Chapter 31: An Invitation from the Underworld
After the group got into the car, they went straight to the nearest town, and after resting in the town for two days, everyone said goodbye, the two ethnic minority girls returned to Shanxi, the sword combination and Hu Meng stayed on the grassland, Xiao Yao wanted to go with Qin Fan and them, Master Lin and Lin Xue Lin Zheng waited for someone to pick up in this town, Qin Fan was not polite, and drove a jeep directly, and went straight to the imperial capital with Bai Yu Wang Yuhang and Xiao Yao. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Qin Fan took the three of them back to the store, and it became lively, after a few people played together for a few days, they were busy with their own things, Wang Yuhang still repeated the boring exercise every day, Bai Yu hung the chain around his neck again, to collect protection money, but Xiao Yao has been pestering Qin Fan to talk about feng shui problems, after about half a month, when Qin Fan was playing a game, the mobile phone rang, Qin Fan picked it up and took a look, the number displayed on the mobile phone was actually a string of 0, Qin Fan frowned and picked it up, A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Boy, you've been pretty chic lately, is that wine still there?" It was actually a call from the Seventh Master,
"Yes! As long as the seventh master wants to drink, he can have it at any time! ”
"Yes, yes, very sensible!"
"Seventh Master, can the underworld still call?"
"As long as the mana is strong enough, there is nothing that can't be done, but this time there is something good to find you."
"Uh, what's the matter..."Qin Fan didn't think that the Seventh Master would have a good thing to find himself, let alone what good thing could a ghost find someone?
"I want you to go to the underworld!"
"Isn't it, Seventh Master, this is also a good thing?" Several black lines suddenly appeared on Qin Fan's face.
"Haven't you always wanted to come to the underworld to have a look, I'll fulfill your wish this time!"
"Seventh Master, you still have something to say!"
"I need you and that kid to come to the underworld to do us a favor, you can rest assured in terms of safety, and there will be benefits for you after the thing is over."
"What benefits?!" Qin Fan's eyes lit up, the benefits given by the Seventh Master must not be small.
"You come down first!"
"Uh, how do I go down? You don't want me to kill myself, do you? ”
"Stupid! Every time I see you, it's in your dream, this time before you go to bed, put the everlasting lamp on your head, and after you fall asleep, I naturally have a way to take you down, as long as the everlasting lamp is not extinguished, you can still return the yang, Lao Hei also said to that kid, wait for you to sleep together at night! After finishing speaking, the seventh master hung up the phone, and the corners of Qin Fan's mouth twitched unnaturally, why do you want me to sleep with him?! How weird does it sound....
After Bai Yu came back, he was even more direct, looked at Qin Fan and said, "Let's sleep!" Qin Fan was almost choked to death, and yelled at Bai Yu: "Sleep on wool!?" Qin Fan rolled his eyes, began to prepare the ever-bright lantern, and wrote the names of the two after the eight characters of the two were born, and in the evening, Qin Fan called Wang Yuhang and Xiao Yao over and said: "After the two of us fall asleep, you are optimistic about the ever-bright lantern above our heads, don't let the lamp go out." Xiao Yao said excitedly: "You really want to go to the underworld?" Can you bring me one? Qin Fan was embarrassed for a moment and said, "You think it's a trip!" ”
After nightfall, Qin Fan reluctantly lay down with Bai Yu, and fell asleep holding Bai Yu in a daze, Qin Fan felt that someone was staring at him in his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw two figures, one black and one white, the seventh and eighth masters looked at themselves with strange smiles on their faces, Qin Fan was stunned for a moment, only to realize that he and Bai Yu hugged each other in an extremely indecent posture, Bai Yu and Qin Fan's upper body hugged each other tightly, and Bai Yu's legs were still sandwiched between Qin Fan's legs....
