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"Jingle Bell"

"Treading ......"

The sound of brisk hooves, on the other side of the dirt road, a pair of long ears were the first to show up, followed by a donkey's face, and the bell of the jingle bell was the big brass bell under the donkey's neck. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And on the back of the donkey, a handsome boy in a white shirt was riding on the back of the donkey, holding an iron plate and watching.

If you have a little scientific knowledge, you will understand that this iron plate is called a tablet, and this donkey rider is Wang Ge.

The successful departure of Independence Day World meant that he would not have to worry about his tech exhibition for the next few hundred years, and a movie was playing on his tablet.

Journey to the West

The movie directed by Xing Ye has a consistent nonsensical style, and the plot is really funny, as for why Wang Ge is watching this movie now, because he is in this movie now.

He patted the donkey's head casually, and the donkey seemed to have gotten some signal, and when faced with a fork in the road, he cleverly chose to turn around and walk along the river.

Wang Ge prefers to ride a donkey rather than riding a horse.

Riding a horse is too tiring, too bumpy, and he is too lazy to learn riding, it is better to be a donkey, short and slow to walk, the most important thing is that a scholar can ride a donkey to see chic.

Jingle Bell ......

On the flat dirt road, the bell under the donkey's neck resounded far away.

"In this world, there is the Buddha and the Monkey King...... And the Monkey King of this world is very powerful, and he is still a demon! ”

Wang Ge thought about the plot, although this is a comedy movie, the content in it makes people laugh.

Tang Seng is an exorcist who is not doing his job, Sun Wukong is a monster who still only wants to kill and kill after suppressing for 500 years, Zhu Bajia opened a Gao Laozhuang to eat people, and Sha Seng is also a cannibal.

It's darker than any Journey to the West movie, and the people in it are full of shemale spirit.

"That's what I want"

Smiling slightly, remembering the alchemy he got from the Taoist priest, the only way to increase his strength in a short period of time is to hunt demons and alchemy, so ...... The monsters in this world can't run away, only the monsters who are full of evil, he can refine the Dan without any psychological burden.

Walking along the waterway, the sound of the bell under the donkey's neck spread far away, and soon attracted three or four children, giggling around Wang Ge's donkey jumping and making noise.

The donkey is modulated, has a very high IQ, and is aided by computer intelligence, which ensures that it will not suddenly strike when it encounters a yokai.

"Ahh A girl giggled and caught the carrot that the donkey had thrown at her, and then threw it to the donkey with her backhand.

Where is this donkey, it's a dog in donkey skin.

The children laughed even more happily when they saw this, and even began to sing nursery rhymes around them.

Wang Ge shook his head with a smile, and didn't care about the donkey playing with the child.

"This gentleman" A child who looked older finally turned his gaze from the donkey to Wang Ge, he shook his head, imitating the old master of the school and said in an old-fashioned manner, "Dare to ask, that ...... What kind of iron plate is in your hand?"

"This" Wang Ge smiled and displayed the tablet in his hand, and several children appeared on it, and there were figures on it, and they were still talking!

"Could this be the mirror of the immortals!" The little ones speculated for a while.

"Almost" Wang Ge put away the tablet, "If the child sees too much, he will be taken away, and he will never grow taller anymore"

"Ahh It's scary! The children screamed in fright and ran away.

"Hahaha" Seeing a group of children being scared away, Wang Ge laughed, he didn't hate children, and now he still feels that they are a little cute.

"You're such a bad person," a woman's voice suddenly came from the grass, "scaring children"

Wang Ge turned his head and saw a woman coming out of the grass.

Miss Duan, the heroine in the movie, it is precisely because she fell in love with her that Xuanzang had an epiphany after her death and subdued Sun Wukong with the Great Ri Rulai True Scripture.

"Why, I've never seen a beautiful woman" Miss Duan shook her unkempt head, "Miss Ben is so sweet and moving, it's understandable that you can't help but look at it twice"

"No" Wang Ge waved his hand, "I've seen a beautiful woman in the next place, it's just like Miss...... It's the first one with such a personality."

Indeed, he has seen countless beauties, but this sloppy beauty who does not take a bath, this one in front of him is definitely the first.

"Hmph, it's good to know" Miss Duan didn't hear the meaning of Wang Ge's words, and happily accepted, "You are also an exorcist."

"I studied swordsmanship in Mount Emei for two days......"

Before he finished speaking, Miss Duan had already waved her hand and interrupted him, "How can you talk so much, since you have only learned spells for two days and are an exorcist, why don't you follow me, I am just going to collect demons and exorcisms"

I have learned swordsmanship for two days, which means humble, who said that I really only learned it for two days?

Wang Ge sighed, and he remembered that Miss Duan seemed to be illiterate, a big illiterate, and straight-brained.

However, Miss Duan's proposal Wang Ge felt good, he hadn't found a stable source of monsters when he first came to this world, this Miss Duan seemed to have a stable source of monsters, and she just followed the other party's gangster experience and set up some equipment.

It may be that it is not easy to see such a "weak" exorcist as Wang Ge, Miss Duan seems to have opened the conversation, in short, it means that everything has me, don't be afraid.

