Brother Cao suddenly pulled me at this time, "Look at the hearse parked over there." "I looked at the place where Brother Cao pointed, and sure enough, it was a high-end hearse, the reason why it was said to be high-end, because ordinary hearses are generally transformed from small passenger cars, and the most luxurious one I have ever seen is the old Hongqi modified funeral car, and this hearse is the kind of RV that was changed from Audi A8." Have you ever seen an Audi A8 funeral car? Brother Cao asked me, "I used the Audi A8 to make the first car for the wedding." I replied, "This car doesn't have a license plate?" Brother Cao pointed to the bottom of the hood and said, "If you are a traffic policeman, do you dare to stop the funeral car of A8?" "I'm proud that I answered his question head-on. We were poor, and from the Audi next to the hearse, a man and two women walked past us.

I was very entangled in calculating the man's age: this man ** is about fifty years old, the reason why he can't call the specific age is because his hair is gray, but there are not too many wrinkles on his face, although his face is not ruddy, but the oil secreted is very vigorous; Sixty years old is not much if the hair is gray, but if you remove the hair, you are in your forties at most, and the hand he was holding the weeping woman was very thick, and the fingernails were full and shiny, and there was no dirt in the nails, but the half-moon marks on the nails were dark, according to Mencius: "'Dwelling and nourishing qi, transferring the body' refers to the man in front of me, because I could not deduce the age of the man, so I had to divide it by sixty plus forty and divide it by two, and came to the conclusion ^_^ that he was in his fifties." I'm too smart. The crying woman, very well maintained, delicate and ruddy shiny, not only pure natural long eyelashes, but also gave birth to a pair of fox eyes, the so-called fox eyes are pupils focused and the eyelids are raised, this kind of eyes of the woman smiled at the man, that is' Looking back and smiling, there is a small beauty mole in the lower left of the eyebrows, not very obvious, the nose is very high but angular, goose egg face, slender fingers, if it is not for the subtle crow's feet at the corners of the eyes, I believe her thirty, holding a GUCCI bag in her hand, I don't know much about luxury jewelry, but Brother Cao's daughter-in-law happens to have a high imitation of exactly the same as this (Haicheng Nantai spent 220 yuan to buy).

I was admiring the beauty and practice meeting here, suddenly I felt uncomfortable, looked at Lao Cao, and found that Lao Cao also looked at me with the same look, the pointer of the small compass in his hand was about to become a propeller, and when we both looked at the second woman, only her back was left for the two of us.

"Do you see the look of the woman in black?" I hurriedly asked, "I'll just notice the big suitcase that the man is carrying." Lao Cao replied, "I feel very uncomfortable with the woman in black. "Can you have my compass uncomfortable?" Lao Cao finally pulled back a game. "Who's going to be funny with you?" I glanced at Brother Cao, "Yes, I'll embed the compass in the gossip." Brother Cao said as he prepared to open the travel bag he was carrying. I hurriedly pressed Brother Cao's hand, "Let's keep up first." And pulled Brother Cao to the temple.

First, I don't want to be a guy who is tinkering with Taoism at the entrance of the temple, after all, Buddhism and Taoism are originally two families, such as meeting a monk like the Pure Land Sect who is easy to talk to, but if you encounter a Zen sect like an ascetic, we don't plan to enter this temple in the future; Second: It wasn't until the woman in black walked into the temple that I felt better, my physique I said before, not only is the sensing ability strong and has an early warning function (if it is explained too long according to Buddhism, Taoism or scientific theory, it is easy to understand with early warning), from me to the temple gate must be at least fifteen zhang (about 50 meters), and I think the main reason for feeling better now is not that I am far away from that woman, to a large extent, this temple suppresses the things on that woman; Or maybe that woman took the initiative to restrain those things because she wanted to enter the temple, no matter which one it was, this woman was something that Brother Cao and I couldn't afford to mess with.

You need to register to enter the temple, and the three people just now probably said hello very early, and when the two of us got through these red tape, I heard the cry of the woman and the insult of the man inside, "What to save the suffering, what to purify all sentient beings, it's all fart, I'm in trouble, why don't you care, it's also the Great Compassion Temple, ****, if you want me to see, it's a group of bald donkeys who are full of food and looking for guilt (a few words are omitted here)"

When the man was about to scold, he was pulled by the crying woman and walked outside the temple.

"Don't lie to the donor, the donor planted the ten good evil causes, and he was going to bear the evil consequences, but he was still obsessed, even if the old man saved you this time, he couldn't save you from the cycle of cause and effect, good has good and evil has evil retribution, Amitabha!"

The voice is high-pitched and soothing but the words are beady, full of Zen principles, a listening is a Taoist monk, accompanied by this voice, out of an old monk, I fixed my eyes and looked, good guy (Guo Degang's slow version of the statement), the whole live off Jigong, clothes that are patches stacks of patches, that is definitely 'new three years, old three years, If you use a rolling pin to straighten the hunchback, it can be almost one meter seven or eight, and the eyes are as if you haven't woken up, there is only one seam left, and there is no hat, it is estimated that you have not shaved your head in March, the white hair on the top of the head is like a mud kiwi with white hair, a square face, a pointed chin, a big nose and big ears, this is the monk we two plan to visit? This Nima is too non-mainstream, I dragged Brother Cao, and found that Ya looked like a wooden stake, and I looked straight. It took a long time for him to stutter out such a sentence, "This, this, this, this is sharper than Brother Sharp." ”

The old monk glanced at the two of us and smiled slightly. "The old monk has good hearing and has been discovered." I whispered to Brother Cao, "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha." Brother Cao clasped his hands together and kept chanting at the old monk, "Nima, you are Taoist." I kicked him lightly and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" "This time, Lao Cao changed one hand to read, and the other hand made a dusty shape, 'Forehead drop god, if you go on like this, you will really kick the gym.' I patted my head vigorously, and Lao Cao's only flaw was that his adaptability was too bad. In order to remedy, I quickly folded my hands, leaned forward and said, "Master, early afternoon." "After saying that, I regretted it, I regretted it in my intestines, I obviously wanted to say good morning, throw it out early in the afternoon, and there was an immeasurable Tianzun on the side, standing in the temple, and inadvertently flashed five big words "Flying Over the Madhouse" in my mind.

"Two donors, it's inconvenient for the old man to see guests today, and I have a fate to meet again another day, Amitabha!" With that, the old monk walked back to the meditation room. At the same time, it is equivalent to pronouncing the death sentence of the two of us seeing him this time.

to be continued