"On February 14, 2022, Valentine's Day, Xiaoxue" glasses girl began to read her diary. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What for?" Qin Xue replied.

"It's not called you, Xiaoxue refers to the weather at that time." The glasses girl explained with a smile and a smile.

"Oh, then go on, go on, go on." Qin Xue was a little embarrassed.

February 14, 2022, Valentine's Day, light snow.

The first diary of the new year, it has been three days since I returned to the army, and I only bought this new book today to record the life of this army. Today is Valentine's Day, a very contradictory day, some people are happy, some people cry, some people are lovesick, some people are sad, and it may also change some people's lives.

In the morning, we finished the regular training as usual, and in the afternoon we were given a holiday, which is indeed very good news, and we soldiers can also touch the light of Valentine's Day.

After lunch, I plan to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, and then think about how to spend this Valentine's Day holiday, we single young people, will there be an affair, while thinking about various possibilities, while walking towards the dormitory, to the door of the dormitory, I heard the heart-rending singing from inside, "Chrysanthemum remnants, full of ......wounds" this kid's masturbation song, I was surprised, he sang such a song when he masturbated, what kind of mentality is it.

Pushing the door in, I coughed heavily, and said to me without replying, "Squad leader, it's not good for you to scare people like this, and I, a good soldier with high psychological quality, can withstand it, and ordinary people are easy to make you scared of impotence." As he spoke, his hand did not stop, and he kept stroking at the bullseye he had drawn on the wall.

I looked at his stinky and shameless appearance, and I really wanted to kick him hard to give him a taste of what it was like to be full of wounds. But I couldn't help it, let's still talk about civilization and new style. So I said to him, "How many times have you been caught that day, and whether you have any organizational discipline, and whether you have taken me as a squad leader seriously." ”

I decided to criticize him seriously, and this kid said with a hippie smile, "Squad leader, I don't just put you in my eyes, I put you at ease." We're all good brothers, so just turn a blind eye. ”

I can't spare him, "How many times have I let you go, how did you come to be nicknamed to be masturbated, how many people have watched you perform, if the superior leaders know, I will be punished with you." I definitely can't let you go this time, you cancel today's leave, do 500 push-ups, and run 20 laps of the playground. "I decided to give him some color.

"Squad leader, don't be like this, I'll treat you to a good meal in the evening, you forget it this time."

This kid wants to bribe me, so if you can do it, you must teach him a lesson: "Give me less of this, the crime of bribing the chief will be increased by one degree, and the punishment will be doubled." ”

He didn't know if he was scared by me, or if he was getting high, and he shot in the heart intently. Then he said, "Squad leader, where has your humanity gone?" That's too ruthless, isn't it? ”

I replied, "My humanity has just been shot on the wall by you." ”

He looked at the masterpiece on the wall and smiled, "Squad leader, your humanity is really twisted, still sticky, and still lewd." ”

He scolded me in disguise, he didn't take me as a squad leader too seriously, and the squad leader also wanted to save face, so he had to cut him. "That day! What kind of attitude do you have, stand upright, I have to punish you today, you give me a good reflection, how bad the impact of your actions is. "I'm a little on fire.

"Yes, squad leader, in fact, I also have a gun in my hand, practice diligently, if I hadn't practiced so hard, would I have won the title of the first marksman." For the sake of me also making meritorious contributions to the squad leader, you have a long face, so forgive me this time. ”

Actually, I have a really good relationship with that guy who masturbates.,Just think about it.,After all, he hasn't done anything illegal except for often masturbating to the wall.。 "Just this once, give me some attention in the future. We were both unlucky to be seen by the chief. ”

There's nothing I can do about that masturbation.,It's completely shameless.,It's extremely capable.,Outstanding marksmanship.,Just last year I was rated as the first sharpshooter in the military region.。 I don't think there are many people in the country who can have his marksmanship.

Seeing that I let him go, this thing swished and said, "It's still our squad leader, I didn't say it, squad leader, I'll invite you to dinner, what's the matter?" Afraid to say it's a bribe? Then I'll sing you a song. ”

If he wants to sing, let's spare me, he seems to be going to sing a masturbation song, and then he will shoot at me again, but how to fix it. "Anything else, pull it down, please listen to some elegant music, and besides, this song is also very meaningful, you see that you changed it. It's okay, you can also listen to Chopin, Beethoven or something to improve the quality. "I enlightened him with affection and reason.

He was very unconvinced, "Squad leader, what he said seems to be that Chopin Beethoven can be understood, let me tell you, people, you have to decorate less B, it will be easy to become true if you pretend more." If it becomes real, it will become a drawing pencil. If you become a pencil, then I'll make a pencil sharpener. ”

He talked so much, but I didn't really understand it. Now that I write it, I seem to understand a little. I asked him, "I'm a pencil, you're a pencil sharpener, are you trying to sharpen me?" ”

He smiled evilly, "No, squad leader, it's not to cut you." "Then what kind of pencil sharpener he is, I can't figure it out now.

