Chapter 44: The Mighty Paper Man
Even Wang Yuhang, who was accustomed to seeing bloody scenes, swallowed and spit, this old monk was really unambiguous when he started to move, it was definitely a model of violence, what made Qin Fan and the others the most disgusting was that the old monk picked up half of the snake head and ate it at the white snake brain, Qin Fan almost didn't spit out all the game he ate in the morning, and the old monk didn't forget to wipe his mouth with the dirty robe after eating, and said to a few people: "What kind of expression do you have?" This stuff is very supplemental! Will my old man still lie to you? I don't believe you can taste it...."Qin Fan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't be like us, you old man, this big snake has also been eliminated, let's go." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The old monk touched his white beard, which had been dyed red with blood, and said, "When my old man showed his might just now, you should actually record it, so that future generations can know my great achievements!" Qin Fan's feet slipped and he almost fell to the ground, daring to love this old monk not only drinking wine and eating meat, but also greedy for fame and fortune, but I don't know if it's lustful or not... Qin Fan hurriedly said to the old monk: "I believe that everyone knows how powerful your old man is, and there will be opportunities in the future, we will definitely work hard to publicize it, but the image of your old man is a little inappropriate, I don't mean it's not good-looking, it's too casual, if you can have a shape that is accepted by the public, presumably your old man will be more popular." ”
The old monk suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, good! When I get back, you'll give me a fresh look! Qin Fan nodded and said, "No problem!" Let's go back first! The old monk said with satisfaction, "Let's go!" So at the strong request of a few people, the old monk went into the water and washed at will, although it was still not very clean, but it was much better than a body of blood, a few people returned to the place where Qin Fan parked, got in the car and went straight to the imperial capital, on the road when a few people kept gagging with the old monk, only to know that the old monk's name is called Ask Zen, so like the master's name, it is actually a violent blood monk who drinks wine and eats meat, and it can't help but make people feel pity.
After arriving in the imperial capital, Qin Fan really didn't lie to Zen, and took the old monk to buy a few outfits, Qin Fan also unexpectedly found that Zen's arm was full of black scriptures, different from Qin Fan's tattoo, Ask Zen This is similar to Thailand's thorn talisman, more painful than the tattoo, and also has different meanings, the current Zen is not the dirty crazy monk before, a velvet floral shirt with knee-high suit shorts, brown striped socks wearing big scalp shoes, a bow tie at the collar of the shirt, and the cuffs of the shirt are pulled up to the elbow, revealing a mysterious tattoo, Ask Zen's sturdy figure and personality of the long beard are revealed very stylishly, and then bring a pair of sunglasses, it is simply a model in a fashion blockbuster, as soon as you go out, the return rate is very high, and there are even many girls who give Zen a flattering eye!
But these people don't know that this old man who looks like a male model is a bloody and violent wine and meat monk! Wen Chan sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a glass of chilled whiskey specially given by Qin Fan in his hand, and what was not very harmonious was that there were all kinds of meat on the coffee table, roast chicken, roast duck, and sauce elbows....Wen Chan drank wine and ate meat, and said to a few people: "The current Taoist Alliance is very tight because of the emergence of traitors like Wang Daochang, except for those who are fighting with evil wizards at the front line, everyone has been investigated, although you have not entered the Taoist Alliance, but you are already members of the Taoist Alliance, This time, the alliance has received news that an evil wizard is going to attack you recently, so I specially asked me to come and protect you. ”
Qin Fan was stunned for a moment and said, "Why did the evil wizard attack us? We shouldn't be as valuable to them as the upper echelons of the alliance, right? Asking Chan looked at Qin Fan and said, "Don't you really know what your situation is now?" Don't know much about your background? Looking at the excited Qin Fan and Bai Yu, Wen Chan hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't ask me, since you don't know, I can't tell you too much, the only thing I can say is that you are now a thorn in the eye of the evil wizard, a thorn in the flesh, killing you is quite a heavy blow to the Taoist Alliance." Bai Yu grinned and said, "You won't tell me then, we are the illegitimate children of some big man, right?!" Could it be that Qin Fan is my long-lost brother? Saying that, Bai Yu and Qin Fan glanced at each other, "Brother! "Brother!" The two of them hugged each other excitedly.
