The previous butcher had a precedent for looting boss weapons. [Full text reading]

For example, the total boss of Dinosaur Kombat II, Crazy Butcher, was shamelessly hooked away by Fat Boy with an iron chain and his weapon was killed with hatred. Hasn't this evolved into a thousand people and put it in his own hands to show off his might?

Today, it's rare to meet a stupid X who throws weapons around, and this stupid X throws the hammer away from him as if he is afraid that the weapon is too close to him. How can you not make the three fat boys and the obscene pay with green eyes and imagination?

"God Jesus, Buddha, Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Lao Tzu, Taishang, Laojun, Guanyin, Brother and Sister, Jehovah Sister, bless ......," instigated the three fat boys to quietly bury themselves in the sand in the way of rat movement, and wandered towards the black giant hammer. In order not to be noticeable, the three fat boys moved quite slowly and strangely, looking like three fat insects arching the earth in the shape of "several". There is also a bit of "don't shoot a gun, work secretly".

The three chains of "Brush Lala" flew out together, and roared a few times around the huge hammer that the goldfish essence had lost, and then the three fat boys hummed and hummed the temporary cameo to play the slender man, although the hammer was heavy, but it couldn't stand the strength of the people, and even the obscene Fu was eager to take off his coat and expose his arm like a reed stick. One by one, they sweated and dragged the hammer behind the sand dunes more than 100 meters away.

Once he got out of the attack range of the goldfish essence, he shrunk his neck and looked left and right, hid behind the butcher's back and took out two things from his arms, which were the two ** treasures he had prepared in advance, one was the underwear he wore that he hadn't changed for a month, and the other was Shuermei that Meimei had used this month. The slut threw these two things directly on the hammer, and suddenly a large amount of white smoke came out, and the protective circle on the hammer was immediately activated, and the originally dark and heavy shell became extremely transparent, revealing the core lotus bones inside.

Lewd Fu still learned the Taoism of half-hung water in his early years, originally according to his surname to see the "holy thing" invalid, ironclad to run away, but at this time greed still defeated fear, Xiaofu finally succeeded in defeating the demons, give full play to the principle of asking for money and not dying, and began to pretend to be a ghost waving the peachwood sword, after all, he still learned the Taoism of half-hanging water in the Taoist temple, holding the mood of a dead horse as a live horse doctor and saying that he had to stick to the end.

Seeing that the core lotus bone in the hammer began to bloom gradually, the body of this weapon is a thousand-year-old immortal lotus, which should not be insulted, and it is necessary to make an extremely fierce defensive counterattack, Lewd Fu still gritted his teeth and did not leave, but the peach wood sword with yellow table paper in his hand trembled.

Suddenly, there was a sound of "ride" on the table, and the lewd Fu was already nervous, and with a scream of "Mom", he immediately ran away behind the sand dune. After waiting for a long time but nothing happened, he cautiously stretched out his head like a turtle to take a look, touched it in his arms, and suddenly found that the black Buddha bead that turned out to be the monk's body rolled out and landed on the stone that was temporarily used for the guest offering table.

Xiao Fu let out a sigh, wiped his sweat and said speechlessly:

"Monk, I'm scared to death by you. I knew I would have carried you better. ”

Suddenly, the voice of the old monk came from the Buddha beads:

"If the old man doesn't come out, I don't know if you will be scared to death, but with your half-hanging spell, you will definitely be counterattacked by the protective formation of this hammer and die."

Xiao Fu swallowed and said:

"Come on, this thing is evil, I just don't want to fight it."

After speaking, he glanced greedily and said:

"The handle of the hammer seems to be made of wood, and I don't know if it can be sawn off. It's good to make a fire, too! ”

"Ami Tofu!" The old monk pronounced a Buddha horn, and said bitterly: "This hammer is the fairy lotus in the pool of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea, blessed by the Buddha's power, you greedy guy knows a little about it, and actually blasphemes such an aura thing and a woman's menstrual affair, and has been hated by the spirit into the bone marrow, and will want to kill it quickly, and it is too late to stop at this time!" ”

The little face of the lewd Fu suddenly turned pale with fright. Suddenly, after thinking about it again, the mouse's beard curled his eyes and blinked, and he immediately waved his hand and said:

"Come on! As long as the master doesn't die, I can be reborn, hum, come and kill me? Thinking that I am wise and martial, I regard death as home, righteous and awe-inspiring, handsome and dashing and graceful Fu Zheng, how can I be frightened by a paper tiger? ”

The Buddha beads as big as a pigeon's egg turned over from the stone, and fell on the sand with a click, and the virtual image of the old monk's soul was displayed on it, and his expression was very stunned:

"You...... You ......"