The group of children before had already been blown away by her, and Wang Ge's donkey was also despised as an unimposing mount, and only the old man could ride it.

"This is it"

The two stopped in front of a small hill, Miss Duan pointed to Wang Ge and said, "A fox spirit is squatting inside, and it has already eaten a lot of pedestrians, and this time I received the task of destroying this fox spirit!" ”

Vixen, Wang Ge really hasn't seen it before, of course he is ready to see it.

Miss Duan took off the gold bracelet on her wrist first, one for each hand, and the gold bracelet instantly turned like a hula hoop, throwing it out, smashing the rocks and collapsing the mountain wall, revealing a dark hole.

With a snort, a fox with a thick yellow smoke sprang out.

"This is the legendary vixen?" Wang Ge covered his mouth and nose, lest the stench enter his nose.

"Or what do you think?" Miss Duan pouted, "This monster uses the stench of his own cultivation to stun passers-by, and then eats their flesh, it is simply the worst monster I have ever seen...... If you kill someone, you kill people, and you even pollute the air quality......"

Looking at Miss Duan, who was about to turn into Tang Seng, Wang Ge hurriedly interrupted her, "That monster has attacked, let's solve it quickly."

"Good!" Remembering that she was still subduing demons, Miss Duan immediately came back to her senses, "Look, I'll show you how good I am!" ”

A gold bracelet instantly clones countless people, densely smashing the fox spirit directly to death.

Wang Ge also estimated according to Miss Duan that Miss Duan's strength is good, and she has the realm of refining the Void and Combining Dao, so the pig demon who can abuse her is probably going to reach the level of an immortal, and the strength of those top exorcists is already about the same as that of ordinary immortals, as for the big demon Sun Wukong, the grade is not on the same level at all, not to mention the strength of Sun Wukong who is subdued with one hand, no matter how you look at him, he can smash the earth with one palm.

He wouldn't be stupid enough to think that the huge Buddha at the end of the movie was Xuanzang's own ability, and it must have been the Rulai he summoned.

Miss Duan covered her nose with her left hand, and walked to Wang Ge with the fox's tail with her right hand, and the fox was the source of the smell, "I sent you, do you want it?" Keep it for medicinal herbs, alchemy."

"Why doesn't Miss Duan keep it for herself?"

Wang Ge looks at this fox, and his strength also has the ability to refine qi and transform the god, which can be regarded as a good material.

"I won't"

"I see," he nodded, "Then I'll refine it into a pill."

"You can really do alchemy, amazing!" Looking at Wang Ge, who took over the monster's corpse, Miss Duan kept nodding. It's good that they, scattered exorcists, can learn spells, but as for alchemy, it's impossible.

The two left Fox Mountain and found a small cave, where Wang Ge made alchemy, and Miss Duan was guarding him.

There is no alchemy furnace, and the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick directly changes into one, and it is not ordinary.

Throwing the fox corpse in, Wang Ge began alchemy according to alchemy, but this was his first alchemy, saying that it was alchemy, but it was better to say that it was hand training.

"I feel that there is a demonic spirit in a place, when are you okay? I'm in a hurry to collect the demons."

"Give me a few minutes"

A few minutes later,

With a bang, the golden furnace was shaken by the explosion, and when the lid was opened, a puff of black smoke came out.

"Ahem!"

The fox's stench was heated by the heat, and the smell was disgusting.

"Ahem, hey," Miss Duan stretched out her little hand to make a pu fan and kept fanning the wind in front of her face, "Do you know how to do alchemy?"

"Wind escape" Wang Ge casually made a handprint, blowing out a wind to blow the stench away.

"I didn't expect you to have two hits" Feeling the air refreshed, Miss Duan nodded, although this wind can't hurt the enemy, it is best to cool off in summer, she is already thinking about whether to take Wang Ge as her little brother.

Wang Ge pinched out a black elixir from the furnace, like a stone.

With a twist of his fingers, a layer of fragments of the elixir fell, and there was a faint fragrance.

"Hahaha! This is the elixir you refined?! Ha ha!! Miss Duan immediately laughed, Wang Ge beckoned, and the Five Elements Dao Technique sucked back the stench, and Miss Duan, who opened her mouth to laugh, was suddenly choked by the stench and coughed.

"Ahem!! You ...... Cough...... Guy! I'm going to kill you!! ”

"Who made you look down on my elixir, this is my beginner's learning...... Why don't you try it? Wang Ge proposed.

"I won't eat it, what should I do if I die" Miss Duan turned her head, "You eat it yourself, we have to drive out of the house"

Miss Duan now feels that Wang Ge is interesting and wants to take him with her, otherwise an "stupid and weak" exorcist like him will be killed sooner or later.

Looking at the pill in his hand, Wang Ge finally dispelled the idea of putting it in his mouth, and looked at the donkey outside the cave, Wang Ge casually threw it over and gave it to eat.

But I didn't expect the donkey to eat it, and it jumped wildly on the spot, as if it had been stimulated.

Stomp on!!

When the donkey's hooves stepped on the stones, they made a deep hoof print!

Alchemy succeeded.

Wang Ge turned his head to look at Miss Duan, just in time to meet her surprised gaze.