Qin Fan hurriedly pushed Bai Yu away, patted his clothes and stood up, Bai Yu didn't wake up, and hugged Qin Fan's thigh again, Qin Fan couldn't bear it, kicked over, and Bai Yu stood up suddenly: "Who kicked me?!" Bai Yu looked at Qin Fan, then at the two unscrupulous old ghosts, scratched his head and sneered: "Seventh master and eighth master are good!" The eighth master still had a dark face and didn't speak, and the seventh master smiled and said: "It's still in your dreams, let's talk about it first, and then I'll take you to see the style of the underworld!" Qin Fan looked at the Seventh Master and said, "What are you doing if you want us to go to the underworld?" ”
The seventh master lit a cigarette and said: "You are very clear about the situation in the underworld, now the bull head and horse face are becoming more and more presumptuous, and they are all blatantly provoking evil wizards privately, and after the death of several powerful evil wizards in their lives, they also occupy a chassis, delusionally wanting to dominate the underworld, and the bull head and horse face actually colluded with them, and Judge Cui also let it go, we have their eyes staring at wherever we go now, if it weren't for Lao Hei's anger and scattered a few souls, now I don't even have the opportunity to come out to see you." Qin Fan thought for a while and said, "Then what can we help?" ”
The old face of the seventh master smiled obscenely and said: "Lao Hei and I plan to ask for foreign aid, and it is estimated that we will be able to come back for a while, and you will need to replace us during this time." Bai Yu was startled and said, "No! I'm so handsome, how can I replace you, I will definitely be seen! The eighth master kicked Bai Yu away with a black face, and muttered in his mouth: "Handsome fart!" Qin Fan wiped a cold sweat and said, "Well, Bai Yu means that I don't look like you, not to mention that our abilities can't be compared with yours, how can this be replaced!" ”
The seventh master smiled and said: "I have my own way, when the time comes, I will make you look like the two of us, as long as you shake around at will every day, or don't go out of the house at all, whoever talks to you, you just kick him, or simply ignore it, it's very simple!" Bai Yu ran back and said, "Hehe, that... What about the benefits of saying good? The eighth master glanced at Bai Yu and said, "Benefits? What Cuban cigar you promised me last time hasn't you brought it yet?! Bai Yu said with a cheap smile: "That... Isn't it been busy lately? The Seventh Master smiled and said, "I'll talk about this later, and when we come back, I'll teach you a few tricks, as well as how to use this magic weapon, and I'll tell you." ”
Qin Fan decisively slapped his thigh and said, "Deal!" The seventh master smiled and waved his hand to the two, Qin Fan and Bai Yu fainted suddenly, and when they woke up again, they were in a dilapidated wooden house, which can be said to be very simple, with two beds, four chairs and a table, the two masters were sitting on the chairs and playing chess, Bai Yu got up and sat next to the eighth master with a big grin, looked at the room and said, "The decoration of your house is too broken!" The eighth master resisted the urge to smash Bai Yu with a chess piece and said, "We have lived here for thousands of years. The seventh master smiled and said, "Let's go, take you out to have a look." ”
Qin Fan and Bai Yu followed the seventh master and the eighth master out of the house, there was a waterfall directly outside the house, the strange thing is that it was very close to the waterfall and did not hear the sound of the waterfall, the underworld naturally has no sun, there is only a gray sky above, not far from the waterfall, there is a quiet small pool, and the waterfall rushing down has become an obvious contrast, the seventh master pointed to the small pool and said: "That is the reincarnation pool, leaving you here, is also to let you guard it, although you have no body, But ordinary spells can still be used, and things with spiritual power are still on you, ordinary ghosts will not be your opponents, not to mention that our magic weapons are the most powerful in the underworld. ”
Qin Fan and Bai Yu nodded heavily, Qin Fan looked at this place carefully, in fact, the scenery is quite good, but there are no plants and animals in the underworld, only poor mountains and bad waters, and endless ghosts, but in Qin Fan's opinion, this is a good place to escape from the world, one day the life on earth is enough, it is also a good choice to come to this seclusion, Bai Yu thought about it and said, "What are we eating here?" The eighth master glared at Bai Yu and said, "Ghosts don't need to eat, so you can bear with it!" Bai Yu's face suddenly became bitter, and he muttered in his mouth: "Then you still smoke and drink, and you still think that you are very corrupt in the underworld!" The seventh master waved his hand and said: "Don't listen to the old black, walk to the west for a while, you can see a tavern called "One Person Yin Drunk", we go there to eat and drink for free, the boss there can be trusted, they are all old friends for many years. ”
Bai Yu frowned and said, "This name is a little familiar..."The eighth master glared at Bai Yu and said, "You guys should be careful in the underworld, if you meet a bull head and a horse, try not to conflict with them." Qin Fan said: "Is the bull head and horse noodles very powerful?" The seventh master waved his hand and said, "It's all rubbish, but it's more than enough to deal with you." Looking at Qin Fan's face, the Seventh Master smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, they saw that we were all taking a detour, and they didn't dare to do anything with us." The Seventh Master smiled lewdly, leaned close to Qin Fan's ear and said, "If you fancy any female ghost, take it away directly, but don't bring it to my house, solve it outside." ”
Qin Fan was really speechless at the moment, wondering if these two were often doing this, the eighth master threw a piece of black and white ancient jade towards Bai Yu, and then said: "If there is anything important, crush it immediately, we will rush back as quickly as possible, as long as you don't cause a big disaster, you can't use it, just in case!" Qin Fan felt that something was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "How long are you going to go?" It won't be long, right? The seventh master waved his hand and said: "Hurry, the inside of the underworld is very slow, according to the algorithm of the yang world, it will only be more than half a month!" ”
The corners of Qin Fan's mouth twitched and said, "At that time, our bodies all stinked!" Won't you be a zombie again? The seventh master shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I only took away your two souls and six souls, and there is still one soul and one soul left in the body, you are now at most vegetative, and you can't die." Looking at the Seventh Master's indifferent look, Qin Fan was really a little suspicious in his heart, the Seventh Master looked at Bai Yu and the Eighth Master hooking their shoulders and didn't know what to say there, turned his head to Qin Fan and said, "Follow me." The Seventh Master took Bai Yu to the bottom of the waterfall, where the small pool and the waterfall were only separated by a wall, but they did not invade each other.
