"Officer Liang, what are you laughing at?" Long Braid asked unhappily. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I stopped laughing and said embarrassedly, "I... I think you're joking with me. Your husband is in his early thirties, how could he not work? ”

The long braid pursed his mouth and said angrily: "Officer Liang, didn't I say it, when my husband was at work, he fell down, and it was a coincidence that he happened to be sitting on a rotten wooden board, and there was a nail on the board." The nail happened to be stuck in my husband's play. This time, everything inside the balls flowed out. My husband slept in bed for two months, and his injuries were healed, but the play was not good. ”

"Ahh Your husband is too unlucky. I sighed.

The long braid pursed his lips and said, "It's not only my husband who is unlucky, but also me." You see, I'm a young woman, and it's really hard to live with a eunuch every day. Especially at night, I can't sleep after tossing and turning. ”

I looked into the long braids and saw a fire in her eyes.

I was shocked and felt that I was in danger of being buried in the "sea of fire", so I hurriedly moved the topic to the bridegroom.

"Which beauty shop will the groom visit, you say?" I asked faintly.

The long braid grabbed my arm and complained shyly: "Officer Liang, you are so handsome, why are you so uninteresting." Now that it's time to get off work, why do you keep talking about work? ”

I wanted to get rid of my long braids, but she held me tight.

"I... I have a girlfriend. I said with a little alarm.

The long braid pursed his lips and said, "Officer Liang, I know, you are talking to Officer Wen about friends, right?" ”

I nodded.

The long braid said disapprerovingly: "Officer Liang, you haven't heard a word, have you?" ”

I asked curiously, "What words?" ”

"The colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flags at home are not falling." Long braid said with a grin.

I smiled wryly and said, "This sentence has long been old-fashioned. ”

The long braids pulled me tighter, and I was tempted: "Officer Liang, you said that you are not married yet, even if you are married, then you can find a lover." Let me tell you: it would be wise for you to find a lover with a married woman like me. A married woman can not only love a man, but also have kung fu in bed, but she can ecstasy. ”

I'm a little confused, I've only known long braids for two days, and there is no ambiguity in my contact with long braids.

Why is this long braid wrapped around me?

I have to admit that I am not only a female ghost bait, but also a woman bait.

The long braid suddenly said, "Brother Liang, I'll take you to the groom's house and the three beauty shops first, and then go to dinner, okay?" ”

The suggestion of long braids surprised me, and I asked, "Aren't you hungry?" Let's eat dinner and go around without hurrying. ”

The long braid twisted his body and said coquettishly: "Brother Liang, people want to drink some wine at dinner, as soon as they drink, their heads will be dizzy, why should they turn around." I... I'm worried that I'm missing your business. ”

As soon as I heard it, the long braids made sense. However, I was also very worried: what if we got drunk?

With her pigtailed personality, she would go crazy and would strip me naked and take me there.

The thought of this shocked me. However, I immediately came up with a plan.

I smiled secretly.

"Okay." I readily agreed.

I went to the bathroom with long braids, and I took the time to make a phone call to Liu Xiong.

"Hey, I'll treat you to dinner." I said happily.

Liu Xiong asked in a daze: "You... Who are you? ”

I was taken aback and asked, "Liu Xiong, you... What's wrong with you, why can't you even hear my voice? ”

Liu Xiong paused and said, "Oh, it turned out to be Liang Ling, I... I just woke up on your phone call, and I'm still confused. ”

I hurriedly said, "You take a break first and wait for my call." ”

"Okay." Liu Xiong said happily.

Long braids came out of the bathroom, and the two of us came out of "Xiyangyang Hotel".

Sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle with long braids, I started the car.

After a while, they arrived at the groom's house.

Guided by the long braids, I rode my motorcycle and observed the three beauty shops.

I wrote down the addresses of the three beauty shops, and then, to the long braids, I said, "Let's go, let's eat." ”

As soon as I arrived at the seafood restaurant, I took advantage of the bathroom to call Liu Xiong and asked him to come over quickly.

"Liang Ling, I won't bring money." Liu Xiong said uneasily.

I grinned and said, "Liu Xiong, don't worry, I'll pay." Not only can you eat and drink well, but you can also have a good time. ”

"What to play?" Liu Xiong asked curiously.

I said mysteriously: "Liu Xiong, come quickly, you will know when you come." ”

As soon as I finished ordering food with long braids, Liu Xiong came running.

When the long braid saw Liu Xiong coming, he whispered unhappily: "Brother Liang, why did you call a light bulb?" ”

I explained: "He insisted on pestering me, you think: we are colleagues, why should we refuse." ”

The long braid glanced at Liu Xiong and said, "Your colleague is not as handsome as you." ”

I giggled and said, "It's not as handsome as me, but it's more sassy than me." ”

When the long braid heard the word "Sao", his face turned red.

"Hey, let me tell you: Liu Xiong doesn't have a girlfriend yet, and he's hanging a gap now." I said ambiguously.

"Brother Liang, you want to pimp me." The long braid reached out under the table and twisted it around my thigh.

I know: the braided commotion is up. It's no wonder that a young woman is at her most energetic, but her husband has become a "eunuch", can you let her not be in a hurry.

Liu Xiong entered the hotel and saw long braids at a glance. His spirits lifted and his eyes lit up.

I could see that Liu Xiong had taken a fancy to the long braids. Perhaps, Liu Xiong is also in the "estrus" period in the past two days.

Liu Xiong smiled at the long braid and greeted, "Beauty, I saw you in "Xiyangyang Hotel". ”

The long braid grinned and said, "I've seen you too." ”

"This is Officer Liu." I introduced the long braids.

"Hello Officer Liu, please take care of me." Long braids reach out for their hands.

Liu Xiong was flattered and held the hand with the long braid, trembled, and said, "Fortunately, fortunately!" ”

I said to Liu Xiong: "She is a waitress on the fifth floor, nicknamed Long Braids. ”

"Ah, your braids are indeed very long, and they are black and oily, and they are so beautiful." Liu Xiong appreciated greedily.

"Are my braids pretty?" The long braid asked with a smile.

It seems that the long braids were praised by Liu Xiongyi, and they were a little fluttery.

"Pretty, of course pretty, pretty, pretty." Liu Xiong tried his best to say well.

It seems that Liu Xiong also fell in love with the long braids at first sight.

The long braids were also intoxicated by Liu Xiong's admiration.

When I saw Liu Xiong and his long braids getting hot, I couldn't help but feel a little smug. It seems that Liu Xiong will be willing to be my "substitute ghost" tonight.

I asked Liu Xiong to come to the banquet to ask him to "extinguish the fire" for my long braids.