CHAPTER XXXII
Walking on the way to the hot pot restaurant, looking at the hot eyes that almost all the men passing by cast at Tang Xueyan, the four of us who were fortunate to follow the beautiful woman felt that their faces were unique. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
It was almost like taking stimulants, and the three of us tightly surrounded Tang Xueyan between the three of us along the way, just like seeing a baby who couldn't put it down, and the three men kept checking people's household registrations for a while.
Not to mention the gossip and the west, and even what kind of clothes people like to wear, they have to ask several times. Especially Han Yongbo, in addition to asking people if they have talked about boyfriends, they will also ask what kind of boys they like and what activities they usually like to participate in.
The journey with beautiful women is always very short, and after a few of us went to the hot pot city to find an empty box partition and sat down, I greeted the nearest waiter in a good tone and began to order food for everyone.
Unexpectedly, the young waiter's eyes never left Tang Xueyan's body after she entered, he searched up and down Tang Xueyan, and completely forgot about the stands.
Anyway, I called people three times and didn't say yes, he didn't agree, plus today's new opening of this hot pot restaurant is a big reward, and the noise of people coming and going is huge, in such a crazy atmosphere, we are directly dried in front of the table.
Seeing such a scene, Tang Xueyan smiled at the helpless me at the corner of her mouth, and then she whispered to the waiter and asked him to come over to show us the stand.
The moment to witness the miracle finally came, and in such a noisy atmosphere, Tang Xueyan shouted softly, and the waiter quickly walked over. It was as if he had been enchanted, he walked over with a red face, and after handing the menu to Tang Xueyan's hand, he no longer dared to look directly at the beauty in front of him.
Seeing Tang Xueyan holding the recipe and carefully studying it, the shy waiter with an embarrassed expression could only stand there helplessly waiting for Tang Xueyan to speak, the scene was like a faithful servant waiting for the master to give an order.
Looking at the embarrassed expressions of the waiters serving us and the amazing gazes of the diners around Tang Xueyan, and then looking back at Tang Xueyan's lightly opened teeth and smooth hair, my brain felt dizzy, I really don't know what happened to me today, I didn't mess up in the face of Martha in the sun, and I also withstood the test in front of Julie, but I don't know what happened to me today, not only did I feel a little irritable in my heart, but I also looked a little trance when I sat there.
It seems that women really can't look like Tang Xueyan and Julie, otherwise how will men in this world live in the future. In a word, this kind of charm is really a disaster.
People say that I look good, and I think it's best to describe my situation at this time. Just when I looked at Tang Xueyan sitting opposite me and was a little confused, there was a shrill rebuke from a woman in my ears.
When I came back to my senses, I turned my head to look at the place where there was a scolding sound, and saw a woman about forty years old sitting at a table in front of us pointing at the middle-aged man next to her with chopsticks and shouting and scolding, "You dead ghost, what have you been looking at over there?" The eyes were hooked by the little goblin? I see that little girl is younger than your daughter, why do you even want a woman younger than your own daughter, and you still don't let our mother and daughter live, it's a shame. If you really want someone, then you can find it now. Old immortal, you ** inferior thing. You look at your eyes, and you're still looking. You're going to die, forget it, don't eat it, it's too unlucky. Waiter, pay. ”
The middle-aged woman's rebuke soon made the middle-aged man sitting next to her a little unable to get off the stage. The man in his fifties listened to his wife's scolding, and his face instantly turned red, and then his more and more excessive words made his face turn blue again.
The originally cultivated face could no longer pay for his extreme anger, but in the face of such a shrew-like woman in front of him, he looked helpless.
In the end, he could only whisper helplessly: "It's okay for you to keep your voice down, how do you know that I'm watching people." I'm just looking at the menu, haven't you eaten yet? If we didn't eat well, we would order a few more dishes. My eyes don't grow on your face, how do you know I'm looking at someone? Besides, even if I just glanced at others, then as a man, everyone has a love for beauty, so what's wrong with me? I am a normal man, and I am not a eunuch in the old society. A normal man should have a normal sense of aesthetics. I'm just appreciating, everybody has the right to appreciate beautiful things, right? How can you be like this, so many people are still so loud, you are really unreasonable. After pointing his nose and facing the women next to him, the man angrily dropped the menu in his hand.
