking at the back of the vest in the distance, Xiao Liu picked up the phone with a grumbling stomach: "Lao Li, hurry up and find a few group performers, ask for a man, and come to Red Army Street in ten minutes." What the? No one? Then don't expect me to give you any more life in the future. Hey, hey. The other side obviously didn't eat his set, and hung up the phone.

Xiao Liu was anxious to turn around like a burning butt at the moment, and when he looked up and saw me and the middle-aged man, his eyes lit up, and he stepped forward and said, "Are you two interested in playing a role?" ”

"The Eighth Route Army or the Martial Arts Corps?" The middle-aged man asked.

"Well, the devil, the kind that was captured." Xiao Liu was a little embarrassed.

"Then I won't act, in case I am seen by the people in the unit, I have to laugh at me for a year." The middle-aged man shook his head repeatedly.

"Big brother." Xiao Liu almost knelt down, "Don't worry, nine times out of ten, we won't be able to get on TV in this play." ”

"Why are you filming this scene if you can't broadcast it? How much money is burned? I asked incredulously.

"Let's tell you the truth, this scene is played by a coal boss in order to praise his Xiaomi, you two help save the emergency, I promise that even if it is accidentally broadcast in the future, I will never show my face." Xiao Liu spoke with a crying tone.

"Let's talk about it first, don't show your face." I said yes after repeated instructions.

"Director, do you watch these two people play prisoners?" Xiao Liu took the two of us to trot all the way to meet the director.

"These two are okay, they don't look like good people, hurry up and change your clothes." This made me angry, with such a low EQ, I really don't know how he became a director.

After changing clothes, a man with a script in his hand came over to tell us a play: "This scene is about you being captured by the nuns, in order to get the firepower distribution in the devil city from your mouths, the nuns tortured you to extract confessions, you would rather die than confess, and then you were killed." Got it? ”

I quickly raised my hand. "How do I feel like I'm playing an underground party? Did you make a mistake in your script? ”

"That's right, investors like to watch beautiful women coerce confessions, you know." After speaking, he turned around and shouted, "Attention departments, start shooting immediately." After speaking, he turned his head to several staff members and ordered, "What are you still doing in a daze?" Tie them up. ”

The staff quickly stepped forward and tied my hands to the post with a set of hemp rope, "Lightly, buddy." Wrist grinding pain. "I felt a little tighter and said immediately.

"If you don't tie it tightly, you can't do it, what if you get on the whip for a while, and you break free in pain?" A staff member said while tying the knot.

"Is it really fighting?" I regret it, I didn't hear Xiao Liu say that he wanted to fight it.

"That's not it, the investor said, it's not really enjoyable. Okay, you won't be able to break free now. After tying the knot hard, the staff touched the sweat on their heads and turned to leave.

With a "pop", three black silk female "nuns" wearing high heels walked over. Before I could speak, a nun with a pair of red phoenix eyes took out a cowhide whip from her back, and played a whip flower in the air.

"Say, how many devils are there in the city?" Danfeng's eye whipped me on the back, and it hurt me so much that I screamed. "It's a hard mouth." A woman with willowy eyebrows next to me kicked me in the stomach, and I almost threw up yesterday's dinner.

I shouted loudly: "It's not that Lao Tzu doesn't recruit, it's you who didn't tell me." ”

"Dare to be hard-mouthed!" Dan Fengyan took out a pistol from the root of his thigh and pointed it at my head, "I'll kill you if I don't say anything." ”

Let's kill it, finish the show early, and end it early. I was about to resist to the end, when suddenly a trace of uneasiness flashed in my heart, and I looked carefully at the gun in her hand, how the more I looked at it, the more it looked like it was real! I hurriedly shouted: "I recruit, I recruit!" There is also a squad of devils in the city, two heavy machine guns, and four small steel cannons! ”

"Director! Why didn't he follow the script! Dan Fengyan turned his head dissatisfied, and said angrily to the director.

"Cards!" The director was so angry that he threw the microphone in his hand and ran over to me: "What's the matter with you?" Didn't you say that? If you want to be stubborn to the end, how can you do it all! Do you still want to act? ”

I took the opportunity to shout, "Play your head, open your eyes and take a good look, what is she holding in her hand?" ”

The director took the gun from Dan Fengyan's hand and checked it casually: "This prop gun is quite decent!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a "pop", a puff of green smoke came out of the muzzle, and the bullet grazed my head, leaving a hole in the wooden door behind me.