39 buns
"Mayor buns, freshly baked mayor buns! Meat that was just killed yesterday! Mayor buns for a penny! Outside the South District Station, Lao Liu, a bun shop, shouted vigorously surrounded by a group of wooden soldiers. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
At this time, the Mu Lin Army, who usually burns and loots, is like a good baby, waiting in line to sell the mayor's buns.
Naturally, there are also some bold citizens of the Southern District who have mixed in......
"I want to buy, I want to buy ......"
"Give me one!"
"Zhang Laojiao, you also have today's ......"
"I'm going to eat people......"
Seeing the scene of citizens enthusiastically buying the mayor's steamed buns, they went out to harm elementary school girls...... No, it was the deputy commander-in-chief of the Mulin Army who went out to inspect his subordinates, he was particularly handsome, the third son of the Jade Emperor, and the third prince of the Great Western Empire, Wang Mushan, was very pleased.
Now, Mu Linjun is addicted to selling human meat buns. Since the Queen Mother's steamed buns came out, Mu Linjun's habit of eating human meat buns may not be changed.
Look, under the care of the third prince, Lao Liu, the steamed bun shop at the West District Station, began to develop in the Mulin Juntun in the Southern District and sold the mayor's steamed buns!
The meat supply of the mayor's buns is sufficient, and 70 mayors and district chiefs can kill more than 10,000 catties of meat, and the cut off heads are not wasted. Pull it out to peel and fill the grass, and it can also be used as a tool to warn the **** who can't open your eyes.
That's what Emperor Zhu Baba, who was born as a beggar, did this, killing corrupt officials. The third prince was born in a simple background, and he was often bullied by the black boss of the teacher's parents, bosses, and bosses, and those teachers, bosses, and bosses were corrupt officials!
Although the third prince is now living a wealthy life, the third prince himself hates corrupt officials, and he can't wait to eat the meat of corrupt officials, peel off the skin of corrupt officials, and then fill in straw and turn it into a puppet to hang outside, and this puppet still has a sign around its neck.
[I am a brute who rebelled against the Imperial Army......]
[I don't pay the protection fee on time]
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Because the bun is covered with the dry shares of the third prince, the heavenly soldiers and generals of the Mu Lin Army who are not eye-opening dare to buy things here without giving money. The silver dollar coupon that is full of false fills is very strong here. Everyone took the red penny coin and the white dime coin issued by the puppet emperor bank to buy steaming mayor buns!
This mayor bun...... Hehe, anyway, now in Dongzhou, the meat of the second senior brother is more expensive than the mayor's meat. In the absence of sufficient refrigeration and freezing equipment, this mayor's steamed bun is to fully supply the meat needs of the masses......
As for the opinions of the directors of the management committee who are pale in the police station on the west side of the station square, looking at the **** around the bun shop downstairs through the window of the police station building, eating [mayor's steamed buns] with a happy smile......
Well, the common people are just a fart about her!
If you are powerful, let him become a common man with no money and no power first, and then clean it up!
Now that the Mulin Army is here, except for the devil traitors and temporary workers, they are all ordinary people......
And now...... He is a character who stomps and trembles in Dongzhou City. Except for the imperial army, no one is convinced!
The harmonious and happy Mulinjun block is full of positive energy shining in the sunshine of the new day!
The third prince, who was surrounded by a group of small minions, held a half-eaten mayor's bun and smiled with justice on his face. Soak up the morning sun......
"Dongzhou City, my Wang Mushan is back again!" Wang Mushan, surrounded by a group of followers, roared triumphantly in the morning sun.
The citizens who bought the buns trembled.
Wang Mushan was triumphant. I feel that I am greater than my foolish second brother Wang Mulin.
"Buns, are they delicious?" Behind Wang Mushan, a girl's soft voice came.
"Huh? You are? Wang Mushan turned around and saw a medium-sized girl in a white dress looking at him silently.
Seeing her appearance, Wang Mushan was only stunned for a second, and immediately remembered terrible memories in his mind, his face became distorted, and the bun in his hand fell to the ground.
The girl looked at the buns that rolled to the ground.
"Now, here you go!"
The girl picked up half of the bun, and then stretched out her hand to give it to the third prince of Wang Mushan.
The third prince looked at the human meat bun in the girl's hand, and his legs and stomach couldn't help but tremble.
The third prince's attendant saw a female gendarme of the Imperial Association Army behind the girl and the little fat man with a meaty face, and no one dared to step forward to get to the third prince's side.
"She's deaf, and the eldest lady gave you the bun, dare not take it?" The machine gunner, the little fat man, came to the front of the third prince and pointed at the third prince's nose and reprimanded.
Seeing the fat demon king who was still holding a machine gun to his family's chest with a fierce face a few days ago, the third prince couldn't help but weaken his legs and sat on the ground.
"Buns...... Is it tasty? The girl held half a human meat bun in her hand, tilted her head innocently and asked the third prince who was sitting on the ground.
The third prince's sphincter was not under his control, and the ******** in his body gushed out......
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At the same time, in the north of the city, Huang Doudou is still enjoying the teachings of the Red Guards......
Several blue liberation caps with five-star shields on top of their heads, and the inquisitors in green military uniforms and blue pants looked at the mosaic of yellow beans that had been stripped off of their clothes and hung on the wall.
"Ready to confess? You know our policies......" said the blue hat.