Seeing that many people around him were looking at them with lively eyes, the man got up and picked up his clothes and walked out to the door.
What makes me even more jaw-dropping is that things have already come to this, but when the man was about to go out of the gate, the squinting eyes still didn't forget to turn around and glance at Tang Xueyan from afar.
Seeing this scene, Han Yongbo, who was sitting next to Tang Xueyan with a chair and a chair, turned around and said to Tang Xueyan with a flattering face after seeing the two people quarreling over Tang Xueyan: "The lethality of beautiful women is really not ordinarily huge, look at the two old men sitting behind us." You see that none of their hair has fallen out, like a dim light bulb, and they are all grandpa level and have been digging treasures on you. There are also the couples who just left, see it, they can't stand your aura before leaving. Anyway, it's the fate of this life that I can meet you here. As long as you are willing to be nice to me, I will treat you as a treasure for the rest of my life, or I will be the female bodhisattva of our family. ”
Saying that, he actually touched his hand lightly from under the table under the cover of the tablecloth towards Tang Xueyan's little hand on his thigh. Soon Han Yongbo felt that he was holding a soft mass of something, and this mass of things felt smooth and smooth in his hand. Seeing that the tentative purpose of the beginning had been achieved, and seeing that the beautiful woman in front of him didn't mind her reckless behavior at all, Han Yongbo held the little hand in his hand even more proudly.
But it didn't take long for Han Yongbo to feel that something was wrong with his palm. Unlike the girl's little hand he holds on weekdays, he feels that the thing he is holding in his palm seems to be squirming, and this kind of squirming is sometimes indispensable, and then the squirming becomes a constant twisting in his palm, and then he feels that the twisting force of the little hand held in the palm of his hand becomes greater and greater, and finally it seems to break through his palm in an instant.
Han Yongbo, who felt that something was wrong, hurriedly looked under the table. It doesn't matter if you look at it, when you see the place where Han Yongbo's gaze is projected, his eyes suddenly freeze there. I saw him staring there with his eyes straight like that, and then in less than a few seconds, we saw that his whole body began to tremble, and as his face began to turn pale, the cold sweat on Han Yongbo's forehead instantly fell from the tip of his chin like a bead of broken thread.
Seeing Han Yongbo's sudden strange appearance, I felt that something was wrong with the situation, so I first asked anxiously: "Boss, what's wrong with you?" Not feeling well? Or do you have diarrhea? Why is your face covered with sweat, do you want us to send you to the hospital for a check-up. ”
But after I asked for a long time, everyone never saw Han Yongbo's answer, on the contrary, we saw that his body sitting there was shaking even more than just now.
After waiting for a long time, Han Yongbo gently spit out a word with trembling lips: "Snake." ”
Hearing this, the three of us immediately gathered around. Seeing Han Yongbo point under the tablecloth with another finger, everyone looked in a circle towards Han Yongbo's hand, which had been fixed under the table.
Looking down, what caught my eye was a triangular cyan snake head with the thickness of a small thumb exposed beyond the thumb in Han Yongbo's hand.
Facing Han Yongbo's numb clench, it kept spitting out a slender pale red letter. Beyond the little finger was a small slender tail that was constantly wagging.
The three of us didn't recognize this snake, but Tang Zongli was a little shocked when he saw it. He glared at Tang Xueyan fiercely with his eyes, and said in an anxious tone: "Ah, it's a blue and white snake." Boss, you can't help but move. Don't look at it small, but it's much more poisonous than the golden-threaded snake. It is a cross between two rare snake species, and has an evil nickname called the Seven-Step Soul Breaker. You hold on first, hold on and don't move. ”
Tang Zongli saw that what Han Yongbo was holding in his hand turned out to be a blue and white snake, and the wine he had just drunk immediately woke up. Seeing that the situation in front of him had become extremely urgent, Han Yongbo seemed to have reached the point where his life was hanging by a thread, Tang Zongli could only comfort Han Yongbo not to move, and at the same time turned his head to look at Tang Xueyan who was still sitting there eating hot pot.
