Chapter 20, a few joys and a few sorrows (II)
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At the same time, Guo Jing and others, who were in Genyue, were worried about a group of "temporary workers" who were making trouble.
ββ¦β¦ It's unexpected...... It's all traveled to the Northern Song Dynasty, and you can still meet a group of temporary workers who maliciously ask for wages......"
Looking at these "Liujia Divine Soldiers" waving fists and banners, Guo Jing couldn't help but rub his forehead in distress.
ββ¦β¦ Professor Guo, you can't be soft on this issue! Wang Qiu scolded indignantly, "...... These scoundrels have eaten so many meals at your place, but they have done almost nothing. It's good that we didn't ask them for food! Are you embarrassed to ask us for military salaries? β
ββ¦β¦ The same cannot be said of it...... After all, we did detain them here for several days, delaying the time for people to earn money to support their families......"
Guo Jing seemed to be a little unbearable and said, "...... This thing...... It's really unexpected......"
-- As early as when Guo Jing and Guo Daxian had just been canonized by the imperial court, he began to recruit 7,777 "Liujia Divine Soldiers", preparing to rely on these people to defeat the enemy. By the time the political commissar Guo of later generations crossed over, more than half of this "divine soldier" had already been recruited, and it had even been reported to the Ministry of War and the Privy Council...... So I pinched my nose and recognized it.
But to be honest, whether it is Guo Jing, Doraemon or Wang Qiu, they have never counted on the combat effectiveness of this rabble.
And from beginning to end, these "Liujia Divine Soldiers" have never fought with Jin Bing with real swords and guns.
Then, with the destruction of more than 100,000 golden soldiers under the weapons of interstellar warfare, these "Rokka-Divine Soldiers" also lost their usefulness. Some of them still wanted to follow Guo Xianren, but many of them clamored to go home in groups - after all, the Song Dynasty was an era when the status of martial artists was extremely low, and "good iron did not hit nails, and good men did not serve soldiers", and the common people were usually reluctant to join the army and fight for their lives on the battlefield unless they had to.
If these people just wanted to retire and go home, then Guo Jing would have recognized it a long time ago, and it just happened that they would save so many useless waste wood guys to take care of food...... The problem is that these shrewd citizens think that although they didn't really go into battle to kill the enemy, they have practiced for so many days, "there is no merit and hard work, and there is fatigue without hard work".
As a result, they blocked outside the house where Guo Jing and others lived, making noise and making trouble, shouting for Guo Jing to give them severance pay.
However, in the face of the collective salary of these "Liujia Divine Soldiers", Guo Jing really can't come up with a few dollars at the moment!
-- The camp of the Jin army on the outskirts of Bianliang was ploughed by the shaped plasma cannon of the interstellar age, and every tent of people and animals was turned into charcoal and ashes, and Guo Jing, who won a great victory, did not capture a single spoil; And the gold and silver treasures that Emperor Zhao Huan gave to Guo Daxian and the gifts given by various powerful families were all stuffed into the [automatic pawn machine] by Doraemon to pay off his huge debt of 300 billion yen.
After such a toss, Guo Jing had very little property on hand, except for fabrics, tents and other heavy sundries that were inconvenient to realize, and the remaining copper coins were only more than 1,000 yuan. If you put this money down, I'm afraid you won't even get a severance pay of 300 wen per person.
ββ¦β¦ We still have to stay in the Northern Song Dynasty for a period of time, and there are still a lot of places to use money in the future, and this last copper coin really can't be wasted casually...... I think it's better to get something that is worthless in modern times, but very precious in this time and space, and fight these temporary workers who maliciously ask for wages! β
Seeing that Guo Jing and Doraemon did not agree to use violence to provoke people, Wang Qiu had no choice but to change his words, "...... How about giving each of them a packet of refined salt? β
Guo Jing and Doraemon both thought it was a good idea, but since they only had Japanese yen on hand, it was too troublesome to convert it into yuan, so Doraemon told Nobi Nobita to take a stack of yen and leave this time and space with Wang Qiu to buy thousands of packets of salt.
Who knew that Nobita, who had always been ignorant, was very shrewd this time.
ββ¦β¦ No! Doraemon! If I had to go to the convenience store and buy a few thousand packets of salt...... Not to mention the weight of thousands of packs of salt, I'm afraid that I have to use a small truck to pull it, and the aunt who opened the store saw that I bought so much salt, I am afraid that she will think of me as a psychopath! β
Therefore, after some discussion, they finally adopted Nobita's Tiyì to beat these "temporary workers" who were dead beggars.
-- In front of Guo Jing's mansion, which was besieged by a large group of "temporary workers", a group of forbidden soldiers with swords and heavy armor suddenly came out, brandishing a war knife in his right hand and a large bag in his left hand for a fierce officer, and shouted at the rabble with full anger:
ββ¦β¦ You and other greedy scoundrels have never been half useful in the real person's side, but they have eaten and drunk for so many days, but they are not grateful, but they still have to be noisy! This should have been kicked out with a mace! How can I protect the country and be merciful, thinking that everyone knows each other is also fate, in order to ask for a good gathering and dispersion, I ordered the official to reward each of you with a Persian glass bead, why don't you come to line up to receive the reward, and then get out? β
Although the black charcoal officer spoke fiercely, the colorful glass beads exposed in the bag made the eyes of the crowd shine - in ancient China, most of the crystal clear and crystal glass beads like this were quite expensive imported goods.