When the two of them were about to recite the old chicken soup for the soul from the circle of friends, Wen Chan kicked the two of them away, and the big foot almost kicked off the arms of the two, and Wen Chan said with a blue face: "You don't give me more acting!" What are the two guys doing hugging each other?! I won't say anything about you, less than in this set of my words! Qin Fan rubbed his arm and said, "Can you old man take a little light?" The leather shoes I bought for you were used to kick me. Wen Zen's eyes glared and said, "My old man didn't wear shoes in the first place, and now it feels awkward to wear them!" Bai Yu looked at it, and hurriedly leaned over and said, "What, I know a few girls in this dance academy, and they are all old, why don't you go out with me at night?" ”
Q Zen suddenly became angry: "What do you think of us monks?!" With a wave of his big hand, he dragged Bai Yu over, and asked Zen to stare at Bai Yu tightly and said, "I'm looking for four!" Bai Yu instantly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No problem! Forty is no problem! Your old man is really old and strong! Qin Fan rolled his eyes, this old monk is really taboo-free! Shaking his head helplessly, Qin Fan went back to play games, but Wen Chan and Bai Yu became happier and happier the more they chatted, and became more and more obscene... In the end, Xiao Yao and Wang Yuhang couldn't listen to it anymore, turned around and left, leaving the old and young people talking about unbearable topics....
After dinner, Qin Fan, Xiao Yao, and Wang Yuhang were fighting the landlord, and the shadows of Bai Yu and Wen Chan disappeared in the house, Qin Fan casually threw out a plane and said, "Do you want anything?" Did the two of them really go play? Xiao Yao waved his hand and said, "Pass!" I heard Bai Yu call to book a room! Wang Yuhang silently threw out a bomb and said, "They didn't call me." Qin Fan and Xiao Yao looked at Wang Yuhang at the same time, and Xiao Yao said, "I didn't expect you to be like this, but it's understandable." Qin Fan looked at Wang Yuhang strangely and said, "With your stinky face and your appetite, you have to eat two luxurious fruit plates in the nightclub, which girl can play with you?" ”
Wang Yuhang glared at the two and said, "I like that kind of atmosphere, not to soak in little girls!" Qin Fan shook a look that all men understood and said, "Understood!" Three twos with a K, only one left! The corners of Xiao Yao's mouth rose slightly, and he said, "Just waiting for you, Wang Fang!" "Bang!" The door of Qin Fan's house was suddenly blasted open, followed by the sound of machine gun fire, the three of them hurriedly closed the bedroom door and hid behind the wall, Qin Fan frowned and scolded: "You Wang Bang is too powerful!" And machine guns! Xiao Yao hurriedly said: "I definitely didn't get this, I guess it was Bai Yu who robbed whose wife, right?!" ”
After a while, the gunfire outside stopped, and several people could hear some subtle footsteps, Qin Fan gritted his teeth and said, "If you can't do it, fight with them!" Feed! As soon as Qin Fan and Xiao Yao turned around, Wang Yuhang didn't know when it was gone, Qin Fan and Xiao Yao only saw that the window was open, "Knock! Boom! Boom! The sound of falling to the ground kept coming, followed by a burst of gunshots, and after two screams, Wang Yuhang said outside the door: "Okay, come out!" Qin Fan and Xiao Yao breathed a sigh of relief, as soon as they stood up, a three-edged army thorn pierced the bedroom door, Wang Yuhang outside the door also snorted, obviously suffering a loss, the three-edged army thorn quickly pulled out, listening to the footsteps, it was Wang Yuhang who rushed up, Qin Fan and Xiao Yao hurriedly opened the door to help, but as soon as they opened the door, a figure flew in front of them, it was Wang Yuhang who was beaten away, Qin Fan and Xiao Yao caught Wang Yuhang, and they were also repelled by this huge force several steps, and they stopped when they hit the wall.
At this time, the person who did the work with Wang Yuhang was gone, Wang Yuhang covered his chest and spit out blood, Qin Fan was suddenly shocked, Wang Yuhang had never fought with that person for two rounds, only fought twice, Wang Yuhang was already seriously injured, Qin Fan hurriedly helped Wang Yuhang to sit down, Xiao Yao asked: "What kind of person is that, can actually beat you like this?" Wang Yuhang coughed and said, "It's not a person!" Qin Fan was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?" Wang Yuhang said slowly: "Do you remember the time when you and Bai Yu were hit by a car?" It's a paper man who fights me! Qin Fan's brows suddenly furrowed, he thought that the paper man was done by Wang Daochang, but now this paper man actually appeared again!