"Comrade...... I've been sent by the capital to deliver a letter to your chief...... Let me down, I haven't eaten for two days, please ......," said Huang Doudou with tears in his eyes.
"Hmph, pretend to be pathetic...... Looks like you're going to die to the end......" The blue hat in the lead waved his hand, and several of the blue hat henchmen plucked the beans off the wall and tied them to a chair.
"What are you going to do? I'm not a traitor, I'm not a ......," Huang Doudou struggled hard.
"Hmph, dog traitor! If you are not a traitor, then why do you know the specific time of Yin Jin's rebellion. Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of traitors like you. can't escape the fiery eyes of my Director Sun! Xiao Liu, Xiao Liang, you two hang up the phone line for him! ”
Xiao Liu Xiaoliang and the two of them quickly took out a crank phone and took out two wires, one wire was hung with the nipple of the soybean bean, and the other wire was connected to the Ding Ding of the soybean bean......
"No...... What are you going to do? I am an officer of the people's army, and I can't be humiliated......" Huang Doudou struggled.
"Revisionist traitor! Honestly explain your conspiracy to come to our Jinggangshan Revolutionary Committee! Director Sun shouted.
"I don't have a conspiracy, I'm here to deliver a letter to you......" Huang Doudou defended.
"Do it!" Director Sun of the blue hat waved his hand, and the phone was shaken, and Huang Doudou's whole body shook like a dead fish. After a few minutes, the sweaty Huang Doudou collapsed, and a lot of rice green liquid erupted from the dingding below......
"I confess, I confess...... I'm a traitor, don't fight ......" Huang Doudou, who was drooling, was finally ready to explain how he colluded with the imperialists and was ready to destroy the good situation of the Jinggangshan Revolutionary Committee......
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Xinjing, the puppet palace.
The puppet emperor with light flaxen hair and miserable green eyes was now frowning at Yin Jin and Old Thief Fang opposite.
"Nonsense, this poisoning thing can't happen at all! Wang Mulin was killed by the machine gun of the imperial army's plane, I have a photo here! The puppet emperor scolded.
"Your Majesty Mingjian, but this matter has spread in Dongzhou." Yin Jin said with a frown.
"Do you believe this?" The puppet emperor asked condescendingly.
"The lower officials don't believe it either. But this ...... There are too many ignorant crowds out there. In the past few days in Xinjing, as soon as it was known that he was from Dongzhou, he was asked about the poisoning joke, and Xiaguan was also very annoyed......" Yin Jin said with a bitter face. I don't know why this puppet emperor is so interested in the cause of Wang Mulin's fool's death.
"Now, I'm here to tell you, it's not technically feasible to poison it. First of all, if you poison the force, then put the poison in the womb. The poison is absorbed by the uterine mucosa, and the female spy is dead. The puppet emperor said.
"Your Majesty, Xia Guan is a criminal investigation policeman, and he has also explained to others. But others didn't believe it, and said that the Soviet spies had a poisonous needle, just like the built-in needle in the cap of a medicine bottle...... The ...... of the gods who say it is god"
"Then you believe it?" The puppet emperor's tone was not good, and he squinted at Yin Jin.
"The lower officials don't dare to ......" Yin Jin was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the puppet emperor to apologize.
"Get up...... You don't understand ...... either" The puppet emperor raised his hand to signal Yin Jin to get up, and then continued to explain: "The poison needle you said is very creative, but it is actually impossible!" Because physiologically, women are not able to freely control uterine contractions and thus control poison needles......"
"Your Majesty is erudite, and Weichen has been taught." Yin Jin said politely.
The puppet emperor was very satisfied, and then remembered the matter, and then stretched out his hand and motioned for Xiao Shunzi to hand a piece of paper to Yin Jin.
"Yin Aiqing, this is the DNA test report of Xinjing Imperial Hospital, you and the old thief Fang next to you are indeed biological father and son."
The old thief Fang knelt on the ground with tears in gratitude, kowtowed and thanked him, and shouted Long live my emperor, long live, long live.
Yin Jin frowned as he held the report in his hand.
For a moment, a strange feeling rose to my heart.
At this time, the old thief Fang also opened his mouth, asking the emperor to return the right of the old thief to rule Dongzhou.
The puppet emperor couldn't help but laugh when he heard Fang Lao's words:
"Well...... Doesn't your Dongzhou have the characteristics of Dongzhou? Who's got the big fist has the final say? Otherwise, if you can beat your son, then you will be the mayor of Dongzhou? ”
"This ...... But I'm Yin Jin's father, my father? ”
"You dare not listen to my words?" The puppet emperor came lightly.
Old thief Fang was frightened and knelt on the ground again and kowtowed and begged to be spared.
"Hmph......" The puppet emperor glanced at Old Thief Fang with contempt, and then turned his gaze back to Yin Jin. Yin Aiqing, I am deeply gratified that you took the initiative to dedicate the city. In the future, the position of the mayor of Dongzhou will be your home! Then, do you want any more reward? As long as I can give, I can give it! ”
Listening to the puppet emperor's words, Yin Jin knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the puppet emperor with a flushed face.
"Alas...... Yin Aiqing, why is this ......?"
"Your Majesty, I want the lady in your palace......" Yin Jin said as he knelt on the ground face down.
For a while, the palace in the puppet emperor was cold. Xiao Shunzi, the eunuch beside the puppet emperor, as well as the four yellow coats, plus the ministers who accompanied Yin Jin to face the saint, were stunned one by one.