Chapter 6 The Monkey Invited Tease
"Dead bald, you remember for me, when I soar one day, I must make you look good...... Bald head, do you think I won't dare bite you! If I become a zombie, the first one to bite will be you, bastard...... You still want to cut me, no way, Lao Tzu is not dead, Lao Tzu is not dead. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "The corpse poison in the body is more and more painful, and Liu Yishan changes a curse in his heart, hates and scolds the bald head ten times.
Unconsciously, when he found that there was suddenly no sound on the other side, he raised his head and found that a basin-sized face was almost attached to his face, so frightened that he almost grabbed the Mo knife in his hand and slashed it over.
The bald head picked up the watch and shook it in front of him, and said, "Hey, I said you kid, you are persistent enough!" It's been thirty-one minutes, and you've not turned into a zombie. ”
"It's been thirty-one minutes, it's really passed!" Liu Yishan only remembered these few words in his mind at the moment, and suddenly felt like his eyes were dizzy from being smashed by a pie in the sky, and happiness came too suddenly, so stunned that he was stunned for a while, and he didn't notice that his swollen right foot slowly recovered, and his right hand, which was withered and only had a layer of skin, also withdrew the lost blood and returned to its original state.
The bald head said with a puzzled face: "It doesn't make sense? A martial artist who has not evolved to the first level can resist even the virus of the second-level zombies, which makes no sense at all! Isn't it that he has abnormal talent and is very determined, do you want to find a second-level zombie's corpse poison and then test it on him? ”
As soon as he heard this, Liu Yishan jumped up in fright like the cat who was stepped on his tail, a few meters away from the bald man, and said hurriedly: "Don't, big brother, don't think nonsense, I'm really a normal person, don't break the law!" ”
"Haha, I'm joking, look at you scared, haha, funny, funny, very funny." The bald head laughed, then put away the axe on his shoulder, and walked to the door with three swaying steps,
Just when Liu Yishan thought that this old bastard was leaving, his casual voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Boy, count yourself lucky, you don't need Lao Tzu to help you get out." In the future, you will be my bald Li Qiang's little brother, you can't go west if I tell you to go east, you can't go north if I tell you to go west, in short, it's two words "loyalty", you know. ”
When he came to the door, he didn't forget to turn his head and shouted at him angrily: "I said boy, are you stupid, what are you doing standing there in a daze, you don't have to eat, why don't you follow the steps of the boss to find food, how do you treat people as little brothers." ”
Liu Yishan was about to cry: "I never thought of being your little brother!" How many years have you been lying with me, just to accompany you bastard, I am the protagonist, I am the "I want to seal the sky". ”
It's just that he finally glanced at the giant axe on his shoulder, and he had to sigh helplessly, but he still had to follow the bald head honestly, and said in his heart: "Don't think that my brother won't dare to kick you, my brother is just afraid of soiling the canvas shoes on my brother's feet, hum!" ”
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Under a collapsed building, the bald head pinched a ball of rat feces in his hand, looked at a figure below, and said with a gloomy face: "This dog thing, Lao Tzu finally found the hiding place of a mutant rat, and was eaten by you, I am really angry, good boy, you go down for me to kill this bastard, practice courage." ”
Behind him, I heard "Good boy! Two words, Liu Yishan's face couldn't help but twitch twice, he raised the Mo knife expressionlessly, paused when he passed by him, and said, "Boss, please call me Liu Yishan's full name!" One good and two words will do. ”
The bald head nodded, and said seriously: "I know it, but next time please remember to call you the boss and my strong brother, Xu Wenqiang's strong, big brother's brother, you know!" Liu Zai. ”
"Big brother, are you a tease invited by the monkey!"
Liu Yishan's face was black, and he didn't want to talk to this stupid hat boss at all, so he yelled at the zombies below with a dead fish face: "Dog, get up, see if I don't kill you bastard." ”
When the zombie who was eating a giant rat the size of a puppy heard this, he immediately turned his head, and as soon as he saw Liu Yishan's figure, the whole blood-covered fanged mouth roared, and rushed towards him.
As soon as the zombie crawled out of the ruins, its speed immediately increased rapidly, which was amazingly fast, definitely surpassing Bolt's world record.
But Liu Yishan seemed to be deaf to this, as if it was not a murderous zombie rushing on the opposite side, but a dead dog, and kept yelling at him: "Come on! Come and bite me! You bastard is here to bite me! See if I don't kill you bastard! ”
The bald Li Qiang also said in a loud voice with great interest on the side: "Yes, that's what it looks like, don't be afraid of it, although the power of the zombie is much stronger than our human beings, and the speed is also very fast, but as long as you are not afraid of it, aim at its neck and slash it, it will burp, well, breaking its heart can also kill it, but it is easy to break its corpse pill, which is not cost-effective." ”
Liu Yishan's mouth twitched, and he yelled countless times in his heart: "Tease, I'm not scolding zombies, Lao Tzu is scolding you for it, can you please stop talking!" You've said these things a dozen times, don't I know? ”
Although he was very helpless to suddenly fly out of his head, he didn't dare to let go of the clenched Mo knife in his hand, staring straight at the zombie's footsteps with his eyes, and silently calculating the speed of its rush and the distance between the two in his heart.
