Chapter 0020: Heavenly Father Returns
At this time in China, although many foreigners came to China to do business, and there were churches opened by foreigner missionaries in various places, whether it was to invite the government or the literate scholar class, their concept of treating foreigners as barbarians had not been reversed, let alone to learn the language of foreigners. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Even the "Prime Minister's Yamen," which was in charge of foreign-related affairs at that time, did not have many officials who were proficient in foreign languages, and they had to rely on the "interpretation" brought by foreigners for every negotiation, not to mention the "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom" that came out of the deep mountains of Guangxi.
Although the "Heavenly Father Emperor God" claims to be the only true god in the world, and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom often says that they are brothers with foreigners, and they worship a god together, those generals of the Heavenly Kingdom, but obviously think that the "Heavenly Father" of Yang Xiuqing's body should have never been abroad, and of course he will not know any English language without a teacher.
In the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, Yang Xiuqing was domineering and domineering, monopolizing the government, but because of this, he also made a lot of enemies, and many generals with heavy troops were very bad with him, and now they are all coldly waiting to see his jokes.
"Of course I know how to speak a foreign language!"
Yang Xiuqing looked proud, he had several exchanges with foreign consuls, especially now the world's number one power, England, so he also knew a little bit of English.
Yang Xiuqing climbed from a charcoal burner in the deep mountains of Guangxi to the second golden chair of the kingdom of heaven, not only because he was bold and dared to rebel, but also because he had extraordinary talent.
"Hello, it's Situ Mi...... Unique. ”(Nice_to_meet_you)
Yang Xiuqing is good at strategy, knowing that the first party to attack often has the initiative, if it really doesn't work, he also thinks of a last retreat.
The accent of English was strange, so Yang Xing almost didn't hear what the other party wanted to say, and after pondering for a long time, he realized that he was saying hello to himself......
Originally, seeing that Yang Xiuqing agreed very simply, Yang Xing's heart was still a little drumming, could it be that because he had to deal with foreigners, Yang Xiuqing could speak a little English?
But just now this sentence completely exposed him, he wanted to spoil his good deeds, and he also said, "It's nice to meet you", isn't this just a stupid fork, it must be that he usually "parrots" to remember a few sentences.
Yang Xiuqing saw that the other party didn't seem to understand, and he laughed secretly in his heart, this sentence just now was what he was most sure of.
Because he occasionally met with foreign missionaries and consuls, in order to increase the intimacy between the two sides, he practiced some of the daily greetings many times.
This kid also claims to be from Hong Kong, but he doesn't even understand such a simple English, which seems to be a false figure.
Since the other party is defeated, of course, he must take advantage of the victory to pursue and not give this kid a chance to think!
"Hoayu?" (How_are_you? )
This is Yang Xiuqing's second confident English sentence, and after speaking, he looked at Yang Xing with a smug face, as if he had seen the other party scratching his ears and cheeks, and he was puzzled.
Yang Xing was so angry that he almost lost his breath, these English sentences are at the level of kindergarten Okay, you have to be a fart!
Yang Xing pursed his lips and said with a sneer,
“Fine,thank_you!”
The other party quickly replied, which made Yang Xiuqing feel shocked, could it be that the other party just showed weakness with his body, and then lured the enemy to go deeper, this kid is very deep, you know, his English is actually just a few words back and forth......
Yang Xiuqing gritted her teeth, and could only use her last killer move,
"Huayou?" “Who_are_you?”
Although this sentence is asking who the other party is, it is very impolite, so it is not often used in daily life, and he also brewed it in his heart a few times just now before blurting it out, and finally felt a little jerky.
Yang Xing laughed and replied happily,
“I_am_your_father!”
Yang Xiuqing frowned, he didn't fully understand, what does this "Yao Faze" mean, isn't this kid called Yang Xing, is it the name of the true God in the Bible?
Yang Xing saw his reaction and knew that the other party didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, so he immediately asked with bad intentions,
"You don't understand such a simple English just now, do you?!"
Of course, Yang Xiuqing couldn't show weakness, he snorted coldly and replied,
"Of course I understand!"
Yang Xing said with a smile,
"Then I'm right!"
Yang Xiuqing's brows twisted into a Sichuan character, he glanced at Luo Xiaoquan who was standing in the second row, if this kid answered wrong, what if this upright pastor stood up and sang against him?
He pondered for a long time, and then snorted coldly and said,
"That's basically true, but the pronunciation is a bit non-standard!"
"Haha, it's good if you admit it!"
Yang Xing and the fat man Hong Xiu all looked at each other and smiled, with a treacherous face on their faces.
Wait a minute!
What do I admit?
Seeing this scene, Yang Xiuqing's face was full of consternation, but he couldn't say that he didn't understand, and asked what the other party meant, which made him in a dilemma, and his heart was suddenly as uncomfortable as stuffing a stone.
The generals of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom also didn't understand, and some of them asked curiously,
"Pastor Luo, what did this young man mean by speaking English?"
Luo Xiaoquan didn't want to attend today's service, but he couldn't stand the hard work of those enthusiastic believers, and finally came, but he didn't expect to see such a farce again, what kind of worship is this, it's blasphemy!
However, out of politeness, Luo Xiaoquan still answered, but his tone was quite cold,
"He just said, 'I'm your daddy!'"
As soon as these words came out, it immediately exploded among the generals of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, this young man said that he was Yang Xiuqing's father, Yang Xiuqing was in the state of "Heavenly Father descended to earth", and the answer was "right", doesn't this mean that the identity of "Heavenly Lord" is true!
Yang Xiuqing's head buzzed suddenly, he was not far from Luo Xiaoquan, and naturally he listened to it sincerely, and his heart suddenly had mixed feelings, the ancients had a cloud "often walk by the river, how can there be no wet shoes", I really don't deceive me!
He used to use "Heavenly Father to go down to earth" to teach Hong Xiuquan a lesson and establish his own prestige, but he didn't expect to be used by this dead fat man with the same means today to get back a percent, if the other party always uses "God descends to earth" in the future to take revenge on himself, then he has no good way, he can't get a grandfather again!
Of course, Yang Xing would not give up the opportunity to completely defeat Yang Xiuqing, so he pretended to be very serious and said,
"Wu'er, although you have admitted my identity, I am not sure whether you are true or not, now it is time for me to ask you!"
“Can_I_have_you_name,please?” (Can you tell me your name?) )
Seeing that Yang Xiuqing didn't answer, and looked at the sky stupidly, Yang Xing repeated again,
“Can_I_have……”
"The hour has come, and the Father is in place!"
Suddenly, Yang Xiuqing shouted at the top of her voice expressionlessly, and then plopped and fell straight to the ground.
Yang Xing's eyes widened suddenly, this old boy is too good, he actually came to this hand!