In the evening, he took me, as well as the iron sheet and glass heart into the city for dinner, and on Valentine's Day, the four of us old men hooked up and asked passers-by to help us take a few photos. Then I went to our city's more famous Moonlight Hotel to eat, that this time it can be regarded as a big deal, this Moonlight Hotel, listen to the name is very expensive. It's strange that on Valentine's Day, there is no queue here, don't the locals come here, and those who come to travel don't come out for a good meal? This makes the face of the hotel so much.

The four of us ordered 100 skewers of roast lamb, a large pot of haggis soup, and two roast lamb legs, and it was estimated that one sheep was almost finished by us. The boy also ordered a case of beer, saying that it was rare to be happy, and everyone should drink it. The boss was very generous and gave us two plates of melon seeds, and the four of us chatted while drinking beer while knocking melon seeds.

First, the iron sheet began to squeeze the masturbation, "Hey, I said masturbation, I heard that you were caught by the squad leader again today?" You're masturbating every day, and you can't masturbate your bald skin. Your brother followed you with blood mold. ”

Iron Sheet said so, that masturbation must not be convinced, "You know a fart, my younger brother is now trained by me to be very strong, and where to fight, no false hair, in the future, your kid marries a daughter-in-law, if you can't hit, buddy, I'll help you, one shot and one accurate." It's free, it's free. ”

The tin sheet is not a fuel-efficient lamp either, "Pull it down, you this...... When the time comes, can you use your daughter-in-law to talk about it, don't beg me then, I won't help you, just because you look so unprecedented, I don't dare to touch your daughter-in-law. ”

I'll hurry up to round the field, and if this continues, these two goods have to do it, if these two guys fight, this Moonlight Hotel is estimated to be the only Moonlight Hotel left. "Alas, what are you two doing, pay attention to the influence, you see that the four beauties over there are laughing at both of you." I said to them both in a hint of the direction of the next table.

How did you think of this, but pointed the muzzle at the mushrooms and sprayed, "Squad leader, you haven't seen a beauty, it's called a beauty, it's okay to wear white clothes, but look at her, it's a cold day, and she still shows her legs, even if her legs are good-looking, it's still so thick, I'm embarrassed to show it." "That kid is too badly beaten, and he still says bad things about people and says them so loudly, I'm afraid that people won't hear them. It's only a few sips, so it's not too much.

Sure enough, the beauty next door was not happy to roll up her sleeves and came over, stepped on the stool with her feet, lifted her coat, and exposed her whole white legs.

The girl generously pointed to her legs, "You can see clearly, where are Lao Tzu's legs thick?" "This girl's temper is also fiery enough, ordinary girls are not so bold, challenging four mighty and majestic beautiful men alone.

The one who stared at the girl's legs, "Oh, I read it wrong, it turned out to be wearing woolen pants, no wonder it looks like thick legs." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, touched the girl's leg and continued, "Ah, the quality of these wool pants is quite good, they are slippery like real legs, and there is not a lot of hair, where did you buy them?" ”

The girl's face turned white, "Your uncle, are you saying that my legs are not only thick, but also have a lot ......of hair, right, and touch, and touch," the girl said, picking up a skewer of barbecue meat, and pricking the hand with the tip of the iron rod in the middle. Then he said, "Look at what you look like, like a baked monkey, just like you look, it's already brave to have the courage to live, and you still have the courage to laugh at Lao Tzu's thick legs, let me tell you, with your virtue, you can't find a girlfriend in your life, and you will slowly masturbate yourself." After speaking, he threw the meat skewers on the legs, slapped the slap on the face, took a sip, and went back to his table to eat.

The decadent wiped his face and glanced at the iron sheet that blossomed, "Laugh at your old sister, I touched my legs." ”

Tin Hide choked for a moment, seemed to have an understanding, and turned to the girl and shouted, "Hey, beauty, your breasts seem to be a little small." "I'll hurry up and stop it, this style is too problematic, even if you drink, you can't do this, isn't this a hooligan.

The girl at the table ignored Tin Hide and muttered something quietly. Iron Sheet was still energetic, "What's the matter, I'm not as handsome as the black monkey, why don't you strangle me." ”

The four girls gave him a middle finger at the same time and ignored him.

What kind of soldiers do you say my subordinates are, it's just a bit of a wonder, and now drinking with me is even more wonderful. One masturbates every day, one is thick-skinned, and one is a crybaby. Originally, this crybaby glass heart was not suitable for staying in the army, but he was born with great strength, and the veterans and recruits in the army added a piece, and few of them had beaten him. Iron Sheet is a military wizard, particularly proficient in various strategies and tactics, and is also good at marksmanship and fighting, of course, he is best known for his skin as thick as a city wall. As far as I'm concerned, I don't have any special skills.

Flirting with the perfect woman, we continued to talk and laugh and drink wine and eat meat, and when we were in a hurry, a man and a woman came in at the door and completely ruined our Valentine's Day.