Qin Fan shook his head and said, "Now I can't think of who did it, so let's send you to the hospital first." Wang Yuhang said: "No, it's not a big deal, it's just a skin injury." Qin Fan saw Wang Yuhang like this, and didn't insist anymore, and said to Xiao Yao: "You take Wang Yuhang to contact Bai Yu, you go to Bai Yu's house to live." Xiao Yao looked at Qin Fan and said, "What about you?" Qin Fan smiled and said: "If you want to kill me so much, you will definitely come back, I will be a bait here, see who is going to kill me, and give Bai Yu a wake-up call, if he is not with Wen Chan, it is estimated that it will be dangerous." Xiao Yao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go and inform them, you are careful here." Qin Fan glanced at Xiao Yao and said loudly, "Don't worry!" No one can kill me! ”
After Xiao Yao helped Wang Yuhang out, Qin Fan began to clean up the house like a garbage dump, but secretly deducted a Yin Fire Talisman in the palm of his hand, sure enough, after Xiao Yao and they left, Qin Fan felt a faint Yin Qi slowly approaching him, and when the Yin Qi was about three meters away from Qin Fan, he pounced violently, Qin Fan also turned around instantly at this time, and threw the Yin Fire Talisman out, and the paper man who originally hit Qin Fan vigorously actually changed his angle in the air and dodged Qin Fan's Yin Fire Talisman, Qin Fan suddenly felt distressed, it was one of the few charms in his hand that was enough to damage, after the paper man fell to the ground, he punched at Qin Fan, and Qin Fan didn't have time to dodge at that speed, so he could only block his arms in front of his chest, Qin Fan spit out a mouthful of blood and flew out upside down, Qin Fan's two arms were unconscious, and his chest and back were also in terrible pain.
Qin Fan sat on the ground and looked at the paper man in horror, he was really careless this time, he didn't expect this paper man to lose his combat effectiveness at once, this paper man wiped his round red face, looking at Qin Fan's eyes There was actually a trace of disdain, Qin Fan stared at the paper man's eyes, cold sweat suddenly flowed, Qin Fan looked at the paper man and said, "You... Do you have a soul? The paper man really smiled at Qin Fan, blinked his eyes and did not answer Qin Fan, and then clenched his fist again and hit Qin Fan's head, this time it was about to end Qin Fan's life, Qin Fan was sitting on the ground at this time, his arms were not feeling at all, and he was about to die under the paper man's fist.
Just when the paper man's fist immediately hit Qin Fan, Qin Fan suddenly lay down, the paper man's fist wiped Qin Fan's hair and hit it, Qin Fan's head suddenly felt cold, after lying on the ground, Qin Fan's feet kicked on the paper man, and slipped out on the ground, the paper man was angry, just about to chase over, a string of Buddhist beads was put on the paper man's neck, the paper man suddenly showed a painful look, turned back to the question Zen who had just rushed back, asked Zen to take back the Buddha beads, grabbed the paper man's fist, squeezed hard, and flattened the paper man's fist, Wen Chan's other hand drew a strange shape in the air, printed on the paper man's body, the paper man suddenly couldn't move in pain, Wen Chan picked up his big hand, and hit the paper man's heavenly spirit cover, the paper man suddenly burned, and quickly turned into ash.
Bai Yu and Xiao Yao hurriedly helped Qin Fan up, and Qin Fan said to Zen, "Your old man is really timely!" I'll be hung up if it's a second late! Wen Chan looked at Qin Fan and said, "That's because you can't get home, so my old man is not willing to give up a group of little girls to save you!" Do you know how wonderful those little girls are? They all evoked my innocence..."Qin Fan suddenly felt that the injuries in his body were even more serious, and he felt like he was about to vomit blood, Qin Fan endured and said, "Can you tell me how you killed this paper man just now?" Ask Zen arrogantly said, "My old man's body is stronger than it, and his soul is more powerful than it, so what other methods do you need to kill it?" Looking at Qin Fan, who still didn't understand, he asked Zen impatiently and said, "Why are you so stupid?!" What's the use of you learning so many spells? The mana is not strong enough, and no amount of spells is powerful! You can't even beat a paper figure, what are you doing with more than 100 pounds?! ”
Although the words are ugly, but it makes sense, asking Zen is extremely powerful, and it seems that the mana is not bad, but there is no skill at all in this type of Zen, relying on one force to reduce ten! Qin Fan thought for a while and said to Zen, "I've been taught." Wen Chan waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I can't stay here, you come with me, go to the base of the alliance to hide, or with your ability, you will be killed sooner or later!" ”