"What's the matter with you? Why is he holding a blue and white snake in his hand? You actually used my golden snake and your moon white snake to give birth to such a forbidden thing. According to the family rules, this kind of pet is not allowed. This is more hateful than the golden-tailed fox marten you cultivated privately last time, I tell you that I am not finished with you about this today, and I will definitely tell my father when I go back. You take it away now, the blue and white snake is too poisonous, and if you don't get it right, it will kill you. Han Yongbo has a background in the municipal party committee, he is the son of Secretary Han, you stop quickly. Without thinking too much, Tang Zongli was educating his sister, and at the same time hurriedly explained to the indifferent her beside her.
After listening to Tang Zongli's explanation, Tang Xueyan, who knew that she was in trouble, pouted and said aggrievedly: "Then you have to promise me one thing first, that is, you can't let my father know what happened today." I know that the patrol envoy is your man, and if you ask them not to talk about today's incident, I will promise you to take back the blue and white snake. Besides, you can't blame me for this, the blue and white snake is sleeping in my jacket pocket. I didn't let it out to hurt anyone, he accidentally held it himself. I thought he wasn't afraid of snakes, but I didn't expect him to be like this. ”
"Okay, okay, I promise you. I won't pursue the matter of the flower fox marten and the golden thread snake, and the most important thing now is that you have to quickly take away the blue and white snake he is holding. We can't resolve its toxicity, not even the White Snake Pill, and if it doesn't make trouble, it will kill people. Hearing Tang Xueyan's conditions, Tang Zongli looked at Han Yongbo, who had been sitting there like a wooden chicken, covered in cold sweat, and hurriedly said.
"Dude, I thought it was. Isn't it just a snake? And it's still a tooth extraction, what's all the fuss. If you look at the way it struggles, if you can bite it, it will bite early. "Just before Tang Zongli finished speaking, I first grabbed the head of the blue and white snake with my hand, and then vigorously mixed away Han Yongbo's fat hand that had been holding the blue and white snake tightly. Then he suddenly grabbed this small green snake about seven or eight centimeters long and the thickness of his thumb into the palm of his hand.
When everyone saw that I had caught this terrible little snake in such a savage way, several of them looked at me with astonishment.
Looking at the admiring glances cast by everyone, I explained to the crowd of onlookers with a smile on my face: "Everyone is scattered, just an ordinary little snake with its teeth extracted." There are many such small things in pet stores now, so there is no need to make a fuss. If you are interested, you can also go online to buy one as a pet, this snake is very docile, not only can it be used to warm your hands in your pocket, but also can be used to prevent pickpockets and prevent **. Nowadays, young people have a wide range of interests and hobbies, it is normal to raise cats and dogs, and it is also very normal to raise a pet snake. Our buddy had already drunk too much just now, and he had been bitten by a local poisonous snake when he was playing in Vietnam in the past, so he just talked nonsense. Don't go to your heart, you see, it's all tooth extracted, it's not poisonous, it's just a pet. With that, I pinched the snake's head with my hand again and let everyone see the blue and white snake's open and bare mouth.
After everyone sighed and left, I hurriedly walked over and gently put the blue and white snake into Tang Xueyan's jacket pocket again, and after all this, I returned to my place and sat down.
Han Yongbo, who was extremely frightened, immediately relaxed his expression when he heard me say that the snake just now was just a pet snake. He first wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a napkin, and then ran towards the bathroom with a stomachache. A few minutes later, when he came back from the bathroom, Han Yongbo, who was sitting in front of us, had already returned to his original radiant appearance.
Han Yongbo still sat in his original position, and after sitting down, he smiled and hurriedly apologized to Tang Xueyan and said, "I was so sorry just now, I was too excited." I didn't expect that your interests are really wide, and you really like to keep a small snake as a pet. Although I have been afraid of snakes to death since I was a child, whether they are long, short, black, white, flowery, or long-toothed, or non-toothed, I have been afraid since I was a child. I panic when I see their limp bodies swaying on the ground, but for your sake now, I will definitely overcome it in the future. I hope you can give me a little time to get used to it. Later we can have a bunch of snakes at home and let them have a bunch of baby snakes. Of course, even if you want to raise a python, it's no problem, let's make a big place to raise it. ”
Thinking back to Han Yongbo's frightened bear appearance just now, and then looking at the ** appearance that he has begun to continue to offer in front of Tang Xueyan again, I suddenly thought of an ancient saying: "Go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, the power of love is always great." ”
After the staple food was served, we asked for some more liquor to drink. With beautiful women to help the fun, the three of us who wanted to show our masculinity in front of the beauties became more and more excited. As the key figures in all this, the three of us who thought of saving the country with a curve began to pour Tang Zongli into a fierce pour.
