CHAPTER XXXV

Zombies can drive

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Can zombies drive?

This plot is starting to crap again......

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Confused and confused......

This is the state of everyone at that time when they saw a zombie driving the Nth wonder of the century!

The end times here are truly amazing!

It's too much of an artifact!!

If it is really the world of fiction written by Kang Chu himself, then I have to say ...... Uncle, if this book doesn't become popular in the future, it won't make sense!

Even zombies can drive, and what the can't they do!

Provided that if it is......

Of course, the appearance of this spectacle also brought a warning message to Kang Chu: it's messed up! It's not just your own brain circuits that are messed up! The whole world is messed up!

Dealing with a world of novels with normal logic, Kang Chu is full of confidence! But in the face of a world that has been chaotic, Kang Chu is really a little weak-hearted! And this world of fiction is still from his own hands!

......

Compared to the shock shown by Kang Chu, Claire and Wen Qi...... The policewoman who subdued the temptation was the most exaggerated and unlucky!

If you divide the bad luck into grades, then she must be second only to the highest level of bad luck!

Because she is the closest at this moment, she is glad that the car finally stopped at the end, and she is glad that her little life has survived!

At this moment, the zombie's head came out of the driver's seat, and her whole state was:

rolled his eyes, whimpered on the side of his mouth, and fainted on the spot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But the point wasn't as simple as her being scared unconscious.

It was when she fainted and was about to fall to the ground, but her head hit the ground first, and even more unfortunately, his head hit a brick impartially.

It's a very accurate kind, the kind that even Kang Chu doesn't have the confidence to aim so accurately!

But she just bumped into it!

As for the results......

The head knocked out a big hole on the spot, and then hung up! A good uniform temptation just hung up......

As the saying goes, "The sacrifice of the supporting character is to add luster to the protagonist!" ”

But this girl died too hastily!

I haven't had time to introduce myself......

sighed: "Another trick without a name!" ”

Kang Chu stared at the bricks that had been stained red with blood at that moment, and sighed again: "It's a brick again!" ”

Kang Chu subconsciously looked back at Claire and Wen Qi, the two of them should also belong to the supporting roles, according to this kind of urine...... They wouldn't be so inexplicably and hastily hung up, would they?

If that's the case, then the world is so scary!

......

Put away all the surprises!

Now the zombie in the driver's seat is the main problem.

And now there is a more important issue --

Wen Qi pointed to the off-road vehicle driven by the zombie and said, "Uncle! This looks like our car? ”

"Our car?"

Kang Chu looked behind him along the driver's seat and saw the futon he had placed in the back compartment: "I'll wipe it!" Steal it, steal it, it turned out to be stolen by a zombie! I'm going to kill you today! Thirteen, let me test this guy's ability value? Lao Tzu is going to poke him with a bone spur in a hundred transparent holes! ”

Thirteen asked in a puzzled tone, "What to test?" ”

Kang Chu pointed to the zombie in the driver's seat who was staring at the corpse of the policewoman and said, "This zombie! A sucker! ”

Thirteen replied helplessly: "Uncle, this guy is not a zombie!" ”

Kang Chu was stunned: "Not a zombie?" What is it? ”

Thirteen: "It's human!" ”

Person?

But that face ...... Wait, that face?

The reversal of the plot is always so abrupt and without warning!

Kang Chu stared at the zombie's head and saw a very obvious flaw in his neck and face!

Oh, it's a mask! It's still a zombie mask!

Grass! Stinky boy, do you know that because of your mask, you scared a big-breasted and hip-up uniform to death directly!

The next second-

Kang Chu rushed over without hesitation with a machete in hand.

The guy with the zombie mask in the driver's seat is also in a state of dissociation at the moment!

He stared at the corpse of the policewoman and muttered to himself:

"Huh? Didn't my car stop? ”

"I shouldn't have bumped into her, right?"

"But how did she die?"

"Am I responsible?"

"I'm not going to be arrested and sent to jail, am I?"

"This is a policewoman! Still a beauty! ”

"Oh, what a pity... Shouldn't I be upset......"

.......

