Chapter 1116
In an ordinary small house at the head of the village, the smiling Li Quan was surrounded by several middle-aged people, and the Wang sister introduced him with great enthusiasm: "This is Brother Feng, this is Sister Qiao, this is Sister Zhao, this is Brother Qi, this is Brother Qian, this is Sister Jin......" As soon as the sisters and brothers came down, Li Quan's mind was full of all kinds of brothers and sisters, and it was simply a training to read "Dream of Red Mansions" quickly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
However, with his superhuman ability to remember people, he was able to match people's faces with people's names in just a few minutes, which was probably the biggest benefit he brought to him in the training of a great cause.
He greeted everyone happily, and everyone was very fond of this modest and polite young man, chattering around him and asking long and short questions, he would answer all questions, and answer nonsense.
As soon as I smiled and nodded with a circle of people and said hello, someone walked into the room again: "It's a lively day." ”
"The Prophet is coming."
"Prophet, have you eaten?"
"The Prophet ......"
These brothers and sisters greeted him together, and that style was simply the rhythm of the admiration of everyone, the domineering president, and the private visit to the emperor, prophet...... What prophet? Li Quan was confused, but he maintained a gentle smile on his face: "May I ask who this is ......?"
The enthusiastic Sister Wang introduced to Li Quan: "This is a prophet sent by the supreme god of the universe to save us. He turned to the prophet and said, "Lord Prophet, this is a college student from the city who came back with Lao Lin, and he also hopes to be inspired and enlightened by the great god, and he has taken the initiative to come here to listen to the prophet's teachings. ”
"Hello, you are here today, rightly."
The Prophet had that compassionate expression on his face looking down on all beings, if I had to make a metaphor, it was probably like the Lushena Buddha in the Longmen Grottoes, but this expression was placed on the face of a living person, and there was an indescribable artificiality. As soon as he opened his mouth, Li Quan wanted to laugh.
If you want to talk about pretending to be forced or something, Li Quan himself was forced to pretend to beat him properly when he played "Hamlet" in the school drama club, this is the current level, if he is left in school for a while, he will definitely be said by the teacher to use too much force and perform exaggeratedly.
If the barrage of complaints in Li Quan's heart is tangible, it will simply overflow from his heart, and he may not even be able to fit this house. But now that he is on someone else's territory, he still listens to what he is talking about, so that when he goes back and talks more, he can talk to Xiao Ling about today's adventure.
Therefore, his face is still honest, humble and pious, thanks to the guidance of the teacher of the drama club.
The Prophet was visibly pleased with his expression and continued:
"You are here because of God's guidance, and it is your predestined fate with God."
I'll it.,What's the matter?,This tune.,Past and present lives.,This kind of boring beginning.,No one has read it even if it's in a web novel.,The first chapter is a fork.,Not only the routine.,And the routine is not careful.。
The prophet is still talking about how much Li Quan should have come today, how much he has abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, yes, this is the word used, willing to accept the beginning of wisdom and a bright future.
In the end, it's the countryside, the information is updated too slowly, so let's see what the latest routine is.
As a developer of a great cause, Li Quan had a feeling of being challenged, and the desire to win made him cheer up his spirit, and he faced the prophet's gaze, his face was sincere and firm: "Yes, God let me come to you to bring you a better life. God says that His followers will not live a life of megrancy. ”
Listening to his words, the prophet couldn't help but be stunned, this is different from the script, ordinary people hear his opening remarks, either with a face of joy and sincerity, or a face of disbelief. Both of these are easy to do, the first one is straightforward, and the second one can show a few miracles. This college student from the city is even more performative than him, as if it were true. But since he was so cooperative, there was no reason why the prophet should not proceed.
"It turns out that this little brother is already a believer in God."
It's good, I want you to have a solitaire effect like this.
Li Quan's face was still unfathomable: "Yes, God wants me to bring the good things in the world, so that his believers can feel and enjoy them, and then pass on this beauty to more people, and I am the one who bears this mission." In the process of delivering beauty, I have encountered cold eyes and ridicule, and experienced difficulties and struggles, but I am still willing to continue to pass on this beauty in this world. ”
Wait, it seems like this person is here to steal his own business?
The Prophet was a little overwhelmed: "Your mission? ”
One mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, and one village cannot tolerate two prophets! You know, how can I call it first? There can only be one prophet!