When the zombie landed on a half-meter-high broken corner of the wall, and accelerated head-on, Liu Yishan did not retreat but advanced, and rushed towards it in an oblique direction, when it just got up and stretched out its claws, kicked its legs and jumped towards itself and flew in the air. His entire body instantly crossed his claws, and the Modao slashed towards its neck.
The arm shook slightly, the blade was like a kind of slashing into the cowhide of the knife, tough and difficult to enter, and it was almost stuck on the neck of the zombie, Liu Yishan immediately gritted his teeth and shouted, burst out with the strength of his whole body, and pressed the Mo knife with all his strength, with a crisp click, the knife fell in his hand, and the head fell to the ground.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
Li Qiang couldn't help clapping his palms, a little surprised: "Okay! Boy, this knife cuts neatly, and the route of the rush completely dodges its claws, clean and neat, very good. With this skill, don't lie to me, you kid, this is the second time you've killed zombies. ”
Liu Yishan's somewhat pale face also showed a hint of smugness at this moment and said: "Just about killing zombies!" The supermarket was there for the first time, and here is indeed the second time. ”
The bald head was a little puzzled: "Then with your skills, haven't you killed people before?" ”
"I've killed two or three, and it doesn't feel much like that." Liu Yishan pretended to be light and said lightly, lest he think that he was easy to bully.
"Killed two or three? People can still use only to calculate. Li Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Interesting, interesting, good boy, I found that your kid is getting more and more interesting, and you can kill a second-level zombie before you evolve, it's okay, you have a bit of a future." ”
Liu Yishan rubbed his arm that was a little painful, a little puzzled how the skin of this zombie was so tough, so that he had to strike with all his strength just now! I almost strained my muscles; was thinking about whether he should retract his strength next time, and his face stiffened when he heard this, and he looked at Li Qiang in disbelief: "Wasn't that zombie just now only one meter five or six tall, it's ...... How could it be a second-level zombie? ”
Li Qiang nodded and said: "I just said that the zombies of about two meters are above the second level, who told you that the zombies that are less than two meters are not second-level, this is a speed-type second-level zombie, it grows slowly, of course it is small, otherwise I have to salivate to teach you what to kill it for, you think I am stupid!" As for the corpses of those zombies in the supermarket, I'm still worried that you won't be able to deal with the first-level zombies. ”
As he spoke, he threw out a pair of gloves and said, "Don't be stupid, hurry up and take out the corpse pill, we still have to find something to eat." ”
Liu Yishan picked up the black gloves on the ground with a gloomy face, turned his face and said with gritted teeth and hatred: "Dead bald head, you old bastard already knew that this was a second-level zombie, and asked me to kill it, it was a loss of conscience, completely ignoring my life and death, such a deep hatred, when I have the strength, Lao Tzu will definitely kill you bastard." ”
After packing up the zombie corpse pill, Liu Yishan followed closely behind Li Qiang, wandering in the ruins not far away, until the sun was in the middle of the day, Li Qiang spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and said angrily: "This dog sun, the sun is sweating profusely, isn't this a deliberate intention to make me unable to eat meat?" ”
Liu Yishan silently looked at his oily bald head, and was accidentally glared at by him: "What do you see, haven't you seen such a handsome guy?" ”
turned around and shouted angrily: "Don't look for it, go back and rest, I've been busy with my work for half a day." ”
Liu Yishan was stunned for a moment, then felt the dry stomach below, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Qiang, then let's not eat, how can we kill zombies if we don't have the strength!" ”
I can't help but be in a hurry! In the past few days, he has been running for his life in the wild all the way, living a life of having a meal without a meal, and he is almost too hungry to become a human form, coupled with the consumption of being infected by corpse poison before, he estimates that he will not eat again, and it will not be long before he will faint from hunger.
Li Qiang glanced at him angrily, and said, "Your boss and I still have dozens of catties of rice in the hiding place, which is not enough for you to eat, stupid." ”
Liu Yishan only felt a cold blow through his long hair, taking away the sweat that he had worked so hard to boil, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart: "Dozens of catties of rice? Lao Tzu is almost hungry and faint, your sister still has dozens of catties of rice, and what are you doing with Lao Tzu for a long time, play with me! ”