Although it is far from being worthy of real gems, pearls and jade, it is not the cheap toys that children littered all over the ground in later generations.
Seeing that there were some faint signs of commotion in the crowd, the officer added: "...... Duh! Don't be dissatisfied! Beware of some kind of knives and guns without eyes! β
In short, with the swords and guns of the forbidden army and a bag of glass beads obtained by Nobita, the incident of "temporary workers maliciously asking for wages" came to an end for the time being.
However, there are many, many troubles that Doraemon and Guo Jing and others need to face.
First of all, there is not enough money to go.
- Although Genyue had been almost emptied before, and after the annihilation of the Jin soldiers, he received a reward from the emperor and the imperial court. Next, the gifts sent by the powerful and wealthy families in Beijing were also endless-especially those who were afraid of the revenge of the immortals, and the doctors were even more generous, and what Hetian beautiful jade, ancient agarwood, Hepu pearl, gold and silver ornaments, silk and satin, as long as they could make up valuable goods, they were all offered. Only to appease the anger of the immortals...... Of course, it would be even more wonderful if you could give some elixir in return.
For this reason, Doraemon had to make a cameo appearance as a doctor, carrying an automatic medical kit, and treating many gift givers and their families. After that, a bunch of magical props such as [Adventure Tea], [Drama Gas], and [Powerful Pill] were released, which made the official eunuchs and gentry of Bianliang greatly frightened.
But the problem is that after stuffing all these qiΔ things into the [automatic pawn machine], it was only exchanged for about 30 billion yen.
Obviously, this amount is still far from the 300 billion huge debt that Doraemon is carrying.
Therefore, Doraemon who is always worried about being sent to the dismantling factory of the dismantling factory of the waste machine feels very anxious and frustrated.
But in Wang Qiu's opinion, if they wanted to make up so much money, it was impossible to do it overnight.
ββ¦β¦ Don't be too greedy! Everyone, in this Bianliang City, Tokyo, it is almost the limit to be able to get so much money, if you don't want to pull down your face and continue to search again, the Guo Immortal who everyone admires will become the Guo Peel that everyone shouts and beats. β
Wang Qiu sighed and explained to Doraemon, "...... You should also understand the principle of doing things in moderation. β
Secondly, it is the question of how to make up enough 50,000 reward points to allow Guo Jing, a traverser, to get out of this time and space.
Indeed, through GuΓ²'s covering destruction of the Jin Army, the traverser Guo Jing obtained more than 30,000 reward points in one breath in this time and space, but the problem is that this is a one-time payment that cannot be repeated...... The Jurchen army besieging Bianliang has been completely wiped out, and it can only reach more than 30,000 points, where should we dig more reward points next? Could it be that he really wants to lead a vote of "Liujia Divine Soldiers" to go on an expedition to Yinshan and go straight to Huanglong Mansion?
However, just as Wang Qiu and the others were struggling with how to get more reward points, a new opportunity to brush points had quietly arrived.
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The latest complaint about the situation in Ukraine: "The medicine that teases you can't stop!" γ
Recently, since the chocolate tycoon Petro Poroshenko became the helmsman of Ukraine, the situation in Ukraine has finally developed from the stage of the stupid and cute demons to the bloody civil war - government forces and pro-Russian forces have repeatedly fought over several cities in eastern Ukraine, military camps have been captured, warplanes have been shot down, and smoke billows from government buildings; Large numbers of people have been forcibly displaced and fleeing their homes; The old man sighed speechlessly in the face of his home, which was almost in ruins; A childish-looking child hid in a bomb shelter and shivered...... The former granary of Europe is already full of devastation, and I don't know when it will be restored.
There are also American mercenaries from Blackwater who go shirtless in Ukraine, killing people and setting fires, much to the lament of the old people who lived through the Soviet era.
The crusading army of the Ukrainian government is certainly unpopular and licks the West to the extreme, and there are also contradictions between liberals and neo-Nazis; However, the pro-Russian forces are also fighting each other, the good and the bad are uneven, and there are often mutinies. There are crows on both sides, don't laugh at the wild boar, black, and no one laughs at who is more wolf.
However, although this qiΔ is so bloody and cruel, at least it is not as stupid and cute as before.
The civil war in Ukraine finally followed a relatively "normal" trajectory and began to fight vigorously.
But what is unexpected is that in this serious war drama, those teasers in Ukraine can't help but come out to show the lower limit!
- The Ukrainian parliament recently made plans to submit a draft request to the UN General Assembly and the UN Security Council for the "expulsion" of Russia!
Hey, Ukrainian Ermaozi, do you think the United Nations is your family's **** government? Can you play however you want?
You know, in the past, there was no punishment for doctors, and now there are punishments for the five constants, Mr. Chocolate Tycoon, can you not embarrass the United Nations?
If you really want to kick Russia out of the UN, do you believe that the UN itself is going to fall apart?!
The so-called United Nations is the table of world order after the victory in World War II, and it is the stage for the five permanent members of the Security Council to dominate the world and fight each other!
You, a weak country mired in civil strife, insist on kicking out the majority shareholder of the United Nations...... Well, how can I have a well-dressed Russian representative in the hall and scold the kneeling Ukrainian representative, "Who is kneeling in the hall, why are you suing this official?" A strong sense of immediacy?
Alas, this is simply self-inflicted humiliation, okay?
In short, the reason why teasers are teasers is because their medicine can't be stopped!