Li Quan nodded: "Yes, my mission comes from God's arrangement." "I took out the promotional materials of the product from the bag, and there were various products divided into small packages, lined up. Li Quan had a compassionate expression on his face: "Prophet, I am a holy walker who walks in the world, spreading the gospel of God to the world, and the all-knowing and all-powerful God has integrated His power into our daily necessities, so that we can feel His miracles. ”
After that, I began to experiment with toothpaste, soap, detergent, and shower gel, and the toothpaste wiped the disc without leaving traces, while ordinary toothpaste left scratches on it.
Li Quan hyped up the layer of tooth enamel covered by the teeth, the less and less he used, if he used this ordinary toothpaste, when he was old, the nonsense story of the teeth was gone, so that those villagers listened to it and were convinced, and they were full of interest in this toothpaste for a while, but when they heard the price, they all shrank, after all, in their hearts, toothpaste is just two or three yuan of things, why does this toothpaste cost more than 100 yuan, is it possible to use it and soar in the day?
Seeing the hesitation of the villagers, Li Quan began to talk about the evolution of life again: "You think that a toothpaste of more than 100 yuan is very expensive, it is because you are not in this class, tell you, there are many people in the city, and they will spend more than 1,000 yuan to clean their teeth in half a year. Do you want to suffer from toothache when you get old? ”
There were many older villagers present, indeed because they usually didn't pay attention to protecting their teeth, their teeth fell out early, and it did have a greater impact on their lives, Li Quan didn't promise to give them any benefits, so they took the initiative to help Li Quan and said: "Yes, you are still young, I don't know, hey, I'm suffering from old sins, I can't chew anything when I eat, I can only drink gruel, and people can't even eat lipstick and braised pork when they live, not to mention how sad it is." ”
Well, the effect is good, this is when it comes to people's hearts, there will naturally be tap water coming out to help them speak, in order to strengthen the effect and say that in fact, such a good thing should not be enjoyed by yourself, but should be known by more people.
In the end, he enthusiastically shared the spoils of this great cause, oh no, it is a way to share the benefits, what development how many downlines can lie at home without working, eat, drink and have fun for a lifetime, not only that, but their sons and daughters can also eat, drink and have fun for a lifetime.
People, the biggest enemy and the greatest motivation, is their own greed......
Li Quan's words fascinated these "brothers and sisters" in the village who had never seen much of the big fool, and finally completely threw the prophet aside, and a group of people surrounded Li Quan, expressing their gratitude to him for bringing the divine decree. Sister Wang said excitedly: "You are a saint sent by God, a saint!" Everyone agreed.
Sure enough, what prophet god, banknotes are the real gods, don't talk about those illusory past and present lives, you can't eat enough, of course, it is the most important thing to take care of the present, only those rich people who are full of food and have nothing to do will be sad and sad in the spring and autumn, empty and lonely and cold, you look at Wang Xifeng, he is so busy that he flies up all day long, and he opens his mouth that I don't believe in Yin Si retribution, Sister Lin eats and drinks every day, and there are people to serve her, so she will be in the mood to play with Jia Baoyu and be careful, and make a little temper, she is really going to starve to death, she will still take action.
And these villagers, when they first believed in this prophet, were only because they were dissatisfied with the life of this world, but they really had no way to improve the quality of life and find a way to make a fortune, so they would listen to this prophet's words, the so-called spiritual opium, which is what it means.
But now Li Quan is talking about real money, and if you think about it, as long as you work hard and work hard for a few years, you can lie in bed and wait for the money to be collected, and even the living problems of your children and grandchildren will be solved.
What a good thing!