Just when his free state was still over, Kang Chu had already rushed to the driver's seat with a machete in his hand! When he didn't react at all, he pulled him out of the driver's seat.

Thrown directly to the ground, the guy's eyes happened to match the eyes of the dead policewoman, so frightened that he quickly rolled and rolled to the side.

Then he sat on the ground and kept shaking his hand at Kang Chu:

"Uncle! No! Grandfather! I didn't mean to! I really didn't mean to! ”

But seeing that the killing intent in Kang Chu's eyes was getting stronger and stronger, the guy finally realized that he was still wearing a zombie mask, and most of them were mistaken for zombies by the other party, so he quickly ripped off the mask.

then revealed a slightly chubby face and short hair, which is the image of a fat man in memory and the supporting role used for funny in all youth films.

The moment the fat man ripped off the zombie mask, he hurriedly explained to Kang Chu: "Uncle, listen to me!" I'm human! I'm not a zombie! It's just a mask! ”

As he spoke, he shook the zombie mask he was holding in his hand!

Nonsense!

Lao Tzu knew that you were human just now, but what Lao Tzu was focusing on at the moment was not the question of whether this guy was human or not, but ......

The next moment-

The fat man was directly pulled up by Kang Chu, and the fat man who was forcibly dragged up, although he did not stand up straight, he was decisively tall and had already chased Kang Chu's height!

"How tall are you?" Kang Chu suddenly asked suspiciously.

“176！” The fat man also replied with a puzzled face.

176？

Lao Tzu 179? Are you showing me on the side that I have misrepresented my height?

Regardless, that's not the point!

Kang Chu grabbed the fat man's collar and pulled him to the off-road vehicle.....

Pointing to the car, he scolded the fat man with a blank face and viciously: "Stinky boy, where did you get this car from?" ”

The fat man replied, "I picked it up on the road!" ”

"Picked up? Who are you? ”

Kang Chu scolded: "Your grandmother, how come I don't have such good luck!" If you have the ability, you can pick up another one for me! ”

"I really picked it up!"

The fat man made an innocent appearance: "Please trust me, okay?" ”

Believe you!

At this time, Claire and Wen Qi also came over, Wen Qi heard the fat man say that he picked up the off-road vehicle, and immediately retorted: "Liar! This is obviously our car, do you dare to say that you picked it up? ”

"Yours?"

The fat man said embarrassedly: "I thought that no one wanted it when I stopped on the side of the road, so I picked it up!" ”

"Again! You call stealing! It's not called picking up! Wen Qi pointed at the fat man and scolded.

The fat man still looked innocent: "Several, I'm sincere... The heart doesn't know this car... The car is yours! Let's talk about the way of the world... Disorderly, people see... People bite me, and they scare me to death! When I saw a car, I couldn't help it... What's that? ”

Wen Qi was stunned: "Are you nervous?" Why do you stutter when you speak? ”

"Nervousness proves that there is a ghost in your heart!"

Kang Chu sneered twice: "I can't help it!" Grandpa, I'll beat you up, and I'll let you taste what it's like for me to beat someone! ”

Just when Kang Chu was about to make a move, Claire suddenly spoke: "How did you open this car?" ”

I saw Claire now checking the driver's door, only to see that the door was intact, and then asked, "I remember I was locked!" Should you not be able to open it? ”

After speaking, he gave Kang Chu a look, and Kang Chu pulled the fat man's clothes again: "Stinky boy, honestly explain how you picked the lock of our car!" ”

The fat man was then loosened by Kang Chu's collar, walked over, and asked Claire to lock the car door, waiting for Claire to lock it.

The fat man touched something in his pocket, and just wiped it on the door, and the door opened instantly.

"It's as simple as that!"

Kang Chu was stunned by the fat man's movements! That's too casual, isn't it?

Immediately after, the fat man got into the car with lightning speed.

Lock the doors, start the car, and accelerate at the accelerator.....

It was just a moment's work, after the fat man had completed a series of movements.

The fat man left Kang Chu with only the butt of the off-road vehicle that gradually ran away......

In this way, he stole Kang Chu's off-road vehicle again in front of Kang Chu.....

No, this time it was snatched.......