The Seventh Master took Qin Fan to sit on the stone in the middle, looked at the small pool and said, "This is the reincarnation pool, I met her here back then, everything here has not changed, if she can come back, she should be very happy to see here." Qin Fan asked tentatively, "Seventh Master, with your position in the underworld, can't you really get her back?" The seventh master sighed and said: "It's not that I can't, I have looked for it, but I haven't found it, after she was reincarnated, I have been paying attention to the soul who came to the underworld, but I have never seen her, even if the soul remains in the world after death, after a hundred years, the soul will return to the underworld, but she didn't, either she has lived for thousands of years and has not died, or the soul has dissipated in the world, but unfortunately only the judge and the king of Hades have the right to see the book of life and death, and now the king of Hades is in retreat, and the judge is not the previous judge." ”
Qin Fan nodded, even if it was the Seventh Master, it was not possible to do everything as expected, Qin Fan couldn't help but think of Linlin...
The seventh master looked at the waterfall and waved his hand, the waterfall stopped instantly, just behind the waterfall, a poem was written, the seventh master looked at the poem, full of memories and read:
The eyebrows are like a lonely goose on the clouds
The eyes seem to be delicate and leisurely
The white tooth and red lips are introduced into the painting
The beautiful woman messes with my heart
Rolling yellow sand under the sunset
The lone wolf storms the world
Not for green mountains and green water
But beg the remnants to protect her
The red beans of the southern country are falling one by one
The autumn wind in northern Xinjiang is cold
It is difficult to get acquainted with each other
Wisps of love spread the world
The eighth master didn't know when he came behind Qin Fan, and said to the seventh master: "Lao Bai, it's time to go!" The Seventh Master nodded back to his senses and said to Qin Fan, "Remember to help me guard this place, don't let people destroy the tranquility here." Qin Fan nodded and said, "I will!" The Seventh Master smiled and said, "Okay! It's time for us to go, waiting for our good news! After finishing speaking, with a wave of his hand, Qin Fan and Bai Yu instantly changed, and the seventh and eighth masters slowly disappeared.
Bai Yu turned into the appearance of the eighth master at this time, and smiled obscenely at Qin Fan with a black face and said, "Your face is really underbeaten!" Qin Fan turned into the appearance of the Seventh Master, of course he knew that this face was too bad, Qin Fan ignored Bai Yu, looked at the waterfall in front of him and said, "Actually, the scenery here is also good." Bai Yu pursed his lips and said, "What's so good?" There are no Internet cafes or bars, so what are you going to do? Qin Fan was stunned for a moment and said, "Who said there is no bar?" Bai Yu patted his thigh and said, "That's right, didn't you say that there is a tavern?" Let's go and have a look and try the wine of the underworld! Qin Fan did not refuse, after all, Qin Fan was also greedy....
"One person is drunk in yin" A somewhat dilapidated sign was hung on top of an even more dilapidated room, Bai Yu looked at it and said: "Go in and try it, maybe the bar in the underworld is the same as the barbecue restaurant in the yang, the more broken it is, the better it may be!" Qin Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I've served you." As soon as the two entered, the lively sound inside suddenly stopped, and a group of little ghosts who were drinking lowered their heads and did not dare to make a sound, and the waiter inside quickly ran over and said, "The second master is here!" Inside please! Qin Fan and Bai Yu glanced at each other, it seems that it is still beneficial to pretend to be the seventh master and the eighth master, after all, there is face wherever you go!