Xiao Ling, who came to look for Li Quan, stood at the door, and when he heard this group of people call this poor boy who couldn't buy the starting price of Malatang a saint, he desperately resisted the urge to laugh wildly, and said with a stiff expression: "It's time to go back." When Li Quan saw her coming, he hurriedly introduced to everyone: "This is the Holy Maiden!" ”
Everyone greeted Xiao Ling in unison: "Hello saint." ”
Xiao Ling was as good as a stream, took out the style of the Tiananmen military parade, and waved his hand: "Hello, goodbye." ”
On the way back, Xiao Ling finally couldn't help laughing, and when she had laughed enough, she asked Li Quan: "What, why don't you stay at the grassroots level and serve the majority of believers?" Li Shengren? ”
Li Quan swept away Fang Cai's appearance, his expression was gloomy, and Xiao Lingqi said, "Okay, what's wrong?" ”
"They believe everything...... Suddenly, I felt that I was like them, and I had been dreaming of becoming a millionaire in three years and a billionaire in ten years for so long. Li Quan sighed deeply: "It's time to find a serious job." ”
A person who has just been praised as a saint can suddenly come out of the things that he has been obsessed with for a long time, and say that he wants to open it, and he wants to open it. The word "epiphany" came to Xiao Ling's mind, and Li Quan shaved his head and wore a robe, chanting, "Bodhi is not a tree, and the mirror is not a platform." There was nothing in the first place, and there was dust everywhere. I couldn't help but laugh again.
"What are you laughing at?" Li Quan was puzzled.
"Nothing."
All the products that Li Quan brought, including those used for experiments, were bought up by the believers, and they beat their chests and feet when they didn't buy them, regretting that they didn't feel God's gift.
At dinner, Old Man Lin took Li Quan Xiaoling to Zhang Cheng's house for a tour under the banner of re-examination, and good food and drink were naturally indispensable. Li Quan secretly said to Xiao Ling: "We are here to cheat and eat and drink this time, right?" This sentence was heard by Old Man Lin, and there was a hint of ridicule on the corner of Old Man Lin's mouth: "Naturally, a saint can't cheat and eat and drink, come, saint, give Xiao Cheng a diagnosis." ”
Li Quan laughed dryly: "Isn't this cured during the day, what else do you need to diagnose?" ”
"Do you want to think about what you want to say? This can't be read in vain, to learn to commemorate Bethune, you also have to analyze the main idea of the paragraph and the author's intention. ”
Li Quan stood in front of Zhang Cheng with a bitter face, Zhang Cheng stared at him with a pair of eyes, not knowing what he wanted to do.
In fact, Li Quan himself didn't know what he wanted to do, and after a long time, he coughed lightly: "This, let's start from scratch." ”
He summed up some of the things he remembered in his mind, the cold qi hurts the liver, and the pulse should be Chi Xian, but how does he know what Chi Xian is, pretending to press Zhang Cheng's wrist for a long time, Old Man Lin looked at it for a long time, and only said coldly: "Does he still have a pulse?" ”
"I think it's the first time I've recovered from a serious illness, and I can't even touch the thin pulse." Li Quan smiled awkwardly.
", it's a hell if you can feel the pulse like this."
Old man Lin asked Li Quan to stand aside: "You give me a good look." ”
Li Quan obediently stood aside and watched, Old Man Lin finished checking Zhang Cheng's whole body, and said to Sister-in-law Zhang that it was no longer a big problem, and that she would just recuperate carefully for a few more days, and then she would say goodbye and leave.
"Did you just see something?" Old man Lin looked at Li Quan who was sitting at the table, and Li Quan shook his head honestly.
Old man Lin sighed: "Come on, I didn't learn it so quickly." You never have a foundation, and you don't expect to learn so fast, I learned to cut the pulse for more than a year. ”
Li Quan said twice: "But I see that there are a lot of very unscientific things in that book, and those can always be done quickly." I just like the quick results. ”
"Impetuous."
"Time is money, efficiency is life." Li Quan smiled.
Old man Lin decided not to talk to this kid for the time being, and when he turned around, he didn't see Xiao Ling, shouted a few times, but no one answered, he hurriedly stood up: "Did you see Xiao Yatou just now?" Li Quan shook his head.
"Oh no, it's too bad, she's always had a low flame, and it's not fun to run around in the mountains in the middle of the night." Old man Lin hurriedly found a flashlight, hurriedly went out, and shouted as he walked: "Xiao Ling, Xiao Ling, where are you." ”
Li Quan also went out to look for it, and some people said that they saw the girl from the city going, and the road she pointed to was the road into the mountain.
"This little girl is too bold, in case there is a bad one, how can I explain it to her parents." A layer of cold sweat broke out on Old Man Lin's forehead, he was really anxious. Not to mention the demons and monsters, it's not fun to meet a big guy who comes out for supper at night.
Walking along the mountain road, in front of a pool of water, Xiao Ling was standing by the pool, quietly looking at the pool, like a statue, not moving at all.