Although his brother screamed, the focus was on Tang Zongli. The three of us, especially Han Yongbo, know best in our hearts that if we want to take down Tang Xueyan, Tang Zongli, who is an elder brother, must first stand on the united front with myself.
For such an impure purpose, after a pound of liquor was in his stomach, Han Yongbo began to call Tang Zongli's brothers and family. Han Yongbo's exaggerated stuttering and flattery to Tang Zongli made me and Yang Bao a little dumbfounded, but Tang Xueyan, who was sitting on the side, seemed to be deaf to all this, she didn't drink, watching us drink, she just lowered her head and only cared about eating what she liked.
Since the food was served, the chopsticks in her hand and the greedy mouth have never stopped. Almost every time most of the food that goes down to the hot pot is sandwiched into her own bowl, or Han Yongbo helps her to sandwich it into the bowl, almost seeing what she eats, as if her stomach is like a bottomless pit.
Seeing this, I put the service aside, and the waiter who came over to add soup whispered: "All the dishes will be served again according to the original order, and you can just greet them for what they eat, and I will pay the money in the end." ”
The waiter realized, and it didn't take long for our table to be filled with all kinds of ingredients for hot pot.
After the third bottle of Wuliangye was opened, under the repeated bombardment of the three of us, Tang Zongli was a little uncontrollable and opened the conversation.
At this time, Tang Zongli was no longer the usual Sven, he seemed to be a little drunk, after a glass of wine, I heard Tang Zongli who was coughing with wine and said with a red face: "You guys really have vision, you don't know, this sister of mine is really not ordinary." In our Gusu, and even in the land of Sichuan and Shu, where our ancestors lived, what is she called, can you guess it? Guess what? As he spoke, he sent the beef rolls that Han Yongbo fried for him into the bowl into his mouth, and pointed at the three of us with his chopsticks for us to guess quickly.
"Brother Tang, I guess it should be called the number one beauty in Gusu, or the Shudiqi woman?" Our sister is fully worthy of this title, don't you say? Listening to Tang Zongli's question, Han Yongbo, who was holding Tang Zongli's arm with his hand, hurriedly said.
"Boss, you're so vulgar, it's all out. If you guess again, whoever guesses correctly, I will introduce Tang Xueyan to whoever I want, and I will help whoever you want. I can see clearly now, a few of you are serving me so diligently, not all for Tang Xueyan. I'll definitely help you, and I'll see if you guys have the ability to do it now. After saying that, he drank another glass of wine, so he simply picked up the old Shuijingfang wine handed to him by the waiter and poured it himself.
"That's the number one beauty in the world? Am I guessing right? Yang Bao saw Tang Zongli pointing at himself with his finger, and his face turned red and he said with a smile.
"You are more vulgar than the boss, and you are directly ** silk. Fourth, you can guess, if you guess correctly, I will marry Tang Xueyan to you. Hearing that Yang Bao didn't guess correctly, Tang Zongli turned his head to look at me and said loudly.
"Brother, why are you talking nonsense, you are drunk. I'm not your commodity, how can I say that I can give it away? I'm cute, and I can do housework, are you willing to marry me so soon? Tang Xueyan, who was biting a piece of chicken wing in her mouth, heard Tang Zongli say this, and hurriedly said to Tang Zongli in defense.
"God-level school flower?" My words almost collided with Tang Xueyan's words.
"Oh, my God." After hearing my words, Tang Xueyan's half-eaten chicken wings actually fell into his oil bowl.
"Dude, from now on Snow Goose will be handed over to you. But you have to be careful, beware of snakes. After saying this, Tang Zongli suddenly got up, and after leaving his seat, he rushed towards the bathroom.