"Still." Lewdly Fu suddenly swept away his previous awe-inspiring and righteous appearance, and said with a hippie smile: "I still think it's good to leave a useful body, who wants to die if you don't die, big fat, two fat, three fat!" Flash first! ”

After Lewd Fu finished speaking, he turned around and left, and the old monk Zhiming was dumbfounded when he saw this, and shouted urgently:

"Hey! Why don't you take me with you? ”

Lewd Fu turned around and said sternly:

"For some ungrateful guys who sell their money in a pinch, they are not worth saving."

The old monk Zhiming was suddenly a little embarrassed, and said with a dry smile:

"Isn't that just going to discuss with you?"

This old monk seems to be loyal and honest, in fact, if you think about it carefully, he has been lurking in the Sanqing Temple for twenty years without showing his feet, how deep is this kind of scheming city, although the monk does not say that this sentence has been recited for thousands of years, but there will always be exceptions. However, if Zhiming wants to play tricks in front of the obscene Fu, he is still a little tender.

Zhiming can be the abbot of Zhiyuan Temple and escape the pursuit of the three demon immortals, and he still has two brushes. The supreme power on this hammer comes from the Buddha power of the Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva. If this hammer was held in the hand of the goldfish essence, then he naturally had no way at all. I don't know what happened to the goldfish essence, cutting off its tentacles, and even cutting off the spirit of the sacrifice with this magic weapon.

Today's hammer is equivalent to an ownerless treasure house, although there is a big lock at the door of the treasure house, but in the final analysis, the forbidden law is still a line of Buddhism, but the owner who originally owned this treasure house is not at home. Therefore, Zhiming, who also understands Buddhism, is naturally a little excited. If he could communicate with the spirit in this hammer and replace it, then it would be possible to reshape the physical body.

After listening to Zhiming's words, Lewd Fu frowned and thought about it for a while, and then said very painfully:

"Then it's decided, you want that soul, and the rest is ours."

Zhiming:

“…… How can a person be so shameless? I'm going to risk the annihilation of my soul to assimilate the soul, not to prevent you, the blasphemous fellow of the hammer, from being eaten back. ”

"Come on, come on, come back to me. I'm so scared. "Shameless obscenity." Your choice now is to go or not to go, not that you are qualified to bargain with me. ”

encountered Xiaofu's hob meat + kraft candy, and the scheming Zhiming could only give in, and said helplessly:

"You can just throw this Buddha bead that I have hosted on the hammer."

On the surface, Lewd Fu regarded death as if he were at home when he bargained with Zhiming, but in fact, he was already afraid of death in his heart, and as soon as he was finalized, he immediately disappeared into the depths of the sand dunes and hid. It's just that the duck egg-sized Buddha beads of Huiming's parasitic body are left, but it is to let the good footwork come to "penalty free kicks." ”

After Xinyuan had that pair of professional-exclusive shoes, his footwork was already comparable to that of the shell Hanmu, and after kicking out, the Buddha beads flew towards the hammer. The strange thing is that when the Buddha bead touched the dark and dull surface of the hammer, the place it touched became transparent, and then the Buddha bead shot directly into it and stuck to the core lotus bone inside.

Soon, the whole hammer glowed brightly, and it was completely transparent, and an old monk could be seen pinching the budding lotus flower inside. It seems that a fierce exchange is going on. But soon, the original lotus bones have begun to slowly open, revealing delicate stamens, and then bearing tender yellow lotus flowers.

The lotus pod matured quickly, and the old monk sat cross-legged on the lotus pod, took this thing as a lotus platform, and turned away. Before leaving, three fragrant fiery red lotus seeds fell out of the lotus canopy, and happened to fall in front of the three fat boys, these three guys were originally gluttons, cold and unjealous, seeing such deliciousness, naturally it was a mouthful, after eating the three fat boys were burping again and again, it seemed that they would never be able to eat enough, and they were extremely rare to show a look of "eating to support".

Fang Lin, who was in a fierce battle with the empty-handed goldfish spirit, continued to receive hints from the Nightmare Mark:

"Your servant butcher body has eaten the thousand-year-old fairy lotus, all the genus and surnames have increased by 5 points, and the new skill gnaw has been activated."

"Nibble LV1: The butcher's voracious appetite makes his teeth sharp. When an enemy approaches the Butcher, the Butcher can bite the enemy hard with his large mouth, dealing 300 HP/s damage to the enemy with intense pain and rancid breath. Lasts at least 3 seconds. ”

"While the bite is active, the target will be unable to move/attack/use skills/use items. Higher stamina can shorten the time it takes to be bitten. ”

"The cooldown for the bite is 300 seconds."

"Your servant butcher clone No. 1 used a thousand-year-old immortal lotus, and there was an atavistic phenomenon, becoming a mutated elite fat man."

“……”

(To be continued)